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Food / Re: How Safe Is Macaroni/noodles After "Best Before Date"? by bammo: 7:13pm On Aug 03, 2021
adebenson155:
The best before date is about quality and not safety. The food will be safe to eat after this date but may not be at its best. Its flavour and texture might not be as good as before!!!!
Hmmmn. Then which one is about safety? keep deceiving yourself..
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi Referred To As "One Of The World's Most High Profile Crooks" by bammo: 2:38pm On Aug 02, 2021
ThuGGeR147:
Hushpuppy don make name for himself be it good or bad.... And even if he spends more than 20yrs in jail, he'd be freed one-day..... His knowledge about the hustle remains..... Saucekid too was arrested for credit card scam but they released him after he did his jail time, dammykrane too.... So Hushpuppy will do his time & would be freed too... That's just it..... He may be a fraudster but na big tools him be!... #fact#
What ever you do, either good or bad affects your family name.. they are the reason innocent Nigerians are treated like trash everywhere they face
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: A Coreldraw Tutor Needed by bammo: 11:56pm On Aug 01, 2021
thatthickgurl:


I tried but I'm better with someone I can ask questions
you think?
Learning this things on youtube might be boring at times, but with patience, you'd find that it is the best option..
If you watch a 10 minutes tutorial over and over again while practicing at the same time, you'd be surprised by the level of progress you'd make from it. if a tutorial is too difficult to understand, you can always download another or search google for more answers...
For now, I think what you should be asking is the right materials to start with and links to get them...

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: A Coreldraw Tutor Needed by bammo: 12:09am On Jul 31, 2021
smiley
why don't you just search youtube for tutorials...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Being Qualified Is Not The Only Reason You Get Invited For An Interview by bammo: 5:04pm On Jul 29, 2021
True talk man
Sports / Re: NFF Vows To Unmask Man Who Harassed Super Falcons In Austria by bammo: 6:15pm On Jul 22, 2021
Fahdiga:
First of all he is a Fulani man meaning he is untouchable according to this despotic regime. Secondly if you find him what are you going to do him or you think Austria is a banana republic like Kenya where you can kidnap and effect an extraordinary rendition. Lastly everything he accused this brutal Junta is true so Bleep off
you speak truth but,
I think you should edit your post because the man isn't fulani, rather he is insulting a fulani guy in the train.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Business Can One Start Up With N700,000 In Nigeria by bammo: 5:53pm On Jul 11, 2021
TemmyDayo50:
I'll still give you the same advise I gave this dude asking the biz he can run with 100k... For your info, both 100k and 700k is quite close to nothing here in this present Nigeria.. Hard Truth...

My simple advise... Purchase a genuine cheap land and be sure it's a genuine one....forget the land for a long time while working on other things that can give you money...

My advise though...

Will you be feeding him for that long time?
Guy use your head nah

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Sports / Re: Enyimba Players Mercilessly Beaten By Plateau United Fans (Photos) by bammo: 2:30pm On Jun 28, 2021
triple996:

Thanks wink
Bt y d tin come de pain you grin
Coz foolishness dey sweet you
Sports / Re: Enyimba Players Mercilessly Beaten By Plateau United Fans (Photos) by bammo: 11:22am On Jun 28, 2021
triple996:
Berom vs igbos grin
Na anty-Muslim gathering
Brothers in arms when it comes to slaughtering of inocent Muslims. Na family matter cheesy
Shame on you
Celebrities / Re: Eucharia Anunobi's Becomes A PhD Holder (Picture) by bammo: 8:52pm On Jun 22, 2021
MadamVanessa:
Congratulations on your achievement so far.

But blaming your father because he refused to train you in school is height of stupidity on your own side. I don't think it was a deliberate action from your father,he was only doing what the society then was doing. For him to trained his male children, shows that he was a responsible father. Stop blaming your father, but be thankful to him always, without him making love to your mother that day, you won't have existed, and all these things you mentioned, won't have been achieved.

Congratulations once again.
She's trying to motivate other young girls.. plus the father deserves whatever she says, no need to defend him

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Career / Re: 5 Things I Have Learned From Working In A One Man Business by bammo: 7:44am On May 19, 2021
FalseProphet1:
Op didn't stress very well on the eye service, in a one man business, it's very important to paint yourself like an angel of light before your boss, be at his office before he even calls you and ask him if there are any errands he will like you to run, build a very close relationship with him and you'll get promotions and salary raise you don't merit.

