₦airaland Forum

honeygirl17:
You want to follow me about? the guy is trying in terms of road. Abeg ballo leave me, I just returned from church

honeygirl17:
Take your rant somewhere else, I school in Boris so I know what I'm talking about. not online hear say

honeygirl17:
I disagree with number 6

we the Rivers people have fallen in love with Wike due to what he has done few months in office, there is massive road construction going on in the State what the previous administration could not do. most of the roads were in a bad shape, Apajo road that leads to the refinery was like a dead trap, he has won the love of most Rivers people. I am speaking the mind of most Rivers people. I believe strongly that wike will win even if election is conducted 20 times. I mean free and fair election. Buhari don't disappoint us further.

Mogidi:
The plan by APC to steal Wike's mandate is dead on arrival., the entire legislators at Rivers assembly are PDP.

simplycarro:
"UPTON" what sort of English word is that?
Biafrans and their own brand of English

SeverusSnape:
This is my face, because I know Wike will still win again, I said it last night, that the tribunal should even order for a fresh election, This time their defeat will be more humiliating.


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freshvine:
Peterside should keep money for his legal team to approach the tribunal once again instead of electioneering campaign cos he will lose and lose again even if the election is conducted on a daily basis for 4 years.

175:
Happy birthday boss!
Abeg use this piece of joke take relax urself! Na ur day!
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Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal
and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ....
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” ....
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!

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Please give US ALL double flawless victory over her enemies today & forever more...

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Darkchocolate:
By the way guys...I don't work for NYSC lol. And stop being lazy, most questions you type here can be easily found on the wwebsit and you are likely to get the most accurate information on there. They are getting pretty organised. You just don't want to search for it. You like being spoon-fed abi?! .... Come on now, y'all wouldnt complete your thesis in uni to get here without RESEARCH RESEARCH RESEARCH!!! Unless you were 'friends' with your lecturers ....I can only tell you about what camp is like and the practicalities of ppa, cds , etc.... Those things nysc wont tell you. Other things set in stone by nysc remain standard. so GO ON THEIR WEBSITE!

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Durentt:
weytin man go do na

Truckpusher:
And all these your phantom rivers,edo and delta Igbo you just mentioned have you bothered to ask them if they want Biafra?

Trillyonaire:
As a Rivers man who saw the events of 1967-1970 and who was old enough to understand them, this protest in Port Harcourt is a slap on true Rivers indigenes. and the memory of ALL the Rivers men and women who were slaughtered in the pogroms and ethnic cleansing committed during the civil war by the Biafran Army.

Let us remind ourselves of the TRUE facts and REAL reasons behind the secession and subsequent civil war. Ojukwu and his cohorts decided to secede from Nigeria because Gowon broke up the regions and created Rivers State among the 12 states he created. Remember the Aburi accord? Article 4 of that accord had to do with the breaking up of the regions. On the 27th of May, 1967, Gowon broke up the Regions, from the then Eastern Region and carved out Rivers, South-Eastern and East-Central states. 3 days later on 30th May, 1967 Ojukwu seceded citing the Aburi accord. ON ABURI WE STAND!! The rallying war cry of the day. How anyone who calls himself/herself a Rivers indigene support tacitly or otherwise the so-called Biafra cause when Biafra seceeded just because Rivers State was created and the Rivers people for once had a right to self rule?

In the quest for a sovereign country did the Igbo majority seek, discuss with or solicit the support of the minorities in the Oil Rivers and South-East?? Where is Biafra? How do you seek for a country which was susequently named Biafra WITHOUT involving the indigenous people of Biafra? Isn't that supreme arrogance or maybe they were not included because they were meant to be wiped out later. Events proved the latter to be true.

Late Chief (Dr.) Nabo Graham-Douglas who was the Attorney General of the Eastern Region was sent on compulsory leave and exiled to his home town Abonnema with orders for him to be executed. Fortunately the plans leaked and he miraculously escaped. He didn't draw the Articles of secession and only heard about Biafra from the BBC journalists who came to interview him in Abonnema.
He was one of the lucky ones.

