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AikayDaWrapper:
On my point my guy.
@OP to kill any silly b!tches

hehehe

donholy28:
That's one thing with girls...don't swear for them

abi.. so wats d solution

Tundecool:
Bro, I know its not ur guy, Na u gan gan dey d situation.

Anyway, "Ur Guy" should just man up & face woteva comes his way.

no b me o

if u c any error, take it lyk dat cauz na phone i dey use

A friend of mine has been in a relationship with a girl that resides in his area for like 4 years..they were crazily in love bt den d girls parents moved out of the state and so cauz of distance my guy started losing interest in the babe bt she on the other hand was still going crazy for him.... 2 cut d long story short overtime my guy started flexing other girls and he's nw in a new relationship. instead of d guy to stop flirting with d other girl, he didn't, infact he swore to her that since she left he has nt been in any relationship.. Nw here is d problem, the girl he was with is returning cauz her parents ar relocating back to his state.... Most of u will say he shld jst tell her he is no longer interested in her bt dis girl is dangerous (she once attacked my guy with knife cauz she saw him with another girl walking down d street. my guy forgave her tho cauz as i said they were crazily in love)...she recently sent him a message bt to protect my guy cauz i no no if she dey nairaland i will edit it............'Hey sweets i told u am returning soon. kip ur promise don't break my heart or i will **** u.. u knw I've remained single all these years cauz of u.. u cheating on me will b my worst nightmare so please b faithful...

my guy wants to quit that relationship bt he doesn't knw hw.. so nw can sm1 help with a solution to help decipher this problem

to KILL... silently

there's ntin bad in it... bt dnt try anything funny

ok

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those of u telling him to forgive her no get SENSE..so he shld stay with her without having a child plus she's 8 years older than him dat mins when he's 40 she'll b lukin so f**kin old dat when people see dem on the street she'll be looking like his sugar mommy..d poor guy didn't bargain for diz shit.

so here is my advice, if i were u I'll divorce her immediately cauz there is no more trust in that relationship..To hell with what that pastor said, only God knows what he'll do if he ws in ur shoes.. so WISE UP

u guys hav cul names bt mine is epic

BANME.... shikenan

chai c rules... nyc write up op

bbb

no offence o bt ur pic is intimidating walahi !!

kaii

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D guy above me 'myt' b a Fool... i didn't say 'is' o.

where is the pinshure??

This 16yrs old boy was sent to get a fresh human liver and kidney for 50,000 so he lured his neighbours son to a nearby primary school, he stabbed the little boy killed him opened his stomach and removed the intestine before he could finish police caught him. :::::::::::::: pls friends be vigilant watch over ur kids as well as ur neighbours and friends kids.

students:yay we hav won, finally!!

Jamb:we ar trying to help u, y can't u c??

students:we don't need ur help, carry ur help dey go.

Jamb:k, wait nd c.

...... 2 days after admission is out.. 9000 got admission =while 30,000 no get......

Students:chai y me??

Jamb:shebi i tell u..

..... couple of months later,the students register for another jamb....

abeg who make loss?

shogz89:
This ain't a good news,, this is bad news in disguise.. The student should have accepted their faith and move on... I am definitely sure they would be the first set to be thrown out after writing post jamb... Unilag was trying to be fair so they won't waste money and time,, the crowd is too much and they won't still accept more than what they want regardless of how many people that will sit for the exam

guy ur head dey there

wait i thought you said roof top, this is tank top na

plz i need ur assistance.. i bought my nokia x2 lyk 6 months ago. I've tried rooting it several times bt to no avail.. the phone doesn't even show when i connect it to p.c, all it does when its connected is charge.. pls sm1 shld hlp me with a solution.

would hav loved to watch sha bt nepa no go gree

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therealdeal10:
Op Mehn u wicked oo lwkmd c grammatical blunders. Y u xpose ur friend lyk dis?? Wat i dnt get is, is e actually toasting d gal or e wants dem 2 b friends bcus na d 2 tins I dy c dere.

d guy wan toast her bt him no get liver