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In-law connection. Mr. Ibu is a businessman and coming from a society that pledge 100% vote for GEJ we understand. When Buhari wins he will come with a better joke to something like; " Buhari carry go we must chop nah... Abeg how much you go pay me make I yab GEJ so that e go be 1-1."

foxxynik:
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Did u mean...you never knew u were a fo0l?
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What's advert got to do with this topic?....

Hahahaahaaa. Name calling, that is not the topic. N30trn lost from our coffers how do you feel about? You just the abuse everybody here, you follow steal the money abi?

foxxynik:
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No sir! Please gather facts before posting...many of my friends back then in school...where receiving community allowance and it was for every youths from the oil embedded communities....till date!
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I didn't capture whatever u insinuated...but am very certain that it isn't gonna make any sense....
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What are u insinuating?... All this Bokoharist....una too de mumu...

I didn't know that am talking to someone who can't comprehend. Una Sa+TANIST criminal wayo don make una dey do yeye advert left, right and centre.

SeverusSnape:
Sir, If footballers can go to an away match and come back victorious, I Don't see why I can't debate with an opponent on his own turf. There is nothing there, Besides, They may ask them the same questions. See, If Aljazeera organises a debate among world leaders today, I Don't see Obama or Cameron boycotting the debate, because they both know they are capable.
Barcanista, Deep down inside you, you know Buhari can't stand GEJ in a debate even though it's organized by BBC Hausa or TVC. What is Buhari scared of
Now the Murtala foundation(...a supposed neutral body) have offered to conduct the debate, Let's see If he'll still decline the offer.

The Referee that handled the match between Tunisia and Equatorial guinea has just been suspended by CAF. Will Goodluck suspend Omeri for siding with him or stop sending advert to AIT OWNER for hitting Buhari below the belt?

clevvermind:
nor worry. E go clear for your eye.

Wetin be that. That someone filed a suit against Buhari at The Hague on matters of breach of intellectual right? Japanese copyright, nigerian words, Dutch court. Leave my eyes alone and focus on the satire.

Sirfizz:
These are definitely not the best of times for the All Progressive Congress (APC) and its Presidential Flag bearer, General Muhammadu Buhari

After a tumultuous week – which began with filing a lawsuit against several Local News Outlets for airing a libelous Documentary about his past stint as Head of State, and culminated in nationwide outcry over his refusal to debate on another platform yet again – it seems General Buhari will now have to contend with problems from outside Nigeria’s shores.

This is because, according to information reaching our desk this morning, Korean Megastar Musician, PSY, famous for his hit song GANGNAM STYLE (which was the first song to reach 1 billion views on YouTube), has allegedly dragged the APC Presidential Flag Bearer and his campaign team to the Hague for apparent Copyright infringement.

In the suite filed at the International Court of Justice at about 1330hrs GMT yesterday, Korean Megastar PSY alleged that the APC’s usage of the Campaign Slogan #SaiBuhari was illegal, as he alone owned the copyrights to the word PSY and any homonyms of the word, no matter the spelling, including PSAI, S-HIGH, and most notably, SAI.

We were able to reach the Asian Superstar on the phone for comments, and this is what he had to say

“After Gangnam Style brew up, I tell rawyer, rawyer, this song is so popurar, and my name now so popurar, what we do? Rawyer say, we trademark name, we copyright name and all name that sound like name. So I go Patent Office in Seoul and copyright own name of PSY and also all word that sound like PSY, like PSAI and SAI too. I have pape to prove this. The Patent number is 766K-12. So I so shock when I put on terevision and I see Old man wear toga and cap, carry broom and make crowd shout my name SAI BUHARI! SAI BUHARI! SAI BUHARI! I no believe own ear of Psy”

“I like, who this man? Why he use PSY name no take permission! This disprease Psy! I call rawyer and he say we go to court. I like, which court we go? He say we no go rocal Korea court, we go International Court. Now we court. ICJ say Mr Buhari must come court or erse he go prison for rong rong time. This what PSY do”.

We have tried to reach the APC for comments, but so far ou efforts hasve been fruitless. In the meantime, General Buhari, APC Chairman Chief John Oyegun, and all the APC Big Wigs on twitter have been issued Writ of Summons to appear before the ICJ on or before the 11th of February, or risk Grave sanctions.

