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Politics › Re: Name One Politician You Know Is Capable Of Ruling Nigeria And Give Two Reasons by Banter1(m): 8:31pm On Aug 10, 2016
I'm a northerner, I will go for Donald Duke.
Politics › Re: Factional Bokoharam Leader, Al-barnarwi Accuses Shekau Of Killing Muslims. by Banter1(op): 4:27pm On Aug 05, 2016
I pray they get more confuse and fight themselves in Jesus name Amen.
Politics › Factional Bokoharam Leader, Al-barnarwi Accuses Shekau Of Killing Muslims. by Banter1(op): 4:26pm On Aug 05, 2016
The factional leader of Boko Haram sect, Abu
Musab al-Barnawi, who was recently named
Boko Haram leader by ISIS, has released an
audio statement attacking his rival Abubakar
Shekau.
In the audio recording, al-Barnawi said Shekau
had violated Islamic tenets by killing fellow
Muslims, including members of the terrorist
Islamist group, living a life of luxury with his
wives, neglecting starving women and children,
and failing to provide food and weapons for
insurgent fighters.
Read the excerpts from al-Barnawi’s audiotape
after the cut
“[Shekau] was boasting that if we
attempt to escape from his empire his
men will kill us. He is a liar. I am not the
only one that left, but eight of us left, all
kitchen cabinet members. And right now
two other top members are on the way
to join us. We are all here. The issue of
Islam is not personal, there is no
sentiment in Islam, and that is why we
are here. Nobody can dare us or stop us
from it, no matter how he brags. Here
we are on our own. Can’t you see how
we left your empire? We left women and
everything and just left with guns on our
shoulders. We would have crushed
anyone that stood on our way.
“We said we would not touch anyone but
just go on our way to our religion. We
will fight for the cause of Allah and work
against personalizing Jihad and against
unjustifiable killings and shedding of
blood. We are out because you came out
with your own cassette. We want our
people to know proper Islam because
Allah in the Quran forbids killings without
justification. Just like Allah gave us
power to kill infidels, there are those he
said we shouldn’t kill without reason.
“In the Quran, Allah forbade Muslims from
killing one another…and he also taught against
killing in secret. If it is serious punishment, it
must be public for people to know and witness
it. But once you see killings in secret, there is
something fishy and this is what we noticed
with Shekau. What he is doing is not Islam. He
said we should follow him and we agreed, but
we later realized it is another thing and we said
no. We have to stick to the Quran and what
Allah said, not [follow] someone’s
waywardness.
“We have vowed to say the truth. If we will be
killed, let us be killed. If we will be eaten, let us
be eaten up and if we will be roasted, let us be
roasted. We will not leave our fellow brothers in
the dark; this message of mine will get to
Sambisa Forest. It will get into Shekau’s house.
We have agents that will convey the message
no matter how he dislikes it.
“Almighty Allah is against killings of Muslims.
Allah is saying better heaven and earth fall than
innocent soul of a Muslim, but you have Shekau
who likes killing our own people. He is always
boasting that he will kill, he will kill. Okay,
continue to kill, you will also be killed. Who will
dwell here forever? Everybody will die. You will
also die some day. And there is no one that will
die without reaching his day of death. You can
see we are here alive, all of us here sitting.
Anyone that Allah did not kill you cannot kill
him. The same way, you cannot stop anyone
Allah willed his death.
“That is why when someone boasts to kill a
man, the man asks him, ‘Why are you in a
haste?’ The man says, ‘If my time has come,
you will not stop me from going.’ There are
several verses that forbid killing of a fellow
Muslim unjustifiably. Our vow that we will
practice Islam is real. That is why we left our
parents, homes, our cars and everything and
came to this forest. How can we then agree to
see you bringing strange ideologies?
“In one of our Shura meetings, someone asked
Shekau how he felt about Muslims running away
from their own land to the land of the infidels
for their own safety. Shekau said [the Muslims]
are also infidels and should be killed like the
infidels. These people are not infidels, they are
Muslims running for their lives, and he insisted
that they are infidels and should be killed.
Shekau is ignorant of the fact that it is
forbidden for a Muslim to be killed after being
chased out of Islamic Caliphate to a strange
land and [when the Muslim] has not taken part
in any conspiracy against Muslims. [Shekau] is
ignorant and needs to be taught the rudiments
of Islam. Islam is not his creation. Only Allah
defines who is a Muslim and who is an infidel.
Even if you travel to a foreign land, you have no
jurisdiction to say who is who until you have a
basis. Anywhere you go you can’t say who is
