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Hedybee:
The Lord is your strength

I find this comment quite interesting, and amusing at the same time.

sinizia:
You’re the dumbest person. I call you a person cuz that’s what you’re shaped like; in terms of intelligence you’re somewhere between catfish and dogfish. Your mind reminds me of the mold-covered banana peels found under old couches. Your rhetoric is wack and you’re as eloquent as a dyslexic concrete block. Your arguments drop like skydivers who forgot the parachute. If I had your mind I’d volunteer for brain transplant experiments. When my momma said everyone’s equal in the eyes of God, she didn’t know about you. Your brain wakes up each morning and falls flat on its stupid face.

Easy my friend. He won't sustain it unless he's to be bitter for 4 years. And it could even be 8 years if God wills it. I think he feeds on the attention he gets. Watch him go into obscurity if no one mentions him.

Why go into a relationship when you're not ready to marry? Should be a more befitting title afaic. When you know you're dating your potential wife, questions such as what the Op raised wouldn't arise.

tohphunmie:
Yes I am

Rare gem or gold dust, which you rather I called you?

tohphunmie:
Lol...i am now

Well I must you're different from the rest then

tohphunmie:
I fit stay sha

you're not from this generation

mirexxx:
cool! i love riding bicycles too
buh i can't
the first time i tried learning how to, i tore my skirt into pieces #nojokes

I could teach you .

Prodeegee:
She won't o. Soon she'll open a thread "prodeegee corrected my english". Popularity seeker iranu‎

*dies*

Haha this chick is now a hottie

Hmm moral for boys: no matter how geeky a girl appears, there's always tendency that she's concealing some sexiness.

sweetorgasm:
luk into my eyes n tell me u dnt feel dat ure created 4 me?

Hehe

Physics... UNILAG.

Kikikikiki

That kid is going places... surely, I don't know where, but he's going places

Are there not fashion designers everywhere who run on power generators ?

Companies need creative and smart set of people.

lordhugo:
I am sleeping right now! will comment when i wake up!

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Greetings Lord Hugo...
Lest ye be weary.. the night is long and full of terrors. *evil grin*

The sack was in the offing. That's a rather tame reason.

shachris03:
shut up and let me give you a revelation that would shock you. during these past election, I was the APO in one unit in Delta state.

now in every pulling unit, PDP gave the Corper PO 10k and the APOs another 10k to share. That's 20k right? we have up to 14 polling units in that Ward. making it 280k right? we have 15 wards in that lga making it almost 3m right? this is just for mobilization of officials. count money spent on campaigns, millions on traditional rulers millions on seniors electoral officials and party members and you just might get a feel of How much jona wasted.

Revelation 101

tunwumi:
I said it before that this guy is an ATM.

Refund ko recollect ni.

Have u seen a ATM taking refund before?

Won ni fe mop lagoon

macjireh:
The Title is now Tangible.. I can feel it. 2 more wins and we are there. One sure win against Asssnal then d Title should be presented after d game against Liverpool

8 more points

teeghurl:
The guy with crutches should sit first. Priorities r being given to the disabled, then to elderly ones, then women wt children

Aww brilliant comment

Most Christians in these parts are prudes so this is quite a non story.

I think it's time I spilled this.

I really don't think so. Maybe some are not just attractive enough or they're not really ready for re-marriage.

I'm having something to do with a Guyanese chick atm, she's a single mom, and she's as hot as they come. I personally won't mind her because of our soul attraction.

Most of them are usually not in a rush to get into a relationship so I doubt if 'challenge' is the right word... single moms are very cautious and sensitive when it comes to choosing new partners.

kennygee:
I studied theatre, majored in PR.

So I'm not a working actress.

Hmm I get the point. Anyways, pleased to meet you.

kennygee:
If they want, their mother is already a professional actress.

Hmm c'est interessant. Good to know. I really don't watch Afmag much... how's the acting thingy working out for you?

kennygee:
I want Triplets, they will be named Jazmine Oluwademilade, Jayden OluwaShemilore and Jayson Oluwatimilehin.

Hmm Jasmine, Jayden and Jayson. Will they be actors?

tinuolababy:
God please gimme all my kids at once. I want triplet 2 boys and a girl

LOL well seems we want the same thing.
Hi Tinuolababy.

This applies to Nigerian girls sha.

I now understand why one dude was always ranting that we all try to date foreigners.

tyraSmith005:
I rily like yur posts. U seem so informed abt d. Visa processing.
Hope u get yur trv dz time....insha Allah.i think u rily jes need 2work on yur SOA en by God's grace u won't be refused !!!just add all the prove of funds u av got!!!!!Takia

I like your posts too.
Those that refresh others would be refreshed.

Lyoncrescent:
thanks for attempting to tell me who I am but I know who I am . I carry a nigerian passport and fly the nigerian flag and if I am outside this country to achieve any great thing,my achievement is first of all a nigerian achievement. You will be shocked to know even some lagosians don't like to marry ijebus and so many other disparities within the Yoruba community. I'm a Yoruba boy but I will always put national interest first before ethnic interests. I think as a Nigerian and not carried away by cultural bias.

Oshe Mr. Patriotic
I was just stating things in chronological order. My statements never reeked of cultural bias.

About people not marrying from some certain groups in their tribe, it's normal, it's not exclusive to the Yoruba tribe.

KpStone:
This one got me cracking.
What do you all think?

How old are you?

Lyoncrescent

I actually think the Yoruba tribe long existed before Nigeria was formed.

So you're Yoruba first, then a Nigerian.

BaebieHot:
well well, this is nice.
I always love interracial couples

Well I'm Indo Guyanese
.let's get married