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redgem:
Hahahahah....Nigerians and their hatred for books
There is this saying by the whites that says 'if you want to hide knowledge from blacks, put it in a book'

don't be naive I cant spend time rreading dz stuff... because its quite irrelevant like the P in pneumonia....

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Ijeleigbo:
Are you single still? When will you settle in life? You must start dating soon. You’re becoming older, you must really think of settling down! These are few lines which
most of us are told on a regular basis by our relatives and elders. The society loves to see a person in a relationship
and well settled. If they are in a relationship with someone of their own choice, people talk wrong things. If they are single, still people talk wrong things. Your couple friends post their honeymoon or vacation trip pictures on social networking sites, which make you, feel lonely and miserable. Your status has always been single since you signed up on Facebook eons ago. All your friends are getting hitched one by one, and you are still in your single life, with a bunch of your friends!

But is being single all that bad? Why is it made such a big deal? Does being single imply that a person is not attractive enough? Or does it imply that he or she has commitment issues? There are many reasons why being single is much more awesome and amazing than being in a
relationship. It really isn’t that bad, as it is made out to be. It can be a great journey for someone as well, just like
being a couple can be.

Let’s look at a few reasons why being single is not bad at all!

1. A free bird
The best reason to be single and commitment free is that you get to be a free bird at all times. You have the freedom to do whatever you like, without caring for a significant other’s emotions or opinions. You are free to flirt with
someone or go on dates with somebody else. Nobody has that kind of control on you, which you might face in a relationship. You do not need to over think an action of yours or its consequences.

2. Emotional Chaos
Just imagine the amount of emotional chaos you are saving yourself from. Being committed and in a relationship does
have its high points, but it sure does have it low points as well. Nights can be spent crying, there might be fights,
disagreements, finger pointing, cheating or even abusing in extreme cases. You might not enjoy the company of a
loved one, but you are surely free from getting disappointed by expecting things from your partner. You are free of all the emotional chaos that a relationship
undergoes.

3. Time to build own self
You can use all the free time that others are investing in their relationship, to build your own self. You can pursue
your hobbies. Learn new things. Socialize a lot. Undertake the adrenaline adventures you always wanted to have.
Spend good time with your close friends and family. Relationships might not always last, perhaps there might
even be four to five failed relationships, but time spent on grooming oneself will never get wasted.

4. Improvise your career
The lack of emotional responsibility, gives you the chance to stay late at work, work hard and give your 200% at your job. Believe it or not, people who are in relationships are often stressed at work. Since you are single, you can use all your built up energy and concentration in your work and improvise your career for your own good!

5. No upswings or downswings
Being in relationship can make life full of up swings as well down swings. This can affect the focus of a person or their energy levels. Constant upbeat behavior or shattered behavior can make you an unpleasant and unpredictable person. People like to be around other people who can manage their self well. Being too happy or too sad is not good for one’s own health and should be avoided.

Source:likelovequotes.com

Too long can't rread....

Op didn't say the list he pulled is the best or the most cutest nairalanders....thats his own list....you guys should put down your list and stop hating on this pple...behave na....

Tymax:
According to research, "Bae" means poo poo.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/2064819_screenshot20150125164018_png3ef5aae9b16e554a7fde104d3e9541f9

Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bae

you actually went aahead and searched for 'bae'?? Wow......and you have a family?

tosyne2much:
lwkmd.. He will scream like bajaj motorcycle

lol keke napep

CashdownNG:
okay ... 10 points for length, -9 for content.

congrats man..

and you are??

sombrady:
add me 51670E37

so you think this ur picc willget you more pins abi Taaaaa

lokito:
That Usher didn't behave well, he shouldn't have only deflated the tyres, he should have also towed your motor to the police nearest police station so that next time you wont be disobedient

you are so dumb......

otipoju:
You sef see am na.. I have zero tolerance for imbeciles like him who just come online and start vomiting the garri and groundnut in their brain on a beautiful thread.

If the guy had any sense, he would understand that when you are younger there is still the urge to impress girls a lot...but as you grow older and become more confident as a result of many conquests and your personal achievements, that urge to impress diminishes and eventually vanishes and you become natural.

