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Politics / Re: Peter Obi’s Only Chance To Presidency Is 2039 – Bwala by Bananapill: 2:08pm On May 20
Politics / Re: Obidients Must Stop Engaging Reno Omokri On Social Media by Bananapill: 2:01pm On May 20
Splashme:
Ignore him ... like he does not exist.
Give him the Peter Obi treatment. Unfollow his Twitter & Facebook pages.

That guy has effectively learnt the craft of using Peter Obi's name to cash out big from his social media handles.

At any time you view, like, comment, reply, share and quote his posts, he gets paid.

Obidients please, ignore that unstable character.

Reno deliberately frames his posts to make them tempting for you to reply ... pls, learn to restrain yourself. Allow him wallow in his delusion.
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I blocked him since.

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NYSC / Re: Nysc For Foreign Born Nigerians by Bananapill: 2:57pm On May 19
Lunaloopies:
Hello there, I'm nigerian but born and raised in Kenya and East Africa. My degree is Ugandan and work experience Kenyan. I'm relocating to nigeria and currently looking for work wondering if I'll have to do nysc also? I've never stepped foot there and I'd like some guidance. I'm 26

How will it affect my chances of getting a job

Relocating to Nigeria for what? You better move to Australia or New Zealand. Nigeria is living hell for us because of bad leaders.
Business / Re: EFCC Raids Speculators As Naira Drops To $1,520/$ by Bananapill: 1:25pm On May 15
theredaddy:



The only way is we must reduce Demand for dollar,
Even though boost in local production seems to be the best approach is not takes time therefore what we can do on a short term is ensure

Refineries are working optimally, that will save junk of dollars we earn from crude

On a short term, diversify import to land borders with neigbouring countries that accept local currency

If we can't stop our mad taste for imported goods @least lets bypass dollar as much as we can

To begin with, president and governors must be sincere and be ready to serve. The bulk of dollars is in the hands of politicians. Any country where politicians are richer than business men and career people is headed for doom.

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Business / Re: EFCC Raids Speculators As Naira Drops To $1,520/$ by Bananapill: 1:17pm On May 15
Racoon:
https://punchng.com/efcc-raids-speculators-as-naira-drops-to-1520/?amp


I didn't bother reading through but my question is why would speculators be determining the price of the dollar?
Only dollars in banks can be monitored. Give it to banks and if you need dollars, fill a form on CBN portal. Print out the slip and submit at the bank while you collect your dollar.

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Of 7 Years Is Going Down. I Need Help!!! by Bananapill: 9:59pm On May 14
Lukmanraji:
My gf of seven years has been giving me attitude recently which I noticed sometimes last year. I observed that she always check my phone to look for something to hold against me. Yes, she suspected that I'm having something with someone. So, every time she's around me, she always find one or two thing that will lead to argument and all that. Aside that, the respect, love and intimacy between us reduced drastically.

Fast forward to this year, She successfully read a chat on my phone where I was talking dirty with someone. That's the genesis of the whole mess I'm in right now. She just walked out quietly and decided to end it all. Since then, I've not been myself because this is the person I have planned to live the rest of my life with. So, I started begging her but she's not giving me any green light. I called, messaged her but no response. I asked my Junior brother to beg on my behalf but she didn't succumb to that not until my dad intervened to apologize on my behalf.

So, she call me that we need to see. I rushed to visit her and apologize again and again. She agreed to continue with the relationship but she hasn't forgiven me. After few weeks of the whole issue. I suspected that she's hiding something from me. Then one fateful night, I spy on her phone when she was unlocking her phone. That night, I was able to access her phone while she was asleep.

I checked her WhatsApp, I discovered that she has been clearing her chat with one particular guy who happens to be her friend from NYSC since 2021. They became close as they both work in the same financial institution but in a different branch. Then I went further to her Instagram page to see what's going there.

To my greatest surprise, I discovered that they have been having an affair since 2023. My gf has been throwing herself to this guy, they have been going to the cinema together and other places. On her birthday, my babe and this guy went out together without my knowledge, they both book uber to somewhere without my knowledge, they were both sharing their feelings online, talking about marriage, how to raise their kids irrespective of their religion differences and my babe even throwing herself to the guy for sex. Everything thing I found in their chat especially how my babe has been treating this guy with love and respect is the opposite of how my babe has been treating me lately.