who. You can’t kill and take away people’s
properties.
“We fled from him with our religion for good. It
is there in the books, when you are not allowed
to do Islam you have the liberty to flee and
follow what you know is right. Shekau, we did
not touch you, don’t touch us. If you touch us
we will touch you and we are many against you.
We have people in your house and even your
present hideout. You don’t know us enough; we
are ready for anyone to kill us, even if it is
infidels, for so long as we will make heaven and
be before Allah. That is why we are countering
the false ideology you are spreading.
“[Shekau] said he is looking for our information.
We also have your information and we are close
to you. What kind of thing is this? There were
states we captured as part of the Islamic
Caliphate and you allowed men to be looting
property. We told you and you did not take
action. We don’t know this brand of Jihad; you
kill children, women and bomb people. We
should be looking for infidels and not our own
people. How can we be killing people in the
mosques when there are churches, barracks? It
is nonsense and Allah will ask you [about it] if
you don’t repent. Another thing is, [Shekau] is
interpreting verses with his own opinions and
the cassettes are being spread. Stop
interpreting the Quran with your own opinion.
We who lived with [Shekau] knew his conduct.
What is not in the Hadith, he will insist that it is
there. Kai, Imam, all these interpretations are
your own creation. Please go and seek
education and knowledge from those that know.
“Nobody should believe him. People should seek
understanding and not depend on his lies. Haba
Imam, have you forgotten our past? Is this how
we started? You forgot your days in our learning
place with your two items of clothing, learning
under the tree? And today you are arrogant and
killing your own people because you have now
got an empire?
“You forgot how you rushed to pass a verdict
over the case of a man over sheep? And you
rushed a judgment that saw the man’s hand
amputated. The same thing happened in Bama.
Five of us were sitting, and the issue came up
of some fighters who married slaves. He
quickly said they should be killed. The killings
spread to eleven persons. Later on, the
allegation turned out to be false. Some fighters
murmured and said there would be no peace
with his injustices. And all these are not part of
Islam. People complained of several acts, but
because [Shekau] was enjoying power he
refused to take action. Who killed the Malam in
Banki? Is it not you that killed him? The same
thing happened to a man you brought inside
and killed.
“You forgot one day I told you that your wives
are not aware that their husbands are alive.
You dismissed me with a wave of hand. And
you said their husbands should be killed. Is it
not you that killed them? Are you not the one
that killed Malam Abdulmalik? He is popularly
known as Baba Abdulmalik, and you killed him.
And you are killing them secretly when, in Islam,
there is nothing like secret killings even of an
infidel. Even if it is Buhari that comes to you
following an agreement, if you killed him, it is
not Islam. Even if it is an infidel, if you killed
him it is not Islam. If you are afraid of their
treaty, tell them we are enemies, instead of
drawing people close tokill them.
“Where did you see the judgment of Allah
secretly done? And you said you are following
Allah. Is it the Prophet that said this? This is
not Islam, Shekau.
“You killed Ameer Falluja because he was close
to Abdulmalik. When he entered, he never came
out. The same way, you killedBagomna because
he bought a house in Amchide. If someone
bought a house, is that a reason to kill him?
With your hand you killed him. Bagomna came
on a bike, and you just killed him. When we
asked you why you said since he went to war
he did not return. You are a liar; you killed him
on your own. Is this Islam? Are you sure it is
Islam you are doing, killing war commanders,
and killing clerics?
“You killed Mustapha, you killedKakaali, and you
told women that they died in the war, but
insiders knew that you killed them. It was Aliyu
that you asked to call one of them. You
remember where you used to stay in one
location. On getting there one day they called
the man guarding the place. When he came,
you killed him. When the second [man]
appeared you repeated the same. From that
moment did we not start failing and losing the
war? You can’t think and repent. When we
fought infidels in Baga, did you remember the
bravery [the men you killed] exhibited? Did you
do half of their gallant fight? You are just sitting
down; they will bring you cars, money, and
other valuables and you still have the guts to
betray them.
“The same way you killed one man on trivial
grounds that he was gossiping. Yet his
contribution to this cause was incredible. He
was producing guns, and you just wasted him.
And you wanted to kill one Aliyu and something
happened. You wanted him killed, but failed and
