geoworldedu:
He called mine first. Check.

Ehhen nah.. yours is a fool! confirm

spiceadole:
I was 26 and not married.
My mum repeatedly embarrassed me with:

-You are a source of shame to me.
-All my mates have sons-in-law and grandchildren.
-Menopause is approaching.Its a pity
-Hope you are not a lesbian.
-Are you into prostitution that you have refused to marry?
-Your mates post pictures of themselves with their husbands and children on Facebook & WhatsApp.Where is your own? You are still posting single pictures.

And so many hurtful statements.

I was struggling in my final year in medical school.
But she was more interested in me getting married.

I got married 2 years after during my housemanship.

Our relationship has been kinda strained..especially after I relocated to UK.

I only just send her money...We don't talk much.


I have 2 kids now..Her grandchildren.
I love my mum.I miss her though but I haven't forgotten.

We all have different ideas of how messages should be passed across.. I believe that's the best way she knew how to.. so, you can't really blame people for how they were brought up, u just have to understand them coz, the most important thing is that she had your best interest at heart

geoworldedu:
Just as you and your momma are double foools.

Stop calling his mother a fool.. pls show some respect

whytediamond:
It shall never be well with whoever married the north and south together.

Lugard, you. You Lugard you

Sorry! E don beta finish for am.

May God bless you more

I don't care about free electricity I only want a stable power supply..
Maybe we should just swallow our pride and allow a foreign company to manage these things coz apparently Nigerians are more concerned with politics than development
You can't expect miracle from Nigerian politicians, they are all the same

od501:


All these pre-mature! Now you have exhibited your stupidity, are you ok now?!

Seriously, segun should introduce age requirement before one could signin g up.

I'd rather be immature and stay positive than be mature and totally negative in my thoughts..

Anyway, this is Nairaland.. any waanker can give relationship advice & still talk on maturity

DipoAy:

Adobe photoshop
Adobe illustrator.
In the world today, there are arguments that photoshop is better than Corel and it’s more productive. Now, I’m not saying Corel isn’t good because I’ve seen works done on Corel that amazed me but it would be good to learn photoshop too. If you can try learn both and also it depends on the niche of graphics design you wish to venture into. Put in your time and the Internet is ready to help you

Nice, I appreciate... I'm going to try and learn both ..I'll also let you know when I'm making good progress.. Thanks..

od501:


Oga na format oo... Wait till after marriage.

Dude.. shut up, e don do!

OJURONGBE1:
If she keeps many male friends, sign that she sleeps with few of them .

If she keeps in touch with all her ex ,even to the extent of cooking for one of them on his birthday, my brother take your share and look away.

If she tells you he's my uncle ,he took me to a strip club and protect me while his friends are around. Paddy break up with her .
End time women !

Dude, I concur

DipoAy:


YouTube is one very good learning place. Look up videos for the software you want to use. The first thing is understanding how software work and understanding the interface. When you know this basics, you’d be able to see other artists finished jobs and try imagine how they were done. Even in this present age, some people don’t know there’s something known as photo manipulation. So learn the basics. Also there is Udemy,cousera and other paid learning sites you can get tutorial videos from. You can also get videos free from there sometimes if you’re lucky. In learning design, I’d advice you stick to videos and don’t do much books. Don’t get me wrong, I’m learning principles and methods and the likes, books are good. (E.g branding,) but in just understanding the interface, try use videos. I hope I’ve been able to help

Thanks a lot man.. this is quite enlightening & I'll definitely try these out. I'm currently learning corel draw. If it's not too much to ask, I'd like you to suggest other softwares that can be helpful too. Thanks

Hey bro, I really admire your work, it's inspiring.. I just got a personal laptop and I'm looking to learn graphics online just like you did, can you pls suggest some helpful materials and where I can get them, I'll be really grateful if you can help. Thanks

CsRockefeller:




Anon: My girl was chatting with a guy on watsapp.
Nairalanders: Dump her she's a hoe, she's a slut, simp like u, idiot!!

Anon: My wife has stopped cooking for me what can I do?
Nairalanders: She's cheating, getting a good dick outside, divorce her!!

Anon: I want to marry a single mother, I love her, what do u think?
Nairalanders: You're a beta male, shes a hoe with a wide p***y, her body count is up to 20, she can never forget her baby daddy.

