₦airaland Forum

if 11yr old na pastor
den d one wey dey womb na Pope

7am say who die.
abegi

i jus got a tomy hilfiger belt for 15k
standard men
konga too much

nor be by all those ones

stilldoingokay:
am not a bro am a lady,

haven't hear givers never lack.


hahahahahaha

hustle bro
no one helped me

my secret

i dnt keep friends

im focused on the money
money over bitches

stilldoingokay:
can you give me 1million from it.

same handwriting always.
very flooded here on nairaland.
shame on u OP

all these guys are local scammers
beer parlor Big Men
mama put chairmen
and Shoprite and other malls stalkers

wtf

i made 25m this year
fuc
i need 500m

homos

my private uni bich is coming over soon.
i go use fuc take wound am for good 3days.
she wud always come back running
to me.

yeahhg.
i love biu and igbenedion biches n oda private uni biches

shout to all pussys dah af beeb touched by my big D

you cannot call me small doctor
aagghnnn aaiiighhnnn

guy forgetti.
use d money buy range sport
enter club
do some small shopping.
be it new or akube stocks
buy enough starch.
wash ..starch and iron.
my guy buy 212 pef of 15k
buy gold necklace of 20k
anywhere u enter
dem go now say men
don show

watch how sars and men in blue and black
secretly wud place themselves at filling stations.
b4 u know it
a bullet wud go off
and gboom
the whole filling station explodes.
u noobs
its dangerous it might take abt maybe 4 to 6 calls before everyone becomes suya

which sane person smokes white london or cold benson at a filling station.
let there be a slip of dat baaz say e mistake fall for ground just near the nozzle
gbooom
everyone becomes suya

which normal person makes a call with thousands of electro magnectic waves radiation and shit while refilling gas and pms wen its boldly written on d walls in every filling station.
do not make calls here.

well whoever wishes to die pls do the needful

copyn dah south african rapper cassper nyovest
wey dey keep him hair like chinese monks

abegi

really
u don see ons b4

stanliwise:
A python does not have venom

never gonna let a snake bite me.
gotta keep a 30 round clip.
extendos on ma waist
bich id be up thr.

update me wen he dies of snake bite
venom so deadly
kill within seconds

abegi
whats todays date
20th of november abi.
fools

after tmrw forget it.
today sef i see enuf que for gas station
talk less of tmrw
oh pla dnt remind me of xmas day
where i woke up 6am
only to be 65cars away from d fuckin pump

watch how haters stare at me while im rolling crusing town in ma fully tinted a/c suv all up in fuel scarcity shiit
im switching lanes

most times i dnt cum
evrn after hard thrusting.
y is it dat wen a man and woman cum
they always confess
my oda gal go dey vibrate wen she wan cum

ne go jus change dic gear from park
to drive n fuc till i fill up her sweet pussi

my new girl
has ova 50guys on her whstsapp.
i no quarell..
by d tym i fuc her pussi hard
and she cumz
she no go knw wen she will say
i will marry u

her toto go tight o

always pay onbdelivery

i wan buy one sneakers called tomie takkies.
pay on delivery package

returns allowed.


guy man always read the whole page from a pc view
andnot mobile phone view

shine your eye

i cant imagine d smell from the mouth
then also d guyman dic for son charge
over hard go dey worry am

all ppl who did ogume
are making it
launching tins

frm kanayo o kanayo
to this.
we all know its the devil they worship

broke guys like u
drive a piece of shiit
greet your ugly and hopeless mother.

shaddi:
YOUR FATHER COULDN'T afford a bicycle.till he died...so i know if i gave you this car for 10k you wouldn't afford it SIR....

thief
u wan use moneh buy camry 08 abi.
thief

u for sell am 3m
so we go know say u don mad

mercedes vboot
german cars strong
if na japan now like dem kia and honda
ds man don die since
e go press flat
like flat tire

d muslim girl i fuc

always gives me fake moans
vut cums so quick.
all naija girls fuc at least 7 to 8 diff dics a time
naija gals are useless.

guy man
shut up.
u dont love her
lust has closed your eyes.

forget abt her pussy
and get another fresh one shaps

shez a bich

only tokunbo
go for highlnder 08 and above. 4.8m

bradwilli:
can i get a good toyota higlander for 3m

450k cash
with a crate of canned goldberg

buy a nice suv
problem with sedans.
low height
prone to have shocks constantly changed
u and pothole go hear am.
body wears out faster.
buy honda element 06
or buy ford edge 08
just an suv.
unless you live in abj buy sedan like camry ..hybrid etc.

buy ford edge
neatly used ml 4matic suv
range rove....2006model.
LR3.
or hummer
as for me fj cruiser on my mind

u will feel tall amongst dwarf sedans

rx
infct lexus generally no get grip for naija
and top speed and potholes
where not included in the manual.
u can imagine turboing at 110km/h just to see a big ass pothole ahead..men

speeding with a camry 2.4
dat lightweight car wey breeze dey troway.
id rather top speed with fj cruiser
than this 2.4 big for nothing shiit

na dis kind matter
sars dey like
see free beer for 6months for sars