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Na wetin she chop purge her.

What a very nice point you've made.

It's just so sad that our people are so parochial.

That's how someone played Ed Sheeran's perfect in the church (during a love feast), and some gullibles were reprimanding him. Like what type of song were they expecting to be played during a love feast? I taya for our people jare.

Ndipe:
Why is it thankful that the fracas occured after they were joined together?

It was thankful because, if they hadn't been joined before the fracas, the wedding might not continue. Is either the groom left angrily with his family, or the bride left with her's.

But I guess it would even been better, if they hadn't been joined. The wedding should just end on the spot.

My own experience

There was a heated argument between the groom's mum and the bride's, which later escalated into a full-blown fight.

The bride was also supporting her mother, thereby physically confronting her inlaw also.

When the groom later heard about it, come see slap on the bride's face. He almost slapped the mother inlaw face sef. He was just chattering: you and your mother are witchs. How dare you treat my mother like that!

Thankfully it was after they've been joined as one.

What engendered the initial fight is what I don't know.

But I heard the marriage later broke, couple months after.

Nice move.
Most of the circulating #100 notes fall in this category.
Awolowo don suffer for Nigerians hand

Ladies wey no dey use their breast as paint brush, cancer dey catch dem. Let alone...

Funny

The idiot Indian was about being a maga o.

She's obviously proud of it. If not, it's easy to cover what you don't like about your body.

I recently unfollowed everybody on instagram also

Of what meaning is his picture, when you've already censored his face?

Why hiding thief?

Dem no even hide Invictus Obi's face.

sbashir10:
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How much do you want to sell this space? Let's talk bizz

Quite impressive.

My neighbor came back home today with just a leg, that leg could be his.

ohem007:
FYI...

You don't have to be cobhams


Live your life man

Me no dey follow you argue anything

Just so you know no be everything you know for music

Good night sir


P.s: hw much you dey charge for music production and where you studio dey)

My studio dey Lagos.

For more enquiry, just dm me bro.

Let's talk biz.

It'd be very nice working with you and for you.

ohem007:
And so fucking what..


FYI bro i'm a music producer too

Instrumentalist and a rapper

Like i said up there i thought he meant instrumentalist

you can't talk music nd if you doubt me..

Link up mehnnn

Sorry sir. I never knew I was arguing with Cobhams Asuquo. Shey make I come learn nii?

ohem007:
Oh my bad...


I thought he meant beat maker


Nd FYI bro you can't argue music with me

I sleep music
I drink music
I eat music

Certainly I can't argue music with someone who claimed he sleeps, drinks and eats music yet he failed to perfectly ascribe producers' name to the respective song they produced.

How conversant you're with music!

Though somewhat needless to say, but I'll however like to hint you: I'm a music producer. So music feeds me.

ohem007:
1. Wizkid: sweet love (sarz)

2.wizkid: manya(mutay)

3.Ninola: maradonna (major lazer own o with small sarz)

4.burna,Mi and Phyno: link up(either major bankz or pacman)

5.Ninola : boda sodiq (ion know the guy buh the instrumental make brain)

6.Bisola: controlla (Ckay) mehnn this instrumental dey burst my head

7.Zlatan, burna boy: killin dem (rexxie)

8.rahman jago, lil kesh and zlatan: (ijo ope) (same guy up there)

That's all for now o

It looks as if you're just a rookie who just started listening to hip hop few years ago.

Apart from the fact that those songs you mentioned are too recent, you didn't also get their producers name right

Kel P produced killin dem and Boda Sodiq
Killertunes produced Manya
Masterkraft produced link up

tamra:
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I just love the man. He's a genius

When life hits you so hard, you become a writer.

So posting a love emoji alongside a picture is now a confirmation of being in a relationship with someone.

How silly!

All dis oyibo no dey gree dey their lane. Wetin be this nitori oloun

The blackmailer must be a fool. What's there in the picture, that he's thinking of blackmailing?

Just fats and flesh. No toto, no teeps.

Well, the lady who's wise enough to know there's nothing spectacular about the picture decided to post it herself. Kudos to her on that.

No hate, this outfit doesn't make sense. The shoe looks like what dem electricians dey wear.

Maybe there's also an hovering market somewhere

Werey reo!

What if I tell you am an ardent lover of sagged boobs?

Attaching religious sentiments to menial things is a malady our people are suffering of.

666 could be 999

And even if it was originally written as 666, does that makes it an end time significance? So six hundred and sixty six cannot be used as a serial number again?

Of what meaning is it, opening a social media account for your underage kids while employing someone who will manage them?

Mysterious indeed!

But Skibii's mystery now has been unravelled. Case closed.

Davido's own still remains a mystery, as well as Wizkid's. But I think Wiz was only trying to tell the world he's the G.O.A.T, using the Goat as a symbolic representation

D'banj's case ko shey oju lasan(it's not ordinary)

He's gone so deep in the world, and there are dues and rites that comes with what devil offers. I guess he was made to pay the hard way.

Burna boy obviously is a tough guy. He's definitely not naive of the attack against Mr 2kay, considering they were both not in good terms.

Mrshape:
Thanks
I made that statement to some of my mathematics friends trying to correct my English and they all started to laugh,
Was like
I never said anything wrong,
One said he knew I am not an English but I am a mathematics.

I was trying to convince them, but it made little or no result.

That's when I really confirm that English is a difficult language or subject even more than mathematics.

Someone can fail it with pride!

Yeah someone can fail English language with pride, but once you know at least more than the basic rules of the language, you'll save yourself some embarrassing errors.

But it's very funny how some native speaker of the language still couldn't have the perfect mastery of it.

English language rules change with time, unlike mathematics whose formulas and equations have been in existence even before some great professor of it.

Nonetheless, English language is very fun, as well as interesting. Only if you're interested in it.

To me the sentence is grammatically correct.

why?

Leave me alone can also be expressed as 'let me alone'. (transitive)

The phrase, I'm not an English, though sounds weird is also grammatically correct.

An English is someone who's a native of England.

However to avoid ambiguity of expression, the sentence can be re-expressed as: leave me alone, I'm not a native of England.