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Forum Games / Re: What Did You Do Last Night? by BangBang2(m): 1:28pm On Jul 22, 2008
Lady J:

don't mind him,why wouldnt he be?when he has inhaled all d farts of only God knows how many men, from one woman grin

nah i wore a surgical mask but the noise was painfully annoying!

the other one was snoring heavily like a truck driver!!

spikedcylinder:

No wonder you are so weird today!
Lol. grin grin

wat dya mean by weird u silly?hahaha
mwah

Caliente:

[size=13pt]I can imagine. Your mouth must tasting like two ashawos[/size]

my mouth taste super today, i no dey inhale ashawo breathe! grin
Forum Games / Re: What Did You Do Last Night? by BangBang2(m): 1:13pm On Jul 22, 2008
Lady J:

i slept well well naaaa,what else were u expecting me to do undecided

kadijien my darling, awon daddy nkan?! grin

@poster

I slept with two ashawo's and one farted all night!! wink
Jokes Etc / Re: After S#$e%$x Comments By Astrological Sign by BangBang2(m): 1:06pm On Jul 22, 2008
Oyaletor:

Sagittarius: "Don't call me -- I'll call you."
Career / Re: A 2.1 University Graduate, Receptionist? by BangBang2(m): 12:56pm On Jul 22, 2008
IBCE:

I truly wonder about at a university graduate wit a 2.1 be doing as a receptionist. Please, what do you all think?

The 2:1 can be in Yoruba Language or IRK or CRK.

She would probably be making cups of tea, or taking incoming calls.
Food / Re: Fish And Chips Or Chicken And Chips by BangBang2(m): 12:30pm On Jul 22, 2008
chamotex:

what about omi oyon tutu ati garri grin grin grin grin SUPER!!!! cheesy

ewo tun ni omi oyan ati garri

o fe ki oo ma throw-up ni?! grin

u don craze chamotex!!
Food / Re: Fish And Chips Or Chicken And Chips by BangBang2(m): 12:22pm On Jul 22, 2008
chamotex:

na only u go chop this your menu grin grin

me sef wonder why the guy dey combo eyin sise and dun-dun!!

INSTEAD KO JE EYIN DIN-DIN ATI DUN-DUN!! grin
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Money Found In Ex-delta State Governor's House by BangBang2(m): 11:54am On Jul 22, 2008
@Poster

it is a lie!!

this pictures are from the house of a drug lord busted in MEXICO earlier this year

it is no way, ibori's house

(Even though i know IBORI is a born thief!!)

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Career / Re: Best Paying Company In Nigeria? by BangBang2(m): 11:51am On Jul 22, 2008
Scopium:

[size=13pt]What about female bank marketers? grin grin Do they earn much?[/size]


oh yes, they earn bucket-loads of cash after some merciless dic.k beating, cum-guzzling and sordid orgies with managers/clients!! grin
Car Talk / Re: The Best Drivers In The World by BangBang2(m): 11:37am On Jul 22, 2008
geebeeohh:

For all ye petrolheads who is or are the best drivers in the world. For me
3. smugglers grin

agree with u on this one

but best drivers doesnt necessarily mean they are good, smugglers drive dangerously and would mow anything in sight down!! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Nice Girl by BangBang2(m): 11:23am On Jul 22, 2008
Baxilexi:

if there's nothing to it, then apologize to yemi, i htink his hurting.

it took alot of braveness and desprateness for him to have given his name and info online, so the least you can do is encourage him.

r u kidding me?!
apologise to him for what?! NAH MEN I DONT ROLL LIKE THAT!!!
I dont do apologies, m sorry!
how did u know hez hurting?are u guys related or r u the poster in disguise?!

people would never cease to amuse meon this forum

CARRY ANOTHER MAN WAHALA PUT FOR CHEST!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Nice Girl by BangBang2(m): 10:52am On Jul 22, 2008
Baxilexi:

@bang bang, this isn't the right way to go about things, please be civil.

what have i said that is not civil?!

dont even come at me if you read too much into posts!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Nice Girl by BangBang2(m): 10:24am On Jul 22, 2008
yemi 22:

bangbang i can't blame u.i wonder if u av 1.no wonder u put your location as hell fire

i know u cant blame me now, becoz u r full of blame for being a stupid asshole!!!

