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#Adekunle Gold, take note!


Heard the following tracks before?

*JAMB QUESTION
*SOLDIER
*SHOW YOU PEPPER (from the chemistry album)
 
What do they have in common?
Answer:
Simi, abusing a casually loved up Falz (and to add, in a rather harsh tone)

Why?
Anwser:
The reason (or conspiracy theory) behind this love-hate connection between the duo  can be explained with a theory that dates back to kindergarten days...that one where the guy you like the most is the one you refer to as BIG HEAD, remember?



But I'm not trying to paint Simi in bad light as there's reason for her to feel that way.
What do I mean you? I thought you'd never ask!

Let's consider Falz's lyrics for a minute from the track CINDERELLA: 

"Fine girl, omo sexy, omo gbe many milk eyan nestle
O wa chesty, t’eyin e de plenty..."

Doesn't exactly describe Simi, does it, so why the girl no go vex abeg? tell me. He even stood her up in the track SHAKE YOUR BODY and she was like:

"What’s up? What’s up?
Better come around, it’s that party every year
And you better make it count
No dey form jhor, no prom jhor
Seh you know what I mean? Make you come jhor
Today na today, want to dance the night away
Nagode! Where are you?
Come and spray me the money ohh ..."


Advice:
Adekunle Gold, forget guys like Praiz and Ycee, they are not to be suspected! But, NO FORGET to look out for the guy your BAE says his head is not correct because... a word is enough for the wise.

This post first appeared on this blog - Bae's Diary.

Source: http://baesdiary..com.ng/2017/03/could-this-be-reason-simi-disses-falz.html#more

myking95:
90% o f them are. I'm seriously considering having a surrogate mother for my kids ..and fwbs, contracted sex and all that. The last heartbreak was just too terrible. Im incapable of caring for a woman beyond my self now.

Awww. Sorry about that.
Don't worry, your woman is among the 10% who are good women. Believe it!

Its not news anymore at this point that TTT of #BBNaija has been sent home or should I say to his house, since home would simply be a house, if it didn't include a LOVING FAMILY waiting on you. Be that as it may, here are 5 lessons for us to take home from his stay in the Big Brother house:

Scenario:
After getting all shades of TLC , the height of which was scintillating head, under covers and steamy kiss sessions from Bisola, TTT maintains they were good friends and nothing more.

Lesson 1:
All the gifts and mouth actions in the world doesn't make you anymore important than they've made you in their minds, and you can tell by their reaction when they've had enough of what you're offering.

Scenario 2:
Early in the competition, TTT was quick to throw his family under the bus, and still did repeatedly with hopes of garnering compassion, and hopefully the prize money eventually , only to have lost the prize in the end.

Lesson 2:
Family is worth more than all the money in the world , they're your fallback option if you get evicted from your dreams.


Scenario 3:
The wife campaigns for TTT on social media to keep him in, long enough to win even after he declares himself,  "Single by God's grace".  Needless to say, Nigerians thought it bizarre.

Lesson 3:
Don't drink Panadol for another man's headache, the wife might see all the drama as merely a means to an end- a 25million Naira end.

Scenario:
After the TBoss-Kemen saga, TTT was quick to go from all cuddly to claustrophobic with Bisola so as not to prevent his clear view of the prize, game phase was back on.

Lesson 4:
Prioritize in everything you do, cut off every short term gratification that might cost you your grand reward.

Scenario:
 TTT looks Bisola in the face and mocks her dentition and physique under an -albeit- pretext of a joke but Bisola didn't buy it and told him someone loves her as she is.

Lesson 5:
People sometimes mean what they say when they claim to joke, don't let their opinions determine what you think of yourself, they're not the boss of you.

I'd love to read the lessons you learnt from TTT and the other housemates, evicted or not.... drop your comments in the comments box.

  
This post first appeared on this blog - Bae's Diary!

Source: http://baesdiary..com.ng/2017/03/5-lessons-from-ttts-stay-on-bbnaija.html#more

NevetsIbot:
reading

Finished reading. Nice fiction

Thank you!

charlesadams926:
Most dont need a good reason to act foolish and sacrifice an entire family structure for a brief "he makes me feel special". Most mature men would understand this.

Well, you actually sound biased now.....

I think both men and women should play their roles in sustaining a good marriage!

Jodha:
Sounds like nollywood movies to me.. Thanks dearie



Op instead of yhu to find a way to work yhur marriage... Even if it's because of the kids... Yhu are here bragging on nairaland...

