₦airaland Forum

ObaOlodo:
Free advice pal... Do your best for a First Class, but dnt kill yourself over it. Its not worth dying for.
Academic prowess opens doors for you, but that's all it does!! You gotta develop many other skills to soar you through life and sustain your professional life.
Don't purse a First class to extents of missing those vital skills!

BTW, I am well qualified to tip you on making a First-class....

RESPECT!!!

bismillahi rahmanir raheeem....asalamu alaikum dear brother
u said u av deleted d songs on ur fone, Alhamdulilah dats a beautiful beginning bt u should be the one to work towards purifying ur self and ur heart so that Allah could be pleased with you...lemme share this verse with you
"Remember Allah abundantly, in order
that you become successful" Quran
(Surah 8: Verse 45)
this means you shoul engage youself in acts dat make u remember Allah more often...like recitin the quran, reciting dhikr like..subhanallah, Alhamdulilah, Allahu akbar, Astaghfirullah and the likes and inshaa Allah you will b succesfull May Allah make it easy for you and make us all inhabitants of jannah in the hereafter


i stand to b corrected!

A NASEEHA to ME and YOU!!

OUR PHONES ......................

One of the hardest task in this 21st century is for the youths to spend 30 mins without "touching" their phones!

Almost everyone is now a phone addict.

It's the last thing you touch before you sleep at night.

It's the first thing you touch when you wake up at dawn

Some even put earpiece on their ears overnight.

Some still wake at night to download films but they can't wake up for tahajud.

Some are always "online" chatting.

As early as 6am they are online and they remain online till midnight.

They have thousands of friends online whom they chat with but they don't relate with their families at home.

They isolate themselves in their rooms.

Some argue till midnight about aqeedah issues, yet by fajr time, he is sleeping and snoring.

Immediately after the tasleem in salat, you see people pressing their phones again, no time for adhkaar!

As if all their past and future sins have already been forgiven!

When accidents happen, instead of saving lives, you see people snapping the victims with their phones.

When a house is burning, instead of quenching it, you see people snapping so as to be the first to upload it on social network.

When a person loses a loved one, instead of thinking about the funeral issues, the first thing the person does is to upload the news on social network perhaps to get
comments!

We are so addicted to phones, we even chat when we are on motorcycles.

Some still chat in the exam halls.

Some play games with their phones in the masjid.

# Subhanallah
Some watch films in the masjid.
What a fitnah befalling the Ummah.

Along the road, some keep pressing their phones, until perhaps they narrowly dodge an accident or until a banana peel slips them.

Even when we have guests, we still concentrate on our phones than our guest.

Some ignore their spouses because they are chatting with "mere friends" on Facebook!

Some use Suratul Asr to hasten their salat because of their phones, not knowing that Suratul Asr is talking about spending time in righteous deeds.

Many are those whose phones have made them "hypocrites". Many are those whose phones are leading them to hellfire
Because of your phone, you are the last person to come to Juma'ah and you are always the first
person to leave!

Allah said, 'Closer and closer to mankind comes their judgement, yet they don't take heed, and they turn away' (Sura Al-Anbiyaa vs 1)

Sheik Uthaymeen rahimahuLlah said, Whoever does not spend his time for the sake of Allah, what is better for him is DEATH!

May Allah forgive our numerous sins, ameen.

Please educate others, May Allaah reward your efforts, ameen.

wonderfulll pls continue

OAU clearance and registration details for
newly
admitted 2014/2015 students have been
announced. All newly admitted students of
the
Obafemi Awolowo University are hereby
informed.
For the newly admitted OAU
students,below are
the credentials you should get ahead of
your
clearance.
Bring along the original and four (4)
photocopies
of the following documents:
(1) WAEC/NECO/GCE O’level result(s)
(2) Birth Certificate/Sworn Declaration of
Age
(3) Admission letter (printed with #1,000
JAMB
E- facility card)
(4) UTME Original result slip (also be
printed with
another #1,000 JAMB E-facility card)
(5) Post UTME result/Pre-degree final
result
Uponsuccessful access to the E-portal
with your
JAMB reg. no. Print out the following
documents
and also provide the original and 4
photocopies
of
each:
(6) Notification of Admission
(7) Bio-data form
(Course registration form
(9) Hostel Slip (optional).
Note – This is just to get you prepared,
other
updates will follow as the registration
commences

der is ds rumour on payment of departmental fees abeg is it true?