One man business is like a church setting, where you have the senior pastor and other junior pastors assisting him, most times, when it's time for promotion the senior pastor promotes the most loyal junior pastor and not the most qualified. This is how it is in one man business. This I have seen.
Good morning dude!
why must you use your church to describe this
Crime / Re: Sexual Molestation Of Girls In Jos By A Lebanese Man Sparks Protests by bammo: 7:47pm On May 14, 2021
Preshhottie:
Now the young girls are suffering, due to longer throat (ojukokoro)
Do endeavor to keep quiet if you have nothing upstairs
Celebrities / Re: Baba Ijesha Release Shocking Revelation From Prison by bammo: 2:29am On May 08, 2021
mtcheeew.. fake source

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: When Are We Going To Talk About These Lebanese And Chinese Companies by bammo: 10:34pm On May 06, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

Ogbeni....indian own worse....
Those years I get opportunity to work with national integrated power project(electrical power plant) in Benin city
And na expatriate I work with.....them Indians, Malaysia, Thailand, Singapore and Pakistan....infact Indians were the administrative head....o boy we saw hell
The day I was employed....I almost got sacked the next day just because I miss the useless Indian tata bus...
That is how they were bringing their products to be used in Nigeria...our bus for transportation na Indian[tata]....when it is time to clock our working card....the stupid Indian admin go stand dey watch

One day the idiot admin started insulting me.....the idiot nor know say a real niggarrr don gather small money of about 170k from the job......
As he dey yarn he normal rubbish...na im i retaliate...I just tell am say he should shut up.....that light travel faster than sound that is why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak.....
Although I was saked....but atleast I don already gather small money....bought a laptop and I started bombing

The Thailand were more friendly....they thought me alot....cable glanding...I almost fall in love with electricity.....but the Indians were a thorn in the flesh or rather a pain in the asss
Dude, make una no dey proud with this bombing of a thing.. you might be bombing yourself slowly

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Politics / Re: How Ejike Mbaka Disappeared And Reappeared In A Motorcade by bammo: 9:33pm On May 05, 2021
kilonshele101:
"The protesters vandalized the Bishop’s Court and proceeded to Holy Ghost Cathedral where further destructions took place"



This religion and hypocrisy. You would find them in another thread calling people of other faith names when they are not Indeed any better.


Pot calling kettle black.
True they aren't perfect, but they have no thirst for blood
Computers / Re: I Can't Dial Ussd Code On My Universal Modem by bammo: 10:30pm On Apr 29, 2021
I have the same problem with my hspa+42mbps modem,
it sucks
Crime / Re: Seun Is Nairaland Specially For Muslims Or Every Religion???? by bammo: 1:59pm On Apr 24, 2021
Jerryherd:
Wailing wailler

If you are denied access on Muslim thread, then go to your Christian thread
It's not about access but about fairness..
Seun has disrespected Christianity on several occasions and he didn't have to accept Jesus to do that..

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Romance / Re: Guys!! Have You Ever Dated A Married Woman Unknowingly? by bammo: 8:58pm On Apr 20, 2021
UsmanFodio:
Yes, I have done that before unknowingly when I was a copper in Delta State. She lied that she is a single mum

I will never advise anyone to marry from Delta state . Especially Warri, Urhobo, Ughelli and Environs. Those women can Bleep for Africa
Dude, hausa/fulani girls are cheap... we just don't date them because they are dirty and unintelligent.

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Culture / Re: How many languages are in your state? by bammo: 3:33pm On Apr 17, 2021


Nothing to check there. The writer is as confused as the owner of this thread.

Goan learn the difference between a language and a dialect.
Don't just assume you know all.. make research and educate yourself
Culture / Re: How many languages are in your state? by bammo: 3:28pm On Apr 17, 2021



Use ur sense.

U said kaduna has 59 tribes and u still want other Nigerian states to have average of 6 tribes each so that the total number of nigerian tribes will correctly land around *over 250*

Grow up and stop d stupidity. There is no state in nigeria that had up to 10 tribes.
If you dont know something just keep quiet stop making a foool of yourself

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Romance / Re: What Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Someone Should Date You? by bammo: 2:08pm On Apr 16, 2021
I'm responsible and hard-working.
I think these reasons are good enough

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Korean -Nigerian modelWho Is The First Black Korean by bammo: 2:04pm On Apr 15, 2021
he's actually more handsome than the regular koreans

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Romance / Re: She Told Me Her Honest Story But It Made Me Lose Interest In Her by bammo: 9:13am On Apr 13, 2021
PrimadonnaO:



Chai. Lessons to all the ladies out there o. Ndi wokeism! Ndi sex-on-the-first-date, Ndi sexually-liberated. They will use it against you!

Oga is not criticising himself for making out with the lady... instead he's criticising the lady. grin What a life!

As for the things she told you, I hope it doesn't make her feel worthless. I understand her kind of person. When she likes a person, she doesn't want secrets. She wants to bare it all and be seen for who she really is.

I applaud her and I hope she doesn't change because that's what it means to be authentic. If this gist had come out in marriage, the man would have felt defrauded.

OP, you have to handle this with tact and utmost sensibility. Since you said you don't want to marry her, no wahala... your intentions weren't even pure. You were considering her because she's from a wealthy background.

What I'll advise you do is that you sustain the tempo of your interactions for a while so that when you begin to disconnect, she won't trace it to the revelations she made.

And biko, don't sleep with her whether or not she initiates it.


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That being said, please my dears, try not to make too many mistakes in life so you don't have secrets that you'll be advised to take to the grave. Isn't that too burdensome?