If yhu know the trauma a child from a broken home faces... You'll work things out at least for the children...

Hardly would yhu find a woman that'll treat yhur kids like her own.. If yhu want yhur kids to become something meaningful in life.. Retrace yhur steps..


A word is enough for the wise..

Girl, chill! The story isn't mine.... did u even read it to the end?
I'm a writer by the way..... nice to meet you.

LeView1:
Wow! He is an evil somebody

I didn't like that he manipulated his children to stay with him. He really did out smart the system though! He works part time and get child support and sex from her! Women have been doing this for ever! This man just tapped into the blessings

Evil somebody you say?

The woman messed up, he dealt with it in a subtle way!

Alphamale2017:
wow. op you are a fuvcking genius . hats off to you. the way he killed his emotion Is superb. even the wife must be shocked she didn't even see him she'd a single tear over it
.

hats off to you

paybak:
Just thanking God i read that.. cant really be missed. women are really something else. sometimes am just dead scared knowing i will have no choice than to be with one of 'em forever someday.

Lol. Not all women are nasty.

WORDWORLD:
Funny right! Its not too long and please dont subscribe to such a mentality. PLEASE KEEP IT UP! Its not only interesting but full of moral lessons. Such as MATURITY IN DEALINGS. I wish you all the best.

awwww.....
Thank you!

This is just the finest type of Savagery; ever!!!

It has never occurred to me to snoop through a man's phone or stalk his social media or any of that nonsense because gaddemmit I'm your whole world and woe unto the man who dares shatters my delusions of grandeur. I have heard so many stories of cheating but I have never caught a partner cheating and sometimes wondered how I would react. Then I came across this story and this man became my hero. This right here is my spirit animal. 
It's a long read but worth it:

Started a few years ago. I thought we were happy. We were your usual suburban professional couple. Financially secure, healthy, good sex life, two kids (14f and 9m at the time). I thought we had a healthy social life.
We were going through one of your typical married couple rough patches. Both of us were working long hours, not spending enough time together, we were going through some developmental problems with my son and tensions in the house were running a little high.

I noticed that she was spending a lot more time on her phone texting with her "girlfriends". I didn't think much of it. I started making a much more concerted effort to get out of work when I could, help around the house and be more emotionally available, but over the course of a few weeks the gulf just kept getting wider.
I ended up accidentally finding some messages when I charged up an old IPad for my son to use. Her FB messenger was still logged in and there were a lot of highly questionable messages with a guy from her hometown who I will call JimBobCooter or JBC for short. The messages weren't completely inappropriate, but I could tell there were quite a few missing based on the times and context of the messages. I made a mental note to keep an eye on this and went about trying to fix things up.

The next day after I took the day off to knock out some projects that I thought would make her happy, and left her some sweet notes reminding her how much I appreciated her she was once again in the corner of the living room "texting her girlfriends". I took the boys iPad to the office opened up FB messenger and watched in real time as my wife tore me down. Her and JBC were making fun of me. All of my flaws, insecurities and secrets I entrusted to my partner were now fodder for her and JBC. Not only that, but while there wasn't outright sexting there was a sexual undertone to the whole conversation, especially when she was bashing my performance in the sack. I managed to take some screenshots, but missed a good bit of the messages, because as the conversation was unfolding she was deleting them.
I wasn't emotionally capable of confronting her. I stayed in the office until she was asleep and had a couple drinks.

I took off the next day and spent some time soul searching, drinking and trying to figure out what to do. The wife came home and wanted to know what was wrong and I just coped out and told her I had a bad day. A couple minutes later I was watching the iPad as the train wreck kept unfolding.
So began a couple solid weeks of taking screenshots, drinking and detaching myself from the relationship. I knew there was no going back from this. The messages were now overtly sexual with my wife completely into it, and JBC was sprinkling in "I love you's". I consulted a lawyer and got my options, and started moving forward.

Here's where everything got absolutely surreal. Watching the messages I found out JBC was coming to town to spend a weekend of quality time with my wife in a pretty nice hotel. I was missing a good bit of the info, they must have had a phone conversation about it at some point, but I was able to infer enough to get the when and where.

Sure as poo the next day the wife is buttering me up and wanting to take a spa weekend with the girls to relax and when she gets back we can really focus on our marriage. I go with it all the way. It's the greatest idea she's ever had, and I'll do anything to get us back on track.