Top 10 Facts About
Nigeria


10. Most Populous Country in
Africa

Nigeria is the most populous
country in Africa and the 8 th
most populous in the world with
a population of more than 160
million people. The next African
country to come close is Ethiopia
with a population count of 84
million. That is just about half of
Nigerian population .
See Also: Interesting Facts
about Nigerian People and
Culture
9. More Than 250 Ethnic Groups
Nigeria has more than 250 ethnic
groups however, there are 3
dominant tribes: the Ibo (Igbo) ,
Hausa- Fulani and Yoruba which
make up 18 % , 29 % and 21%
respectively.


8. Christianity and Islam Are The
2 Major Religions

The major religion in Nigeria are
Christianity and Islam. About half
of the Yorubas are Christians and
half Muslim, though many
maintain traditional beliefs . The
Igbos in the southeast are mostly
Christian; The Hausa /Fulani in
the northern Nigeria are mostly
Islamic and dominated by the
Hausa- Fulani ethnic group.
Southern Nigeria is more
westernized and urbanized than
the north, with the Yoruba in the
southwest and the Igbo in the
southeast.


7. Niger River is West Africa’ s
Largest River .

The longest and largest river in
West Africa is the river Niger
from where Nigeria derives her
name . River Niger spans about
4, 180 km (2 ,600 mi) from its
source is in the Highlands
of Guinea in
southeastern Guinea . It courses
in a crescent through Mali , Niger ,
on the border with Benin and then
through Nigeria , and eventually
emptying into the Gulf of Guinea
in the Atlantic Ocean after
passing through a massive delta ,
known as the Niger Delta or
the Oil Rivers .


6. One of the Oldest Locations of
Human Existence

Evidence from archaeological
discoveries have shown that
there was a history of human
existence in Nigeria which has
been dated to as far back as
9000 BC . The Nok civilization
(around 500 BC -200 AD) is the
earliest known civilization here.
Bonus: Interesting Facts about
South Africa,


5. Home Of Nollywood

Nollywood is the name given to
the Nigerian movie industry and
it has recently been ranked the
second largest producers of
movies in the world; just trailing
behind Bollywood ; the Indian film
industry and ahead of America ’s
Hollywood. Nollywood produces
up to 200 movies every single
week and her movies has won
half of the yearly awards for best
picture since 2005 .


4. Largest Diversity of Butterfly

Nigeria boasts in being the most
suitable habitat for the worlds
largest diversity of the most
colorful creatures – the
butterflies. It is widely believed
that the areas surrounding
Calabar, Cross River State in the
southern part of the
country harbors the world’ s
largest diversity of butterflies .


3. Ogun State Has The Highest
Number of Universities in
Nigeria

Ogun State is one of the states in
the western part of the country
and it has a total of nine
registered universities , making it
the state with the highest number
of Universities in Nigeria


2. The Longest Bridge in Africa

The Third Mainland Bridge ( in
Lagos State ) connecting Lagos
Island to the mainland is the
longest bridge in Africa— it
measures about 11 .8 km . The
bridge starts
from Oworonshoki which is
linked to the Apapa -
Oshodi express way and Lagos-
Ibadan express way, and ends at
the Adeniji Adele Interchange on
Lagos Island. There is also a link
midway through the bridge that
leads to the Herbert Macaulay
Way, Yaba . The bridge was built
by Julius Berger Nigeria PLC and
opened by President Ibrahim
Babangida in 1990,


1. Largest Producers of Crude
Oil

Nigeria is the 12th largest
producer of crude oil in the world
(averaging 2, 525 ,000 barrels per
day ) and the 8th largest
exporter. Nigeria has the 10 th
largest proven reserves of
petroleum worldwide . Petroleum
plays an important role in the
country’s economy and
contributes to more than 85% of
the total government ’s revenue

Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein changed the world of
science with his brilliant work in
theoretical physics. His theories,
equations and ideas became the stuff
of legend and his image is known
around the world.


Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton developed the theory of
universal gravitation as well as his
famous three laws of motion, forever
leaving his mark on physics,
astronomy and mathematics.


Galileo Galilei

Italian scientist Galileo developed
telescopes and used them to make
revolutionary observations about our
solar system, discovering new objects
like the moons that orbit Jupiter.


Charles Darwin

Charles Darwin introduced the idea of
natural selection to the world, backing
up his theories on evolution with
substantial observational data
recorded on his long sea voyages.


Johannes Kepler

Johannes Kepler was a famous
German astronomer and
mathematician who made a number of
scientific breakthroughs including his
three laws of planetary motion.


Louis Pasteur

French chemist and microbiologist
Louis Pasteur created a new level of
understanding regarding
microorganisms, the causes of
disease and disease prevention.


Ernest Rutherford

Often referred to as the father of
nuclear physics, New Zealand born
chemist Ernest Rutherford won a Nobel
Prize in chemistry, developed a new
model of the atom and mentored other
scientists.


