₦airaland Forum

Dalil8:
There's nothing a new haircut cannot fix..

hatakekakashi:
Good one. But who are they looking at as replacements?

hatakekakashi:
Pochettino should still be sacked. Unless na still league alone una go win come next season.

OtemAtum:
What if the match does not get to pk?

Mide1data:
Mine was when I tried to ask a girl out in high school.

She told me to my face(in Yoruba)- "o lowo e" Which means "you don't have the money"

Everybody burst into laughter that I ran out of the class.

WHAT YOUR'S ?

samwheel:
Goal!!!!!!

KDB again

jmlite:
I nr sabi report Wetin happen and how e happen but I go just try.
Been don dey lash this kele since late 2018. I meet am when I dey my masters program for UI. She was an undergraduate then. Kele don Dey serve Nigeria now.
Kele Dey show for my crib on a stead and based on bad guy when I be, I whine kele and she begin yarn all the bad things when she don do and fantasies when she go like catch even tell me of one married pilot guy when she Dey date too dey even send my sex videos to the pilot. Normally, nothing concern me but I just say make I use am hold body.
On this faithful day in February this year after one of their usual cds, she lap my caba con say today I must suck her kpekus, I come tell am say from where I come from, we nr Dey suck Kpekus and if we suck kpekus, we go die as we dey enter our town. We argue small but come later lash beta lash to the extent her toto dry well well but but I nr gree use spit or anything take lubricate.
The next day, she call me for phone and as I Answer, na one man voice I hear, come introduce himself as ASP(....) and say he na the kele uncle. He ask me weda I know the girl named (....)? I come tell am yes say I know her. He come ask me how I take know her and Wetin I get with her, I come ask am say which kind question be this and why he go call me? Na then he con say the Maria pass out when she reach house yesterday. Upon reaching hospital, after them revive her, she come say I rape am. Gbagham, my head ring...
well, I come tell the man say I nr know her aim of dong this and say me and her don Dey lash since 2018, say make he check the babe phone he go see our sex tape when she even make yesterday when we dey kpansh. Say make he reason am, why she go say I rape am?
Uncle come say he go call me back, after a short while, he call me and come tell me say well e don happen like this say I go pay for the hospital bills because doctor see bruises for her kpekus. I come tell am say na opata he Dey yarn, say I nr Dey send chi chi because I nr rape am say maybe she go another man house after she leave my crib.... he come say make I come him office the next day so that we fit align the matter, I tell am say I nr Dey come say nothing I wan come do. He come say him and him boys go come my house then, I tell am say I Dey wait for am.
I still dey wait for am till today.
Till today, I nr know why this kele do like this.ooo
But no level las las.

Donaluta:
30 years of marriage with 4kids.. try dey understand