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Wow.. so many brown nosers gathered in a place...

Copied...

EmmySparky:
as far as its not taller than me...I would crush it...my name na crusher...make god come help me I see two by two...ur DOg go travel...na go to sleep smack down it go receive

I'd like to see you fight a super aggressive pitbull with your two by two

ShakurM:
1. How can Batman get stranded? His Batmobile of course has a road map and a dashboard radar

2. Iron man's suit can be powered through many ways, Thank God for our sun here, Iron man can go solar.

3. How can I have a problem with this https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ww.gif

4. How can you shame the above sef. How See as human being set

5. Call wonder woman ashawo na, if your head no go see wonder
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wondy_kickinass.gif

6. All of us on Nairaland can't even carry Thor's hammer because we are not Thor , it's like a King's crown

7. Forget that one, no be only witchcraft , we dey fly technically if we dey inside plane na

8. Wetin be this one?

9. The capes are made by the respective superhero's engineer or the superhero himself

10. The Batmobile can transform like Optimus prime into Okada sef, corner corner everything

11. The capes are like a memory cloth especially for Batman and can adapt to any weather

12. Dem no tell you the story of who call wonder woman ashawo

13. Batman doesn't have an uncle

14. Incredible Hulk is usually calm around the people he loves

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17. Spiderman can fight crime in a phone booth sef

18. I agree, that Antman hian

19. I never watch this one

20. Refer to no 1

Op, I'm sorry . I'm a Marvel & Dc movie freak

This one just ruined a perfectly good thread...

The guy must have been so used to saying 'who's your daddy?' to the girl... I no talk anything oo

Hahahahahahahahahaha.. the show must go on ba?

If exchange of words was a talent.. I see two people on this thread who would have made tons of money

The movie is crap.

KashyBaby:
I trust no one boo boo... even ur best friend can kill u if the prize is ryt...

Well everyone's got a price.. some just walk around with their price tags..

KashyBaby:
I don't believe in a long distance love affair at all....I cud even hardly trust a man when he is jiz nxt to me, what more he is a thousand miles away?

Sounds like you've got trust issues..

85% of the people on this thread seriously need lives outside nairaland...

Dumb ignorant 'celebrities'...

Op you can lie sha.. we both know you copied this...

HardMirror:
Dress the way you want to be addressed. My people see the op. Does she command respect?

Baba don go save the picture for later things..

I have the feeling that's not the op's picture

This one went to steal someone's view.. educated fan.. joke of the year

I don't know what's worse. This foolish thread or the fact that people are taking the op serious..

A single lawyer trying to sell his market...

niyot124:
Lol,yorubas re dis yorubas re dat . I wld pick d tribe over anyoda tribe in dis country anytime anyday. M so so proud to be one,at least we sha dont eat human flesh.Nd op if u talkin abt cleanliness nd beauty,u go to d south south areas of nigeria nt d south east,plssss. South east is generally local nd backward evn their states,datz why dey no won go back home,dem plenty here for lag. Dey re also backward educationally nd morally,esp morally(talkin frm experience).
Bdw op u re a failure as a guy for creating dis thread.

Wow.. I sense a tribalistic undertone

kekakuz:
its a popular belief on social media that Yoruba girls are dirty and I tried to defend them ,now I change my mind and will definitely marry an enugu girl.those girls are fine jeez.or delta or ph or Edo.
I meet this yoruba girl .she is black and chubby and blessed with heavy assets.
we got inside and she just refuse to strip.after a lot of effort . i was able to push my hands up her cloth up her boobs and it felt like I was peeling something.
she closed her eyes as if she was enjoying it.I move my hand around her armpit and it felt as if I deep my hands in a swamp .Jesus
my hand also touched something. like lice. I pulled my hand i immediately. God,my hand stinks.plus its colored and to my surprise, it wasn't a lice,but a tick.
the type you see on dog.
I felt like puking on her then she open her laps and it smells like rotten fish. the pant is yellow but the underside has turned black.
I knew I surely will not be hitting this but my penix has a mind of his own. I pulled out my pipi and tried to enter .she stopped me and said she want to be sucked first. ladies and gentle men that is how I died.
I woke up ten seconds later and sent her out. it was a terrible exculience

If only you put this much time in something worthwhile, rather than conjuring lies...

Op I'm sure your business is crumbling. Why? Because you don't mind it...

Cutehector:
Lmao sissy.. who bans a sissy for 100 years? am sure you need to anger seun himself for dat to happen...

Hope this achievement is on your actual cv...

Prechicliff:
lol this got me laughing

Nice dp.. looking good..

onila:
haha just reminded me what happened few years ago in my house

my mother also dashed her stubborn dog to calabar people for free

my mummy oh

You too lie.. every opportunity you get.

JADE007:
Are you people tired? Kikikikikiki I have a very very thick skin so insult don't move me at allll. Btw who was that over zealous mod that banned my other jadekitana moniker? bring it on guys, this fuels my pen to write more and more hahaha

Olosho laveda how far now? Are u still distributing stds here?

I'm sure you weren't banned with ill intentions.. the mod may have thought the heat on you was too much ..

Mehn.. Jadekitana these bashings are enough to make you fake your e-demise

We live in an era, where it is a taboo for people to mind their business...

You dressed like Christmas light for easter.. mixing up the holidays aren't you?

Fight.. fight.. fight.. but wait, where did this super aggressive dc fan boy spring out from??