So, I screenshoted all the evidence and save on my phone. I then challenged her that she's cheating on me with that guy but she blatantly denied it. Not until I showed her all the evidences with me before she began to cry fowl and started debunking all I saw. She claimed that they are not true, they were just playing and not into any thing serious. They are friends and that's how they banter each other online. All her excuses were not genuine but I still forgive her on one condition that I don't want to see her with the guy again and she should cut off any form of friendship or relationship between them because I had done something more than that to her just recently and she forgive me.

Meanwhile, during the cause of this issue, I proposed to my gf that we should take this relationship to the next level by seeing her parents this year and maybe by the end of the year, we do the whole thing. The shock response I got from her was that she's not in a rush to settle down with me. Not even this year as she's just healing from the heartbreak I caused her and I can't use marriage to tie her down then I continue breaking her heart. There's no how I tried convincing her that I am a changed man now as I am ready to take responsibility and be a responsible person.

After few weeks, I logged into her whatsapp on my system and then again I found out that she's still talking to this guy and they were even planning on going out again. I got angry and send proof to her but guess what, my babe para for me for cloning her whatsapp on my system. Hell almost let lose that evening. This time around, she felt unapologetic about the primary issue that I warned her to desist from. Funny enough, after close observation, I learnt that they move their chats from whatsapp to Snapchat where their chat is just "view once". Then I knew that this lady is not ready to stop talking to this guy. I have shouted over and over this matter but this time around, my babe is now feeling lackadaisical about this issue.

Right now, my babe is now comfortable with the guy and she's now sitting on defense about this matter. In our last conversation, my GF literarily told me that she doesn't love me anymore. And then she started rewinding all my past during the cause of the relation and using it as an excuse for not been able to love me like she used to. In our conversation, the only thing she didn't mention is that we should go on our separate ways (break up) but everything she said to me indirectly simply means that she is done with me.

I felt unloved as this is the woman I never placed anyone above, this is the woman I've nurtured when we were in school and outside school. I respected her and love her so much that she has become part of me. My parents, family and friends are expecting us to tie the knot soon but here is my babe telling me she's not in love with me anymore. I felt unloved about this whole thing and I'm heartbroken.

I am lost and crying inside silently as I never expected someone I have sacrificed something huge for before to be acting like this to me. I'm depressed. I need mature advise from you guys. Thank you.

Save yourself from a cheating wife later and blood pressure. Don't simp but man up.
You should do the breakup.
Politics / Re: Forgive Me For Choosing Fubara As My Successor – Wike Begs Rivers People Again by Bananapill: 12:10pm On May 12
Travel / Re: The deplorable state of some Roads In Nigeria (video/pictures) by Bananapill: 8:48am On May 10
Alliswell248:


Keep wailing...
The project is a goal.


Timing is the issue. The economy is messed up right now and that project can't kickstart the economy in any ways at the moment. We are in a deep mess but Tinubu is clueless. It's not enough being Jagaban. He's even too old for the enormous amount of work to put in.
Travel / Re: The deplorable state of some Roads In Nigeria (video/pictures) by Bananapill: 8:19pm On May 09
LOVEALAIGBO:
Akin to a daft and selfish father with hungry kids at home who lack school fees to return to school. Then one day Dad comes home with a new set of threads and a silly look on his face! And when he's asked by his long-suffering wifey to explain himself, he says he has to look good to project the family in a 'positive light' to the neighbours! You couldn't make it up! sad


PS- For those who don't get the analogy, i'm alluding to the stupidity of going on a flight of fancy....ie, building a multi-billion dollar coastal road when decrepit and dangerously failed roads exist all over the country!

I thought the sets of first things Tinubu would do was to stabilise the economy, but the old man is a fool.

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Travel / Re: The deplorable state of some Roads In Nigeria (video/pictures) by Bananapill: 8:19pm On May 09
LOVEALAIGBO:
Akin to a daft and selfish father with hungry kids at home who lack school fees to return to school. Then one day Dad comes home with a new set of threads and a silly look on his face! And when he's asked by his long-suffering wifey to explain himself, he says he has to look good to project the family in a 'positive light' to the neighbours! You couldn't make it up! sad


PS- For those who don't get the analogy, i'm alluding to the stupidity of going on a flight of fancy....ie, building a multi-billion dollar coastal road when decrepit and dangerously failed roads exist all over the country!