he succeeded in killing one of the two you sent
to kill him. Is this Jihad? Is it not you that killed
Mujaheed? Is it not you that killed Umar? Is it
not you that killedAbumariam? Abumariam and
Mujaheed were killed together by you. What did
they do to you? Can’t people tell you the truth?
That is why some of us that want to tell you
the truth fled so that you don’t kill us. And now
that we are away, you can’t kill us unless we
kill ourselves. We believe in Allah and have our
own battalions. Send your agents and see a
surprise. None of them can come here; we will
finish them. You also killed Abdullahi because
of a dream. You keep telling people rubbish
about leaders that killed their fighters. Those
leaders killed in the open, but you killed
secretly.
“When Malam Umar was going to honor
[Shekau’s] invitation, he called me and
explained that Shekau had sent for him, but he
had sent words pleading for forgiveness. When
he told me, I said he should believe in Allah and
submit to his faith. When Umar went, [Shekau]
came out and asked for a knife and a dagger.
Very close to the river [Shekau] killed Umar. Is
this Allah’s verdict? This is Haram for Shekau
to make Muslims kill their brothers. Shekau be
careful, we are not part of this; I repent and
will never follow you. I will never go back. If you
fear Allah, you should better repent. We have
revolted against your ideology and now cling to
the real ideology of Allah. We are not part of a
caliphate of injustices and shedding of blood.
We are not part of a religion that is not
dictated by Allah. We are with our leader, [ISIS
commander] Al-Baghdadi. If you say you will
not follow him, we will know the truth. Anyway,
you have revolted and are deceiving people.
You even said it in your cassette that you were
forced; that you only bear fake allegiance
fearing that there would be an internal revolt
against you. Shekau killed many fighters, and
we have exposed a few [of his victims].
“Another case of Shekau’s insensitivity is
abandoning fighters to hunger [as well as]
women and children who go without food while
he is enjoying with his own family.
“Last year, 20 children died of malnourishment.
Recently, 15 babies died in one day due to
starvation. I have a recorded message here, and
I will play it here for all to hear.
(The audio was played and Shekau was heard
saying the following: “That children are dying,
let even 100, 000 die now. Nonsense, am I the
one holding them? I can only do what I can. Am
I here to breed babies? You came disturbing
me. Who told you my duty is to look after
babies? Who told you my duty is to look after
fighters? If this is what you are talking about,
then it is you that should look after me. Is this
what Quran said? What do you mean?”).
Abu Musab al-Barnawi message continued:
“Hear him saying that it is not his duty. Let us
teach you, Imam. It is your responsibility to look
after fighters and ensure their welfare. Go and
study the Quran. It is not me that wrote, but it
is there in the Quran. Anything that was given
to you, you must provide for the welfare of the
fighters. Imagine him in the cassette I played
saying Allah said fighters should feed him. Tell
us where in the Quran Allah said we should
feed you? We know it is your responsibility to
feed us and give us money for chicken and all
our needs. This is the truth, Imam.
“Even [when fighters] advance towards
enemies, [Shekau] doesn’t make logistics
available. The other time, we lost plenty of gas
and fuel tofire. Before, you ruled over us, but
now we are free. Another thing that made us
leave you is because you don’t listen to your
cabinet. If we follow Shekau, we will never
make heaven. That is why we left. Stop giving
opinionated fatwa.
“You don't listen and accept our views. Even
[Boko Haram founder, killed in 2009]
Mohammed Yusuf, he would write his Friday
preaching and table it before us for debate and
scrutiny. We would collectively go through and
work on it. But you refused [to do the same].
Are you more educated than Mohammed Yusuf?
Is it not in my place that you were studying with
your two items of clothes and under a tree in
Maiduguri?
“Another thing is Shekau doesn't make weapons
available for fighters. People fighting a war are
left with no weapons. We have lost many
territories in our emerging Islamic caliphate to
infidels because of your laxity. You are the
cause.
“This was the beginning of our revolt against
you. If you leave us alone, we will leave you
alone. If you continue antagonizing us, we will
also continue. If you repent, we will accept you
and embrace you. You should repent and fear
Allah. This is the open letter to you.
“In our Shura meetings, there was a complaint
that jihadists’ wives were taken away while they
were fighting for Allah. What did you do? You
did nothing, and fighters saw how you don't
bother about their welfare. You just go home
and sleep with your wives and slaves while we
are suffering. We are not with you."

