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So how much FCMB der charge before madam?

Boleyndynasty2:
So that's why uba can't afford to subscribe their DSTV anymore abi...And FCMB last week had to charge me 350 before i can use their deposit slip for Remital payment

Pretty lady how're you. Doing

mercichoco:
This is indeed a great news to start this morning with. Flush them all as they meet their virgins in Naija's section of hell.

Kudos to the vigilant troops.

Gov't of pictures

Is Ambode. On nairaland, is it a new slum or it was there during Fashola the goodman. Was it there during Tinubu? Pals democracy is overated.

This case is Dead on arrival.

I Can confidently assure u that that pal's. Got nothing worthwhile to offer in music no more, if u expect him to deliver on music I still bet u'll be disappointed.

cotzywitzy:
You say fading away.... At 23 he's still got more coming believe it or not..

People. There's nothing wrong with this picture. I wonder why there's so much hate and bitterness. People don't say Positive things no more? "Wow, beautiful", "God bless u" "thank u" "nice" costs absolutely nothing and it even makes the commentator more happier. Abeg let's just cheer up a bit na haba. Llets all help and make each other better. Simple beautiful word could make som1's day and vice versa.

I'd. Always known this guy isn't a musician to reckon with. When I say this here on naiaraand during his fued with Wizkid som1 bash me. Now Time has "telled". Som people above me are chanting that he's done So much. So hilarious. What's so much when 2face is still singing. Don jazzy still singing. Banky W still singing, Oritse Femi, D'banj. Timaya etc these where in limelight b4 Davido became a name, they're still waxing strong and Davido is fading away and u say he's done "So much"? Abeg jare

O boy

Loools this really got me.

ALAYORMII:
You will think you know all colors until some people start sending you wedding invitation; you'll see something like this:

Acid green on fushia purple or Titus silver with a little touch of Ojuelegba blue.
Brides family to wear cockroach brown with Custard yellow.

Groom's family: combination of jollof yellow with fufu white using akara gold as fila and gele

Friends: coconut white with moi moi yellow on
Agama lizard head red , other guests should wear pomo brown with a touch of onion purple and maggi yellow

True

Lols.

My regret is wasting my MB to open. This quarell thread. Yeye people.

Do u understand what the guy mean by "lick" the lady pls Bkos I dnt understand nnor vex

Holamide222:
Good for them

Congrats to him

I vote for vizkiz

I vote vizkiz

U could have saved a soul or feel bad for not having opportunity to save a soul

mordtonia:
Yes, I did.

So u actually laughed about this?

mordtonia:
This is what it means to 'die on the job'.
Hahahaha
Konji the B*STARD

U see, who thro back pishure epp? with all the plenty issues, who go bring throw back picture now? Dats APC 4u always trying to distract people from their inefficiencies,

I'd voted b4 can I vote again

Dahjhi:


Balancediet, Naughtysite, kirchofff,
Category1, youmour, jaymichael

Please I humbly solicit for your support and vote for this dude. IamKingzlee for the ongoing contest. Pardon for disturbing ur mention.

Kindly visit the voting thread

https://www.nairaland.com/3261218/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination/1#48080118

And type/paste

I vote IamKingzlee
Cc; Nljega

Help us to victory please. Thanks a bunch

ok

This photo Speaks volume: like play like play Children will become wiser than some Adults.

Done. Voted, hope say dem govt nor go be like APC level sha

obiorathesubtle:
Haha.. Make I hook you up..


Go this link www.nairaland.com/3261218/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination/20



Then type..

I vote

Fynestboi

Vizkiz

Falconey

Iamkingzlee


Cc:NLjega


That's all boss.. Make I add you for BBM sef

I vote

Fynestboi

Vizkiz

Falconey

Iamkingzlee


Cc:NLjega

RIP to the dead. We keep saying that people should avoid trouble, dem nor de hear. What is PDP, APC membership? "Avoid trouble as much as you can, you don't have to fight to be a man".

No Shaking bro, i gat ur back. dont know much about that voting package tho.

obiorathesubtle:
Make I add you for BBM baba..


Hafa na? I for like make you vote some niggaz for me o.. Is that cool?

Fire on,Nothing do you.

obiorathesubtle:
wella o.. Dem full ground o baba..

I know say you fit relate na.. Becos you dy set your own compass for that side..

Baddest guy

I full ground. You don see those features wen u describe since?

obiorathesubtle:
Boss.. Hafa na..

D Position Rocks

L ;Dl. This guy, u're a f*#king clown

obiorathesubtle:
Okay.. I'll only type this once.. So pay attention..


1. Bress! You know the kinda bress that if you see it, the saliva in your mouth will change taste? That type that forms ontop the bra? Aszin.. The cleavage is too good to be true? Brown, succulent, kinda sweaty..Yes.. That type..


2. Yansh! I'm talking about the TALKING DRUM! Yess! Guys go understand.. You're in a bus minding your business, suddenly your eyes catch one kind very noisy yansh(I'm not talking about mess).. Aszin the kind of yansh that makes the whole world silent.. The BRUGUTUU BRUGUTUU BRAGADAA motion.. Chai.. Punchlines yansh .. Everything is just shaking uncontrollably like she didn't wear pant.. And you're just there dumbfounded like.. "What have I....."


3. Then there's the hips.. Get Wide hips and I'll give you the documents to my grandfather's land..

Good for her. Only one thing flashes through my mind when i see people do in-ideal things to attain fame, wealth or power for momentary pleasure to impress those who don't care in this world of uncertainties. If you drop dead "gbam" and face the Ultimate Supreme judge and watch yourself in 3D Plasma how'd you feel? Dear Brothers and sisters, Enjoy life and please don't disturb yourself.