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PhonesRe: I Think Tecno Wants To Beat The Guinness World Record with their Boom J7 by banjicom(m): 8:17pm On Apr 08, 2015
ONLY IF THE PHONE IS BULLET PROOF!
WATER PROOF!
BEND PROOF!
SAND & OIL PROOF
AND MADE OF 25 KARAT GOLD!

AND SHOULD BE UNDER 20K

grin grin grin grin

NA COMFIRM RECORD BE DAT I SWEAR!
RomanceRe: Do You Know Why 'runsgirls Are Not Afraid Being Used For Money Ritual?' by banjicom(m): 8:04am On Apr 07, 2015
angry because they're already Useless huh
RomanceRe: Fat Guys Fart by banjicom(m): 11:47am On Apr 06, 2015
just to start with *clears throat * are u are Male or Female
are u slim or fat!
cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Robbery Education by banjicom(m): 11:39am On Apr 06, 2015
saaedlee:
Op
grin Amen cheesy
LiteratureRe: The Untamed Beast ( A Short Horror Story) by banjicom(op): 11:32am On Apr 06, 2015
Mprex:
continue pls. intriguing
I finished the story already........it a short story.
LiteratureRe: The Untamed Beast ( A Short Horror Story) by banjicom(op): 11:29am On Apr 06, 2015
I had just packed my bags when I heard a knock on my door. The police had found a trail of blood leading through the woods up to my estate and were inquiring as to whether I’d seen or heard anything suspicious. I managed to keep a cool head and talk my way out of what could have potentially been a very unpleasant situation.

I know not why, only that I deserved it. It began to scream. It screamed louder than I had ever heard it scream before, and it sounded mad. The police instantly drew their guns and went in, thinking perhaps some horrific predatory beast had made its way into my home. They eventually found my basement door and threw it open. Slowly, ever so slowly, they descended the stairs. I was at a loss for what to do, so I did the only thing I could think of in the heat of the moment.

I shut the door.

Throwing the bolt across, I ran to my quarters and grabbed my bags, making for the door. The screams of the police haunt me to this very day.

I heard the sound of splintering wood as that … thing … burst out of its cell. It was now loose in the house.

I ran as fast as my legs could carry me out of there, out into the streets of the town I had stalked, into a train and I left that place far behind.

My old home is a ghost town now. Splashed with blood, yet no bodies remain. How I long to return to my estate, to gather up all of my research and burn it so that this might never happen again. I have made many an attempt to do so, in fact, though every time I get near I hear that beast’s wild howls, screaming for flesh.

I know it haunts my home now. I know it wears my wife’s skin, but the worst part of all this?
I let it happen!

The End.

Hope u enjoy the story
LiteratureRe: The Untamed Beast ( A Short Horror Story) by banjicom(op): 11:24am On Apr 06, 2015
She had fed, and now she slumbered. All this time, the screams were of hunger. I shut the door, and went to lie down.

She lasted a few more days, obviously feasting on the other neighbour. It seemed that she only needed to eat once every few days.

Now, I’m not proud of what I did next, but I didn’t know what else to do.

I went out at night every few days, around the time that only a few people would still be around. I stalked the streets and attacked people who walked alone. I would take them back to my wife and leave them in the basement. I would often wake from my slumber to hear their screams, cries for help. This would always rouse the beast and would never last longer than a minute or so. 10 minutes of crunching and gurgling pleas later the deed would be done and I could rest easy for another few days.

Although I did now kill anyone, I may as well have. It was my actions that brought about the deaths of so many, and my actions that robbed so many of loved ones, of closure. How many torn and bloodied rags did I have to burn? How many personal affects were destroyed by my hands? I lost track of the numbers, but surely even one is too high a number!

I was kept awake the its screams – and it shall henceforth be referred to as ‘it’, for I have come to the conclusion that this monster is NOT my beloved – so I fed it. A night of rest for the lives of so many.

Day by day it grew stronger, its strength either increasing or returning, for I know not what horrible beast is now in possession of my wife’s body, and as time went on I was forced to bring home more food. Bigger people. Men. 2 women. A woman and a man. Eventually it was eating a full grown man every day.

I knew, in some dark corner of my mind I knew that this could not go on forever. I could not keep taking people. I was in danger of being caught, and, though I deserved to be, fear took hold of me and that, I suppose, is why I let that charade go on for as long as it did. So I decided to flee................
LiteratureThe Untamed Beast ( A Short Horror Story) by banjicom(op): 11:11am On Apr 06, 2015
I write this as an apology to those who are affected by my mistakes. I hope that you can find it in your hearts to forgive me, though I will understand if you can’t.