I get with the lawyer and have him draft a strong separation agreement stating that she would move out, she would get weekend visitation, no child support in the interim until the divorce is final. Then I sit through the most agonizing two weeks of my life. After all this most of my feelings for her are completely gone, and I'm just seething with anger like I've never felt before.

D-day arrives. I take the day off work. I Withdraw half of any money in any accounts we are joint on, leave her half alone. I had already redirected my paycheck to a new bank. I close our money market account and get a cashiers check for her half and deposit my half in my new account. I stop at office max and print out about 75 pages of FB messenger screenshots, and I kill time because I don't want to be at home.
She texts me that she's taking off and that she loves me. I tell her to have fun.

I show up to the hotel at about 830 and call the wife's phone from the lobby. It goes straight to VM. They are probably already at it, whatever. I walk up to the front desk and ask if I can use the phone to be connected to JBCs room. It rings three times and he picks up.
JBC: Hello?
Me: JBC, can you send my wife down to the lobby please?
JBC: I don't know what you're talking about bro.
Me: Ok then. I guess I'll have to call Mrs. JBC and get her down here. (Totally a bluff. I knew he was married,
click here to continue reading: https://baesdiary..com.ng/2017/03/interesting-here-is-finest-type-of.html#more

firstking01:
Too long...you should know that nairalanders are impatient people.

lol.....

This is just the finest type of Savagery; ever!!!

It has never occurred to me to snoop through a man's phone or stalk his social media or any of that nonsense because gaddemmit I'm your whole world and woe unto the man who dares shatters my delusions of grandeur. I have heard so many stories of cheating but I have never caught a partner cheating and sometimes wondered how I would react. Then I came across this story and this man became my hero. This right here is my spirit animal.
It's a long read but worth it:

Started a few years ago. I thought we were happy. We were your usual suburban professional couple. Financially secure, healthy, good sex life, two kids (14f and 9m at the time). I thought we had a healthy social life.
We were going through one of your typical married couple rough patches. Both of us were working long hours, not spending enough time together, we were going through some developmental problems with my son and tensions in the house were running a little high.

I noticed that she was spending a lot more time on her phone texting with her "girlfriends". I didn't think much of it. I started making a much more concerted effort to get out of work when I could, help around the house and be more emotionally available, but over the course of a few weeks the gulf just kept getting wider.
I ended up accidentally finding some messages when I charged up an old IPad for my son to use. Her FB messenger was still logged in and there were a lot of highly questionable messages with a guy from her hometown who I will call JimBobCooter or JBC for short. The messages weren't completely inappropriate, but I could tell there were quite a few missing based on the times and context of the messages. I made a mental note to keep an eye on this and went about trying to fix things up.

The next day after I took the day off to knock out some projects that I thought would make her happy, and left her some sweet notes reminding her how much I appreciated her she was once again in the corner of the living room "texting her girlfriends". I took the boys iPad to the office opened up FB messenger and watched in real time as my wife tore me down. Her and JBC were making fun of me. All of my flaws, insecurities and secrets I entrusted to my partner were now fodder for her and JBC. Not only that, but while there wasn't outright sexting there was a sexual undertone to the whole conversation, especially when she was bashing my performance in the sack. I managed to take some screenshots, but missed a good bit of the messages, because as the conversation was unfolding she was deleting them.
I wasn't emotionally capable of confronting her. I stayed in the office until she was asleep and had a couple drinks.

I took off the next day and spent some time soul searching, drinking and trying to figure out what to do. The wife came home and wanted to know what was wrong and I just coped out and told her I had a bad day. A couple minutes later I was watching the iPad as the train wreck kept unfolding.
So began a couple solid weeks of taking screenshots, drinking and detaching myself from the relationship. I knew there was no going back from this. The messages were now overtly sexual with my wife completely into it, and JBC was sprinkling in "I love you's". I consulted a lawyer and got my options, and started moving forward.

Here's where everything got absolutely surreal. Watching the messages I found out JBC was coming to town to spend a weekend of quality time with my wife in a pretty nice hotel. I was missing a good bit of the info, they must have had a phone conversation about it at some point, but I was able to infer enough to get the when and where.

Sure as shit the next day the wife is buttering me up and wanting to take a spa weekend with the girls to relax and when she gets back we can really focus on our marriage. I go with it all the way. It's the greatest idea she's ever had, and I'll do anything to get us back on track.

