tosyne2much:
Check your mention and reply my quote

jaybee3:
@OP

Your continuous top 10 garbage is becoming stale

Gggrrrrhhhhhhhhhh

3. Chilling Alone At The Eatery She might just get dressed and chill at the nearest eatery. She orders for what she wants and pretends she only came to enjoy herself and nothing more but deep within herself, she's hoping a random dude would come and ask her why she is seated all alone

Dotwillis1:
Oh oh, xo daniella z'bn lukin 4 a b.f?? Al diz while! ..tnx T.boy *dials her number quickly*

UjSizzle:

Did you see this?

jaybee3:

Dude wants to be noticed with his relentless junks

He needs to get out more

Heck i'm even considering giving him a real job

That would be so nice

So how do we go about it bro ?

naijaboiy:
Chai!!! So True...

On Nairaland,,she starts quoting you up and down.

She must find a way to advertise her single status in some of her posts.

She deliberately puts up her contact details on her profile

On some profiles you'll see "i'm a God fearing and independent lady" as their personal message.
This one is to attract suitors for marriage

tosyne2much:

That would be so nice

So how do we go about it bro ?

jaybee3:

You don't wink at your fellow man bro, that's so GAY

I'm sowi sorry bros

diddydiva:
And if they don't do these things how would you know they are into you.




nice one op




#sipping coffee

naturallysmart:
Mods confiscated the land I bought in the first to comment plot, after ma plan to come and develop it when I'm back from the village.

#BringBackMyLand

akinsadeez:
This list is soooo true especially number one.


This list just made me remember my experience when I was still serving. The house I rented, there was this girl there. She was just out of SS3 and was seeking admission into the university. She came to live with one of the tenants while processing her admission. The first thing I noticed about the girl was her bountiful chest. Those things were huge and bouncy. She was really 'buxomly' blessed.
At first I thought she was just being friendly with me like all the other tenants as people usually like corpers. Anytime I came back from court the girl would run up to me, take my bag and hug me with those things. However I began having second thoughts when I noticed a pattern. Anytime I decided to wash my clothes at the well, that is when the girl will know that she wants to fetch water. She would then change into a wrapper to be fetching water while I was washing. To start with, when fetching the water the fetching motion would make the wrapper slip and she would now be using her hand to adjust them things while giving me a good view. Choi!
secondly while fetching d water, some would pour on the wrapper making the thing to stick to the ......... To make matters worse she would now call me to come and help her lift the pail of water on her head for her to carry it inside d house.
I almost made a move until I learnt that she was just 17yrs. I used to come across child defilement cases everyday and was even handling some myself so it was definitely a no-no for me. Besides there were many willing fellow corpers for me to contemplate messing with an underage in the same house. The day I did my POP the girl really surprised me though.

Movesz:
This thread will just lead jjc guys to runs girl trap..

neyur:


Sipping sperm.. oh sorry what did you said you sipping self?..

diddydiva:

Remove your sunglasses so you can see well

neyur:


Owk

mirexxx:

akinsadeez:
This list is soooo true especially number one.


This list just made me remember my experience when I was still serving. The house I rented, there was this girl there. She was just out of SS3 and was seeking admission into the university. She came to live with one of the tenants while processing her admission. The first thing I noticed about the girl was her bountiful chest. Those things were huge and bouncy. She was really 'buxomly' blessed.
At first I thought she was just being friendly with me like all the other tenants as people usually like corpers. Anytime I came back from court the girl would run up to me, take my bag and hug me with those things. However I began having second thoughts when I noticed a pattern. Anytime I decided to wash my clothes at the well, that is when the girl will know that she wants to fetch water. She would then change into a wrapper to be fetching water while I was washing. To start with, when fetching the water the fetching motion would make the wrapper slip and she would now be using her hand to adjust them things while giving me a good view. Choi!
secondly while fetching d water, some would pour on the wrapper making the thing to stick to the ......... To make matters worse Complete ur story na..#waiting for part 2#lol! she would now call me to come and help her lift the pail of water on her head for her to carry it inside d house.
I almost made a move until I learnt that she was just 17yrs. I used to come across child defilement cases everyday and was even handling some myself so it was definitely a no-no for me. Besides there were many willing fellow corpers for me to contemplate messing with an underage in the same house. The day I did my POP the girl really surprised me though.

creamylicious:
LIE!!! Desperately in need of a boyfrnd buh my shakara worse in my old age... Hope say I nuh go tey for hia sha

creamylicious:
LIE!!! Desperately in need of a boyfrnd buh my shakara worse in my old age... Hope say I nuh go tey for hia sha

Ezibless:


O.K

akinsadeez:


if your Shakara is worse, my sister then you are not yet desperate. The word desperate is a very strong word. A desperate person will do anything. If you are really desperate na you go dey introduce yourself to guys sef. [/b]

bwhahahahaha lwkmd roflmao

Yoruba people says " If mountain no come meet you, at least you go go meet mountain

1stola:

tosyne2much:
My dear, continue your shakara jhoooor.. Hard to get pays a lot

akinsadeez:


if your Shakara is worse, my sister then you are not yet desperate. The word desperate is a very strong word. A desperate person will do anything. If you are really desperate na you go dey introduce yourself to guys sef.