early momo, person no get better thing to do, e come dey find woman for nairaland, NA SWEAR AND CURSE BE DAT IF U NO KNOW!!! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Seeking Nigerian Alpha Male To Unfreeze Me! by BangBang2(m): 10:19am On Jul 22, 2008
bwolezy:

Hi i saw you post, well i love love to know littleabout you and if you can send me your picture i will be glad to see it, thanks
wole

bros it doesnt work like that! grin
why u no fit put ur picture here make the girl see naw?
drop ur number, picture and email address so they the frozen girl go fit halla u!!
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Married Woman by BangBang2(m): 10:11am On Jul 22, 2008
albridge:

well i pray my friend gets over it too someday soon like you because his behavior is really giving me course for concern.

Meet Nigerian singles here http://something4singles.com, make friends and connect!

i am sick and tired of idiots like you advertising dating websites all over nairaland, to be honest!
stop it!!! sad
Business / Re: Which Good Business Can A Student Start With N25,000? by BangBang2(m): 10:09am On Jul 22, 2008
netmoney:

I have a very good business plan for students of a business that can be started with N25,000 and I am currently doing the business.
It's part time and only requires 8 hours per week.
This business yields not less than N200,000 per year and does not affect your classes.In fact,you decide when to do it.
I sell the manual that teaches this part time home based business for N10,000 and I deliver it one on one to anyone that needs it.
I offer a 100% Money Back Guarantee and I back it up with an agreement using my Name, Matriculation number and signature.
If you want to order my manual,then send an email to nairatree@yahoo.com

arthur23:

Web Design/Hosting Reseller
Are you looking for a business that you can start with less than N10000? Are you tired of looking for a job? Or tired of your present job? Perhaps you don’t mind earning at least N100000 every month.
Then you should consider starting a web design/hosting company. This is guaranteed to help meet the aspirations outlined above.
What’s more? To be successful in this business, you don’t need to be a computer guru and you only need a start-up capital of less than N10000. We will take you by the hand and show you how to be successful in this business.
Send an e-mail now to [email]info@redwoodng.com[/email]. Only 25 people will be accommodated in this free of charge offer.



you guys are just liars!
keep wallowing in your trump-up and cooked-up stories
ask yourselves why you are still paupers paying to browse the net at cyber cafes when u have business plans u cant exploit urselves?!
rubbish, absolute trash!!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Nice Girl by BangBang2(m): 9:44am On Jul 22, 2008
haha ya digg! grin grin grin
u know what it iz!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is Ernst & Young Into? by BangBang2(m): 9:39am On Jul 22, 2008
pharuq:

bang,
You r right. But what would the poor boy do, when he has done a thousand and one research on different companies and still not having a paid job?

Still , You r very right. you have to understand the mission statement of any company you are applying to. shocked

he should not give up

it is all about the quality of application and preparedness that gets you the job at times and not just showing half-interests by sending CV's!!

it is hard i understand, but it is pointless going to an interview not well prepared, the number of rejections would just continuously swell!! grin

@poster

do your home-work right and you would land your dream job one day (with prayers and the right attitude)
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Nice Girl by BangBang2(m): 9:36am On Jul 22, 2008
yemi 22:

hi, am yemi a 22 years old student. i need a nice girl between d age of 22 and 24 for a serious relationship .preferably muslim.intested girl shld call 08057959519.d person must reside in lagos fad2kng@yahoo.com

what about if the person resides in sudan or somalia?!

see ur mouth like "i need a nice girl"

now get ur hands off the mouse, dust your obioma sandals and get the fuc.k out of the cyber-cafe, u jobless dumbo!!
Business / Re: ATM Withdrawal Charges by BangBang2(m): 9:18am On Jul 22, 2008
KarmaMod:

Banks aboard charge you for withdrawing from ATMs as well.Only wya you can avoid such charges is if you use the ATM of YOUR bank. It has to have your bank logo. Like Chase account holders don't get charged for using Chase ATMs anywhere they go. They should do that in Nigeria

and I'd rather be charged for taking money out than have some bloody bank take money from my account every month for no reason. Thankfully my bank doesnt do that nonsense

bloody lie!!

