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Politics / Re: Residents Flee Benue Community Over Resurgence Of Herdsmen’s Attacks, Killings by bammo: 11:14am On Mar 14, 2023
OneCandleAway:
Since they voted for APC they should accept whatever comes their way

Until they learn to understand that it is the duty of the government to protect them and if they fail to do that they must be voted out.

I expect them to even stone any APC person that comes to campaign. Just like Amechi said. But no, you decide to reinforce failure and expect me to be sympathetic to you?
You must be the foöl to believe that apc worn benue. APC is the least popular party in venue state
Politics / Re: What Did Buhari, Emefiele New Naira Notes & Cashless Policy Achieve? by bammo: 9:17am On Mar 14, 2023
Moh247:
cool



Sifia pain

No cash, No light, Expensive fuel,

Last time I experienced anything similar to these was during Abacha regime and international sanctions and embargo was placed on Nigeria


As wicked as they claim Abacha was, he gave us alternative

We had power supply,
Local refinery produced poor quality petrol, diesel and kerosene
We drank cold Zobo and Kunu when Coca-cola was expensive
Maize and millet were in surplus to replace Thailand rice
Sawdust stoves gave cheaper fire


.
doesn't sound like an option 😯
Politics / Re: Which Tribe Donated This Blood Today? by bammo: 12:28pm On Mar 10, 2023
LeoDeKing:

The emboldened is the more reason a particular tribe will never go close to the point.

Pretty sure you know the tribe if you are not one.
You are nothing but garbage
Politics / Re: Which Tribe Donated This Blood Today? by bammo: 12:25pm On Mar 10, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Well, I may not know the tribes that donated.

But what I know for sure is a tribe that will never donate except money is involved.

If money is not involved, just forget it.

Shebi I no mention particular tribe. But they know themselves and will certainly respond, most likely with insult.
Just shut up
Family / Re: Newly Married Lady Got Stuck In Sex With Another Man In School Caught By Husband by bammo: 7:32am On Jan 27, 2023
irunoko:
lol who told you it doesn't happen to unmarried couples? cheesy
Give me one instance
Family / Re: Newly Married Lady Got Stuck In Sex With Another Man In School Caught By Husband by bammo: 2:39am On Jan 23, 2023
irunoko:
Africans and superstitions


It's penis captivus
Can you explain why this only happens when the women is being unfaithful?
Family / Re: I'm Finally Kicking My Husband Out Of My House. Enough Is Enough by bammo: 7:04am On Nov 12, 2022
Richy4:
Wetin sweet me well well for the whole gist na I want to build an Estate aspect...
Who says Nigerians no get money even after covid...Carry go dear
smiley
Dude, no be only Osborne estate be estate ooo.
Even 5 million can build estate
Family / Re: I Made A Widow Smiled Last Night. by bammo: 8:59pm On Nov 11, 2022
feranmi143:
Yo fish, you have done what is right but posting it online ain't a good sh!t, you could have done it without posting this, to me you did not help her, you did that to make us think you are nice, but you ain't. B*R*F*Y*A. let say it the other way round, will you love to see this as the woman,
Don't you like good news?
Why the bitterness for heaven sake
Family / Re: I Made A Widow Smiled Last Night. by bammo: 8:56pm On Nov 11, 2022
Winning123:
Do not be like the Pharisee who love the praise of men. Do it in secret and your heavenly Father who sees in secret will reward you. You already get your reward, that is men's praises
What about when he announce it to motivate others to do same? Why are you guys so quick to condemn like the Pharisees you mentioned
Family / Re: Update: How Can I Reduce The Hatred I Have For My Cousin Brother? by bammo: 10:10pm On Nov 08, 2022
Oduduwa707:
Hausa pple and their pedophilia behaviors.

The Mallam you're about to report to sef fit have a 10yr old as his wife... grin

Mohammed sef no carry last for such behavior. undecided
Guy relax.
he's only asking for advice so.. no need for stereotype.
Family / Re: Update: How Can I Reduce The Hatred I Have For My Cousin Brother? by bammo: 10:04pm On Nov 08, 2022
nkwuocha:
angry


You father have a shared history of sexual perversion in your family.You need to begin to ask him some very deep questions.Ask him if this is the first instance of that!If he said ,tell him you don't believe that.And you will go any length to find out why it's happening.