Try not to do things that you can't boldly come out to admit you did.

One abortion may be a mistake, but two, three four. Haba nau! Why? These men you're having sex with and aborting babies for are walking away unscathed. Can't you see it? Don't cover it up with wokeness or whatever. You're doing yourself such an injustice.

A man who may have made other girls in the past to abort his babies will still come out tomorrow and dump another girl who tells him she's had an abortion.
Very wise words from a wise person

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Romance / Re: She Wants To Get Pregnant For Me And Am Not Even Working Yet Pls Advice.... by bammo: 2:55pm On Apr 10, 2021
playapayaski:


Except u are lazy, totally helpless and not motivated.. and except she's totally dependent on u too then don't. 9 fuckingggg months is a long time to fix up at least 120k. Thing is we worry too much about what we can't get while neglecting what's right in front of us.
Non of those fuckstards rulling us now went to private uni, d president don't even have a degree. But nowadays we kill ourselves to send our children to 500k schools which don't guarantee intelligence and smartness to that child.. do as ur hand reach while working for better, love yours and take risks. That's what makes u human, try or fail but don't stay stagnant. Ur choice bro
Bro. the president actually has an NDA degree
Romance / Re: We Realized Am 3yrs Older And He Is Withdrawn. How Do I Say I Already Let Go by bammo: 9:35pm On Apr 05, 2021
EmGeee:


Yes... boring I agree, don't fancy it either. Just thought it caring though afterall he started the food talks
oh.. I made a wrong judgement I'm sorry. It must be difficult for you having to suggest the break-up even though u are the one that is hurting. Lots of guys wouldn't mind dating an older girl as long as she doesn't look older. Age is just a number what's more important is what u feel for someone. I hope he sees beyond the age factor and accept you for who you are and if he doesn't, then I hope you find someone that truly deserves you.

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Romance / Re: We Realized Am 3yrs Older And He Is Withdrawn. How Do I Say I Already Let Go by bammo: 12:50am On Apr 04, 2021
EmGeee:


I think what I tagged matured is discipline, he is rather disciplined... had to even let him know he was beginning to act up.
On one occasion he called and along the discussion he was gisting me about a special Abacha joint and promised to take me there, then on another occasion I called to check on him then asked what he had for dinner... he told me off 'that we shouldn't be wasting our airtime on such matters'. We started on a good note then it began to hurt so I had to let go in my mind just want him to know I understand

I think you are just making a big deal out of this. I personally don't like it when someone keeps asking "what I ate" as if they can do anything about it, its boring. I think he wants you to think outside the box. think for yourself , don't sound like everyone else..
Religion / Re: Today Is Good Friday!! by bammo: 7:17am On Apr 02, 2021
Stockquality:
I don finally catch malaria since 2019 o. How,nepa refused to gimme light now for 5days,yes I mean it. The soup i prepared got spoilt 2days back and yet the useless area no one is bothered,I too hate poor man area. U can imagine hw mosquitoes death with me ,naija don tire me. I regret moving to a poor man area,when I dey stay big man area,my gen dey gather dust coslite steady. I will nw be wasting 2k daily on fuel. I don tire abeg. I go protest myself o. Which kind cursed country did I find myself in.
Sorry man e go betta
but just thank God for Jesus

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Jokes Etc / Re: Tell Us About Your April Fool Prank Today by bammo: 1:51pm On Apr 01, 2021
superjaks:
This is what Deborah did to me this morning

I've been begging her since for refund oo
Hahahaaaa... Celine Dion
I swear she did same to me, cheesy cheesy cheesy
Bad girl
Business / Re: Jos Delight Holds Reception For Prospective Investors In Plateau (Photos, Video) by bammo: 9:37am On Mar 31, 2021
quentin06:


If you re promoting a state you ve got to show case it, let people know what's unique about it, its people its geography, its very important, its not about have that's the standard, eg cross river shows obudu cattle ranch, tinapa etc.

You don't expect people to troop in because they see people wearing t shirts and hanging under the trees like livestock.

Dude we are not talking about tourists here, the post is talking about investors coming to make investments.. how else is the state supposed to grow and look attractive when you people can't stand that the state is Christian dominated..
Business / Re: Jos Delight Holds Reception For Prospective Investors In Plateau (Photos, Video) by bammo: 12:46pm On Mar 30, 2021
Bbbwings:
Lori iro challenge grin
The fulanis should be ready for peace
Business / Re: Jos Delight Holds Reception For Prospective Investors In Plateau (Photos, Video) by bammo: 12:43pm On Mar 30, 2021
quentin06:
Show us pictures of J town, lets know why we have to come and invest our hard earned cash, no good roads, no infrastructure all we see is a bunch of hoodlums in black t shirt sitting under trees drinking burukutu.

Learn from other states like kano, kaduna, lagos , and Ebonyi that really showcase their states, ( very important for people who left those states years ago)
Josites have no problem with you guys, you only worry yourselves because you were born to live in hate

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