₦airaland Forum

iwaeda:
No North Africa.

west and south arrangement.

😂

Southafrica is increasingly impressing me. They stand with Palestine and even went up to ICJ and, here they're fighting for Ronaldo. I'm beginning to like them.

PureFace1:
They are not saying you shouldn't call but calling and texting 20times a day says you are jobless and desperate and a creepy weirdo.

Too much of everything is bad, water and food is essential for the body but it will turn to self harm if you eat or drink too much.

I dont even have time to call. Just chat is okay.

Sako or Psycho?


How do people get so obsessive with opposite sex? If you say "No", I meuvve... I miyeh

FRANCISTOWN:
Since she no fit use her mouth take apologize and me wey be glutton , ebina, olohunje iya ,marabọ, amole.
I go just wash hands begin dey chao now, as per say I never chop for my life before.

Na from there men dey buy see finish for themselves. The woman go be like, Las Las if I don make am better dish, him head go straight.

Once i'm angry, I won't see reasons to eat. I'm not a food guy.

Creamypie:
The middle of the swallow make me think of something that will happen after eating. I no wan talk

Gentlesoul2021:
Are u a Les... Na question I dey ask oo

Na catfish account. It's operated by a man. He just looseguard.

NikoDeBonAmi:
So you and your wife or girlfriend had a little misunderstanding which resulted in a very heated argument that wanted to become physical but then you left the house angrily to avoid it.

Much later in the day you return back home to meet this food kept on the table for you while your wife or girlfriend was just lying on the sofa with her sexy night wear but just ignored you like she didn't notice you are back.

Dear men, what will you do?

I won't eat this soup.

Tonytonex:
ok. I heard this morning that they will carry out the final fitness test today. And the keeper said he wants to play.

May God bless him for us. We want to see him fit.

FFIA:
If samuel ortom the greatest thief of all time is walking… what is he afraid of the toothless bulldogs called EFCC for?

Ortom was among those who worked against Atiku. Reverend Fr Aliya hasn't thought it wise to go after him. He's still fighting Akume to stamp his authority.

bobonla:
The hype is too much sha. My own be say make we win this cup, so that Ghanaians won't come hunting for us.

Hype ke? No one expected that man to perform like this when the competition started.

I really want to know why the IMF is always interested in devaluation of our currency. SAP is still fresh on our minds.

Why can't our stupid leaders stand their ground?

Tonytonex:
injury. He no go play

I saw him in training with Osimhen.

atheistandproud:
Hmmm

I still hate Angola for 2006 sha. They forced Jay Jay to retire earlier because of that useless 1-1 draw and head to head rule that they used. 😒

Okocha sef get him own for body. He was feeling himself too much then.

bobonla:
Not 4. 3

What are you saying?

ceeceeco:
Nwabali's situation/condition is more of a big concern to me. I also miss the presence of Wilfred Ndidi & Victor Boniface.

Onyeka is not allowing us to miss Ndidi. That guy is solid.

This has always been there.

matify83:
This is the least of our problems as things stand.

They should do something practical about our dwindling purchasing power and naira devaluation.

This is part of the process.

Fuckallmods:
One special thing about these kinds of dishes is their distinct taste, and sometimes could be addictive to those who like eating them. Don’t say “yuck” yet…

It’s weird, but you could be a regular customer of these dishes… it’s just a list of four, so what are the chances?

1. Fried/ garnished chicken head 🐔
It looks weird, but ask those who eat them, they’ll tell you, “you can eat the other part, but reserve only the head for me” lol…

2. Spicy Chicken feet
I’m a regular customer of this palate . Normally, when I buy full chicken from the market, the butcher would ask “Bros make I put the leg?”
Eh? U Dey whine, my favorite part? Haha

3. fried/dried/grilled fish head
people who developed the habit of eating fish head don’t like eating any other part. Ask Bovi.
Like I said, these dishes have distinct taste. I’m not ready to form an addiction just yet. I’ll manage my “chicken feet” addiction for now

4. Soaking garri
I know people will attack me for categorizing garri “the life saver” as weird foods. I take garri too, but it’s weird just like chicken feet and the rest.

Chicken head with its neck like this? I know It's not halal for me.

Bobloco:
Yayaha bello want to go national with his ta-ta ta-ta ta-ta brutal brand of politics

A very deadly guy!

epainos:
Bello has forgotten the part he played in the past APC presidential primary. Hmmm. He has started again tackling one of the most loyal northern allies of Tinubu. Hmmm!

Bello will soon collect. Cos the Kogi elders sold themselves cheaply to him doesn't mean other regions will allow him to do gra gra. Bello is a kid, and he needs to learn from Fashola who decides to stay calm. Where are Osinbajo, Amaechi, Okorocha, etc today?

Seriously, Bello should be shown the kid's space. He needs to learn by force. A kid who doesn't know his limit must be taught a bitter lesson.

They'll soon deal with him. He's arrogant and too full of himself.

He even walked out of a meeting that was being held prior to the election to push power to south and challenged Tinubu at the primaries - yet he thinks they won't cut him to size at the appropriate time.

Stupid guy. I thought after all the killings, he won't leave office.

