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ogorkojo:
Ughelli is just like warri. But warri is livelier. People from both places have d same characteristics. Owo na my highest o. I call it yellow-yellow or MTN.

but can you prepare it?

sinaj:
if ur sister or female community folks can't say or express themselves because they ain't bony enough to be called a model, SINAJ will express herself any day, anytime coz I have that RIGHT




Besides ur monica reads Bamza abi na Bamz nd I dnt remember mentioning u for any opinion
Xo hide ur inferiority self under ur skin

BUSYBODY

LOL calm down, a lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of a sheep.

sinaj:





D only impressive thing I see is the Owl

She's a former miss world.

If you can be among the last 10 contestants whenever you decide to give it a go... maybe you have the right to boldly criticise.

ogorkojo:
Oh! U are a visitor na. JJC levels never reach.

LOL well I think spend most of my time in a month there, I just don't have the luxury of moving around town like I want.

I've stayed with an Ijaw family and they're lovely. I love the Owo soup by the way. How would you describe Ughelli?

Ugosample:
You remember?

That was when men were kids.
It's all part of growing up.

I'm just smh at those slating them. When they're in their mid twenties, a lot of things would change.

ogorkojo:
Its just around Warri too.

Well easy for you to say. I'm a JJC to some extent.

LOL you guys should enjoy your youthfulness oh. There are some levels you'd get to and you won't be comfy doing all these things again.

Oh those days when boys will dress down and all cos they wanna see a movie at The Ozone.

Aigbofa:
This picture has been on the internet for a long time, and the guy is not a Nigerian but a Ghanaian.
The original story did not mention the guy being anywhere in Nigeria.

He even used my lovely state in his outlandish display of witlessness.

ogorkojo:
Hi Bamz, I live in Ughelli

Oh cool. Heard a bit about Ughelli. It's further inwards I think. Been to Sapele, and frequent Warri.

danbrowndmf:
you guys talk very funny. All those ur ' you no go sell this thing for me SHU'.

LOL I can relate with this. No matter how cool a Delta chick appears to be, that pidgin of theirs tend to ruin things for me atimes.

ogorkojo,
Hello
Where in Delta do you reside?

rickfreeman:
youre right, I actually have very high standards whenn looking for a babe. . . but G I've been doing well in school since like forever, (4.7 GPA) I play sports, Iand Im kind of athletic looking, and Im tall too. . . so what do you think I always do wrong?? Is it my confidence?

Hello mate,
Good to know you've been analysing yourself, and I hope the standards are very realistic ones.

I see we have common grounds. Look at it this way, people who aren't as intelligent and good looking as you, are in relationships, so why not you? Like I said wait for it.

Try to be friendly (as much as you can) with everyone you come across. Note this doesn't mean you'll be a talkative or a chatterbox. A simple hello and little chitchat with someone on a queue and things of that sort. It'll help you approach both sexes with that amiable disposition and open mindset. From this, you won't feel pressure approaching almost anyone. And maybe you're always trying to act cool 99% of the time. please tone it down, try to balance coolness/ego with friendliness.

Mariojane:
simple hello will be fine. Whatsup doesn't portrait you as a responsible mature guy. If you are saying whatsup it should be be close pals not a girl you are just meeting.

I get you. Just trying to play Devil's advocate.

I think there's no such thing as friendzone. Someone is into you or they're not. It's that simple.

rickfreeman:
Back when I was in secondary school all the girls I tried to get either rejected me or sent me to the friendzone As i dey now ehn. . . Im in 200L and I've never had a babe before. Chai! When oyibo pikin dey kiss at 10 years. Abeg somebody should come and help me out o

Look there's absolutely nothing wrong with you. Get out with good grades and you'll be tired of girls. There are some of us who won't random date, so maybe you fall into that category. It's not a race mate, wait for your time, wait for it.

babseg:
The man should be carrying her bag

If I hear

Why does his face look like this - ?

cokacoola:
are you light skin?

I'm laughing my butt off on this.
Great humor mate!

coolitempa:
I am seriously getting old.....went to corona over fifteen years ago......... ....I need to retire from exchanging ideas with miscreants on Nairaland..

LOL you see some comments and you just would face palm and shake your head.

The Nike kicks though!

NinaNigeria:
For de same reason y u get more female prositutes dan de male ones. Coz woman r strong dats all. Woman can handle anything. A woman can carry a heavy baby on her back, big bucket of water on her head, wood in her hands, and still bend down to make fire to make fire and cook wen she gets home. Still heaving de baby on her back. While de men just go hunting. A woman can carry a heavy baby for 9 months, have very painful contractions, after de nine months is done, she wil stil play de very same role of carrying heavy stuff while takin care of de new born, wake up a million times while others sleep, just to make sure dat de baby is fine, while she still plays service provider to de hubby. Hun, woman r powerful dats all. Dats y u can b dizzy after a few rounds, bt she can still take in more dan 20 clients in a day, if she is a love peddler without even getting tired, and if she realy takes good care of herself, u as de guy will nt even be able to notice dat 20 ppl came on de very same day befor u did. Guys, i think its high time everyone admits dat female species r very powerful beings

I was starting to enjoy your comment until the men just go hunting part and you somewhat come across as a feminist.

Mariojane:
Instead of a proper greeting they use 'whatsup' 'sup' 'baby' to start a chat.

Lol you want them to prostrate 'what's up? ' isn't bad, 'baby' however.

Zambux:
U jux wanna quote me...... Carry go

You make it sound like I get paid to quote you, this is a forum for Pete's sake. If you don't want to get quoted, then don't post.

Thermythorpe:
I am a combo of all except the absentee and incompetent corper.

End time corper with end time dp.

CaroLyner:
doubt you know what dismissive means

I was confused as well with the number of likes she garnered to boot.

Zambux:
If u ask me na who i go ask??

Can't you have a fine balance of humor and respect without coming across as a nuisance?

But then again what do I expect from a faceless forum.

johnnycrew:
Dynamo kiev won,the group is now very open,if we make the mistake of losing the last match we are out

A draw will suffice but we will win.

Friday18:
Chelsea trend just dry

because we're winning. Lol. Sod off mate

The OP is definitely asleep. He's not a Chelsea fan I presume.

Btw, Willian has scored 6 of 12 attempted free kicks in all competitions. Call him the free kick king.

Emeskhalifa:
Macabi never score chelsea back

Nawa oooo

You're in the wrong thread. Cower in shame, with your tail in between your legs and sod off.

We know what we are, Champions of England, we know what are are.

It's funny how Chelsea can still go to the next round topping the group in such a terrible season.

jascon1:
Worked in the oil and gas for three and a half years in Nigeria and nearly two years in Canada. I want to know what you're asking. Physical hazards/dangers or working conditions?

Hello bro...

Did you work in production or some other workgroup? Please be speicific, thanks