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Fatso!!!!

Unlimited22:
Are you on sleep meds? Did you call a defense of Godin and Gimenez 'only'?

Without their full backs?

Yes, only....

I can't believe a defense of only Jimenez and Godin is keeping some at bay.


Wow!!!!

Oblak though

Any Suarez supporter still here?

simeone though.

Removed 2, put Correa
Removed 3, put Morata


Lol, this man is madddd

Luisito.......Ubanka!!!!!!

veekid:
not deserved

That's debatable.

You don't know what he said to the referee. E fit be sey e insult referee papa.


There's a reason his teammates were dragging him away

Why is Fatso always this stupidd?

I just hope we don't crack

Phil blocked a shot.

Omo

Shezkid:
It is only open for US resident, so my bro helped me out in US...

Bro. Explain this thing for guys, abeg

tesppidd:
That is like expecting Messi to win us 60 games every season singlehandedly.

For a game of eleven people, only a god could be given such responsibility.

That's the reason he's god anyway.

I understand you man. I just think it's denigrating.

We win, it's Messi's brilliance
We lose, it's Valverde's stupidity.

That's very unfair.

I don't like him too, but we're stuck with him till next season. We'd better get comfortable. Even the players seem to like him

Skales4ll:
She was in her first year though. I dont suggest that they give admission to DE candidates at 100 Level.

Yes they do. Those who graduated with lower class. Even HND graduates with 3rd class get 100 lvl

But yes, they shouldn't have given 2 people from the same state.

Probably, only one of them is actually using the state indigene.

tesppidd:
I think EV has done very well.

But still, he delivered to me my biggest heartbreak as a barca fan.

Blowing a 4-1 lead to Roma. (Not Juve, Not Bayern, But Roma).
Who does that
That is akin to bringing the beautiful game of football to disrepute.

That offence is punishable by a "10 year ban from all footballing related activities."

This, we all can agree on

Skales4ll:
You mean they give two DE admission slots to two con catchment candidates?

Nope. I mean, one of them might be jamb candidate, the other, DE candidate. That's a possible way

Olamyyde:
Is there a stat that shows how many times saved him during those league games? Cos messi was virtually the only player without a league loss last season.

If we loses, Messi doesn't get the blame. But when we win, Messi gets the praise.


Nah, shii don't work like that. The same person gets the blame and praise.

Ibpoly ooooo

Just a daily reminder that Ernesto Valverde has lost just three league games in his managerial career with F.C Barcelona.
He's played 67 matches. Which means a 5% loss rate.(The lowest of any manager in the history of the club.Minimum of 50 appearances)
The definition of underrated.

Skales4ll:
There is one girl frm cross river dat studies in Abu. She told me dat there are two other people from her state in her class. I know cross river is not a catchment area then why did dey admitted more than one candidate?

jamb, then DE. 2 different sessions.

besides, we had like 4/5 students from Edo in my year, Civil Engineering, only one of them actually uses Edo State indigene cert

theoldpretender:
Yeah...some Nigerians play, and there are two rugby pitches (one in Lagos, the other in Zaria) in the country.

Yeah, we have a rugby team in my school

vingeophysicist:
Guy i no like young ladies .i prefer mature ladies , i pray my wife go senior me self.

Yes boss!

vingeophysicist:
Mine was so embarrassing but as a sharp guy, I just had to compose myself.
I approached a beautiful milf and declared my intention to her, she allowed me to speak my mind all through and all of a sudden she said: gosh, you are not up to the age of my sons". I was like what does the heart get to do with age.

Ho Lawd

Na wa o. But you sef, milf?

Foodforthought:
After declaring my intentions, she looked at me for a while and said " How you want am? Back or front? You go sabi do, so?"

Hahahahaha, coman finish the talk, wetin you reply her?

abdeiz:
Was eyeing this girl for a while sotay I sabi her routes. Waited for her one day and approached her from the opposite direction, as we got closer I tried to look at her face and then all ounce of liver I had in me evaporated. . had to pretend I was looking at a friend behind her and quickly passed her by in fear.


Damnn...was a big sissy then

Guyman don wise up now.


Twale sir!!!

dreamwords:
Some Mtk is as good as snapdragon or even better,
Snapdragon is just name

How many?

weedtaker:
Lol midget is scared of herrera and main man.

he saw main mans pass to set up greizman last night, na once dwarff form injury

A half fit Messi is still better than all your midfielders combined. Just so you remember

Soulmender:
saw this pretty looking young girl while getting stuffs at the bus stop, I followed her to a point, as I was about to approach her from back ,I hit my leg on a stone and my hand mistakenly hit her ass, She turned and yelled at me, I felt like evaporating at that moment .It was so embarrassing.

hahahahahahahaha



Tell me no one was passing around there then?

Xaos:
Her name was Keira.

Most beautiful babe in my department.

After toasting her she said yes there and then!

Then she took me to a kiosk and got me something in a black leather. I was so happy. Quickly I checked inside but alas I fainted after seeing the toothbrush & close-up toothpaste she got me.



Believe at your peril.

I believe