I thought the sets of first things Tinubu would do was to stabilise the economy, but I he old man is a fool.

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Family / Re: My Name Is Not On The Property We Both Contributed For! by Bananapill: 2:10pm On May 09
JB0707:
My husband and I both live in the uk and we join all our money and investments together, all the properties my husband acquired in Nigeria doesn’t have my name on it, at first I wasn’t bothered but now i am bothered because his family is chaotic. I started asking for my name to be included and i am not ok with the response am getting. I feel i am just working and I have nothing in my name. I love him but I don’t trust his family. Should i keep insisting or start my investment separately. I am just confused angry

Start your investment separately.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Shells Rafah As Biden Vows Arms Suspension by Bananapill: 1:26pm On May 09
Emeskhalifa:
To think that some people here are cheering up the killing of innocent women and children, pray tomorrow they don't label your country a terrorist country, if they do and arrive with their tanks and guns, nobody will ask if you're Christian or Moslem, the only Language will be finish every thing breathing within area of target.

The stateless Palestine leaders are guilty allowing terrorists to hide among civilians. Killing civilians is totally unacceptable but their modus operandi of Hama's has put the lives of civilians on the line. Terrorism is a menace.

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Business / Re: 16 Transaction Types Exempted From CBN’s Cybersecurity Levy by Bananapill: 9:29am On May 09
99thEnemy:

Dey do.

Na to chop money bros.


Again as said in the article, NSA isn’t audited.

Naija gone to the dogs. Imagine NSA no dey auditable. Make we japa jare.
Business / Re: 16 Transaction Types Exempted From CBN’s Cybersecurity Levy by Bananapill: 7:50am On May 09
99thEnemy:


Source: https://nairametrics.com/2024/05/07/here-are-16-transaction-types-exempted-from-cbns-cybersecurity-levy/


What I don't understand is NSA collecting the tax. Don't the NSA get budget yearly? What's the rationale behind this levy?

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Crime / Re: Leah Sharibu Married To Two Boko Haram Leaders, Now Has Two Kids – 'repentant' T by Bananapill: 6:21pm On May 08

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Politics / Re: Akpabio: Since Prisons Were Renamed Correctional Centres, Jailbreaks Increased by Bananapill: 2:51pm On May 08
EreluRoz:
I saw your comment and caught my sub by myself. There's nothing I will tell you that'll make sense to you because Obi is already sitting, FartingPooingandUrinatingOnYourBrains on daily basis.
Byeeee ewuohia

M. U. G. U
Politics / Re: Landing Fee: Helicopter Operators Reject FG’s $300 Levy by Bananapill: 2:47pm On May 08
BoldBrainz:
What is Helicopter Landing Levy?

Like, helicopters flying the Nigerian domestic airspace are to pay 300 dollars to land anywhere within the country? Is that equivalent to the parking fees we pay while using the Nigerian roads? Why are they even being levied in dollars inside Nigeria?

And these clowns keep attacking crypto currency platforms for their idiocy.

Very useless and clueless government.
Politics / Re: Landing Fee: Helicopter Operators Reject FG’s $300 Levy by Bananapill: 2:46pm On May 08
Politics / Re: Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Netherlands, Saudi Trips by Bananapill: 1:22pm On May 08
PressMyButton:
Welcome back Jagaban, Bitter Obidients have missed you.

APC done press your button scatter. You are beyond repair 😀😀😀

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Health / Re: Foreigners Now Troop Into Nigeria For Medical Treatment – Health Minister, by Bananapill: 2:30am On May 08
Reflect7:


Another IPOB outcast Emergency Nigerian.
You be real MUGU.

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Health / Re: Foreigners Now Troop Into Nigeria For Medical Treatment – Health Minister, by Bananapill: 9:56pm On May 07
Reflect7:


OH SHUT UP, with your ONE TRACK MIND.

Go to India. Doctors are doing Japa to US and Canada daily.