My wife was terminally ill and, a few month ago, she died. I was very sad at the loss as she was a marvellous, caring woman. She was kind, and everyone that met her said their lives were better for it. I couldn’t bear the pain though, so I did something terrible.

I will not tell you how I did it or how I learned to, for enough damage has been done, but I found a way to … bring her back. To raise her from the dead. I could no longer bear to be alone, and I made a terrible mistake in my loneliness.

When I finished the ritual, nothing happened. Not at first, anyway. I was about to re-bury her when I first started to hear breathing. With an understandable measure of joy, I realised that the sound was emanating from her mouth. I had done it. At the time I could not fully understand what ‘it’ was, but, in my blissful ignorance, I carried her home.

She was not the same. She was no longer caring, but a primal, instinctive beast. She howled and screamed, snarled at me whenever I passed. I was worried, nt for my own sake but for hers. SHe could escape. She could go out and do something to get hurt.

Let the record show that it was for her own good that I locked her in my basement. I never meant to keep her that way. I never knew that my actions would set a chain reaction of unfathomable horrors into action.

I kept her there for as long as I could, but her screams grew more and more desperate. I was chilled to my very core by the screams of my betrothed, and before long I stood on the rain slick precipice of insanity. I needed to do something.

As it so happened, I was not the only one to hear the screams. My neighbours began to show interest, eventually sneaking onto my estate to snoop around. I caught them in the act, and as I had no explanation for what they may have seen, I attacked them. I didn’t kill them, but they were unable to leave of their own accord and, as I feared the consequences of letting them go, I locked them in the basement with my wife.

This was my second mistake. The first, of course, being that I raised her in the first place.

That night I knew the sound of crunching bone.

Upon my awakening in the morning, I went down to check on the neighbours. One was gone, the other was wide eyed, cowering in the corner and covered in blood. Something else was off, too, though at first I did not know what. Then it hit me. The screams had subsided. My wife was asleep.

To be continued in a few minutes.......
CrimeRe: Theft Case In Oau by banjicom(m): 1:47pm On Mar 30, 2015
angry one of the Posters above me is also a Thief......
As a nairaland officer!, I can recognise a potential Thief by their comment
ProgrammingRe: Programming Difficulties... Needs Your Take... by banjicom(m): 3:48pm On Mar 29, 2015
incredible6:
use codeacademy to learn php if u ve good internet connection... am also learning php presently.. it ain't easy to learn alone but Google is a good teacher.
Thanks bro
ProgrammingRe: Programming Difficulties... Needs Your Take... by banjicom(m): 12:09pm On Mar 29, 2015
I have the same challenges too, although am trying to learn PHP. I just feel discouraged anytime am reading or watching the Tutorial online.
PoliticsRe: Nominate An English And A Yoruba Name For Buhari by banjicom(m): 11:58am On Mar 29, 2015
egift:
In view of all the trend before us, nominate an English and a Yoruba Name for Gen. Muhammadu Buhari. Other names from other ethic groups are welcome (do indicate the tribe).

Note: Buhari already has an Igbo name - Okechuchwu (literally mean "God's portion" or a "portion from the Almighty"wink - Thanks to Rochas.

https://www.thescoopng.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/GEN-BUHARI-IN-KATSINA-PIX-1.jpg
BuHari (hausa name) BuZari( english name), BuLari( yoruba name), BuPari ( spanish name) La Bukari( french name), BuWari ( ibo version)
Now I hope u are Satisfied tongue
CelebritiesRe: Pink Lady! Dencia Flaunts Her Customised Pink G Wagon (PHOTOS) by banjicom(m): 11:51am On Mar 29, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Na your car? grin[/color]
Just a personal preference cheesy cheesy
One man food is anoder man poison.....I just hate anything pink.
CelebritiesRe: Pink Lady! Dencia Flaunts Her Customised Pink G Wagon (PHOTOS) by banjicom(m): 11:48am On Mar 29, 2015
Lala247:
Which car do.u Have

Stop hating appreciate
Just my personal preference and nothing more cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Chicken Dick by banjicom(m): 11:32am On Mar 29, 2015
Hehehehe cheesy the Mods should move this thread to the Sexuality Section Straight cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Pink Lady! Dencia Flaunts Her Customised Pink G Wagon (PHOTOS) by banjicom(m): 11:28am On Mar 29, 2015
angry I hate Pink
God Damiiiiiit!!! huh
RomanceRe: At What Age Will The Private Part Finally Stop Developing by banjicom(m): 4:45pm On Mar 27, 2015
angry at 75years when you are 6ft under the ground tongue
PoliticsRe: Vote For The Right Government Or Your Children Will Remain _stupid by banjicom(op): 2:30pm On Mar 23, 2015
Nicklaus:
The students may be stupid, but the teacher is MoNuMeNtaLlY stupid. Unless they are not learning those things from him grin Vote a good govt. Vote GEJ !
cheesy

