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that awkward moment whn u'r banned for postin shiiiiiiitttttt

na news be dis?

yep!!!i'm crushing badly on my HR though sh'z old enuf 2 be my mum.can't help it,

see haters o, so husband no go celeberate BD give him wife agn?
oya mek una go boil stone if e dey pain una.

Mine are:
chemistry
physics
english(oral)
maths(little,wasn't gud at it)

gush!!!!wht a joke, as dry as op,

akpabiosm=great leader

every man's dream is achieveable,except for the unrealistic ones.you see ''[when purpose is understood,pursuit is enhanced.]
don't give up on your dreams push forward,one day that little light of yours will surely shine for everybody to see.

cus i want to be addressed as Mr Badmrkt,instead of Master Badmrkt,

slim ladies,yea i'll empty my account just to make her happy,for the fatimas dem, hmmm got no word.

this na bomb abuse

i wonder i thread like this make the front page,

lagsana,but definitely not garfield's,

i don't give a bleep about tribe,i give respect to any man who deserves it,whether you're from yoruba,hausa,ibibio,igbo etc, fu** tribe

i've not eaten for 5mins now,so i think i'm hunger striking already,

well i've not eaten for 5mins now,i think i'm on hunger strike already,

i've painstakely expolored the inventions/discoveries highway,in the course of doing that i discovered everything invented or discovered by scientists have added valve or distroyed the human race,plants and animals are not left out.in your opinion which of the inventors and his invention is more beneficial to the living organisms?
some inventors and their inventions,
1.micheal faladay=electricity
2.wright brothers=airplane
3.baird,john logie=television
4.alexander graham=telephone
5.levi straus=blue jean
6.frank henry=bubble gum( )
7.steve jobs=apple gadgets(phone,laptop,hipad etc)
8.henry seeley=electric iron
9.ford henry=gasoline engines,car.
10.roberts hooke=cell
11.jansky karl=radio
add more if you care,

so bleeping what if fashola went oxford cabin biscuit or oxford digestive?, una too dey mek dis guy feel lyk sey he too gud.

you think you'r lyrically inclined?lets see how well you can kick some boots lyrically,
it's all about rhymes,drop the wack stuff here lets judge your performance.
who gat wht it takes to engage me?

hmmm, so nobdy dey eye me abi?mek i go upgrade, cries bitterly ,,leaves thread to God knows where.

flower what?which 9ja go acept am?abeg if u no want loss ur head no try am,

i wear it when i want to take a passport photograph.

^^^i've not been to uyo for couple yrs now,but i learnt the man's doing remarkly well,completion of independent power plant,dualisation of roads,building of fly overs,etc.

should my state governor(godswill akpabio of akwa-ibom)be given second term?

too lengthy, so bored

curesed generation of Ishmael!
confused fools!

frustrated bit**hes

cus we never make mistake.

hungry dogs,

this is the most annoying thread ever read on this forum, those you call moderators are nothing but fools and racists.what's this sh*t doing on the front page?