cc lalasticlala

Source: http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/08/factional-boko-haram-leader-al-barnawi.html?m=1

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right To Pray Before Having Sex With Your Boyfriend/girlfriend? by Banter1(m): 1:49pm On Aug 05, 2016
David25:
Hahahahaha.. are you for real feeling like..
Prayer is the key to everything. Pray before you eat, pray before going to bed, pray when you woke up, and pray when you want to have.... wait a minute! did you say "sex" again? lol. you be like "Lord, Bless this pussy and sanctify it ? grin
that is so gangster bro.
imagine
Politics › Re: Fallen Soldier, Sergeant Agba Killed By Boko Haram In North (Pics) by Banter1(m): 12:45pm On Aug 05, 2016
heart broken.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s 2016 Worst Performing Governors by Banter1(m): 9:27pm On Aug 04, 2016
SweetyZinta:
how d heck did Niger state Governor escaped this list?
was surprised he didn't make the list.
Politics › Re: DSS Officials Resign Over Nepotism & Bad Leadership by Banter1(m): 10:01pm On Aug 03, 2016
Mylove55:
God punish those ipod, they stil want to continue in their corruption, they are so selfish.
get out of my mention with your unemployed thumb. I am not iPod, I'm from the northern part of the country Jackie chan.
Politics › Re: Buhari Poses With His Son, Yusuf At The Presidential Villa. Photos by Banter1(m): 5:59pm On Aug 03, 2016
NwaNimo1:
What of his sons from previous marriage?



And wetin the boy study - Cowology?
lwkmd. wicked guy.
Politics › Re: "I Have Been Visiting Buhari In The Night" - Jonathan by Banter1(m): 5:46pm On Aug 03, 2016
indeed.

Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Burn 500 Houses, Kill 4,000 People In Southern Kaduna by Banter1(m): 5:38pm On Aug 03, 2016
And the president will be mute about this latest development as usual.
Politics › Re: Abubakar Bello To Marry Atiku's Daughter - Photos by Banter1(m): 10:57am On Aug 03, 2016
My state don suffer!
Politics › Re: DSS Officials Resign Over Nepotism & Bad Leadership by Banter1(m): 4:23pm On Aug 02, 2016
selfless service to the Nation? Won't they Feed their families? God punish una.
Politics › Re: DSS Officials Resign Over Nepotism & Bad Leadership by Banter1(m): 4:23pm On Aug 02, 2016
selfless service to the Nation? Won't they Feed their families? God punish una.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Babymama Sola Ogudu And Son Look Beautiful In New Photos by Banter1(m): 9:32am On Aug 02, 2016
Mayor21:
Awesome

The boy forehead no be here o
fear God.
Agriculture › Re: Made In Nigeria Rice From Niger & Kebi States (Photos) by Banter1(m): 10:59am On Aug 01, 2016
big up to my state Niger.
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu's Son, Seyi To Wed In Milan (photo) by Banter1(m): 1:39pm On Jul 31, 2016
olatunjithomas:
God is watching!!! undecided undecided undecided

you loot all the money from country with bad economy,change it to a currency that is so scarce and making life hard for citizens of the country, then you fly it all to a ready made country to better improve their economy


in other words, you are fetching from your almost dried up well and pouring in the ocean..

don't worry,there is VIP TABLE FOR TWO for all of una in hell.
how do you know there is a VIP Lounge in Hell?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Crossing Sambisa Forest From Komala Killed Today By Army by Banter1(m): 10:42am On Jul 31, 2016
LockDown69:
OK, who dem epp? angry
they EPP your needy A$$.
Politics › Re: Military Kills 114 Militants In Ogun And Lagos Creeks - Today.ng by Banter1(m): 7:28pm On Jul 30, 2016
Beremx:
114militants? haba mana! shocked

Wey dia dead body?

