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Abeg, abeg, no come here come form o.

We've all had this, maybe once. When the toasting just went wrong. Like, wow. And you feel like ground should just open up and swallow you. Hehe.

Let's share.

Lemme go first.

So this girl I'd been eyeing for a while, I liked her, she liked me, we both know we liked each other, but I still had to do the toasting naa. Although she was a little bit older than me, but that didn't matter.

On the day I was supposed to ask her out, we sat down and started gisting, while my heart started racing. Hehe, it wasn't my first time, but I was damn scared. I can't remember what I said, but I know I stuttered so so much, mumble jumbled and kept saying, "y'know?", "you grab", "you understand naa" when I finished, she let out one wicked laugh ehn. Jizzus

She agreed o, based on she liked me, but still had to laugh my toasting skills.


So, how did your worst outing go?


Ladies, feel free to share awful toasting experience(s) you encountered too.

Make we laugh each other small

StarUp:
If you think alcohol caused it, then you must be high on expired Oshogbo weed... She knew what she was doing: she only wanted to trend as well as attract the BIG spenders. If na alcohol cause am, she for open the vajayjay very well (she only filmed her hips and unstrapped one side of the bra)... Don't be deceived she knew what she was doing.

She actually filmed everything. Full boob's on display, and full Vee even

Rogodo22:
Please I need info on masters info engineering please ice

Thanks for the call bruh iceboy4752


As far as I know, you buy form, apply, then come in for entrance exam. It's mandatory, I heard. Then wait till admission list is out

handle?


Do you even know the meaning of handle?


Guyman is squeezing and pressing

sunnedee2:
Where's the place abeg.
Me wey no comot my room for three days dey chill with my novel.
Just give me a good novel (Jack Reacher et al) and food.
I go stay 24 hours

No you won't. Hehe.

It's designed that way. Even as you don't go out, you hear things persistently. How do you think you'd feel, hearing your own heartbeat, your lungs sound and all. You think you'd stay the 24 hrs? I beg to disagree

Ugosample:
then how come some of them live very big?

They're celebs. They have to. Who doesn't know most celebs live larger than they earn?

Not totally surprised, I heard Radio don't pay much. Not surprised TV doesn't either. But then, they get the popularity for free. Like a celeb.



Like she told me, the pay is poor, that's why most of them have to juggle it with MC at occasions

She dey mad

Both private and public have their perks.

You don't get to carry over a course you passed because of a lecturers non challant attitude in private schools.


And yes, you get to have freedom in public schools.

A friend told me they aren't allowed to cook, go out (unless they collect permission, which is hard to obtain) and stuffs, reminded me of my days in boarding school in high school


I still low-key wished I went to a private school, but very very appreciative I went to a public one

Antoine Griezmann wants to join Barcelona this summer, according to Mundo Deportivo.

The Atletico Madrid striker turned down a move to the Spanish champions last summer and opted to stay at his current club with a new deal running until 2023 with a minimum release clause of €200m.

But he is now said to be angling for a move with Barcelona his desired landing spot, after Atletico's shock exit from the Champions League.

What's important, Griezmann managed to insert a clause of his own into his current deal that will see that amount drop to €120m on July 1.



Ayam not understanding again

ImaIma1:
Shior??!! What is "shior"? A guy makes a point and then says " shior". What kind of guys do we have here?

My mention of God is about the fact that He forgives when people go before him sincerely. And since He sees the heart, He cannot be deceived. Unlike men who have wicked hearts and are ready to stone the prostitute

Whether you admit or not, Nigerians have abused the word God. Every damned thing, it's always God. Even when knowingly doing the wrong thing. Afterall, just like you said, "He's a forgiving God" They waste away their productive years, and later start calling God. E don tire pesin. It's irritating to hear. I'm not a hater of God, but I'm a hater of what we Nigerians have turned it into

ImaIma1:
The way female bashing threads thrive on NL is so amazing. It gives a lot of guys a different level of satisfaction that they cannot even explain.

If you guys like bash o, insult, badmouth...a 40 year old lady will still marry a single fresh guy. You guys are not God...thank God.

No matter what any guy says, ladies will still get married to men. And you guys will get married also to non virgins. So take a chill pill

Don't we ever get tired of using God to just all things? What the OP said, may not exactly true, but he has a point, it's what we all see. In both male and female. Our youths waste their youth, and then we all start blaming God on every damned thing!

It's so so sickening. Let's learn to accept blames for goodness sake. It's not always about God.


Did God ask anyone to fornicate about, or waste their youth?

But when they are unable to marry because of their actions and inactions, it becomes God's plan for them.

Shior

iceboy4752:
But the portal says otherwise.

Apparently I'm outdated.


Thanks

iceboy4752:
Yes it is. [s]180 is the cut-off mark for all courses in ABU,[/s] but you need to score higher than that because there will be competition, as you won't be the only one applying for that.

180 for sciences

190 for art and social sciencea

Leganes are definitely dropping this 3 points today.


They've been unbeaten at home for quite a long long time. Girona is breaking that

cumz:
Atletico to drop point today

They dropped all three

jonsnow92:
Where una dey see una team news self?
Someone posted here earlier that Semedo will miss this match due to suspension, While Dembele is injured and will miss this game.

Well..
There's the squad list.
Lyon tii daaran.

They both got carded in the first leg, thereby supposed to miss the second. Accumulated yellow

I saw that it has resumed too. But I haven't downloaded it.


I hope the 2 year wait would be totally worth it!

Excaperx:
PDP winning in these States but inec want go do osun formula

Sokoto
Kano
Bauchi
Benue
Adamawa
Taraba
River

Let us try to type with sense, please.

Same sokoto Tambuwal lost by 2k?
Same rivers AAC was raping PDP?


Do you even know why they declare elections inconclusive?

What about Plateau that APC won and is inconclusive too? You see anybody crying foul play?


You lots think everything revolves around you. Such a pity. Go back and read on why elections are tagged inconclusive. This is election period, the least you could do for yourself is to get enlightened

Kyase:
Lol, not true.....
I don't mean Kadda town oooo....

See what I was saying?

Kyase:
80%of Muslim voted for him...
80%of Christias voted for ashiru

Hi bruh, I've been following this thread for a while, and I can tell you, most of the people talking here don't know shii about Kaduna. Some haven't even been there before, you'll see that from their comments. You explaining to them is laudable. They have no idea how it happens down here or where it does. Just let them be

We lost to Girona.

0-1

yen yen yen


Na una sabi. Best governor my bum bum

Gerard Piqué made more clearances (14) than the entire Real Madrid team combined (12) in #ElClasico.

An absolutely mammoth display. �

4th straight League Bernabeu wins!


Wow.....ecstasy