Go to his mother,your grandma and voice this out.Ask her if this sexual perversion has happened before,ask your uncle.All this questions will make them begin to feel uneasy or bittered,bit don't bother.Keep asking them like you don't believe they are saying the truth.Do this so that when you start pummeling that guy,the anger will turn to their own shame and disgrace.


Secondly, you must be very careful with the boys mother.Its clear from here she is very diabolic and evil.I won't be surprised she killed her husband so she can marry the officer.It may be a planned job... and taking out other wives so as to be in charge of properties.She is likey to arm you if you step on her toes.Be careful!



As for her son, the best way to that boy out of the house is when you start being the attacker rather than the defender.When you beat him, make sure you cause a scene that attracts non-family members.When people asks what the matter keep telling them to ask the one being beaten.If he looks at your sisters,beat him.If he talks o then,beat him.If he calls them ,beat him, if he enters their room beat him, if he touch their clothes beat him,if he calls their name beat him.Make sure you drag him out of the house like a thief first before dealing with him.The Shame of having to explain what he did everytime will make him leave.

Don't best him in the house,make sure you drag him out of the house and begin to pummel him,even your father will find a lasting solution out of shame.
You guys are saying beat him.
What if the guy is stronger than him.
Abi una forget say stubborn guys dey normally strong
Education / Re: Am I Wasting My Time? by bammo: 12:26am On Nov 06, 2022
From what you posted, I don't see much that indicate u are a failure.
In case you don't hear this often, "you are on the right path in life". Don't let people's shallow view of you affect your energy and preclude you from being what you are meant to be. What most people do not understand is that everyone is created differently to suit different life purposes. If you were not the way you are, maybe you wouldn't have been so successful in your education. Keep being positive about the steps you take because only the wisest make such choices in time.
Software engineering is very interesting and might take years to know much. But you are still young, you've got time, don't rush it and don't give up.

I would like you to search the internet for some self-help books. They'll help improve your mental state and make you view life in a much different way.
The law of human nature by Robert greene is a great book that everyone should read at one point.

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Education / Re: Please Is First Class Really Worth It(i Need Help) by bammo: 11:29pm On Nov 05, 2022
There's no true gain or gratification that comes from stealing or shortcuts.
You will be more proud of earnings that come through legit hard work than money you steal from people that simply trust you.
Family / Re: Should I Anonymously Help My Ex Sugar Daddy Wife by bammo: 9:45pm On Nov 05, 2022
Madampauline:
Back in the days I dated a married man I was 19 he was 35 married with kids.

He had done a lot for me, thanks to him I am in Europe now he has done everything for me.

I broke his heart after moving in Europe in 2011, I blocked him and moved on with my life.

I am happily married since 2015 with 2 beautiful children.

I learned that he passed away this year march and his wife and five children have nowhere to stay.

She is actually staying in church with 2 children while the other 3 are with relatives.

I feel so sad and I want to help her with accommodation and will give her money for business, I want to do know anonymously because if she knows it is me who want to help her I don't think she will accept the money.

Should I do it anonymously or I should let her know I am the one who want to help her.

Advice me please

You must have f*cked her up in many ways for you to want to be anonymous.

My humble advice is that you send her a warm apology letter attached with a decent amount of money . Bare your heart out in the letter. I believe that's the only way you can both truly have peace.

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Phones / Re: Twitter: Anyone Suspended For Minor Or Dubious Reasons Will Be Reinstated - Musk by bammo: 9:42am On Oct 29, 2022
KingSatan:
I anticipate the return of Donald Trump.


Power is a fine wine. Drink a glass or more but never get intoxicated.


Congratulations Musk.
Na your quote be this?
E strong o
Romance / Re: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by bammo: 7:47pm On Oct 26, 2022
I'm proud of you bro!
I hope you succeed in doing away with this for good

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Health / Re: I Might Be Impotent by bammo: 2:15pm On Oct 25, 2022
falcon01:
alot of grey areas n your write up, what do you see when a Gay person is mentioned? It's psychological and yet biological let's say I have gay sex and get hooked then I'm just curious person with no morals, but a gay person is one who is only attracted to same gender there's no in-between they view the opposite gender exactly how you view the same gender. Yes there are people who are gay just for selfish reasons but I think we are talking about 2 different types of people here those who do it because it's the only thing they can do thats who they are and those who do it because they can do it ir ain't bound by any morals religious or societal Norm. That been said Homosexuality has been in existence since the appearance if man in this world people do it, people are doing it and people will do it there ain't nothing you can do about it. There are normal people, there are mad people the world ain't perfect there's a defect.
Homosexuality is a disorder and this people need help but since they ain't harming Nobody that's why it's not considered a disorder.

