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The damn thing banned my account again after I tried posting this article in the travel section: http://www.thegrio.com/2009/12/africans-find-unlikely-education-at-ukraine-universities.php

Seun, get your spambot in order because its not working. Please unban blackspade.

^ No, its rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

There are also other ways to say it, like ROTFLMNAO (rolling on the floor laughing my nigerian ass off), or ROTFLMBAO (rolling on the floor laughing my black ass off)

I have a feeling Najapwinez is just a certain someone who can't handle the feelings of others. . . . .this person registered today only to say that?? Hmmmmmm. . .

. . . . .posting style looks similar to AMAKA.

They will never crack down, the only way is amnesty. In my city alone, there are millions of illegal immigrants. They are mostly mexicans but there are a few naijas walking around undocumented too. . . .

Its so easy to get someones information. If you're dealing with a dumbass, all you have to do is get a keylogger, crypt it (to offset virus programs), and then send them an innocent looking file through email.

This is why I always rinse off my cans if I drink directly from them!

texazzpete:
We're talking about sustainable development that will improve the lot of ND people for generations to come and all you can think about is short term share of the national cake?

texazzpete:
The key words is 'projects'. As long as they have been named and budget has been publicly announced for them, they'll likely get done. Or at least you guys can scream blue murder if they haven't been done.

N200 billion seems like a huge sum to that guy. But let's assume there are 10 million people in ND. That comes to 20,000 per head

Anyone who is willing to give up the possibility of those projects being executed for just N20k needs to re-evaluate his priorities.

Gbam!

Thank you for your quick action earlier, I have no desire whatsoever to keep this account so could you please delete it?

[size=16pt]NYC temp accused of stealing identities[/size]

Published: Oct. 29, 2009 at 12:20 PM

NEW YORK, Oct. 29 (UPI) -- A former temporary employee at a New York City bank stole the identities of 150 of his fellow employees during his brief employment, prosecutors say.

Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morgenthau alleges Adeniyi Adeyemi, 27, used a three-month employment period at Bank of New York Mellon in 2001 to use his co-workers' identities in a $1.1 million theft from various charities, the New York Post said Thursday.

Morgenthau said Adeyemi, who was 19 at the time, used his computer skills and co-workers' identities to create fake bank and brokerage accounts. Officials allege the Nigerian national then electronically transferred funds into those accounts from the accounts of charities.

The Post said Adeyemi pleaded innocent Wednesday to charges of grand larceny, identity theft, money laundering and computer tampering.

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2009/10/29/NYC-temp-accused-of-stealing-identities/UPI-15361256833209

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Chei! Anoda blow to naijas with wall street dreams!!

ferdiii:
4 children? Why do people want to have so many kids? Is it too difficult to have say 1 or two kids? I don't want to hear family shootings when economy or love hit the rock.

I hate when people think like this. If all naijas thought like you, our population would be shrinking like Europeans and Asians. The more the merrier!

[size=30pt]PLEASE, PUT A WARNING ON THE TITLE!![/size]

WTF?? Why did the guy in the beginning say he joined that school in 1990 if he's 15?? He must be new at lying because every liar should know how to cover up their previous lies!!

Leave as soon as possible. If things are escalating, and your kids are involved, you need to leave. There have been to many stories like this where the woman doesn't know when to get out and a few months later we read about the husband slaughtering her and the children. Please, think of you and most importantly your children.

@ 1,2

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KOSOVO??

Is Naija that bad to where our countrymen are inquiring about Kosovo?? Please tell me you are going there to get somewhere else in Europe because if not, I advise you to just stay home. Kosovo is the poorest country in Europe.

Congrats to the mom and dad for their brand new bundle of joy!

[size=16pt]Mother has her baby on bus to hospital as passengers tell driver to 'put your foot down'[/size]

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/27/article-1223298-06F8E71F000005DC-58_468x311_popup.jpg

A woman gave birth in the back of a London bus as passengers begged the driver: 'Put your foot down.'

Emiloju Fatima Lawal had her son after the 394 to Homerton Hospital in Hackney, north London, stopped to allow an ambulance crew on board.

The 7lb 7oz boy, Olatidebe Agboola, was given the middle name Dennis after the bus manufacturer.

