₦airaland Forum

sweetorgasm:
mcheeeeeew!!!!!!!!!! do u think i share swimming pools with another person apart 4rm my close ones? its a taboo to me

Bishop4bella:
Am sure a policeman can not be alone in vehicle. They must be three to four.

MOB has made a mistake by burning the vehicle because the policemen we deny that is not their vehicle which their is no evidence of ownership since its burnt.

To the small boy...My your SOUL rest in PEACE.

axiliborha:
I can't marry a short dude because of my children they will become dwarfs.... I am five nine and I don't see my self marrying a dude who is 5'6, 5'5...if he like make he get money or not......short guys are not in my dictionary....they are rich tallk handsome guy all over the place when I can pick one easily

midolian:
front page ke? You no ask ya boyfriend wey dey ya profile? U dey use ya boyfriend dey form for us, u come dey xpect make we give u answer..NEVER!

So if I give u answer now and I come dey call ya numba tomoro, na so u go block me too? NEVER!

#badbelleMood

Cc: Oremussanctus

iswearinowell:
u look lyk u dipped ur pe'nis inside ur babe a$$ nd on bringing it out, it came out with poo



#FROST

iswearinowell:
Lemme advice u...
2morrow mawin go to d houses of all d girls uve bleeped, wen u get to each house, say dis words ''pls bae, i promise neva 2 be promiscuous nd i will stick 2 only 1 lady till i die, 4give me'' nd wait 4 2days, dats all


#FROST

stobery:
Next tym assume u are sitting wt your blood sister

englishmart:
older than your brain.

ajixkhid1:
I was speechless by her response when I asked her have you seen the guy you pixmix your picture with .. This how it happens .. I posted my pin on my facebook wall cus I needed new friends on my BBM .. Out of the new friends that added me she was among .. Wanted to delete cus ion like her to be sincere .. I was like let me wait till tomorrow cus me removing her might be childish .. Late night she uploaded a picture of her with a korean actor pix-mixed together .. Ion know the guy's name but he is in "BOYS BEFORE FLOWER" .. I sent a text SMH at dp .. The next thing was you're not okay .. Well I don't blame you , you nigerian guys are daft .. Ugly .. And not romantic .. I was like take a chill pill now .. Bt she kept sendinng msgs .. That they are better dan us .. Pretty .. Sexy, pink-lips ,romantic I couldn't say a word was just wondering what I did wrong .. When she made mention of my mother deleted her straight up.

Hishuula:
i create time just like you will to reply to this ,so simple bro

Portsmouth86:
No rat here I'm afraid i am 100 % born and bred in Portsmouth, England, UK

Hishuula:
i'm 13 !! No but tell your dad i need one

Tundecool:
Shez 2ru with sec schl.

U know d kinda society we're in, dey'll start saying shii up n down.

xynerise:
Look at my previous post. That is the best idea.

xynerise:
I guess you have gotten the best approach then?

Hishuula:
Hello everybody.


i intentionally create this here because this romance section is the most visited section of all and we must have came across a lot of bad comments either to your own topic or someone else's topic,in this situation you will be like "if to say my papa na herbalist i go call the guy moniker for sango".





i created a topic here in this same section on thursday and got almost 90% comments as insults,though i ve replied them all in a perfect way and i'm sure it will be a hard hit to them, though there are errors in the writeup but wait,na them dey pay for my subscription ? The link later





The thing is that you can insult only if you can withstand it,as in you will have develop an elephant's skin.Now i say shame on you that insult and later say "silent is the best answer for a fool" when the person replied.you start it so you must end it !!!!





You can win an e-fight even when you are at fault,it depends on how good you are at e-wars.



I'm still undefeated in all my e-fights and i can tell you i'm not always right at first but as the war begins you will be confused about who's at fault,no trick,you just have to counter all his post perfectly and let the people following have some laugh.simple as ABC....



For those of you who are not so good at e-fights,make friends with people you know that throws big punchline here on nairaland and whenever you are in a fight,mention them and they will come to your aid if you are right or wrong,what are friends for ?



Look,me i no dey looku they face !! I go send you home straight.na you go show me the constitution wey dem do for e-fight,
you and person wey no get ear dey fight so e con cut your own ear,no stand like mumu say he nor get ear *my broda my sister find better place cut am .them father wey teach them say mak dem dey insult anyhow,write letter give am *








some go still tell me say error dey my post,nor worry ehn? Me and u go sitdown talk how ya papa buy petrol gimme and if na generator he buy haba? We go talk am na






this is the link
https://www.nairaland.com/2372087/does-being-funny-ever-get

Tundecool:
Happy Sunday Nairalanders.

Your matured advice is urgently needed.

Recently, I saw a pretty young woman in my neighborhood & I was lyk "wow" see beauty... Black n Beautiful.

I saw her again d following day, she was walking down my street & i quickly left wot i was doing to stroll with her.

we didn't talk much since twas our 1st conversation but we exchanged numbers & i promised to call her later dat nyt.. and I did call.

Since den, we've been seeing eachoda almost everyday, we talk on fone & text on Whatsapp almost everytime & I'm beginning to really really really like her & I know she really really really likes me too.

Last night, we had an all truth conversation, where everything we say must be d truth.

I asked for her age & she said 17!!!
I was shocked, I wasn't expecting dat... I felt she was around 20-21yrs of age.

I quickly logged in2 Facebook, checked her profile & der it was 1998.

She asked for mine & I told her (22).

Truth is, I've never dated anyone who is 3yrs younger dan I am & dz girl is 5yrs younger.


Pls Guys, I'm confused here....
Should I continue with her or shld I jez take her lyk my kid sis.

Your Response/Advice will be highly appreciated...
Thanks!

Teeboy22:
wetn concern me..

*spreads mat* ..playing with my joystick

Portsmouth86:
I really feel for you guys, I personally am not from Nigeria, however my husband is and he still lives there, when I heard about this I was really shocked because its not very common here in England for women to do that, there are some of course but very rare. I am very independent yet my husband is the man of the house.

My husband works in security and at first was ashamed to tell me what he did for a living, thinking I would be bothered that his job is not well paid, I told him he has a job which is the most important thing, and I don't love him for his job description, he could have the most worst job on earth, that wouldn't change how i feel about him, having the love of family and friends is priceless.

If women or even a man say they have no job then I'm sorry I believe you can find something your hands can do if you don’t have a job. As they say no one is born without a talent.

I am sure if a woman truly is sincere you will find her one day, not all women are the same there are good ones still about, even in Naija

soleexx:
You will belive when I show you the pic of the army after I beat the shit out of him