P.S I did not say he is gay, I said he might be gay and that's my personal suggestion. I might be wrong but his predicament doesn't seem to be a problem to me I just here to give my own 2 cents.
Okay keep suggesting pls. Be kind enough to extend the suggestion to your future sons. Tell them they might even need boobs. Tell them to aim very low when they are distressed.
Health / Re: I Might Be Impotent by bammo: 7:48am On Oct 25, 2022
falcon01:
people like me? Come on, you don't know what you are saying. There's alot of deadly diseases from straight or gay relationships and did I ask him to experiment on been gay? Why don't you read to understand? And yes he could be Gay and I'll say that again you are having trouble maintaining an erection with a woman a@ain't that a sign you don't find women attractive? Attraction comes from the heart so he has to you think people come online to seek for help? Some people are just looking for something to prove to themselves that they are not what they hate maybe he hates Gays but he is gay and he comes here create a topic so that hell get advice that's not related to been gay. And about Gays that's not a western trend, I know of a boy while growing up he has always liked boys that's way before we know of the Internet. Now I ain't saying I support the lifestyle but there are people who are genuinely born like that it may be a defect or something but there are people like that. So if this guy is gay why not allow him to find peace withing himself rather than struggling with the truth?

I personally consider homosexuality as a disorder and they need help not discrimination and hate
And I'm referring to normal individuals having sexuality problems not idiots like Bob risky and James brown

Once had an experience of people telling me I could be gay when I was younger simply because I used to be soft. It took a miracle to keep me from experimenting the act.
Yes there might be people born that way, and I think they should be respected the way they are. But I believe it is dangerous to tell people they might be gay because that's the first step of transition. Every one has the tendency to turn gay. You probably don't know this because you've never experimented the act and you've never been sexually abused by a man b4.
It's better to keep homosexuality at a minimum because there are much more diseases that stem from homosexuality than heterosexuality.
Health / Re: I Might Be Impotent by bammo: 6:07am On Oct 25, 2022
falcon01:
some people are having trouble discovering themselves, some people don't want to accept who they are especially religious one or when you live in a society that consider the lifestyle a disgusting one. It doesn't matter who he is or what he feels he wants deep down how does he feel? That's why I asked him how he feels about the same gender. Been gay now Is not a big deal more and more people are embracing the lifestyle so if he's gay that's his problem.
The dude said he's been masturbating all his life (obviously not to gay porn)
But you are coming out to tell him he could be gay!! You see, this is how most gays are created. Because people like you go about telling people to experiment these things because you follow too much Western trend. Do you realize how much diseases came from homosexual relationships? Deadly diseases.
Health / Re: I Might Be Impotent by bammo: 9:36pm On Oct 24, 2022
falcon01:

This is exactly why you should not masturbate too much, only when required. You've successful taught your body how to be excited without the touch of a woman to the point that a womans touch doesn't move you and youve destroyed the sensitivity of your Male reproductiveorgan. Well you'll have to stop masturbation learn to feel attracted to the opposite gender because at this point you've been psychologically damaged. Just stop it by any means, stop it! Feel the touch of your partner and rekindle the feeling inside you and also eat well and drink alot of water.

***Modified

Come to think of it, Maybe you are just gay. How do you feel about the same gender?
You made a lot of sense until you mentioned gay.
He's not gay. Don't ever say such words to anyone! ever!! If he was gay, he wouldn't need your help finding out

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Food / Re: How Is Kilishi Made? (pics) by bammo: 8:15pm On Oct 22, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Kilishi is just normal beef. The secret is to masticate it with aboki saliva to get that texture.

It has to be aboki saliva that's why no other tribe can prepare it just like Afonja ewedu and gbegiri.
Mumu.
You don't seem to realize how your föölish comments Foster wide hatred. It's poverty I blame not you.
Politics / Re: Wike: PDP Owes Nigerians An Apology Over Atiku’s Ethnic Comment by bammo: 7:46pm On Oct 17, 2022
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??



