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Hehe. . . Bola, You are a kerosene background girl, so what are you on about?

Yh right! You wish!  

Re[i]tarde[/i]d troll.

coogar:
the kind of lifestyle she lives is the one you have been fasting and praying to have throughout your entire poverty-stricken life.
you this okoro w@nker! without the internet, you cannot cross her path asides the chance of her tossing a pound coin to you in traffic with your gala box hanging on your shoulder begging for alms.

lalaosky:
pls go tru it and show me where i said u said dos tinz.i just asked u a ques just as babe asked hers and in d same u asked wot if d woman was preggs if d guy will still go ahead and beat her.if u couldn't answer my ques as usual,u shouldn't hv reply by callin me names

that's one of the characteristics of a frustrated high-drop dropout, sir. You've ever tried having a conversation/argument with one?

You go frustrate ehn?  

You: What is your name?

Drop-out: [i]What's your problem with my name? Wetin be your own name? You f00l. 4ucking basta[/i]rd, He[i]dio[/i]t . . . .

You:   

Rotfl.

So you see, Okoro Romeo is hopeless. Notice that you had to speak some sense into his head (Killz stole his head from a cow, btw) before he could give a humane response.

Na so them type be! It's like dealing with MR. c0rK. Handle with care, if you really wanna have a conversion with the sh[i]emal[/i]e.  

anonymus11:
too bad i came late for supper.                                                                         i wasnt invited on time but i see lighters have been putting that class 4 drop out out of his misery.                                    dabrake no bi u been dey tell me make i free dt mark spencer reincarnated doctor evil.              say mad man and so on.         now u don see sey dt elephanty acid needs to be made a real man.                   dt killz dt has a postural defect of dt of a walking dead dancing moonwalk na im dey flex muscles here.                   members no go hear sey dt boy na miscrant, low life n a local bulldog in real life only comes here for low esteemed gays n girls who dnt have a shot in getting real men in real life. hence the cheering from atutusexys.                                            he knows women on nl are emotionally bankrupt dt  he uses words to entice them just like the devil was an angel of music, killz is a demon of manipulation  to get women here close to their demise.               his real love is for c0ck thou he can spend any english for it.                                                   dt school son of a long john who poked his anus with omo soap back in school.                        no be so killz go lie for on top im papa dey do kerewa till he was pursued on the street till olode people came to beg the old man.  make una hide una anus, im no dey see am for eye even if pile dey inside  

denzel2009:
That you and BABE! kpekused  between Jan and Feb.

denzel2009:
coogar, this information I have at my disposal is so confidential it mustn't get to public domain.
BABE! baby you, coogar and I know what went down lmao. . . .

If you and coogar know what went down, that automatically means I know what went down.

The glitch in your bootleg "investigation and findings" is that, I don't know what the french you're talking about. . .

Denzel, go and sleep.  

2buff:
^^ Who is cuddlemii?

So you can also play dumb? hehehe.

We have pictures and videos to prove you and cuddlemii's sexcapades.

denzel2009:
Lmao, I dont tell porky pies regularly, especially on tuesdays!  

How does that answer my question, Detective Denzel?

Typical Nigerian!    

2buff:
nyanshing = s3x !!!

Don't be mad. . Thanks.

Denzel. . . erm. . . what gave you the impression that something went down?

2buff:
^^ what does nyash mean to u?

coogar:
couldn't make it. . . .i was held up by some unforeseen contingencies.

2buff:
nyashing = kpekusing  

denzel2009:
ask mrcork

coogar:
i am fine - how was last month's shindig?

Awesomeness. . . you should have come

"Some people" really wanted to see you. . .

coogar:
don't cry. . . .i am hereeeeeeee!

what's cooking?

denzel2009:
how was the nyanshing from my friend coogar?

coogar:
forget the waste-man. . . .
how have you been by the way?

hanging out with the atutu babes?

I've been ait. . . . 

Atutus? They're all kept busy by the company of the well-known s[i]hem[/i]ale of NL (Okoro Romeo himself). They no even get my time.

coogar:
i am surprised he still has a right to an opinion.
the freedom the internet often affords laboratory r[i]e[/i]tards like sexkillz is cringe-worthy.

coogar:
frustrated, depressed, deprived, impaired and impoverished!
internet is the only place he's relevant with his manicured hands and [i]g[/i]ay fonts.

Okoro Romeo (killz) is a Key stage 2 c[i]un[/i]t! You want a proof? Watch this space. . .wait patiently for his demented reply to this post.

coogar:
there's no woman-wrapper in the house. . . . .it's a facade!
some of the pseudo-woman wrappers are r@pists, armed robbers, voyeurs and what not.
it's the internet - a faceless medium. for all you know sexkillz might be clifford orji.
the size of their noses are exactly the same thing.

Muhehehehe. That's why Frustration has gotten the better of him. Madness is in his blood.

Goldieluks:
Babe this is a question for you. Have you/your friend/cousin/sister ever been severely beaten by a boyfriend before?  For whatever reason.

2buff:
And better yet I pose a more involved question to that "never hit a woman mantra" you dreamers keep chanting.
A woman rushes your child with a knife wanting to kill the little soul. You are within swinging range of her with a baseball bat and you have only split second to act before she gets to him. What do you do?

Tobius tobius:
Yes, if only. Fortunately for me, my assassin hit list remains classified. I couldn't resist coming out one last time, you could say I lost my self-control.