The ethnic cleansing began in earnest. Our intelligentsia; top civil servants, technocrats and other able bodied men and women were rounded up and summarily executed in Enugu, Owerri, Aba, Umuahia, Degema, Buguma, Bakana, to mention but a few towns/cities. In Port Harcourt, Rainbow town and Igritta, became killing fields. the bones of those victims still lie there
These atrocities were committed by the Biafran Army, against people who were supposed to be fighting the same cause with them.
In a bid to wipe out the minority tribes, our towns and villages were evacuated, our men put to slave labour and later on shot (reminiscent of Nazi Germany), our women taken as sex slaves, young boys shared the same fate as the men. Bakana, Bille, Abonnema were all forcefully evacuated.

Finally, when the Nigerian Army counter attacked and liberated Port Harcourt, the retreating Biafran Army, burnt Kingsway (now Supabod building), Nabo Graham-Douglas's law library (which was the best Law library in the whole of West Africa) and other land marks in the Garden city. Of what military significance were these acts??

I don't blame the misguided ill-informed people for trampling on the graves of those who were murdered by the Biafran Army, by protesting in Port Harcourt. I blame Gowon for forbidding accounts of the war being published after the war, but more importantly for not trying war criminals (like Col Ojeh of Degema) within the Biafran Army and holding them accountable for their inhuman and murderous actions during the war. 70 years after World War 2, we are still reminded on a daily basis the atrocities that the Nazi's committed. If Gowon had done what he was morally and duty bound to do, this matter of Biafra would have been put to rest once and for all.

By the way, in May 1968, my uncle (my mother's younger brother) was shot in his Warri street residence in Port Harcourt, his corpse butchered, his flesh sold as Biafra meat in Mile 1 market. That same day the Nigerian Army opened up and started shelling Port Harcourt, which was ultimately liberated

Are those protesting and the other supporters of "Biafra" aware of these facts??

The war has been over these past 45 years, we are forging on as a country, setting aside our ethnocentric issues. That Ex-Biafrans have been assimilated into all spheres of our society (as they should), without any punishment meted out to the war criminals among them, doesn't give anyone the right to re-write history or bring these painful memories back.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

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Ufranklin92:
see this idiot

your brothers is been killed over there,buy yet you find it neccesery to give an opinion in baifra issues

one nigeria is not by force oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Durentt:
Fine girl, u're too pretty to have such on ur face. Dearie

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Iykopee:
Untill we stop having oba of yoruba and sarkin and galadima of hausa in another man's domain, nobody has the legal right to abolish eze ndigbo anywhere. Joe igbokwe who suffers from lugorrhoea and mental degradation shud have known that igbos aren't the only ones flaunting titles outside igbo land. Let him conduct proper research before writing his baseless epistle as the link below is an indictment on his raging madness.

http://pointblanknews.com/pbn/exclusive/
killer-yoruba-leader-kano-arrested/

The real king does not want a fake king in his kingdom.

Gbawe:
If you are indeed the original Cramjones then all I will say is that being principled always and showing integrity consistently matters a lot here. You cannot tell us you got paid thousands of dollars to promote APC today, thereby portraying yourself as a money-hungry mercenary, only to say to us tomorrow that you are a 'freedom fighter' who loves Nigeria above everything else. The hypocrisy is glaring and nauseating.

Sooner or later, folks will get tired of you because it will become obvious to them that "those who stand for nothing fall for everything". They can then deduce that even your support of Buhari and the APC is insincere. People will ignore you once it it is clear to them you stand for nothing and will say/do anything to pursue your latest interest or attention-seeking obsession. That is what has happened to you and you need to hear the truth without any sugar coating.

sltn:
erm... erm... na ma erm... later... she go soon come online.

abimbawealth:
Booless

meforyou1:
which buhari? He said 'Mr President' meaning President Jonathan. Buhari can only discover women like his controversial niece Amina INEC

meforyou1:
Amaechi will never be confirmed by Senate. Wait for the drama on the day of his confirmation

JuanDeDios:
What's the Kogi man's name?

Timbuktou:
So, Buhari brought Dora and other women to governance but ediots here will call him a misogynist.