Jane Goodall

Jane Goodall is known for her life long
study of the behavior of chimpanzees
in social situations as well as being a
tireless animal rights advocate and
humanitarian.


Michael Faraday

What British physicist and chemist
Michael Faraday lacked in formal
education he more than made up for
with brilliant experimental techniques
and revolutionary electromagnetism
ideas.


Edwin Hubble

Edwin Hubble was a major contributor
in the field of astrophysics, helping
open our eyes to the idea of other
galaxies. He was honored by NASA
who named the Hubble Space
Telescope after him.


Pierre & Marie Curie

The husband and wife combination of
Pierre & Marie Curie contributed much
to science through both their own
individual work and their combined
research efforts in the field of
radioactivity.


James Maxwell

Scottish physicist James Maxwell
brought together the ideas of
electromagnetic fields, describing
their nature in publications such as ‘A
Dynamic Theory of the
Electromagnetic Field’.


Stephen Hawking

British theoretical physicist Stephen
Hawking is famous for his work on
black holes. He also wrote books such
as ‘A Brief History of Time', enabling
a wide audience to appreciate his
ideas.


Aristotle

Aristotle's famous work covered many
subjects. He wrote about philosophy,
politics, logic and music as well as
developing many new and influential
scientific ideas.



Nikola Tesla

Nikola Tesla contributed to physics
and engineering with a range of
futuristic inventions, dramatic
demonstrations and the development
of alternating current electricity.
Nicolaus Copernicus
At a time when astronomers believed
the Earth was at the center of the
Universe, Nicolaus Copernicus
developed a radical new theory, kick
starting modern astronomy in the
process.


Leonardo da Vinci

Leonardo da Vinci was more than just
an incredible artist. Read about his
studies of the human body, his
fascination with flight and his many
futuristic designs and sketches.

Girl:- baby pls I want to fix my
hair I want you to give me
some money to do that.
The guy goes into his draw,
takes out #10,000 gives it to her and say
Boy:- baby take this #10,000 I
know its small, but please
manage it.
The girls collects the money
counts it, and it is #10,000 as the boy
said. She removes
#1500, gives the remaining
#8500 back to the boy and say
Girl:- baby #1500 will be ok for
me. So take back this #8500
use it for something good, you don't have
to start spending
too much on me now. When
we get married, you can think
of doing that....
Does such girls exist in this Our Naija
Abeg If yes, where can I find one?

MissyDivah:
The Devil is a Liar..... Buhari and Osinbajo till when my boobs no longer get fresh milk #WeWantChange#

i just fell in love!

Horrlah:
I so understand their fears but God help us there would be no violence....m so tired of stayin at home

moroite.....how far narh

IgrigiMercenery:
**grins** Mr man stop fooling yourself, you work in an APC data center. Please start a thread on why buhari clamped down on the press. Your general is planning to curtail and censor the media and internet when he comes in. Can he take a fraction of the insults your dogs in the ApC throw at GEJ? No.

the people are sayin facts and ur takin it as insults.....y are dey talkin abt his familly? av dey ran out of strategies?

Dammytrager:
Abeg o, what foolish break do they want again, after all the breaks they have collected, Imagine we are in 2015 and They are still running the 2013/14 session, May 3rd must be feasible o, tired of staying at home o.

ahhhh help me tell dem we are tired oo

I finally made out time to watch the
N5million per hour Anti-
Buhari vitriolic documentary being aired
on AIT and NTA last
night. I have seen propaganda before, but
never seen such
irresponsible and divisive documentary of
the highest order.
President Goodluck Jonathan and his team
condescended so
low and threw human dignity to dogs;
decorum flew out of
the window.
After peddling all sorts of lies, rumours
and unfounded
propaganda and still nothing else to say to
complete and
justify the 1 hour N5million prime time
“documentlies”, they
now moved to attacking General
Muhammad Buhari’s family.
Why the hatred? What was the offence of
Late Mrs Buhari and
the late daughter being discussed in the
sad documentary?
There is something morbid about GEJ
campaign team. Its
either they are talking about GMB dying
soon or about his late
wife or late daughter. They just love
talking about death.
Why?
If you are reading my message and you
are either a parent or
one wishing to become a parent one day, I
pray that may you
not experience death of your child/
children...talkless of
being taunted and mocked!
Muhammad Buhari’s first daughter Zulai
passed away after
delivering a baby. Zulai Buhari, who was
40 died from sickle
cell anaemia. Buhari lost a lovely daughter
to death on
November 29, 2012 after battling with
sickle cell anaemia for
40 years! This is what Goodluck Jonathan
and PDP has turned
to campaign theme! Mocking the death of
Buhari’s daughter.
Not yet done with morbidity, they moved to
talk about
Buhari’s late wife who died in 2006. The
documentary
mentioned how he divorced his late wife
and some other beer
parlour gist.
Is this the sort of campaign we should be
getting from an
incumbent President when economy is
collapsing and
exchange rate is now out of control with $1
at N207?
Again, Muhammad Buhari has never
referred or attack
President Jonathan’s family. He has never
said Dame is
barren, he has never said GEJ has children
out of wedlock; he
has never blamed GEJ for bad drinking
habit. He only
concentrates on issue based campaign!
Let campaign be issue based and enough
of attacking
Buhari’s family.
MAY HER DEATH HUNT THOSE (PDP
AGENTS) THAT MOCK
HER IN DEATH.