Things to remove from your life right now

- Over-thinking
- Living in the past
- Bad sleeping habit
- Trying to please everyone
- Thinking you’re not good enough
- Sacrificing your happiness for vanities


lipsrsealed
Bros! Like say you dey inside my head

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Romance / Re: If You Were To Marry By Profession, Who Would You Marry? by bammo: 7:41pm On Oct 17, 2022
Romanoff:
I never considered profession before I got married.

I just needed the person to have sense. That was the most important for me.
Must you spoil everything cheesy
Religion / Re: The Proliferation Of Unknown Tongues In Modern Gospel Music by bammo: 7:44pm On Oct 16, 2022
Yampotatocarrot:


We dey the same boat... Funny part is those who cram Mbaka's own and use it when they're praying

Then, those of us that know the song will be like, "is this guy praying in tongues or repeating the tongues Mbaka said in one of his songs?"
Hmmn.. May God have mercy.
Religion / Re: The Proliferation Of Unknown Tongues In Modern Gospel Music by bammo: 2:33pm On Oct 16, 2022
Tobechuckwu:


I'm being sincere with you here
Speaking in tongues is not an issue for born again Christian. If u start having issues with speaking in tongues, then check ur salvation very well.

Apart from when the holy ghost came down in d day in the book of Acts, that was the only time pple heard them speaking in their language bcuz they needed to be saved.
Check carefully, all through the book of Acts where pple heard them speak in their native language when they spoke in tongues.
The OP clearly stated that he is not against speaking in tongues. The issue is that, many Nigerian gospel singers have formed the habit of incorporating it in popular Gospel songs which is meant for everyone to consume. Didn't the Bible speak against using the gift this way?
Don't you think this will cause lots of people to abuse it just to look cool?

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Religion / Re: The Proliferation Of Unknown Tongues In Modern Gospel Music by bammo: 11:29am On Oct 16, 2022
Tobechuckwu:


Do u believe in Jesus Christ?
The Bible says these signs shall follow them that believe "they shall speak with new tongues".
If u are born again Christian, u should receive the holy ghost with evidence of speaking in tongues.

The Bible says "He that speaks in an unknown tongues speaks to God and not men.

That u don't speak in tongues doesn't make it fake or bad, don't hate on born again Christian who do. They received the word of God with gladness of heart.
That u choose not to receive it is nobody's fault.
You are accusing the OP of things he did not say or imply. The problem here is that, you have already formed an opinion of him based on mere sentiment.
The OP has raised fair questions which shows that he is concerned for the future of the church. Why don't you examine the questions and try to come up with a more cogent response.

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Religion / Re: The Proliferation Of Unknown Tongues In Modern Gospel Music by bammo: 10:34am On Oct 16, 2022
I've always wondered the same.
In my case I don't speak in tongues. So, I often wonder if it's okay for me to say those unknown words while mimicking a song.
What are listeners like me supposed to do with such informations.

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Romance / Re: When A Lady Hardly Wears Bra And Goes Around Bra Less She Doesn't Care What You by bammo: 11:19am On Sep 16, 2022
[quote author=Wordsfrombimpe post=116717790][/quote]
Plssssssssssssssssss I'm begging you Bimpe angry
Romance / Re: When A Lady Hardly Wears Bra And Goes Around Bra Less She Doesn't Care What You by bammo: 11:03am On Sep 16, 2022
Wordsfrombimpe:
You could have scroll pass my timeline

I never ask for your opinions period

Just shatap

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Health / Re: Nigerian Man Shares His Painful Experience With Monkeypox Virus (Graphic Video) by bammo: 6:35am On Sep 11, 2022
ZombieSlayer1:
I want to ask questions concerning the rubbish going on in Nairaland

Why does it seem like the Yorubas and Igbos are the only tribes who are always squabbling here?

Why does it seem like the Yorubas bear animosity towards the Igbos but the other tribes don't?

Why is it that on any thread concerning a crime involving an Igbo man or Igbo land, the Yorubas will take over the entire front page castigating the entire Igbo tribe but you hardly see same on threads concerning Yorubas?

The Yorubas are the only tribe I've seen here who wish the total decimation of any other tribe, why is it so? I've not seen any Northern leader threaten to throw people from other tribes into the lagoon.
What's really going on here
The fact that you don't see the igbos doing the same thing shows you must be full of sh*t

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