More on this in Subsequent Bulletins.

#ShareAjoke #SatireSeason

This you story resemble 419 mail than satire.

clevvermind:
i have not heard of kidnapping for quite sometimes now. i think it may go worse if Jonathan loses the election. sorry for your friend.

The Presidents relations were kidnapped not long ago.

igbsam:
oho....when was SDP re-created that it has joined these party to start unleashing terror ? Is this how they want to rule ? Just like that ?

Meanwhile, when will our youths have sense ?

SDP gathered strength in that state due to PDP's foolishness on imposing candidates the primaries for elective office in the next general election. Goodluck said he has handed over the State to T Y Danjuma's Darius Ishaku, contrary to the popular Garba Umar and Sabo Kente. That is pdp taraba or Waterloo in Taraba.

ellechrystal:
Oga, there is nothing wrong with showing ur cert, is there
This is not a clerk or secretary, nor manager position in a company o. Even these positions demands u showing d needful. This is presidency, u really think it's a joke? It's a simple thing to do,just show ur cert if u ve it that's all. There r too many learned ppl in this country, in as much as johna may not b satisfying, but this man is here to fight corruption like he says, charity begins at home, show u r clean n move ahead.

Ok google babangida coup Buhari certificate, you will find full gist there. I know that the PDP is always jittery with election litigation, they think it has the same effect on someone else.
Modified** your are beautiful sha.

ellechrystal:
Christ, this man should do or say something satisfying about his cert for once n let thus case close. Am tired of it already.

If he says anything it becomes a Cause of Action. The sole of the suits is to destabilize and prevent the General and his team from strategizing through Abuse of Court Process.
That Lokoja stadium makes PDP now ever more desperate to prevent the election from holding.
Again the forget that the Judiciary has it groiE with them.

patmaine:
did it occur to you that both ifeanyi uba and coscharis are from the same Nnewi that am from. did it occur to you that leaders of Nnewi town interfered to settle the matter amicably. why 're u taking panadol ontop another person head ache. if coscharis decide to withdraw the case. How is it your problem....since when did settling issues out of court start being criminal....
is federal government coscharis. the case is between coscharis and capital oil.

about the subsidy allegations. alert me when all other accused are brought to book....


thanks...

This http://efccnigeria.org/efcc/index.php/news/483-subsidy-fraud-court-rules-on-ifeanyi-uba-s-application-june-25, makes the issue a national and legal matter. National and legal matters are my headache and my panadol. so leave your village meeting aside. The reason why most folks from your end of the country are drawn to Jonathan is because of people like Ubah. so click that link and tell me EFCC has no Jurisdiction to pursue the matter.

patmaine:
amcon seized his property because of the issue he had with coscharis. not because of subsidy....stop distorting fact for political goal.....

TAN, TANIOD is the reason why this man was let go. All the caps you see at GEJ campaigns are procured by his organisation. Stop distorting facts for political goal kick.

foxxynik:
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A lot of people have benefited...and I had a friend who is into fishery farming...he had asked me to join him...he used 40k to start up the business and he's making huge amount of sells and money from it... If you've never seen or heard anybody go into it...doesn't mean there aren't people who are not into it...just that the people aren't volumeable to speak of..
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The EastWest road and other projects were approved...and funds were released......the state govt involve were supposed to assist the project...but they rather accomplice with the contractors in stealing the money meant for the project... This has been one of the reasons why STRABAGG left this country!

Excuse again, who is in charge of EFCC, ICPC and the Police? Pray show at least 10 people from the president's state who had benefit and can show their success story even if it is contrived for publicity seek. Fisheries is supposed to be the passion of the president mind you.
Anyway see the excuse by the Minister: http://www.nigerianeye.com/2014/09/east-west-road-to-be-ready-by-december.html. I also know that the Kaiama bridge is no where near completion.