But foreigners STILL travel to India for medical treatment.

I know your simple mind cannot comprehend such complex realities.

Dumbasses with free internet.

Another MUGU.

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Business / Re: Binance CEO: Unknow Persons Wanted Crypto Payments To Make Issue Disappear by Bananapill: 8:46pm On May 07
StOla:
PDP and LP lawmakers are just disgracing Nigeria while APC is trying to implement economic security measures.

Shame on the useless and bribe seeking opposition.

Maybe to collect the bribe is why their minions on social media have been bad mouthing their own country and asking that those culpable officials of Binance be released.

They have become a lobby group trying to force the government to release those that should face prosecution.

Now Binance is tired of not getting the results promised them and are speaking about this matter just now since when it happened.

Chai!

The lure of filthy lucre.

Look at this mugu.
Family / Re: Her Father Is Occult. Should He Still Go Ahead? by Bananapill: 3:48pm On May 07
kingthreat:
Okay here is the story.

One of my best friends who is expected to get married this year just called me for hours with regards to his plans.

He met this babe 2 years ago and things were going fine. I even know the girl as a nice lady and very homely. I don chop her food, she cooks well. Both of them attend RCCG church. My friend is a casual member while his fiance is a serious member and doesn't miss weekly services.

So my friend to take his relationship more seriously decided to visit his fiancé's family so they know him. Before then, the fiancé had told him that her father is a former Baptist but has stopped being religious and sometimes does traditional practices. On the day of him visiting her home, he was welcomed even bought gifts for the dad and mum. But he said his spirit was very uncomfortable in that house.

There was an standing portrait of the father on white with beads and regalia to show he is Ogboni. Also in the house, there were a few funny looking art works which looks occult. My friend played cool, the father even asked of his church and he told him. The father proudly said he is a traditional man. After the meeting, the next day he asked his girlfriend if her father is an ROF member and she said yes that she told him before that he is a traditional man.

But my friend is showing signs of doubts. He told me he loves the girl, but that he wants nothing to do with anything occultic in this life till he dies. His family may not agree but even if he insist to have his way because of love, he wants to be sure it will not end in regret.

I told him what really matters is the heart of the person he is marrying. My guy said yes but family background matters. Foundation matters, which is true.

House, what do you think?

My maternal grandparents were members of Ogboni. It means nothing when we were growing up. The father's beliefs and practices isn't a thing of concern to you but you should be prayerful as a husband and father that you will be very soon.
Politics / Re: Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road: Ohanaeze Denounces Peter Obi's Vilification Of Umahi by Bananapill: 3:50pm On May 06
adamusuleiman1:


https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2024/05/05/lagos-calabar-coastal-road-ohanaeze-denounces-peter-obis-vilification-of-umahi/


Ohanaeze should shut up. Obi gave a constructive criticism saying the old bad roads should be fixed before embarking on such project.
Let me ask Ohanaeze...
What is project put out for public bidding?
Does Tinubu have a link with Hi Tech boss?
How will the projected be funded?
Was due diligence and EIA carried out before the commencement of the project?
The worse people to give project to is Indians.
Family / Re: Lady Who Secretly Welcomed Baby With Ex Dumps Husband After Sponsoring Her UK by Bananapill: 12:48pm On May 06
alphonsojaybaz:
Lady who secretly welcomed baby with ex dumps husband after sponsoring her UK master’s

A Nigerian guy told a heartbreaking tale about a woman who, after making amends and having a child with her ex-boyfriend, left her marriage to the man who had funded her master’s degree in the UK.

The lengthy and depressing tale was shared by popular social media user @OurFavOnlineDoc, who said that a buddy had recounted it to him. Eyes Of Lagos reports,





Credit: OurFavOnlineDoc

Chijioke is a typical business man, he will pick himself up and wax strong in the business. He will eventually marry another woman later. Amaka should not set foot close to him in Nigeria. If she must be in Nigeria, she should not be in the same state with Chijioke. Amaka will definitely fake difficult time later in UK and will be forced to return back. Chijioke will run a secret DNA test on Ijeoma and find out he is the actual father. He will take Ijeoma away from her mother.
Business / Re: What Happened To Me At The Bank Today by Bananapill: 2:13am On May 05
Proudman1:
So, I received a good amount of money into my first bank account.