Mmadukaku:
The illiterate one who keeps running from debate.
Indeed change has come.
#buharimustdebate
#nohidingforpabuhari
#showyourcertificate

Mmadukaku:
The illiterate one who keeps running from debate.
Indeed change has come.
#buharimustdebate
#nohidingforpabuhari
#showyourcertificate

ode!

Walspring:
How will God bless her for wasting her 1 million

Lets be serious at times... The 1 million can do something for people living within her
You must be a comedian or joker

how are u sure dat all her kids are not dead already?

• I missed the days of Apoche, cloths made
from
Chair materials.
• D days when we went to school, lined up
& D
headmistress & teachers inspects our
nails &
uniform & den we march to our classrooms
• D days of Computer Socks: U Remember
na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, sisi
pelebe, ekono
Gowon, baba dudu, Okin Round & Okin Four
Corner.
Iced Colored water tied in nylon we called
it
"condense".
• D days of Goody-Goody & Pako Biscuit.
• D days of Sakobi the snake girl, Nneka
the pretty
serpent, Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs
Salami, Agbo
lives in Calabar & in Yoruba class "obe
oba ba obo
oba"
• Chei, i remember those days when one
naira coin
na money, when groundnut was 50 kobo &
Choco
milo sweet was 25 kobo.
• D days of messing game, who is in d
garden, police
and thief.
• D days of mummy & daddy play :*
• D days when we used to build houses
with sand,
play suwe game, tinco tinco, Mr
Marcaroni, change
your style, pion pion pion (Gun sound), ten
ten,
skipping, stop! U remember nau.
• those days when we used to fly kites on
the streets,
when boys used to make use of d paint
bucket cover
as tire & their daddy's hanger as d
steering.
• Those days when rubber band was stock
exchange.
• D days when Votron, jumbo, power
rangers, ghost
busters was our favourite cartoons:
• D days of Limca soft drinks & Choco milo
advert on
black and white Tv & Sunday rendezvous
by
1:30pm...choi! i remember this 1
• when we say 'leke leke give me white
finger'
• Those days when Eleganza pen was d
best:
• D days wen we used to drink water from
d tap,
even suck out d water if its not coming:
• D days when NTA will show rainbow
color for 30
mins, then national anthem before they
resume
program.
• D days where basket sandals, Simbi nd
Kitto
sandals was d best.
• Days when we all sing sandalili sandalili
songs
DSTV has come no more old fun:
I'm really proud to have Experienced all
these, sure
u r 2..
if u av more u can post o!!! lets share old
experiences 2gether!

urhoboman:
It now serves as my international passport.
It has ATM
AC thermocool included
It has keke inbuilt for easy mobility

Infact since I got this new baby my life have not remain the same.

[quote author=urhoboman post=30050058]crazy guy!

vooks:
Allah is dumb,a stage magician, good for kids, atrocious for the brained

bro pls watch ur words...,nobody is forcing u to bliv

keep waitin bro... remain small

iheanyi40:
Ewu

pervert!

pwreshbawz:
lol wereyboi we just dey do dsame thing wey u dey do everyday

eeeyh i pity u

dajoyful:
we dey like dele

hope say una dey enjoy house!?

kristina1:
If am a guy,i wl just ignore her.

ur a guy!

for entering this thread ur mind has been perverted!! please go and change!!!

TreQuartista:
Phoneh don dey skata dis yeye oversabi OP head. . .

Pronunciation: /slapt/

Spelling: Slapped

When did pronunciation become substitute for spelling?

thanks for d correction

Lilboots:
Is it your father tongue ? ; . Just asking

Be nice!

Newkidoo:
It is slapped not slapt!!! Abeg stop this shit!! You go school na.. People outside nigeria are on nairaland!! Don't disgrace your fatherland!!

Haba!! Rubbish...

sorry sir ENGLISH is not my mother tongue