₦airaland Forum

rheether:
This is normal. The pig thinks the goat is sow.

Se oju e fo ni?

rheether:
Whats the big deal? Are you always handsome whenever you wake in the morning?

Yes, like a cuddly newborn

EverLily:
I want. Please coman do me

I enjoyed this stuff when I was very little. My brother is into body building and all. When I hear my name, I'll jejely climb his back as he does his morning press ups.

Who can do this thing to me abeg?

Lol you sound funny and playful.
Helloo butterfly!

fineguy11:
ignorant is bliss for u and your ilks.the US debt to GDP ratio is 96%,ours is less than 15%i.e simply put,THE COUNTRY WITH THE LARGEST ECONOMY is runned by DEBT. in 2008 millions of americans lost their jobs to the economic crises,what strategy did the US govt used in stimulating the economy?simply put,BAIL OUTS.,which was sourced tru incuring more debts.America today has an external debt of more than 16 trillion dollars which they have used to maintain their their economy since time memorial.summary;when your economy is down,the only medium u can use to stimulate it,is INCREASED SPENDING.if u cant source for fund within your revenue limits,u borrow...please dont comment on threads u knw nothing about because it wld amount to DEFICIT THINKING ON YOUR PART,and potray you as having an IQ tantamount to that of a MILLIPIDE.

I believe that borrowings would be utilized on infrastructure development, majorly.

The question is, can this government be trusted with borrowed monies?

oluwaSmith1:
isokay. Even lalasticlala need fuel like kilode.

About your signature, yours or Fasholas'?

Had to struggle with some Economics jargons. Lol

Descartes:
Insanity is not done with true state of the mind

Ehn Ose Rene Descartes

Common sense is the most fairly distributed thing in the world, for each one thinks he is so well-endowed with it that even those who are hardest to satisfy in all other matters are not in the habit of desiring more of it than they already have..

doublewisdom:
Who censored that last picture? Is the person also mad?

If usernames are anything to go by, I'd expected a more sensible and empathetic post from you...

nnadychuks:
When i see *CURVY* i think say i fit use her draw complete sphere or circle self.. mtcheew, bia chukwuma go buy me suya for my mallam store joor

Lol get a French Curve in that case

ednut1 and the house, greetings!

My tbills investment matured days ago but I'm at my wit ends atm. The rates are not encouraging as it seems. Thinking of waiting till March or there about before dabbling into tbills again. In the mean time, Access and GT say they can give me 4% on fixed deposit while I wait for the tbills. What do you guys think?

khiaa:
It doesn't mean that you are throwing yourself at a man, you could see something you like in him and say hello to start a conversation and if he is feeling you, you both can exchange contact information and see where it goes from there.

You should hold a webinar or sth for Nigeria based female Nairalanders.

softappless:
well my tfare has been paid 4times by four different ladies on seperate occasions, they all occured when i was in AGOFURE park in lagos, miletwo in particular, so i wanted to board a bus to delta state, at first i went into d bus just to relax without buying my ticket, so i started a conversation with a beautiful lady standing outside the driver's seat, it was fun talking to her so she left and came back with two tickets, gave me one, mehnn i was suprise and both of us ended up as close friends, these sceneros have happened on four different occassions, the last one was at Ajah in lagos when i took a bus to delta state too.

Your jazz is strong

I will never forget that fateful day while growing up. I cried and cried, those memories somehow never leave.

khiaa:
Lol I'm American.

Well if it's true, no surprise afaic. I've had encounters with Guyanese and South African chicks. They're nothing close compared with our chicks here on this issue. It's a Nigerian thing I believe.

smoby:
I once love this girl,I told her my mind bt instead of getting a yes or no, she said she only love me as a brother, I don sarch net tirelessly for the meanning bt I no see

Dude move on!

khiaa:
I agree 100%, I have no problem walking up to a man that I find interesting and starting a conversation with him, in 2015 are there still women who are afraid to approach a man?

Thank goodness. Are you even sure you're a Nigerian?

I saw some girls vehemently stating they would never make any bit of move (subtle or not)... this is 2015 and it's shocking people can still be stuck up and so red-necked.