Hahahaha. See? It's not so easy.

pro01:
The same thing I'd do if a lunatic emerges from nowhere and pounces on me while I'm minding my business walking down the road. . .RUN for my life. And the reason for running is not cowardice. It's discretion and common sense. I no want commit murder for nothing. Fighting with a lunatic (which the woman you describe definitely is), is a no-win situation - he or she has nothing to lose. By the way, I'm assuming only a strange woman can appear from nowhere to grab one's ear in her mouth and "pierce her teeth into it" , not one's wife. If one's wife does that, then I can only blame the husband for not investigating his wife's family's mental history before tying the knot.

You don't get it. . . do you? How would you run if someone has your whole ear under the control of his/her jaws? Do you know how strong the average bite pressure of a human being is, ESP if the person is determined to see the end of your ear ?

The first thing to do, (in case you find yourself in that situation  ) is to do everything/anything possible to free your ear from her mouth (and your best bet is to inflict pain on her), before running.

Don't just start running. . . you're screwing yourself up by doing that.

Btw, the woman didn't just appear from nowhere. Y'all were having an argument prior the biting.

pro01:
[s]Having said that, I just hope grabbing an ear in your mouth is not one of your secret fantasies; typical of babes to have all sorts[/s]

jay bee:
You will punch her so as to remove all the misbehaving canine/molar/premolar before ringing the damn ambulance so you don't lose that portion of ear for ever. Once you get back from A&E, end the relationship and move the heck on.

tatiana009:
I think the best thing would be to grab her hands and try to restrain her till she either calms down or you can get away from her. At that point its like dealing with a mad woman, do you want to start fighting and arguing with a mad person? then there would be no difference between the 2 of you!

Ermm, she's about to have your ear for lunch and you're grabbing hand?

Tobius tobius:
I'm sure nobody would like an unhappy relationship, but I'm not sure what that has to do with this particular conversation.

People snapping is not equal to people changing. People snapping = people reaching their elastic limit, people losing their self-control.

Self-control is key, like I said in an earlier post. Walk away, break the dishes, punch the drywall- but never a fellow human being, and especially never a spouse.

And, if you're with someone who constantly pushes you to see how far you can go before you push back (which in itself would be an unhappy relationship), then rethink the existence of that relationship. There's no point in letting someone turn into a monster.

Loss of self-control is the reason for crimes of passion, like 'snapping at the wrong time' as you said in your post.

I give up! It's easier said than done. Jesus lost his cool.  

A woman is about to set your car on fire, and you're there punching the walls and breaking dishes. Classic!

If only we could see what people do in their private abodes. If only we could know for sure that the folks carrying "never beat your wife under any circumstance" placards,  haven't killed up to 10 people in their lifetime.

Hm. If only.

tatiana009:
Violence is never right.

Violence is sometimes right.  Even God supports it in some situations. God gave kings his blessing when they were going to war! Roger! Armageddon nko? You nefa jam. 

tatiana009:
I can't believe that some cowards are trying to justify beating or slapping a woman and even some women with low self esteem think that its acceptable!!! Maturity is not by age, even my nephew who is 6yrs has already learnt that women/girls can be very provocative but they must just be ignored. What makes a real man is the ability to control yourself in the face of provocation.  Violence is never right, you have no right to hit some for blabbing especially if the other person is only using their mouth and hasn't touched you, abi you no get mouth? Its very silly to say you should slap your girlfriend or wife for annoying you, why not slap your mum or dad when they annoy you? If the woman is provocative by nature you are better off getting out of that relationship because one day slap will lead to murder. A lot of men who eventually kill their wives start out with one slap, after a while the woman will fight back ( or you think she will just stand there while you slap her) before you know it she'll throw a vase at you to defend herself next thing you slam her head against the wall and by the time you calm down you don turn to murderer!

Tobius tobius:
No, I've never heard of such. And please leave 'Godly' out of this, we've heard of pastors who beat and pummel their wives.

Speaking of anger knowing no bounds i.e provocation, it comes down to self-control. Grabbing your keys and walking away, clenching your fists, punching a wall,  But never another human being, and especially never a spouse or significant other.

People do not change.
People should be able to know what they're getting into, who they're saying 'I do' to. Don't marry a goat (thanks, Killz) expecting some supernatural events to change the goat into a prince/princess.

alpontif:
@Babe, Now babe, why will i, for Gawds sake let my ears stray near the teeth of an angry women, ehn, ?, but then crazier things don hapun b4.

If such should occur to me, [b]i will do all i can to rescue my ears, [/b]then i shall run off like a coward, go to an hospital where i will make sure i am admitted for treatment, and get back to a stable condition, while still at the hospital, i go arrange for two very hefty Edo or Delta babes(  like you) to go treat the woman's fuckup. so e go con be say as i dey comot for hospital she go dey enter am, and will assuredly spend something like 3 months there. that is the pragmatic thing to do.

Tafiki:
does ur wife discipline u?

Tafiki:
who derives joy from making someone else feel like a lesser being? If u are upset to the point of considering hitting another mans child, LEAVE. If u cant leave temporarily and calm down, leave the relationship/marriage for good. If a guy hits a girl once, he will never stop. he has seen it is ok to do it. What makes a wife beater any different from the guy that beat his wife to death? all na anger. most guys dont sit down and plan to kill their wife. While they are so enraged, they lose control and next thing u know they kill the woman and say sorry. it was a mistake. all these men here screaming up and down that they must discipline, let her know who is boss, the fact that u have to keep "reminding" someone that ur boss means ur NOT. they have inferiority complex. Does ur boss at work slap u every time u piss him off? a woman is not a goat or dog that u beat to correct. if u and ur wife/gf cant get into an argument without u hitting her, u are a wuss and u might as well cut off ur wee wee cos u are not a man. u are an ignoran tpiece of crap masquerading as a reasonable human being.

dabrake:
BABE, have this for yourself

Tenks.