Alarmed passengers shouted to driver Pauline Jacobs to speed up when Ms Lawal went into the final stages of labour.

But the driver instead alerted her controllers and parked the singledecker near Mare Street to help with the delivery when she realised it was imminent.

Ms Lawal, who is originally from Nigeria, had not been due to give birth until today, and was on what she thought would be a routine visit last Thursday.

She declined the offer of a lift from her husband Abiodun, 28, and instead walked the 10 minutes to the bus stop.

She said: "When I got on the bus I couldn't feel anything in my right leg. A man asked if I was okay. I said, 'No, I'm in labour,' and then the baby began to push.

"They said I should lie down but I couldn't so I knelt and started pushing. Then a few minutes later he came out and I said: "Excuse me, the baby is here."

Ms Lawal said the birth was the smoothest of her four children.

Ms Jacobs, herself a mother of one, ushered the other people off the bus whi le pas senger Carole Allen, 60, came to Ms Lawal's aid.

The driver said: " A young man came up to me and said, 'There's a lady having a baby,' and he asked could I put my foot down so she didn't have it on the bus. I told him we have a set schedule but I tried my best."

DailyMail: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1223298/Mother-baby-bus-hospital-passengers-tell-driver-foot-down.html#

Indians are too entrenched in their caste mentality and many of them carry an unbearable stench. They are also very stingy, especially those who run fast food outlets. Speaking of that, I once remember going to a chicken restaurant that was owned by an Indian, and do you know the modafocka actually took away the ice machine, and put it behind the counter so he could control how much ice people got? It didn't stop there, when you ask for sauce, he asks how much chicken you have and then tells you "you only need this much because you have this amount of chicken".

I generally don't have a problem with them though. They are generally a peaceful people who hardly bother anyone, but I still wouldn't date one.

Toilet paper please. With water your shit is probably still lodged up there and extra "mushed in". The only thing I can imagine is a big mess. With toilet paper you can assure yourself that most of the shit is gone when you see the toilet paper come back white. Here is the best brand, strong but at the same time soft.

https://whinesisters.com/images/uploads/charmin.jpg

Sunny_bobo:
Why do u want to know?

@Willy Willy, Shine your eye Tpia is yoruba oooo. With the way she is getting info from you, you might be playing into their den!!!

LWKMD!!!!

Wtf?? The fucking spambot here sucks!!! I tried to post a legitimate article and got banned but this guy can post all sorts of crap and not only is he still here, but the thread is too!!!

I really don't understand why so many people are against this pageant. Do you all want every HIV positive person to go into a hole and just die (the ones who go around having unprotected sex infecting others should though).

This pageant will raise awareness about the disease and hopefully find other HIV+ partners for these women.

Seun, have you ever thought of creating merchandise for nairaland? Things such as[b] t-shirts, coffee mugs, sweaters, calendars, pens, etc[/b] can be sold through your own online store, and the profits could be donated, or used to pay for bandwith or whatever costs it takes to run this site (or even straight into your pocket, its totally up to you). I sure wouldn't mind buying a t-shirt that says "I love nairaland" and wearing it somewhere. This site has a lot of members already, and I think if you were to get into creating merchandise, more people would find out about NL. Here's a website to where you can customly create your own merchandise: click here because if I post the link directly I think this thread would be marked as spam.

I hope he doesn't find it, he will ruin the whole project once he adds his fantasies to the map.

If he lies to her, what makes you think he isn't lying to you? All I have to say is stay very conscious of your surroundings!

If I loved the woman enough, and the father was not present to care for the child, I would love the baby like it was my own.

Polygamy is your answer.

@ poster

If you were "plump" when he met you then why is he mad now? Knowing the many different terms used to describe a persons body type, how plump were you? And how fat are you now?

Now, I don't think he should treat you bad because you are fat, but I think that you should be responsible for your weight. Your guy met you when you were "plump" and accepted you that way, but you were the one who decided to blow up. I'm sorry if that sounds harsh, but you should try to monitor your weight. Unless you became pregnant or disabled, I don't know why you would go from "plump" to fat so fast. After you lose weight, leave the guy and find a new one.

May her gentle soul rest in peace.

The man is a coward. I can't help but feel terrible for the children, I hope they get a lot of therapy because that is an event they will never forget.