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Asa is the only short girl worth falling in love with.

Slimdolly:
aww thank goodness I'm tall

Rule 18: Don't spam the forum by advertising in the wrong place...

INDUSTRIALFAN:
who is talking of dressing? Her dressing is okay... Look at her over long hair.... Is it safe to wear such? Its dangerous....

Oshe Mr. HSE Officer

It pains a lot that it's a guy reporting this. it's not like they dressed indecent or something. Learn to mind your business, if you have one that is.

Olypeppy:
Lol.happy birthday to me#tall and confident me#olypeppy

Happy Birthday!

Arsenella007:
Where does these media houses get these figures from? Where is the proof? Or is it still part of the smear politics?
If this is true, then Mr Jonathan has totally lost it

No smoke w/o fire sweetie. I'm trying hard not to believe this story, but if indeed it's true, it would be a total disgrace.

No meaningful Nigerian should encourage such act whether Pro PDP or not. Doling out dollars when the economy is going down, the way it's going sef our economy would soon discover oil again.

ibson99:
We've had looter presidents, we've had clueless presidents only God knows why he cursed us with a clueless looter president this time around

You've just won the Internet my friend.

PrettyEmy:
Is not that hard

Well I'm open to learning new things

That moment when you tryna get an Ibibio wifey... the struggle to learn her language just became real.

Pops: *Shouts my name* is your girlfriend not coming for Easter?
Me: Daddy daddy, she's far away in Ilorin, you know.
Pops: Hmm *calls my name again* your age mates are getting married already
Me: *Giggles* Daddy daddy, it's not a competition.
.... [I tried to change the topic eventually sha]
Cc: Desola1

First serious (well not so serious marriage) convo my dad and me recently had.

Hope this union is blessed with all the joy and happiness it deserves.

UrennaNkoli:
Why kill an innocent animal ?
By the way what if the owl was one of them only to have transformed
African Mentality sha.

Lol you don't like Transformers the movie?

stanleyuzoh022:
For Example, Investing 500k on Treasury Bill for 90,180 days, how much interest will it yield pls? Thank u.

Do yourself a favor. Take the pain and backtrack.

Though I don't believe this as it's totally random afaic.

Fun
intelligent
Freedom

Mhizkel:
The ladies might not really want sex tho...A sister in church once told me about a guy she dated...she said whenever she visits him, all he does is talk and talk..not even a kiss from him..Not that she wanted sex but @least he shud be a little bit romantic...I advised her to talk to him or rather make a move herself...she said no because she doesn't wanna look cheap before him! So she ended d relationship

So she broke up rather than talking about it? No wonder someone on here keeps advocating for foreign girls.

I'm in Access Bank atm, and after buying from their holdings... my interest wasn't paid upfront. The customer service rep told me since I didn't specify upfront payment of interest, that they will have to pay at maturity. I think this is totally unacceptable. Its not my first time doing OTC transaction and I was made to look so stupid.

Hopefully their contact center will rectify my issue.

Ofcourse the pic seems tacky to a lot of peeps who've somewhat fallen off the moral train, intentionally or not.

Saimeritus,

I'm sure you know it's not a curse to stay single.

ignis:
It only happens to pervert men. ...With so many dirty thoughts in mind.

Teenager :/

Newsflash : P Diddy hangs out with fan.

Nigerian women and flesh. LOL. Just imagine Ini after she has like 3 children.

Blackchampion:
Did u even read d post b4 commenting? So u feel dis exercise is not part of his duties as a President?
.
"The exercise, aimed at promoting sports and
fitness in Nigeria,"

And you forgot, the event "...will culminate in a
solidarity rally for President Jonathan at the
Eagle Square organised by the Nigerian sports community."

fem29:
I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start . Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.

LOL I particularly enjoyed reading your comment. You've got amazing eyes by the way.

I wonder if Yoruba movies are not considered Nollywood movies outside of Nigeria. What's with the stereotyping?

Blaqsmith:
Dont pretend you dont know what bulges in that part of a man's body...

She thirsts for attention. I reckon she's a blogger of some sort, or a teenager.

LOL, this @Blackett dude is one tough guy, but you would do well without expletives

We are all tired of random lists from people who think they've seen enough of the world to act as verified sources of crappy information.

acidtalk:
If you aren't ready financially and mentally for marriage forget Dating.

This whole thing is now operated.

Haha this guy sha.

Exactly what I needed to read.

If you see yourself marrying in 4/5 years time. What's the point of rushing into a relationship now? You might just be dating your next ex.

Face your studies/aspirations, along the way things would take course. The real partner won't take you off the course of your goals and with possible marriage in sight, the relationship would be more meaningful, and even still if marriage doesn't happen, there would be lessons learnt other than just having to date randomly.

@mugumugu you're true to your moniker. No wonder you had to double it.

I'm sure he works in GT.

Damolux01:
What is OTC bidding please?

OTC: Over The Counter bidding and you will see rates beforehand so you know what to opt for. You can walk into the bank any day of the week and they will sell from their holdings albeit lower than rates stated at primary auction.

tunai:
Please did you use the branch you opened your account or other branch and what was the process like cos I have tried twice now and Gtbank is not acting on my tbill purchase request . pls help with this info.

Same thing here. It's been a disaster since I decided to send instructions directly to my Fund Manager. I will be doing OTC bidding with Access for 6 months. Can't afford to wait for another 2 weeks.

I got an email though after complaining to the GT online customer care where one can send instructions if you're not in Naija or don't have access to go to the bank.

So best bet is never send email instructions directly to your fund manager, he/she can always claim they did not get it.
And if you are going to place your instruction at the bank, Monday morning would be perfect. You can always get the phone number of the staff that received your request to confirm on Tuesday morning if the request was filed.

Damolaskynov:
So sorry that this post is coming in so late. I got 15.08% for my 364-day tenor and 10.67% for my 91-day tenor from GT bank and both were GT bank's rate. I eventually stuck with GT bank even after initially threatening to withdraw my funds from them to another bank. I am happy with the interest on both,joor

Was it an email instruction you gave?

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]No one even cares to interpret the joke in English.

Racist Thread.[/color]

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