Power must change
*picks broom*

cheesy
PoliticsVote For The Right Government Or Your Children Will Remain _stupid by banjicom(op): 12:55pm On Mar 23, 2015
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: (They all chorused): Babatunde Fashola!

TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?

CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!

TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: Warri!

TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?

CHILDREN: 2face!

TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?

CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!

TEACHER: Perfect! What is 1 + 5?

CHILDREN: 15!

TEACHER: That's great! You're going to be _stupid like this until your parents are ready to vote in the right government that would improve the economy and increases my salary!
RomanceRe: Someone Is Disturbing My Girlfriend I Need Advice by banjicom(op): 10:56pm On Mar 22, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]Fvcktard!

There's a rule 14 on nairaland that says you should search if a thread has been created before. If you weren't so dumb, you should have checked that out first. But no! You're too fvcking daft. Else, you'd have realized that there are over 50 threads on this same _shit!

Now, get the fvck off of my mentions. I sincerely don't appreciate daft _idiots quoting me. . . Adios.
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Mr. _idioti for your mind now u be champion for nairaland now o, coming here and talking anyhow on this forum like say na your Papa get am.
Wetin dey pain you, na only u dey here.

Foolish idioti go and find some other place to pour the anger of your useless existence!
RomanceRe: Someone Is Disturbing My Girlfriend I Need Advice by banjicom(op): 10:43pm On Mar 22, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]Fvcktard!

There's a rule 14 on nairaland that says you should search if a thread has been created before. If you weren't so dumb, you should have checked that out first. But no! You're too fvcking daft. Else, you'd have realized that there are over 50 threads on this same _shit!

Now, get the fvck off of my mentions. I sincerely don't appreciate daft _idiots quoting me. . . Adios.
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And what difference does it make, because you read it once doesn't mean you can't read it again!

You are the _idiot here now you see, go and find sometin 2 do with your useless and mannerless life I didn't beg you to comment on my thread
RomanceRe: Someone Is Disturbing My Girlfriend I Need Advice by banjicom(op): 9:27pm On Mar 22, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]You might wanna look up the meaning of "recycled" and "crap", dumbo. [/color]
You are a big fool!
It is you who is suppose to use your brain before typing a comment.
RomanceRe: Someone Is Disturbing My Girlfriend I Need Advice by banjicom(op): 9:21pm On Mar 22, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]Take this recycled crap the fvck away from here. . . _idiot [/color]
what is the meaning of this, are u a soldier
And neva u call me an _idiot again.... If u don't like the topic just move on to the next thread.

It is not by force to comment.
RomanceSomeone Is Disturbing My Girlfriend I Need Advice by banjicom(op): 9:05pm On Mar 22, 2015
Pls I need your advice.
one soldier guy is seriously disturbing my girl friend and I want to go and meet him in the barrack and give him serious warning...should I gohuh

please I need your advice very fast cos my blood dey hot!!! *fist*
angry
RomanceRe: I Was On My Own, The Girl Came (see What Happened) by banjicom(m): 8:57pm On Mar 22, 2015
H

huh
Car TalkRe: Take A Look At The Interior Of This Car. by banjicom(m): 2:52pm On Mar 21, 2015
milestonejnr:
Ogam, it is not too expensive, just £2 million (N595,278,930) and you get yours grin
Wooow! So cheap! cool
RomanceRe: The PHOBIA Of Guys Approaching A Girl: Is It Natural Or Unusual? by banjicom(m): 9:57am On Mar 21, 2015
It's natural just like Fear, you have to Learn to control it.
RomanceRe: Ladies / Guys, How Do You Feel When Cheated On? by banjicom(m): 9:42am On Mar 21, 2015
Maamin:
I would have taking you serious if you where James Brown. grin
Yeah! He was my cousin brother's uncle sister o cheesy
Car TalkRe: Take A Look At The Interior Of This Car. by banjicom(m): 9:40am On Mar 21, 2015
ojotu4real:
boss na just 5k for pre-order, do d needful wink
Ok me I wan pre-order for me and my Girlfriend. you fit give me discount on the price ni cheesy

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