this is so un-true, in the last few years, the few banks still charging for using their ATMS have stopped and it is free widely to all account holders apart from withdrawals made on credit cards(which gets a standard levy added by the credit card issuer, not even at the point of withdrawal). It is utter nonsense to drive 10miles to a Chase Branch or a Barclays bank to withdraw money because you bank with them, when you have a cashpoint operated by HSBC or CAPITAL ONE half a mile from where you are!!

away4real:

That is just a lie. Except u are using an ATM inside a pub, which is not run by a bank anyway.

Please get the facts right.

don't mind the poster above, people just talk a lot of untrue nonsense on public forums!!!

ATMS that charge abroad are 99.99% private companies operating standalone ATM machines in places where banks do not reach mostly

for example PUBS, CORNER SHOPS, AMUSEMENT PARKS, SOME BETTING SHOPS e.t.c.
Food / Re: Fish And Chips Or Chicken And Chips by BangBang2(m): 9:01am On Jul 22, 2008
chamotex:

dun-dun ati epo grin grin grin

try,

dun-dun ati ole OR eja din-din ati dun-dun grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Tu Face Gets 7th Child Out Of Wedlock by BangBang2(m): 8:59am On Jul 22, 2008
ayusman16:

Maybe because u prefer swallowing the semen. It doesnt work that way!

buhaaaahahahaha
Education / Re: Should Nigerian Polytechnics Be Converted Into Universities? by BangBang2(m): 8:56am On Jul 22, 2008
They cant just be converted like that, they need to go through rigorous upgradings and accreditations

Standard of teaching needs to improve, lecturers need to undergo re-training to come up to an acceptable standard

Admission criteria needs to be overhauled and teaching methods amongst other things would help towards a transition

I doubt all this can be done easily, it would always be beneficial to have the divide in tertiary education and i vote for the system to stay the same
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is Ernst & Young Into? by BangBang2(m): 8:51am On Jul 22, 2008
@poster

how can you apply to work for a company and not know what they do?!

it is a disgrace if you have not done your research before putting out the application!!

No wonder people dont get jobs when they apply and lay blame on the Govt or Organisations!!

It is job hunting ethics to do a research about an organisation you wish to apply for a vacancy within


davidylan:

but you applied for a job there? grin

it is just pathetic, the way people just churn out CV's to companies without knowing what they do

no wonder they fail to get a job in most cases
Romance / Re: Faith In Relationships by BangBang2(m): 4:35pm On Jul 21, 2008
'poster

why u come dey quote bible for this side naw ehn?! grin
Food / Re: Fish And Chips Or Chicken And Chips by BangBang2(m): 4:24pm On Jul 21, 2008
lucabrasi:

fried fish and akara with fried yam smiley

throw some fried dodo in as well, and i am on a freeway to belle-full!! grin
Romance / Re: My Girl Is Wedding! by BangBang2(m): 4:18pm On Jul 21, 2008
If you near that wedding reception or party, na GodoGodo wey go beat the shit out of u!!
Health / Re: Is Something Wrong With My Wife. by BangBang2(m): 4:15pm On Jul 21, 2008
@POSTER

YOU DONT DESERVE ANY SYMPATHY BECAUSE YOU ARE A STARK-FACED LIAR!!!

419er:

People feel like posting rubbish at the same time putting a spell on themselves in the name of making thread.
it's good for them, let me move on in search of an interesting thread.

BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS MAKING A THREAD, U DEEM IT NECESSARY THAT U MUST MAKE ONE TOO EHN!!

U DESERVE TO BE BEATEN TO A PULP, IDIOT!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sugar Moma's Needed Urgently by BangBang2(m): 4:00pm On Jul 21, 2008
jamesod:

@mesmerize.
Dat your pics can't give d guy the sugar oh! I saw something like venom onur forehead!

chai!!
Romance / Re: On What Date Did You Disvirgin? by BangBang2(m): 3:57pm On Jul 21, 2008
yesterday!!

got di.s-virgined by sista-woman and Kadijien!! grin

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