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babonboard:
[i][/i] Haahahhhahhhahhh lwkmd,heew u people wan kill I had to be cautioned am in the office and no one knows what am reading so i should lower my voice.
Back @ topic,ladies do have their embarassing moments too o especially if the guy too dey, if u know what i mean. Anyhooo i have my own experience too to share.
It was way back in the days there was this bloke on my street I fancy so much that each time we come in contact (passing by or buying stuff from the corner shops), my goes gbamgbam and wish he would just toast me there and then and my answer to d 'toasting' has been rehearsed in my head severally but omo boy no gree toast o.
Eventually,we exchanged pleasantries one day like that and he said there is something he will like to ask me. OMG dream coming true eventually,he said we should meet later on in d day.
I wore my best outfit,almost finished a can of perfume and even got there before him. When he eventually turned up, he asked if i've got the pacesetter novel-Wages of sin!!! To which I replied negative he thanked me and left, gaawwddd I nearly peed in my pant. I ended up hating him like poo and wouldnt even look in his direction anymore

nellaluv:
*yawn* go pitch your tent in the sexuality section. 'cos some1 opened a thread about being arrested wearing a police inscribed t-shirt, every1 wants to get noticed, na2day? lol

phraoh:
Mine was when i was 11,amongst my age-mates in d street,i was amongst d big boys.So a day came when a family packed in newly in d street and dere was dis fine gurl of our age too in the haus.She used to come out to the street to play with other gurls and we boiz always admired her buh we didnt have d liver to approach her as she was relatively new and has not bein familiar with us.So every guy said dat the gurl should b left for me.On the day i was to woo her,we all gathered infront of a shop where people buy drinks and stuffs,den she came out of their compound and everybody started proddin me on.When i approached d gurl and excused her from her friends,she came and said wassup,i stuttered a bit and told her i wanted to ask her sth,she said what and i asked her,[b]"When will u people be travellin to your villa for xmas",mind u we where in april.Gawd i was so embarrasssed and she started laffin while i fled d scene n told ma hommies dat d deed has bin done.Till today,ma guys neva knew wat transpired buh i got to b kool wit the gurl later in life as we nw had a common ground to talk on,ma sori excuse for wooin.[/b]

eldee:
How do I get Malouda from the bench into the team . . . I didn't expect an assist from him.

Krayola:
@ Ibime how does it feel to be out of the CL so early on?    

Offtopic:
I just saw a fantasy player with 181 transfers! Jesus Wept!

chamotex:
I'm playing Muki this week . . . 3 awoof points

chosen04:
This is not one of the characteristics of a REMOTE controlled ROBOT or a CLONED ALIEN?

tkb417:
Nobody can catch that Mubz guy
dude is on drugs

but do u think u can catch me with for real?

Ibime:
When did that Mubz guy join the league sef?

Does anyone know who he is?

Im feening to take him out, along with Terryfic. Let the true Nairalanders and original entrants have a chance to win the league.

Mubz better declare himself within one week or Im taking him out.

tkb417:
gbam!!!
let them declare themselves

i think terryfic is Mukinas friend judging from her previous post and the Gambian flag i saw on his profile
mubz? i have no idea at all

mykali:
that dude is too mysterious for my liking
we need to know who he is?
what are his hobbies?
how does he do it? staying at the top

Tamita:
YES! YES! It's. . . . It's. . . It's s s A GOOOOOOAL ! !, GO0OOAL! ! ! ! GOOOOOOAL! ! ! ! ! ! ! Man U ;2, B.M ;0. Wat a Brilliant GOAL frm . . . . . . . . Who's watching, i just heard a scream frm my Hood. I tink Man u scored. Anyway, i dnt ve Light to Watch d Match. WAT A Nice GOOOOOOO0O0AL frm Bebartov. NICE ONE.

violent:
500 000 will be offered admissions

5,900,000 will have to wait!

2,900,000, will wait for another year, perhaps minor percentage of the population from a wealthy background will move into private institutions while some will try A levels, Polytechnics and College of educations.

3,000,000 of those on the waiting list will give up on the dreams of going to a higher institution

of the 3,000,000, perhaps half, will look for alternative legal means of survival such as learning a trade, becoming helps, more fortunate wealthy ones will open small boutiques, engage in large scale entrepreneurship while  others might take to farming,a minority will start thinking about travelling out to any part of the world to take up a less satisfactory jobs for survival. . . a smaller minority might decide to go into local politics.

half of the other 150,000 might engage themselves in illegal means of obtaining money such as online fraud, extortion, armed robbery, pick pocketing, money rituals, drug peddling, prostitution, human trafficking etc.

The remaining half will simply do nothing! other than stay at home and feed off relatives, many of those will attend more night vigils and Muslim prayer sessions for breakthrough!.


Summary of all the Jargon:

The country is doomed

candylips:
common entrance examination 

dlox01:
CEO  ([b]C[/b]heif [b]E[/b]xecutive [b]O[/b]moita)

Ibime:
Bandely, you try well well, but no one defeats MEND FC at the Yenagoa township stadium. 

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