I get with the lawyer and have him draft a strong separation agreement stating that she would move out, she would get weekend visitation, no child support in the interim until the divorce is final. Then I sit through the most agonizing two weeks of my life. After all this most of my feelings for her are completely gone, and I'm just seething with anger like I've never felt before.

D-day arrives. I take the day off work. I Withdraw half of any money in any accounts we are joint on, leave her half alone. I had already redirected my paycheck to a new bank. I close our money market account and get a cashiers check for her half and deposit my half in my new account. I stop at office max and print out about 75 pages of FB messenger screenshots, and I kill time because I don't want to be at home.
She texts me that she's taking off and that she loves me. I tell her to have fun.

I show up to the hotel at about 830 and call the wife's phone from the lobby. It goes straight to VM. They are probably already at it, whatever. I walk up to the front desk and ask if I can use the phone to be connected to JBCs room. It rings three times and he picks up.
JBC: Hello?
Me: JBC, can you send my wife down to the lobby please?
JBC: I don't know what you're talking about bro.
Me: Ok then. I guess I'll have to call Mrs. JBC and get her down here. (Totally a bluff. I knew he was married,
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SonOfAfonja:
Me: Incognito + Waka-pass, yeah I like it like dat...

Lol. Nice though.

Cc: lalasticlala
mkmyers45

Kobicove:
Based mostly on one-sided stories...

You sure?
Cc: Fynestboi
Lalasticlala

According to Wikipedia, Domestic violence (also named domestic abuse, battering, or family violence) is a pattern of behavior which involves violence or other abuse by one person against another in a domestic setting, such as in marriage. In other words, it is when people in a marriage use of fists, objects or any other thing to hit, beat, damage, make useless or kill their partners.... (my definition)!

Let's take a look at Nigerian Celebrities that have experienced domestic violence....

1. Chike Ike

The actress claimed she lost her pregnancy and almost lost her life due to the physical and emotional torture by her ex-husband, Mr Tony Eberiri in 2013.


2. Monalisa Chinda

Monalisa Chinda's first marriage to the Question Mark label boss, Dejo Richards, crashed over claims of domestic violence. 


3. Emma, the wife of Emeka Ike

In her words, “If I was still with him, I may not survive. I was 19-year old when I met him and he was the one who deflowered me. I see no reason I shouldn’t be treated with utmost respect. Due to physical torture, my health has been affected. There was even a time I thought I had breast cancer because I felt a lump on one part of my breast."


4. Tonto Dike

She suffered domestic violence as well. In a video interview, she showed pictures of scars she got when her ex-husband, Olakunle Churchill battered her.


5. Muma Gee

Her ex-husband, Prince Eke, cried out that Muma Gee left her kids at home, to party and frolick with men in Abuja. The actress later put up pictures of herself been battered. She claims her husband has been abusing her through the years.


6. OAP FREEZE
Men are also victims of abuse. OAP Freeze has been battered by his ex-wife. He posted pictures as claims to attest to the beatings he got from his wife.



7. Ajoke, wife of Foston Utomi (Patoranking’s Record Label Boss)
Recently, a picture of A joke covered in blood surfaced on the Internet. She was reportedly battered by her husband, Foston Utomi, who was Patoranking’s Record Label Boss. During the abuse, he swore that he would “enter Instablog” as the next man who killed his wife. 


The rate at which people are abused in their via domestic violence is alarming. In my opinion, I think stiffer punishment should be given to people who abuse their spouses physically.
Dear BAE'S DIARY Readers, how can the society and Government help in combating domestic violence? Tell us in the comment box!

This post first appeared on this blog - Bae's Diary!

Source: http://baesdiary..com.ng/2017/03/7-celebrities-who-have-suffered.html

Facebook has been a great media in connecting people over the years. Its simple user interface and flexibility has made it a one-in-a-million social media. In my many years of using facebook, I have seen different types of users. And this is actually the reason for writing this post. 

Here are the types of people on facebook:

1. The attention seekers:
They put up controversial posts about themselves or other people. What do you think of someone who says "can't eat because of this one thing". You are left wondering what that one thing is....

2. The wannabe
They form celebrities on facebook. Can you think of that friend who put up picture of his fake blings and write "Living my life, rocking my 500k diamond chain!"



3. The 'gratefuls'
Have you ever wondered why people write "Thank you for accepting my request?" on people's wall? Could it be as a result of low self esteem? If need be to appreciate them, send a message to their inbox instead!

