₦airaland Forum

ratchetwrench:
All in the hope of winning re-run. Maybe presidential election should be holding every 6 months, and see how Nigeria will turn to Canada in less than 5 years

Spot on chief. There would be real change and transformation all bundled up.

Complete Sports headline for tomorrow: Arsenal's glorious exit...

Margauxluv:
i knw say u no get strength.....




i knw say u no get strength.....

Happy birthday dear

StealthIdeals:
That's why secrets should not be told to a tattler. FFK is in his years of childishness; a man may be born to a fortune, but wisdom comes with lenght of days. An epiphyte, they say, has no relation bt claims relationship with every other tree.

Just learnt two new words. Woot!
By the way, an epiphyte isn't harmful, FFK's talks however.

Nigerian politics has suddenly turned a comic leaf. I think it's pathetic afaic.

GboyegaD:
To say she is garrulous is an understatement. She just opens her mouth to spew whatever comes out of it.

It's been a while I saw that word. LOL

ruthxzy:
You call this beautiful

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

egift:
Mama P, it seems it is Jonathan that will be bringing food for you

You've just won the Internet.

Title of post: Why Do Girls Leave Unclad Videos And Pics Of Themselves In Their Phone ?

Op you did wrong by transferring the files without her knowledge.

Toprealman, Omotolu and KoloOyinbo,
We are quite hypocritical in these parts.

cokacoola:
plasea am nut valenting any rules

If you could pluralise 'rule', you could as well have copied 'violating'.

Ass clown.

Coldplay will need to compose a lovesong for these ones...

almostFamous:
yep

Lemme guess, you're from Edo right?

iyatrustee:
isorait



The first picture is scary!

I like your moniker.

sexyseun:
Bimpe, Bola oooooo, Bisi!!!!!!! They are talking about u people here ooooo....
Those are my short friends, runz out of d thread b4 they catch me.
BTW short girls are short tempered, they are also very unemotional and lack romance, date a short girl and ur nightmare just began...
Lastly their names mostly starts with "B".

Inferior complex is d reason for this

*sighs I'll prefer a short girl with brains, to a tall one without brains though.

zeezeegal:
bite his ear off ;Dbite his ear off

That's so not ladylike if you really meant it. Hian.

pure2012soul:
Maybe the zone needs ventilation after over night duty

Pure soul, indeed.

nkemdi89:
Future and not feature, wives and not wifes

Oshe Madam English Lecturer

almostFamous:
funny,yet true

Queen bees have amazing allure you know.

The first lady appears so respectful

cokacoola:
it is these that are ours feature wifes

LOL I want to believe your errors are not deliberate, if not you're violating rule 21.

INDUSTRIALFAN:
no.... I am with SHELL warri.

Oh alright. Goal zero, aye!

almostFamous:
lemme unfollow the lame thread jor

LOL

Nairalander's queenB. Funny siggy.

Slimdolly:
the thing is that my mum just got this new digital height measurement machine and it tells you your height. I like it tho

Okay you got me owned.

Slimdolly:
just wanna be precise

Hmm why do I think you're teasing? No vertical rule gives that much precision unless it's digital.

Accidents and mishaps occur.

Next.

kikelomojessy:
Am proudly petite (5'4) . My big sis call me petite and I like it.

Nice write-up Op.

She should add 'amazing' to it when next she does. You fit the bill

Slimdolly:
5.77427822

you really had to put all those decimal values

EggovinMma:
The economy is bad.I think nigerian guys wants to settle, just that the economy is really not pleasant.

Are you single?

almostFamous:
I'm sorry but I expected to see memes made with tonto's pictures. U just took random pictures and added texts on them. I didn't even smile not to talk of laugh. O.p gimme back my m.b!!! rubbish!

Don't cry sweetie. Its not like you downloaded a full movie just reading the comments. :p

Slimdolly:
lolz... Was I?

I want to believe that's rhetorical.

What's your height?

INDUSTRIALFAN:
dont blame me.... When U work with SHELL, dem go torture U with safety drills sotey the only thing wey go remain for ur head na SAFETY....

Haha well are you in PH?

Ijebu through and through.

There will be misconceptions about the Ijebu people but we are wonderful people no doubt : my parents to start with.