₦airaland Forum

babyme1:
Marry her first before worrying about ante-natals. Next

You win the Internet. Hurray!

LOL anyone that doesn't antagonise this post must be enjoying uninterrupted power supply...


...in his dream.

daimsy:
Desperately desperate.


As if he is a god.





Low life ladies.

You reek of bitterness

I don't blame the Op for putting up this post. That's what Nairaland is for anyways. And just because I don't like this post doesn't mean others don't fancy it.

@Seun
I don't know what metrics determine FP articles, but the Mod that put this on FP has some explanation to do.

angelo82:
I may have to switch my account to First Bank but their requirement for opening account is too much..........My own bank never send a mail alert for investment in Treasury Bills..............You will have to ask them before you get things done......All because they always do Magomago...........

LOL common atleast your statement of account reflects it.

I guess some banks are just more professional than some others . You have no obligations whatsoever to buy gifts for anyone.
If you don't like the way things are being handled at your Branch, go through the head office.

The relationship here should be symbiotic in its simplest form.

angelo82:
It must be intentional just for the sake of making you to buy from them.......As am writing you now,my account has not been debited and am suspecting the same thing...........I wonder what the excuse would be but if my bid was not placed,I am ready to quit transacting business with them.........I hate lawlessness from Corporations.....Very unethical practice.........

I really don't want to believe this.
Atimes, the customer care rep tells me to check the next day just to confirm it has been forwarded to my branch. These people have loads of work to execute. Next time, ask for the details of your account officer. Every Tuesday morning, before the Auction, call to confirm.

It's better not to assume anything.

sammily:
I missed out of the bid because the lady at the desk I filled the form forgot to scan it to their head office. I went to my bank yesterday to ask why my investment didn't fly, immediately she started apologising. Now I have to wait a fortnight for another. Hope the rates don't fall before then.

Sent my instruction by 18:10 on February 17th, quite late I was told. However like chillisauce I had the option of Sec. Market which trades Monday and Thursday or so but it doesn't have up to the 364 tenor period option.

I'm waiting till March too.

While we wait, it may be expedient to increase the principal so it won't seem like the whole waiting was a bit of waste.

The struggle is real.

ummitoagirl:
Lost this bid, I will have to wait for 2 weeks....damn! 15.25% for 365 days is amazing...maybe I will go for 15% 364 days next time.

I just think it's safer going with the bank's rate.

feelamong:
Dear XXXXXX,

Please see below the result of the last Primary Market Auction:

PRIMARY MARKET AUCTION RESULT

TENOR (DAYS) STOP RATE

91 10.75%

182 13.70%

364 15.25%



Bidders either won or lost at their own quotes. Therefore, quotes higher than CBN’s stop rates were not successful.

Feelamong,

Oddly the results haven't been published and even most people on here seem not to have confirmed their investments.

I guess you're an insider.

cee001:
Primary market abi

Yes, GT account officer says he didn't get any information as to the Auctions before noon today, so I'm hoping to get feedback tomorrow or the next.

agbajesaid:
pkease someone said something about ONE SPECIAL NUMBER in mtn trutalk who you can call for 39min with #100, how true is that and what is the code. Thanks

*390*1*Phone Number#

ummitoagirl:
Yes off course.
I went for 11% for 91 days....awaiting the result.

Fingers crossed. I went for the 364 days tenor.

omospicey:
On mtn trutalk
Migration code is *406#
FAF numbers is 10 (8mtn numbers and 2 other networks
To add FAF dial *560*1*number#
To del FAF number dial *560*2*number #
To view FAF list dial *560#
All calls on FAF are charged at 11kobo per second ie N6.60kobo per minute

*400#

Hello everyone, are Auctions still taking place today?

J12:
Look who's talking? You shamelessly slept with your son's wife, you are worse than a drug baron. Your first daughter hates you, your first son hates you, your wife hates you, everybody hates you. You couldn't a single proper election in this country.
You are a sick, senile and disgusting excuse for a human being.

Too much hatred living in one soul. Breathe in, release all the negative energy. Live life, impart goodness to others.

Be the change you want to see.

tosyne2much's female version. Keep it up Op.

teemanbastos:
again...d PDP will say APC sponsored this writeup.Expecting Okupe to say this.
GEJ-led government just hate to hear the truth..anyone who criticizes their government automatically becomes an Enemy.
When OBJ did so..he was called a Tout..days later when he attended GEJ daughter's wedding which insinuated support for GEJ.. he was referred to as the' Father of the nation who means well for all Nigerians' hypocriticism..!!

I will say that Nigeria dnt practise democracy but have invented its own democracy.. Any1 who criticizes you bkums a paid agent,an enemy etc.

May God help us all.

Awesome post, you win the Internet my friend

Afrok:
Immediately I saw wild, I had thought they posed in d jungle where they won't be able to attack humans with their madness , many are mad but few are roaming.

I know Denrele is a guy but the girl looks like a "he" , flat surfaces (body) are bad for touching .

You almost beat the Internet but for your second paragraph. Atleast she's not afraid to wear a bikini. Give her some credit.

khia:
Happy Birthday.

So thoughtful of you, Khia.

Many thanks.

Mimienudles:
Thanks! Where are those categories of guys? Or are they out deceiving?

I want noodles

Jokay07:
i will go for 'efficient' . Why? Because being an effective staff makes someone's capacity and capability concentrated in a section or department. A staff might be effective in adminstrative work while he won't be effective in finance. An effective staff is not flexible in terms of transfer of work. But an efficient staff is capable of doing different works, he is not effective in the adminstrative work alone but efficient enough to handle both adminstrative and financial work. He is efficient enough to perform very well under any given work condition. This would be my reply if I am being asked in an interview. Just my opinion

The difference between Mikel Obi and Matic of Chelsea well if they watched football would have been spot on too.

absoluteSuccess:
What can I say, I speak like one now, we call you people 'earthings' back home, we created your civilization, that's why you always pray to us. I am more or less a man, Our father created us in his image too. I believe you know how that story goes? I'm from Juvin, West Pluto. Although earth is cosmic jewel, but I am proud to be a Plutoen, a Juvian Plutonoid.

And FYI I'm a covert member of the MIB, I hope you're clean and legit lest I will find you and hunt you down.

tosyne2much,

You've just beat the Internet young lad.

Number 2 is quite prevalent.

absoluteSuccess:
I deserve it, I am an man alien from Pluto. You should do a comeo about my winnington.

You're not a man my friend, greetings from Planet Earth.

After reading the post, I was very confident the Op must be a female.... Well unfortunately bros welldone.

Taylor86:
so sorry my first lady.....buhari must be connected with dis

LOL dude.... you're just a clown.

absoluteSuccess:
Ebora Owu on vengeance mission. Softly softly dey do am o, baba: Jonah is still in power o. He can do and undo o. Everything is permissible, but as the Yoruba adage goes, 'agba aja kii b'awo je' (toto o sebi owe). Please give your successor the needed motivations and courage to succeed with this transitional exercise or you both are failed captains trading blames on a titanic that is just about to sink.

Woot, you have just won the Internet.

...like a boss.

sauceny:
Come see the way his followers are lurking around gbagada phase II where his office is located.... Consisting of his friends,street urchins,in-laws & family members awaiting for their man AMBODE to fix each of em in a juicy position as soon as he is made the state's governor

LOL his campaign office isn't far from my hood.

icebeatz:
I am really impressed with the optimism of jimi agbaje.
He knows fully well that he cannot win lagos. Yet, he is giving in his best anf sinking millions into campaign.

That is the spirit of a true believer.

true story