Nigeria military and exaggerated number of killed militants be like.... grin
everyday you upload this same picture. so boring.
Celebrities › Re: Davido And Sophie Momodu Fight On Snapchat by Banter1(m): 9:50am On Jul 30, 2016
OlajumokeBread:
The baby mama is a frustrated fool.
She has no job
Expecting Davido to pay for everything.
He already bought her a house.
Pays her monthly salary.
Buys things for his child.
Provides for the child.
what else does she need ??


Big ups to Davido, treat her like a strange, we are behind you
a lady making such statement? disappointed. clap for yourself.
Sports › Re: Photos From Stephen Keshi's Novelty Match by Banter1(m): 11:15pm On Jul 29, 2016
I'm saddened. RIP Boss.
Politics › Re: BUHARI HIDDEN AGENDA: Former Muslim Man Coverts Christianity Reveals.. Hmmmmm by Banter1(m): 7:36am On Jul 29, 2016
In Notorious BIG voice..........if you don't know now you know Nigga! I knew Islam is a cult not a religion. All their plans will fail against us Christians.
Politics › Re: Check Out The House Zahra Buhari Built For Over 90 Orphans In Kaduna (photos) by Banter1(m): 7:15am On Jul 29, 2016
Good one and may God bless her. But my question is this, where did she ZAHRA get the money from to build does houses? is she working? the order day she celebrated her birth day, she shared 2million naira and the security men working in the presidency have not been paid their allowances by her father since this government came to power. it's unfortunate.
Crime › Re: PHOTOS: Michael Titus Igweh, 2 Other Nigerians Executed By Firing Squad In Indon by Banter1(m): 6:56am On Jul 29, 2016
May Almighty God have mercy on your soul. And may he give the family you left behind the fortitude to bear this irreplaceable loss Amen. RIP
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Crossing Sambisa Forest From Komala Killed Today By Army by Banter1(m):
Modafuckers!


Meanwhile,


Rahma Indimi And Mohammad Babangida's Marriage Has Ended.

Celebrities › Re: For Baring Her Boobs, Yvonne Jegede's Fans Attack Her On Instagram by Banter1(m): 4:57pm On Jul 24, 2016
Devil is using her.
Christianity Etc › Re: See What Jehovah Witnesses Go Through When Spreading The Gospel (photos) by Banter1(m): 3:21pm On Jul 24, 2016
Lilbrown007:
[size=70pt] LWKMD[/size]
they will laugh at you on judgement day.
Crime › Re: Motorcycle Thieves Paraded Unclad In Agbor, Delta State (Pic) by Banter1(m): 10:49am On Jul 24, 2016
kestolove95:
kill dem or kut off dia hands
why? but then your signature, i wasn't surprised.
Politics › Re: 7 Nigerian Politicians Caught In Akward Situations. by Banter1(op): 3:21pm On Jul 22, 2016
pics.

Politics › Re: 7 Nigerian Politicians Caught In Akward Situations. by Banter1(op): 2:53pm On Jul 22, 2016
pics coming....
Politics › 7 Nigerian Politicians Caught In Akward Situations. by Banter1(op):
Politicians like other people are sometimes
caught in awkward situations. Yet, when
politicians are caught, it most likely makes
the front page.
Thanks to great photographers, such
awkward moments can live forever in
people’s memories.
Here are 7 Nigerian politicians that have
over time being caught in awkward
situations:


1. Jaja Wachukwu


Jaja Wachukwu caught sleeping at UN
meeting
To begin with, let’s go back to as far back
as 1960. The first on record is Jaja
Wachukwu a royal prince of Ngwaland,
“descendant of 20 generations of African
chiefs in the Igbo country of Eastern Nigeria,
was a Pan-Africanist, and a Nigerian
statesman, lawyer, politician, diplomat and
humanitarian.
He was the first Speaker of the Nigerian
House of Representatives. Jaja Anucha
Wachukwu fell asleep at a UN meeting in
New York in 1960.