Sometime ago, a friend of mine gave me the green light, even though we couldn't take things up a notch, she respected my reason and we laughed afterwards about her whole process of giving me the green light like 10+ months after when she really did open up about it.

Jolllyjoy:
Mr ibu was designed to be a poor man but for his talent.


See as he be for suit

But who designed him to be a poor man?

EroticAngelina:
when u guys finally have sense and patience.

we are trying to look good for u!! can't y'all be fvcking patient!?! we ladies, its wat we're known for.

if we don't look good, you guys complain! if we look good, u guys still complain! abeg free us

You should learn to talk decently...na war? Simmer down abeg

Rawani:
You mean like this?

It's so late right now and I'm laughing my butts off.

Daniyemi,

You're such a bully.

LOL but what's with the expletives?

Ginaz

Okay well... how about praying?

Or listening to some very deep worship songs? (they're sure to inspire you)

happney65:
Did you watch the video where the Generals where begging miscreants to give him way?Miscreants who where wielding cutlass and sticks threatening Generals of the Nigerian Army over a road that belongs to all us.Please go and watch the Video first..Even in the US,Nobody dares do such..I guess you know Americans are even being killed by the Police and they are discharged and acquitted by the Court..

If I am the Nigerian President and my Chief of Army Staff was made to turn back on a Nigerian road blocked by some hooligans, I'd sack him. The day the Chief of army staff is prevented from moving in this country, then who else can move around freely?

Thank You

Quite apt. You deserve a round of applause but these something called proportional force in engagement. You know, every Nigerian life is precious.

Aww Goodluck your with your pet oh.
For techies like me I'm wondering where on earth I'd get the time for a pet.

Prayers for those who are filled with anxiety and fears of the unknown as we head into the festivities. Like Mary, in Luke 1:38, with her unwavering trust and profound faith, embody your children with renewed trust, go before them and walk with them, never leave them nor forsake them, and give them strength to overcome discouragement. Amen.

OZAOEKPE:
NEXT TIME, WHEN YOU HEAR CHANGE, YOU GO RUN FROM AM. I DON’T KNOW HOW THEY CHARMED US WITH SWEET MOUTH??

Sorry...
Do you accept and believe in those prophecies?

Are you a Nigerian?

I'm not planning to slate you or anything. I'm just a concerned citizen of Nigeria.

JimiCoker:
Actually, scientifically speaking, ladies are supposed to enjoy sex more. Compare both sexes' reproductive organs, the penȋ̝̊s is basically a lump of skin that becomes rigid when blood rushes to it (when aroused). The vagina on the other hand, is raw (exposed) tissue with enough nerve endings to knit a sweater (pls don't try this at home ). So scientifically speaking, which reproductive organ do you think ought to have a greater response to stimuli, the chunk of skin or the sensitive tissue? Ever wondered why women scream and moan in bed, while men mostly grunt?

Of course, for a lady to enjoy sexual intercourse, she must be in the right frame of mind, well stimulated and the guy should be gentle and patient, so he can satisfy her. This probably explains why Naija chicks see sex as a chore, even though technically they're supposed to enjoy it more. Not to mention societal views on female sexual awareness, backward customs/beliefs and religious views on the preservation/suppression of female innocence/sexual awareness that psychologically make them averse to enjoying sexual pleasures.

A lot of rednecks on here... but you my friend deserve a gift from Santa.

mbulela:
You are a wicked girl

LOL you're either a Southie, an MTN staff, or all of the above.

EroticAngelina:
eyha wicked boy.

the way u treat other girls is the way ur sister shall be treated! say amen

Typical Nigerian girl mentality.

And it's not even rape.

I don't get this at all...every time I try to wrap my head around it, it just doesn't add up.

In sexual intercourse where both parties agree before hand, I believe both of them are liable to the pleasure derived thereafter.

In these parts however, girls feel they're doing a guy a favor sleeping with them. Geez now that's bad logic. It shouldn't apply to consensual sex, but then again this is Nigeria.

I hope to be a FIFA approved youth coach some day. Watch this space.

Medunah:
Its jz dere, nothing spectacular

Barely would you see celebs that ain't flaunting their flesh... this is elegant and not just there.