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O wow.. *chews popcorn * she could also have no reason.. * drinks juice*

Nneka123:
My doppelgänger.

Doppelganger.. haha.. nice answer

So the guy has a drama queen as a girlfriend and "cleopatra" crushing on him.... so we need to cue a typical nollywood soundtrack to complete this flick.

sweetorgasm:
OMG!!! is dat u on ur DP? gosh d rate at which u bleach ur skin is alarming, u look like a fried skeleton, pls stop now b4 u KILL URSELF BY URSELF.

Oga.. that's zendaya oo.. smh

It's not very often we see top movie A-listers in an "I was here", which can also be called cameo roles. But there are times we see a popular name in the cast line up, only to see him / her briefly. You could go to get a drink and miss the appearance sef. The most guilty movie is the expendables franchise. Drop some really heart breaking "I was here" roles. Let's have fun..

Ahn ahn the gang up is too much na.. the thread is silly sha.. but too many people on one side is not fun ni.. tag team partners needed for team onila

Script writer signed in.. I've written a short movie and working on a feature.. using the guide of a scriptwriting handout

VictoriaBee:
Says who? I'm not broke

Lol..

Most of us have come in contact with this set of girls, the so called "big girls". But in reality, they are actually broke. Here are give away signs to let you know that the "big girl" you're admiring is broke.

1. Packaging. She puts a whole lot in her packaging, but don't be deceived by the packaging, it's all a facade. Most of her packaging are all "borrow borrow", she can borrow everything she has on.

2. Allergies to "broke" people. Like poles repel. She's easily irritated by people she deems broke. She wants to have nothing to do with such. In truth, these "broke" people remind her of her actual brokeness. Another thing, she uses words like "broke ass" a lot.

3. She's attracted to flashy things. For someone who claims to be affluent, she's easily attracted to flashy things. In truth, these flashy things or lifestyle makes her envious, and she wants a taste..

4. Turns any topic into bragging. These girls can turn any conversation into bragging laced with silly lies. For example, you : is that your sister on your dp? Her: yes, she's in dubai.. daddy wanted her to go to dubai because of the harsh weather in the country. Even though the dp is obviously taken in a low class eatery..

5. Has her clique of "big girls". That clique that is easily the most infamous. They are known for their envy, flashy dress sense, and they are outrageously sassy.

6. Always asks for gifts. She can ask for silly gifts. Example, "can you get me MAC lipstick, one is 5k and I need five". From eateries to shopping, her requests never stop. These girls can ask you for an iPhone 6+ under a week of knowing her. Living testimony..

7. Hate simplicity. To this girls, any one who appears simple is broke; especially males. Once you don't appear lavish, they believe you don't have money.

8. You rarely see any home pictures on her phone. For someone who claims to be from a wealthy home, she has no picture of her family or home on her phone. Her pictures are always taken in a fast food or any recreational facility.

9. Ridiculous allergies. Ever met a girl who has some ridiculous allergies. I met one who actually said she doesn't eat any food with more than a spoon and half of pepper. Their allergies always leave you wondering.

10. They are actually easy to get. Despite all her facade, she's actually very easy to get. All you need is small change, good dress sense, and the image of a baller. And that "big girl" is at your beck and call.

11. Once she knows you are from a wealthy home she morphs into a leach. As soon as word reaches her that you are from a wealthy home, she gives you all of herself. No matter how much you try to pull away, she glues herself to you, even if you don't live lavishly.

Feel free to add yours

I believe the best remedy for your "feeling hot" is to switch on the fan

missclasssy:
Why is it that most guys think they are so smart, that they can break someone's heart and just move on like it's nothing?

Guys, why do most of you think that you can mess with the life of a girl and just ride off merrily into the sunset, and you still do the same with subsequent ladies?

Why do most of you enter a relationship having the mindset that you are going to just use a lady and move on, and you still do it and feel no remorse?

Don't you know that we are humans and we have feelings and we have emotions? Why do you toil with our hearts like it's your play field?
Why are most of you this heartless, why?

Most of you need to be tied up and burnt at a stake for the gross wickedness you show ladies, and I mean it.

Rubbish!

* singing * love will hurt you... disappoint you... love will make you cry

Op please how did you eavesdrop on this convo

carlcar2012:
I did he said he doesn't care about my English . that he also specks and writes rubbish.

He "specks"?.... houston we have a problem

sinaj:
Too many Jamaicans in romanceland



ur bf doesnt love u bae, if he does, he will njoy listening to ya bombocrat grammar

BombocLat

sylvalord:
[color=grey] something better Like what? Listening to BADINFLUENCE? [/color]

You tried to word play there.. but people don't LISTEN to bad influence... but bad and silly advice... e.g joining RAOWS

sylvalord:
[color=grey]baba i wan join oo[/color]

You can definitely do better with your time.. rather than joining such

tochibaby:
Please trading words with someone like prettythicksme is an insult upon my personality

She is just a kid really

Oooooooo.... o no she didn't....

Epic romanceland battle of history....tochibaby vs prettythicksme.....

bettercreature:
Tired of my girl friend and am thinking of breaking up
Her exam starts on thursday
Is it okay to break up now or wait till after her exam
she loves me so shes going to find it very difficult to cope
but i'm very tired of her excuses,she is NURSING one facebook guy for no reason
they have never met but they always call each other every day
she has stopped suck**g ever since i created nairaland profile for her
pls advice if i should do it right now or just wait

Do it... just do it...

RAOWS...? Scoffs*

missghost:
I am an active member of this section and it's odd as well as aggravating for a new member to open an egocentric and narcissistic thread such as this.

So I throw the question to you once again.
Who the fvck are you?

Cat fight.. but wait oo... why art thou pained

Can you explain further please...

Minemrys:
Its like this Lex Luthor is going 2 be like the one fr0m Smallville tv series. He doesn't trust an alien and frm d quote he's charismatic like michael rosenbaum's. Would like 2 see how clark kent's portrayed in this though.

No... lex is played by jesse eisenberg.. the guy from "now you see me"

Groundnut poured into jollof rice... bread, akara and indomie with cold coke

inyangete:
What d hell is dis girl doing to herself...to me she's nothing but a whole....

Nothing but a whole?? *singing* and her name was cynthia.. and she dipped and dipped anf she came out whole..

sinaj:
come slip wit me bwoy!

Hmm... under serious consideration . I wouldn't sleep tho

Kennedykak:
I careless about a guys worth. I like a guy who has good carriage and respects himself

Sounds like I have hope.. I'm broker than a ceramic plate

sinaj:
m lukin for my pillow *yawns*

o! itz under my head *falls back to slip*

Get her!!!... she's trying to cover her guilt by conveniently feigning sleep

willywasco:
please a friend told me i can make a girl begging for sex when i give her Spanish Fly drug. is that true, if yes how do i use it efficiently

Can that friend teach you how to survive in prison?

Kennedykak:
I like dem in king size

Going to guess... king size being in terms of cash??