foxxynik:
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You're a fool.....we don't want any sharia customized cow-rearer to rule this country...is Nigeria made for Northerners alone? So stealing and embezzling of national funds shld be the birthright of northerners...so that only the northenrs will get filled up in the military...and pollute the NDA as its already done?...
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Jobs creation will go to the north....when I was at Abuja...I learnt that...this hausa-fulani leaders will go to any of those deserted northern states and pick all the young northerners that has completed their primary 6...and or WAEC...and will be given jobs...and be promoted to high levels....
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Same fools...fighting to eradicate corruption....and they'll never employ any southerner...whether he has his master's or doctorate...!
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If this is ur mentality of voting that sick cell Buhari...then these country will be divided...
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When Obasanjo sat and stole all d funds...bastards like you weren't posting this shits....now u've grown balls...and so feel u can accuse south-south in a forum like this... Make thunder strike u and ur fellow hausa and fulanis for their...u hausas aren't even Nigerians.... Wondering why u'd seek for power to rule diz country...I hate hausas...I'll ensure that I kill every one of u here in the south-south...let GEJ not e reelected.... Una father for bush....

South-South unfortunately is not stealing as much. Only a few people in its community benefit from the oil money. The people in Government steal and the criminals in various metamorphosed groups carry on the stealing and steal collect amnesty money on top. Kill as much as you want of the house people, one thing I assure is that if Buhari wins you will regret your actions out of guilt. His winning the elections means that another person will be entitled to win based on his track record of being capable of meeting the needs of the nation. You as someone from the south-south deep down in your heart knows that GEJ has not improved the fishery sector of which he is an expert. You from the South-south knows that the east west road did not receive the attention its ought to get from the son of the soil.

KEVIND:
So all Our revenue only comes from crude oil sales? What about the revenue that comes from the non-oil sector. What do you call it 'Mr Oga can talk true'.

That is stolen as well.. The revenue from Oil though is mostly stolen at the top level of the Presidency, Ministry of Petroluem and the Ministry of Finance, connivance with CBN is key to disclosure of the theft. Those in government are careful with the non-oil sector because a lot of people are involved.

I pray that there should be a MASSIVE CROWD at the venue. That those who are tasked with mobilizing the crowed do it very diligently and produce a huge throng of heads. Doing so will give GEJ the confidence to allow the election hold. That debacle at Lokoja should not repeat itself.
We need to get this elections to take place and all hands must be at the right place, to prevent any excuse or weapon fashioned against the peoples decision come 14th February.

KEVIND:
So if you projected a budget of 3.9T and you earn above that amount budgeted for what will you call it? Budget supplus.And Nigeria has not had any Budget supplus for almost 30 decade.Our budget has been on deficit thats why we've been borrowing to augment the shortfall. And besides you can't spend any money that is not approve by the national assembley. And the National assembly is made up of PDP,APC & others.

Kai oga u can lie. What is the meaning of excess crude payment that was made to the various tiers of Government is it not money accruing from sale of crude oil above the budget benchmark? Na wah for una.

egift:
Soludo clear stated where the money was missing from - Crude oil stolen by people close to Jonathan. There is even allegations that Patience have vessels siphoning and bunkering crude oil for her.

Kai!!! This Patience her matter tough sha. Na she be Deputy President everywhere patience patience, now we don loss our patience. GEJ go carry the patience alone go.....!

No mind the guy. He was comforting himself with Mark as no 3 man.

Which early morning yawa news be this.

Horlawoomey:
Did I just see Corp members in the campaign rally, this people will implicate Corp members in the north for this kind of silly act. How do they want a less-informed northerner to see Corp members during elections ?

This is very bad and not well thought out.

Not only Northerners, you are also alarmed by their presence.

judiciarypalava:
Election is not won on social media, do not be perturbed by APC e-warriors team on Nairaland and other social network.
PDP is on ground physically, l use to think that way till l did my research.
GEJ till APC gives us a better change agent.

If you loss on nairaland on a matter concerning all Nigerians you will loss in real life.

zulaiyat:
one thing is certain, and that one thing is that God who brought President Jonathan will return him to that seat to continue his transformation process. we don't want someone who will come with a mind of revenge and turn things up side down thereby taking us backward again. We should open our eyes to see the good things he has done so far while praying for him for a better performance ahead. God bless Nigeria..#GEJ4NAIJA

Sack him like we did to Gej. Simple.

