₦airaland Forum

coogar:
i am astounded.
you mean you would pass up the opportunity to meet raw atupoyoyos and okoros?
cheiiiii - it's like missing the olympics.

Pele. Don't cry.

I'll pass.

Kini big deal in meeting atutus and okoros? Take a look at NL, Coogar. Look around you. Too many okoros and atutus here already. Atutus Overload! The last thing I want is meeting them in real life.

I'll pass bajebaje.

Florida? Paris? Kenya?

coogar:
no, we haven't.
i am just saying paris would be like finland or the uk - i need a completely different scenery.
atupoyoyo land is in eastern nigeria na. . . . .the word "atupoyoyo" originated there.

i just want to see okoros and atutus. . . .

coogar:
paris could be boring.
there's a deep freeze blowing across europe as we speak. the weather is vexing.
so it's gonna be an indoor ish. hotel rooms, champagne, strawberries, wine, etc(normal daily routine).

abeg, village life is it. . . .
the euphoria of meeting atutus and okoros gladdens my heart.

Paris is never boring! Bon the weather jo. Paris is enjoyable. We've never been to Paris together, have we?

Btw, atutupoyoyo land is not in Finland. Does that mean I have to come to Nigeria?

So this is not even about me, coogar. It's about the atutus and Okoros. lol. Chei!

coogar:
my psychology professor told me sex laced with fatal risks are the most enjoyable.
the risk of getting discovered produces loads of adrenalin. something to consider, babe!

coogar:
isiala ngwa local government -
ekene dili chukwu is safer than most local airlines. . . . .who knows we might even get jiggy before we get to our destination.
something to consider, babe!

EkeneDiliChukwu is safer than -----?  Ok.

Coogar, I heard they eat people in isiala ngwa LG? Hmm. Odikwa risky o. You know we look very yummy and fresh.

On top falentine?! 

coogar:
i am suddenly fancying the village.
huts, hamlets, fowls, bicycles, palm-wine, bathing at the river.

another opportunity to see okoros and atupoyoyos.
excursion forward slash valentine weekend. class!

Rotfl.

You're a trip!

Excursion? Bathing at the river? Class? You nefa jam.

Assuming I agree, which village are you planning on taking my arse?

And are we going there via "ekene dili chukwu"?

coogar:
most men like sleeping with their women in their stilettos - feet is the last thing on a man's mind.

Really? Those feet are huge!   Size 15 for french's sake! If she steps on your toes, the pain will last for months.

Coogar, you'd notice the size.

coogar:
babe!
the day neareth. . . . .what's the plan?
paris or atutupoyoyo land?

coogar:
for feck's sake. . . .
i am beginning to pity lefulefu, 190, mr.cork and the other white women arse-blowers of nairaland.
one can now conclude these yeye boys have been poking women who used to be men

Seun:
If both of her parents are rich and skinny, and she is also skinny, then she won't get fat.

coogar:
he uses the spell checker.
in fairness, his command of english is as wack as his atutu juliets. . . .it's just that he covers his flaws with big words like "discombobulated"

coogar:
i don't condone bullying too - this is like a killer-bee attack on sexkiller.

coogar:
okoro romeo?
i am willing to pay you $5000(bank transfer) if you can reveal the okoro juliet.

Muehehehe.   They are plenty. Names? Classified. I call them Atutupoyoyo Juliets.

anonymus11:
do u need to be an old member to know d anti-christ. dis discombull albino called me anorexia for nothing. u need three mins on this platform to know the darkness from light. as light i have the authority of devil worshippers so i will cast it to where it belongs.

Leave killz alone o! You guys are only attacking him on this very thread, because there are a lot of "back-ups".  

It's not fair! It's called bullying. I am against bullying; and everyone should be. Attack him one on one; that's more like it.


Okoro Romeo A.K.A Sexkillz!   How market? Sorry ehn! Ndo. It is well.

I hope you're getting ready for your arse-whopping. Okoro Romeo, it won't be easy o. I will destroy your arse on a final note. This one no be empty talks o.  

Sue your English teacher. . . Fast!

coogar:
this albinoid is just pathetic. . . . .
worshiped and worshipped are both correct.

honeric01:
I just weak jare, come and see guy's eyes around 15th of February, the desperation for their eyes to make back all they have lost in the process of bribing their women just to taste punny unlimited for one day "all contents allowed to be taken away for that day". condoms sales go go up, drinks up, cigar up, drugs up, in few weeks time na abortion here and there,  JUNK!

Fellow moderator, you've witnessed too many kerosene-backgrounded/Firewood backgrounded/Pure water backgrouded/mgbeke-themed valentine's day.

Are you celebrating valentine's day?

Idowuogbo:
look out for StephenP dat guy is patable

freecocoa:
@Paddy,omo eh that guy is sizzling hot,me likey.   

The guy you're drooling over (the bobo in that profile) is an Angolan Model! His name is Fredy Costa. Stephenp ko, Stephenq ni.

I'm sure enough females fell into StephenP's "net" when he was around. Muhehehehe. 

My manual is on point.  Check out Number 4.