4. The freaking lovers
If you are single, you will just get tired of seeing constant PDAs, rubbed in your face. These set of people put up romantic pictures of themselves and their boo.... 'Boo and I At the movies', 'Boo and I buying suya', 'Boo and I in the toilet'...Please now, stop tormenting those who are still searching, biko!

5. The murmurers
They wont stop complaining on facebook. You know them by these statuses; "What a terrible boss I have!", "Men are dogs, they will never make heaven!"

6. The fun-lovers
They post jokes and funny memes. You get to know the trending funny news via their updates.

7. The Prayer warriors
They post PRAYER POINTS and write stuffs like 'don't scroll without typing AMEN'.

8. The incognito
They wont post anything, rather they take note of everybody's posts on facebook. They know who is engaged, and who just got their heart broken. Because they know what they do, they would never post information about their own lives on facebook, so people don't stalk them too.

9. The gossip
They monitor everything that goes in their friends life via facebook. But unlike the incognito, they make sure they are seen. If you post a picture of you and a baby, they say things like 'cute kid, do you have a baby now?'. While there's no harm in asking, the gossip asks, not because they care, but because they want to know what's going on in your life.

10. The ever-online
If you check facebook messenger, they are always online. These set of people practically sleep on Facebook. Hence, they are always chatting with people.

11. The 'likers'
These people always like everyone's posts. They will surely like or comment on your posts or pictures, they are not stingy with their likes!

12. The 'waka-pass'
They don't like or comment on anyone's post. They just go through their Facebook page whenever they are bored.

13. The 'inactive'
They only have a profile on Facebook,  but rarely visit the site.

Dear Bae's Diary Readers, which category do you belong? Tell us in the comment box.

This post first appeared on this blog - BAE'S DIARY.

Source: http://baesdiary..com.ng/2017/03/13-categories-of-people-that-use.html#more

Facebook has been a great media in connecting people over the years. Its simple user interface and flexibility has made it a one-in-a-million social media. In my many years of using facebook, I have seen different types of users. And this is actually the reason for writing this post. 

Here are the types of people on facebook:

1. The attention seekers:
They put up controversial posts about themselves or other people. What do you think of someone who says "can't eat because of this one thing". You are left wondering what that one thing is....

2. The wannabe
They form celebrities on facebook. Can you think of that friend who put up picture of his fake blings and write "Living my life, rocking my 500k diamond chain!"



3. The 'gratefuls'
Have you ever wondered why people write "Thank you for accepting my request?" on people's wall? Could it be as a result of low self esteem? If need be to appreciate them, send a message to their inbox instead!

4. The freaking lovers
If you are single, you will just get tired of seeing constant PDAs, rubbed in your face. These set of people put up romantic pictures of themselves and their boo.... 'Boo and I At the movies', 'Boo and I buying suya', 'Boo and I in the toilet'...Please now, stop tormenting those who are still searching, biko!

5. The murmurers
They wont stop complaining on facebook. You know them by these statuses; "What a terrible boss I have!", "Men are dogs, they will never make heaven!"

6. The fun-lovers
They post jokes and funny memes. You get to know the trending funny news via their updates.

7. The Prayer warriors
They post PRAYER POINTS and write stuffs like 'don't scroll without typing AMEN'.

8. The incognito
They wont post anything, rather they take note of everybody's posts on facebook. They know who is engaged, and who just got their heart broken. Because they know what they do, they would never post information about their own lives on facebook, so people don't stalk them too.

9. The gossip
They monitor everything that goes in their friends life via facebook. But unlike the incognito, they make sure they are seen. If you post a picture of you and a baby, they say things like 'cute kid, do you have a baby now?'. While there's no harm in asking, the gossip asks, not because they care, but because they want to know what's going on in your life.

10. The ever-online
If you check facebook messenger, they are always online. These set of people practically sleep on Facebook. Hence, they are always chatting with people.

11. The 'likers'
These people always like everyone's posts. They will surely like or comment on your posts or pictures, they are not stingy with their likes!

12. The 'waka-pass'
They don't like or comment on anyone's post. They just go through their Facebook page whenever they are bored.

13. The 'inactive'
They only have a profile on Facebook,  but rarely visit the site.

Dear Bae's Diary Readers, which category do you belong? Tell us in the comment box.

This post first appeared on this blog - BAE'S DIARY.

Source: http://baesdiary..com.ng/2017/03/13-categories-of-people-that-use.html#more

smartty68:
OP are you tryna say that churches nowadays are owned by Enterpreneurs

No