Samchelsea:
and who told you they are panicking? I guess it is based on what you read online forgetting that in politics you don't just assume what you read/saw is true until it actually happens, that's on the 14th of this month

They have lost 2/3 of followers in Taraba and Adamawa. They have lost 22 candidates in Akwa-Ibom. They lost Rivers, Lost Kwara and it's Saraki,Governors of Kano and Sokoto. Sylva is causing Wahala in Bayelsa. Lost support of Obj, Akala and Ladoja.
Lost the fair minded in the North, West, East and south-south. Haba even if those people are the chaff of your party plenty has moved away.
Panic dey abeg.

agabaI23:
Good luck said that. Abacha is not corrupt, I will stabilize global oil price. Who said that?

LRNZH did not ignore me. He ran away. He has been viewing this thread if you don't know. You are arguing without point

Hmm, Ok answer me did Goodluck said stealing is not corruption? Did he refer the the gargantuan theft by our public officers as mere stealing? When he was shoeeless will he not faint at the mention of some of the sum alleged?

agabaI23:
Haba, I don't have to quote all of the bible. I quoted the portion that supports my argument. Nothing is crumbling. We have proved that your oga is not honest. His integrity as brandied around by APC has been punctured.

No wonder LRNZH ignored you. Buhari is not my oga, but changing the government of your boss that categorically said stealing is not an offence. " most of what people call corruption is mere stealing" who said so? to whom and on what occasion?
Please Agaba answer the question.

OnyeIbo:
omg, how can Nigerians be campaining for somebody whos afraid of the Tv, that has no clue about hes coming to do. mchreeww, naija lackking sense since 445 BC

kedu mka ahiea?

agabaI23:
Yea that is what the military fed the west and that is what they reported. By the way, does that mean that his forcing people to sell at loss is now right because they said he is honest?

Oga, I did not say that the road is completed. What is remaining is held back by the bridge somewhere. You know that road is a rough terrain and you should give GEJ kudos for overcoming the rough terrain to the extent he has gone.

You know of Benin-Ore road?

Kulu tempa

OK son you are forgiven, your ignorance is understood because its deliberate. Your cant pick and choose from your very quotation where you directed me and side this part is true and the other is a lie. Your can see how the cookies are crumbling in your heads. Change is necessary my brother and am sure you are suffering from this Government and probably had attended the Immigration service recruitment exercise.

tunwumi:
God work is lucrative @9 billion naira

Whaoooo.

Dust my bible and start thinking of where to site my church.

consider the architectural design of your church also.

Hmmm. Small small they don they appear dey show there hands fear don dey catch them.

[quote author=agabaI23 post=30384159]Tell me the fact to look at sir!
https://www.nairaland.com/2126947/tell-lrnzh-respond-response-asap#2126947.14
Check that link before you come come back. If you don't have anything to say more than that, don't come.[/quote



[b]I read that thread and unfortunately there is nothing of substance there. That article where you said that people were forced to reduce prices in the market also has the following comments; " Buhari who has a reputation for honesty as petroluem Minister between 1976-1978....... He took over power to end rampant corruption and mismanagement and save the west african nation from collapse'. This is what Oyibo people said.

On N25bn, again unfortunately it is from the mouth of the FFK of the PDP that the article from punch was made, it is dated January 18th 2015. You will agree with me that as at that date the sanity of FFK is blighted by the N21bn GEJ presidential campaign fund and some other such funds that were not revealed to the public for legal reasons. Again, he said the consultant died in mysterious circumstances, what is the name of the consultant how come his family did not say anything? Is that how they work romours no paper?
You posted a picture of the Lokoja- Abuja Road, you and I know that the road is not duel carriage up to Koton Karfe or Lokoja you know that work on that road is not up to 60%. If you are well travelled you will know that MMIA and Nnamdi Azikiwe are like villages commpared to Rossy, Franfurt, Garoua, Nairobi or then hungry-Ethiopia.
The shiyt of this Government is plenty, your name says Idoma or Igala, leave what David mark wants alone. This change everyone is talking about is not about Buhari. It is about the acceptance of the dirty and unreasonable in public life by the PDP. We ought to have a better deal. [/b]