Anon: I met a man, I like him but he doesn't spend on me.
Nairalanders: Olosho, go work, what do u offer except ur p***y, anyway dump him, he doesnt love u, you are rhe side chick.

Men bless the day I discovered this site. People here crack me up everyday.

I'm telling you bro

Quite educative.. thanks

MorataFC:
Haaaa, Imagine surviving all the multiple unprotected sexx only to come and die from just one Unprotected handshake


#COVID19NIGERIA

Hahaha .. I've been thinking about this for a while

julioralph:

Why are you quoting after several weeks ?
You're incredulous. And your arguement lacks basis.

Ok boss

butanep:



Disgrace to yourself. It's my Life. Look @ you. I'm an hypocrite like you. I tell you my mind.

You call me hypocrite, yet you are the one boasting of being a Christian even with your corrupt mindset

julioralph:

You, just like some folks on NL, clearly lack basic comprehension skills.

I fully support the BBC documentary. The only ish here is about her safety, she should have kept a low profile.... at least for a while. That's what I'm about Okay??

Dude, here is someone who is willing to die for a just course and the best you can do is criticize her? ..you shouldn't expect everyone to always be as fearful as you

You guys are awesome..
Please where can I download old movies for free?

ednut1:
Madam kemi and her wahala

The woman is just a two-faced psycho,
i believe she's simply jealous that Kiki is taking her shine

OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Imagine Nigerians! And we want to progress? Welcome to the country in which it is wrong to report crime, the state that turns upon bravery and patriotism.

And to think that someone up there is saying some shit about respecting Kemi says a lot. Kemi that turned upon EFCC when that fraudster was detained. Dumb citizens. Later they say it's the government.

This country taya me abeg

julioralph:

I fully agree with you.

you agree with your type

GEJDHERO:
make concrete efforts to get students that he has slept with or trying to sleep with ,try and plant secret cameras.

you are a typical Nigerian (Backwardness)

Earthquake3:
After voting Buhari you reject Ruga

What do you mean by that, Atiku was a Fulani too ..did we have a better choice? If you must know, most people did not come out to vote because of this

Iykopee:
After voting for buhari you want to reject Ruga? They haven't seen a thing yet from the terrorist president

How would you know that the election was not rigged... we're you in plateau to monitor the election?

Balkan:
All these middle belt people deserve what they are getting

Is this how narrow minded you are? ... i hope you know it's only a matter of time b4 it gets to your hometown, then u can confess that u deserve it for suporting this nonsense when it first started in the middle belt.... we Nigerians are just so full of hatred

madmohamed:
where is that man call Gowon they should call hem for help. Nntoo

You are very stupid. ...

Bede2u:
And there u have it folks. A thread was praising the honesty and good nature of northerners a while ago...and then boom..their real nature surfaces here.

Truth is that the north of nigeria is a region no country should pray to have....their mentality is the mentality the world should move away from.

Another truth is that I hate yorubas for hating Igbos...but believe me...i will choose a yoruba b4 i choose an hausa. I will rather be in a country with yorubas than be in a country with northerners. I will rather live in osun than live in taraba.

When a culture is built on intolerance...it is gone. The intolerance in the east and west dey learn work where the intolerance in the north of nigeria dey.

Senior man! I believe the north has more than 200 tribes & different cultures & religions as well. .. your comment shows that you don't care about that and you'd rather condem a whole region than address the real issue there.. please change

do women also take drugs to have sex?

Shayetet13:
Ofcourse, when grazing lots and ranches are established, there will be no need to restrict someone else's movement. The only reason those states enacted those laws under duress was because the herders killed so many of their farmers during Buhari tenure and Buhari did nothing. "Desperate times require desperate measures". But with a proactive Atiku who believes in prevention, those desperate laws will no longer be necessary. He, Atiku will start by disarming the herdsmen and educating them on need for ranching. A full prevention circle, will make the problems go away. Hope you all got it now? You are welcome!

You comment has shown that you'd rather die bending the truth for your party than speak the truth and save your life..

op u are quite lucky 2 have parents. .. if they don't show u enough love and understanding, i think maybe you should teach them and try to 4get what they did wrong in the past... you are a big girl now & i believe u can teach them a few things