And they automatically freeze the account.

Something less than 100k.

So, I went to the bank to find out what the issue was about and they said I need to do KYC documentation.

My NIN and BVN are already with this people and I've been using this same account since 2015!

Ok, let me do the KYC na, they say my name doesn't match and I need to swear affidavit.

I went to court to do affidavit and then they submitted it and ask me to come back next week Wednesday.

The thing sha weak me because I no get any money to sustain myself till that Wednesday.

But the worst is the utility bill requirements. The support ask me to come with NEPA bill. I told her that I stay in the university hostel.

The next thing she said was that I should go to the university management and collect their NEPA bill and bring it to them shocked

I was like how in hell will that be possible? 🤷

Right now, I don't know what step to take sha. Because who for school management go gree give student school NEPA bill to go complete the student's bank account?
KYX wey OPay and co dey do easily same online. Our banks are archaic.
Travel / Re: Yearly Salary & Monthly Income After Tax Deductions In UK by Bananapill: 11:16pm On May 04
Didijiji:
that is almost 2.6m in a month for those earning 20k pounds


some peoples 2 years salary in Nigeria
Yea and you can save up to 900k.

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Travel / Re: Yearly Salary & Monthly Income After Tax Deductions In UK by Bananapill: 11:11pm On May 04
Mac2016:

I laugh in Spanish. Don't be quick to convert cos you won't spend Naira in the UK. House rent & council tax + tf + groceries lasan, 1k or more is gone. How many people spend 1.5m Naira monthly in 9ja?

How many people get 300k for Naija for month?
My guy dey earn at times 2k pounds and saves like 1k pounds. People dey complain say UK hard but dem no wan come back ... Think am.
UK one billion time over Naija

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Travel / Re: Yearly Salary & Monthly Income After Tax Deductions In UK by Bananapill: 11:08pm On May 04
Kemistri3:
Are you still interested in moving to the United Kingdom (UK) after seeing this?😀



Dr Olufunmilayo

Great income. My guy spends only 100 pounds on food out of 1900 pounds per month. He saves more than 1000 pounds per month. Isn't that a good bargain?
I will still go to the UK.

Rubbish people talking nonsense about UK.
Your month salary go buy motor for UK. Can your own do that in Nigeria?

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Celebrities / Re: "Cecilia Okoro" Empties Shan George's Bank Account by Bananapill: 10:39am On May 04
dollynnn:
I was in the market yesterday and the woman attending to me said "If not for Yahoo guys, sales would have been very poor".

I shook my head and I had to school her on the effects of this menace on our society.
In my usual characteristics, I would have ignored her because minding my business is something I've come to fall in love it. But, I just couldn't let that depraved mentality slide.

I told her how victims of this crime, in most cases, are pushed to the brim of committing suicide. I was really disappointed, a mother for that matter!

I keep saying it, "yahoo boys" are in no way different from a "robber". But some of us, like the woman I encountered, have tried to promote this evil menace to a comfortable pedestal and glorify it. After all, they don't go about demanding the money menacingly. That is what they will use to justify this evil act.

Our Society is in trouble as the fabrics of morality have been eaten up by worms!

To show you the selfish nature of man, I told her she would feel the effect of this menace when she falls a victim and she was quick to interject me with "God forbid!"

That woman have raised morally depraved children. I'm sure she has sons doing yahoo yahoo.

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Celebrities / Re: "Cecilia Okoro" Empties Shan George's Bank Account by Bananapill: 10:36am On May 04
Nostring:
Kai.... Obedient don tief obedient money....

Not cool tho,and I'm sure ppl will come through for her

Another
M...
U...
M...
U...
mentioning obedient. You gon'learn the hard way.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Workers Release Breakdown Of Proposed ₦‎615,000 Minimum Wage by Bananapill: 6:52am On May 04
kenny160:
you raise a good point my brother, not the increment be the koko if they increase to that unrealistic amount demanded by labour, it will creapled our economy totally.

Workers should earn a living wage. Politicians should cut down on their pay and allowances and cut down the cost of governance. Corruption should be brought down to the minimum and see how the country gets better.

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