Morever since you have more space in your place it becomes less tidy.

..but what do you expect from a boy who still struggles with his younger sister over who should sleep on the couch in a crowded parlour .

... a boy who has a low self esteem and seeks to hype himself by adopting a popular musicians nickname ad his own.

Bangaerlee abi wetin you call yourself. Just respect yourself and stay in your lane.I no get your tilm.

see how fish brain old lame guy expressed his hardship to the whole nl......opppsss.....get a life bro....forming old papa won't help yyour career........peace and love fishbrain otipoju......

otipoju:
Brother I no abuse you and I no abuse anybody. I no sabi you before..you just decide to curse me for no reason ..i no go talk anything for now but please I hope you get body to receive abuse sha..because if I start with you ..na beg dem go beg for you oo.

I just dey go my own jeje...

See the useless guy wey dey blab sef...you are not worth the stress. Pikin sey dem still dey collect pocket money for mummy hand. Taaa.

LMAO..........this old niccur with fish brain.....the more you are growing......the more your fish brain dey depreciate....... Is this all you have to say? When you know all u wana do on nl is to form and ranting about age....y sign up......Fish + cockroach brain......

otipoju:
Na teenages dey do this one naa.

My place is tidy most of the time but if you are coming and I will not make any special arrangements..

eeyah baba 70...pple can be so dumb....look at this one now with a moronic attitude.

[quote author=udyheart01 post=30096435]as as how nah?[/quote well with the look of tinz I will ssay I'm disappointed ....

Mehn.......






You fall my hand...

Unibenstudent:
I give up.

hypocrite...........Alasay

Lmaoooooooo......bikoo

nwonufestus:
hmmmmmmm

you no fit any type abii

SenatorJames:
@op. But its very hard to find a mature man without any of these traits.




Its like women's criteria are changing as technology is advancing.

funny u

I always gat the power and the chance bro...the chance of moving on and the power of happiness....nothing drives them crazy than that....

denzel2009:
ludo

ludo still exist wow local calls

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Unibenstudent:
This lady whom I don't know from anywhere in. Fu.cks name ,started hating on a nigga..she threw tantrums and insults on me..I didn't retaliate but she was zealous to get my attention..so I replied her..and she rested...so today I was going through some sections I commented on her thread and she hurled insults again,,so I could see her nu$mber there I called with unknown numbr telling her why all the insults and I cut call. immediately I log in,she had blackmailed me on nairaland..girls do u support this girls action??

ode nie

wey d pic

Afrok:
Nothing wey U go tell her wey go better pass her own personal conviction, let her be convinced by actions coz words are something ladies hear everyday and the lines seems to be the same or related.

dz is the best advice I've seen on ñl..
..

samflexxy:
see this useless woman-wrapper they call me fish brain o

I don't need to talk much or insult you bro....ur fish brain is kinda of a concern to you self...to bring on dz kinda of topic shows the real woman wrapper....fish brain...
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samflexxy:
yes!!!
Let's stop over hyping some of the ladies here if they already agree to stop hyping us the guys. let's reciprocate it am guilty of this but from today on ward I promise to change and stop flattering them publicly

Guys a word is enough for the wise!!!

must they tell you that one?fish brain!

temmym4:
Lolz. dont take it personal na. it s just a general advice for those who do that. by the way am Married.

hmmm congrat bro

Blebleswag:
Buh its true

if u say so sis.....

temmym4:
lol. so na to dey snatch othe people's gf dey reign now? Hmmm. continue, single ladies don finish for earth ni you will soon meet your Waterloo when you meet that tough dude that will probably remove one of your eyeballs. O.L.E

oppss guess dem don snatch yur gf recently...... don't transfer the aggression on mi na brova.....

rexkexmilan:
OP, snatching another man's hard earned girlfriend may be Cool until you do that to a "cultist".

pray I don't......

Blebleswag:
So u snatched ur current girlfrnd 4rm some1?
U b badt boi.....

using d word snatch makes it look like its a bad thing...

kinggenesis:
Another man stealing a man's woman sometimes have
nothing to do with the man but everything to do with the
woman.

I hear you.