2. Monsurat Adedoyin


Munirat Adedoyin Rituals
About a year ago, a supposed Lagos state
female politician and former deputy
chairman of Ikorodu local government area,
Monsurat Adedoyin, was caught performing
rituals.
According to a Facebook user, Obiazi in a
post said: “Mrs.Munirat Adedoyin. She is the
former Deputy Chairman of Ikorodu local
Government Area. She is about to contest for
the position of the Chairman of the local
government. She was caught in the act by
some good ‘samaritans’ and the information
and the photographs were passed to security
agencies."


3. Olusegun Obasanjo


Sleeping Obasanjo
It made the headlines, and why not.
Obasanjo, known as Olusegun Mathew
Okikiola Aremu Obasanjo is a former
Nigerian Army general who was President of
Nigeria from 1999 to 2007.
Obasanjo was a career soldier before serving
twice as his nation’s head of state. So you
can tell why it was really big news, when he
was caught sleeping at an event.


4. Umar Ganduje


Umar Ganduje sleeping
Kano state governor, Umar Ganduje. He is
often referred to as the ‘Sleeping governor’
as he sleeps almost every time in public
function.
He is the Governor of Kano state, having
been elected on 13 April 2015, and sworn in
on 29 May 2015. He is also a former two-
term Deputy Governor of Kano state, serving
from 1999 to 2003 and 2011 to 2015 under
the administration of Rabiu Kwankwaso.


5. Dino Melaye


Senator Dino Melaye is popular for always
doing the outrageous. In this picture he
tweeted a while ago, he is seen with Zaaki
Adze the popular musician, with a tray of
boiled groundnuts on his head.
He was trying to according to him
experience his past and humble beginnings
again.


6. Bola Ahmed Tinubu


Tinubu caught looking at woman’s breasts
This picture of former Lagos state governor,
Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu is epic. The
picture taken sometime in 2014 seems like
Tinubu is staring in the ‘direction’ of Shade
Okoya, wife of billionaire businessman,
Razak Okoya. What is even more epic is the
expression of his wife, Remi Tinubu.
What was he really staring at? I don’t know.


7. Ayo Fayose


Ayo Fayose grew up in Ibadan, Oyo state
where he attended Olivet Baptist High
School, Oyo. He is married to Feyisetan. He
conducted one of the most sought after
medical outreach programmes during his
political campaign in 2001.
In the picture above, he was seen with
workers in the state prostrated before him
for coming late to work. Governor Ayodele
Fayose of Ekiti state reportedly arrived at
the gates of the state secretariat as early
as 8:00 am to supervise the arrival of state
workers to the secretariat.

Phones › Re: Whatsapp Not Working On Blackberry, Nokia & Symbian Phones (PHOTO) by Banter1(m): 1:47pm On Jul 22, 2016
ADEWUMIMichael:
Finally !! See What I Saw After Downloading Whatsapp On My Phone (PHOTO)

It was stated early this year that whatsapp will no longer work on blackberry OS, Nokia, and symbiam phone, i tought twas a joke...

Not until yersterday, One of my friend bought a blackberry phone ,unknowingly he asked me to do monthly subscription for him,...
.
.
After doing the subscription, i decided to surf the mb small by downloading some apps, ...
.

I downloaded whatsapp and decided to register it for him...
.
Loh and behold i saw something like this (Whatsapp is no longer supported on this phone please switch to a supported version!!!
.
.
Oboi that same yerstday i sold my two blackberry phones ..(-_-) ...
Abi whats the essence of a bb phone without whatsapp?
he should go and upgrade his BlackBerry. same thing happened to a friend of mine, and when he upgraded everything back to normal. Note: whatsapp will stop working on bb, Nokia & symbiam phone on 31th december 2016.
Politics › Re: Buhari Presides Over The Federal Executive Council Meeting In Abuja - photos by Banter1(m): 6:18pm On Jul 20, 2016
who wan preside before?

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