Drivers database and stopping unnecessary levy like "produce" on trucks should be considered. I can't, as a transporter, be forced by youths in every state to pay for emblem and stickers because they're employed by politicians after helping them to snatch ballot boxes.

SE and some states in the SS are the most hostile to trucks.

Blackestjunior:
Bleepp

You will lose
Werey wan chop inside National cake

You know since when this one don de chop from national cake?

He's a ritualist.

Blackestjunior:
Bleepp

This one don use 9inch prikk kill person

You no read say he hit her with a stone after raping her?

fidelmarshal199:
Alex Report Rest abeg. You will just pickup 1 random girl in Abuja and dash her a plastic crown and start promoting her on Nairaland.

This one is Miss Zamfara

I made these suggestions somewhere, even before some of these cases were determined at the supreme court and thought to share for more inputs.

I hope the distinguished senators can have a look at these suggestions to help improve electoral process.


1. The thin film besides logo of political party on the ballot paper - where you thumbprint and it captures your picture and stores it, so we know who actually voted and this number is truly downloaded and computed. Not electronic transmission, electronic download that can take place with or without network. If you thumbprint, it stamps your picture to the ballot paper - this can only be revealed in case of dispute by inec officials to protect the identity of voters and their choices. So we know those who truly voted and ballot paper number assigned to them. The stamping of the picture is done facedown or like a slip with picture on it - this can be only opened by INEC. Or it saves your ballot paper with your picture and serial number.

2. The voting platform should have some cameras that sees or records the proceeding of the PU.

3. Policeman/men assigned to every PU or guarding electoral materials should wear a body camera well positioned to capture his own activity and that of people at the PU. Once this camera is off, it signals for him to put it back on.

4. Election should be held 9 months before inauguration so court case can be done with before inauguration.

5. The off-cycle election should be realigned , as these off season elections are festering ground for power that be to rig simply because they hold the center or power.

6. States should not be allowed to conduct LGs election , since the ruling power always win everywhere by rigging. LGs should have autonomy.

7. Cases that stops at appeal court, if similar case made it to the supreme and it's decided in opposite of what the lower court decided, those affected by the decision of the lower court should be considered for the benefit due to those who the judgment favor at the apex court.

Or,

8. Those cases that stop at appeal, there should be a provision for supreme court to review the judgment, especially if it's not in agreement with precedent of the apex court, not by proper court sitting, but by administrative review. Then they can decide the right judgment.

9. In an error of INEC that leads to cancellations of elections or rerun, salaries of INEC staff should be used as part of funds to conduct the election. INEC staff should lose their salary in any infractions that compromises the process.

10. If as a governor, you have done 8 years, if you have done well, built infrastructure that can last 30 years, generated IGR, obeyed court orders and not caught in any corruption case, after 16 years of leaving office, that individual should contest again. If the constitution can be amended in this regards.

11. The president should not have the power to appoint INEC chairman.

BluntCrazeMan:
They don't.

They didn't do any of these things in Kogi.
They didn't do any of these things in Imo.
They didn't do any of these things in Bayelsa.

At-least, I am very very sure of these three Elections.

If your party agent protests, he'd be thrown out or bribed. We should have a way to download the votes and the number of accredited voters in PDF file and made available to agents - at least, before the collation centre, everyone has this and if what is on the BVAS does not tally with the PDF numbers and the number of votes cast, the PU should be cancelled.

BluntCrazeMan:
HOW THE POLITICAL PARTIES CAN PREPARE FOR THE UPCOMING ELECTIONS TO AVOID BEING CHEATED, OR BEING RIGGED-OUT

You think they don't do this?

NO COLLATION FOR ANY POLLING-UNIT CAN COMMENCE AT ANY FIRST-LEVEL COLLATION CENTER (THAT-IS, THE WARD COLLATION CENTER) UNTIL THE NUMBER OF ACCREDITED VOTERS THAT WAS WRITTEN ON THE RESULTS-SHEETS GETS VERIFIED AND CONFIRMED WITH THE NUMBER OF ACCREDITED VOTERS THAT WAS CAPTURED IN THE BVAS-MACHINES THAT WERE USE AT THE POLLING-UNIT IN QUESTION..

AND ALSO, ANY COLLATION EXERCISE FOR ANY POLLING-UNIT THAT STARTS OFF AT ANY COLLATION CENTER WITHOUT THE PRIOR VERIFICATION AND CONFIRMATION OF THE ACCREDITATION-DATA FOR THAT POLLING-UNIT IS NULL-AND-VOID.

On this ground, Kogi and Imo election should not stand.

salbis:
He must stay and win EPL with them.

He failed. He betrayed Ozil and he deserves what he got.

Ten Hagg did that to Ronaldo and he's still struggling.

Great100000:
Finally...

I thought this guy would be another Pep Guardiola, but he later turned out to opposite of Pep Guardiola.

Even as a Chelsea and Madrid fan, I feared Barca before, but not anymore.

Barca is just like the new Tottenham.

Nothing lasts forever.

Good Luck Xavi Hernandez, one of the best players in the history of football and also one of the worst Coaches.

Good players don't turn out as good coaches.