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E no lie!

But las las e dey quarantine abi?

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A friend said this COVID-19 has exposed many people.....I will stop here

EGUNSOLA14:
I think am the only one seeing this!

Good use!

Bros, even the country throwing the food away is hungry....they just got no choice.

You must milk the cows, the layers must lay eggs, the vegetables must be either harvested or destroyed!

The storage facilities are filled and the produce were made for large scale immediate consumption. But the restaurant chains are closed and the final consumers are under lock-down

Freeeanijor:
Some people are hungry while some people are throwing food away.

Go to school son, so you can read and understand!

ProfDview1:
Is buhari mad? How can he tell farmers to destroy food when we are hungry here... What kind of useless president is this na?

Buhari has been known to always destroy things sha.

His herdmens destroyed our farms and the little we cud even harvest, buhari told them to destroy again.


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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The world never saw this virus coming!

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Counter attack

What's the name of the league naa.....

Though the match is between Naija FG United Vrs FC Airpeace


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No,
AVOID MONEY!

MO uth N ose EY e

Tetrahedron:
The only cure to this Virus is to avoid “MEN“

Women can you hear that?

avoid “MEN”: “Mouth -Eyes -Nose”

I wont say more than that

At gun point

May the blood speak for us

E don dey be

Sorry

Na them them naa

Make them no try am o

Welcome back bro[quote author= post=88311907]Coronavirus: Making enemies buddies.
The world will win this war.

All of us @[color=#006600][/color] are thanking God for lives of our family members and lives of Nigerians as a whole.

It can only be God. [/quote]

Now you know!

Na waa....

But here is my take:
1. There is no biblical injunction against sex on a good Friday. However,
2. It makes sense that the day be reserved for sober reflection, in appreciation of God's ineffable sacrifice of love....

In summary, it is personal, but you got nothing to loose by obeying!

Wicked people!

So after distributing virus worldwide, they still went ahead to distribute fake drugs Make the whole world die remain only una?


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Wetin e don see?

Na them them o �

Always unleashing terror on the masses and their opponents for their personal gain


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Jesu!

Despite the withdrawal from sovereign wealth fund?

Goodnews if done right this time!

Because we have heard this before

Great CSR