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Please wen will d voting proper start?

googlepikin: If dis rubbish make front page, I swear I go drink Jik and bread for breakfast.

eemmmmmmm......r u dead yet? U shuld be if u'v had 'breakfast'. Lol

daduke2k: Huh?? A lil beauty? U̶̲̥̅̊ stole all of τ̲̣̣̥h̶̲̥̅̊α̩̩̩̩̥†̥̥. Do U̶̲̥̅̊ know H̶̲̥̅̊ọ̥w̶̲̥̅̊ pweety U̶̲̥̅̊ are?

lol

Hahhahahaha...... I had some queer experiences I'd like to share. I was told dat as a gurl
1)I'd get preggy if a guy speaks to m( I went to an all gurls school so ws able to avoid men lik plagues

2)If a guy urinates nd I step ova it,I'd hav very ugly children

3)If I step out of d house @ nyt,esp in villa,I'd see dead relatives

4)If I lick mango wif coke,I'll die

5) If I bend down nd look between my legs in d markt place,I'll see people floating in d air,I.e ghosts(nva really chcked ds 1 out)

6) Wen an airplane passes,nd u sing really loud,u'll get a bag of money(u can nva imagine d sore throats I got frm screamin,wondering wot I wuld hv done wf d money @ dat age)

7) I'll be a dwarf if I don't eat beans(hated d food wf a passion) etc

Lmao.......!!!! Mum finish me no b small

poshdiva: I couldnt find an appropiate reply for you so i would let this slide.

I like dat!!! Ure obviously d better nd more matured person. Some fools will jst b uttering tyns d knw nfn abt. Mtchewww

daduke2k: τ̲̣̣̥h̶̲̥̅̊α̩̩̩̩̥†̥̥ a fine pix Barbie blues.
Wish __̅_̅̅_̅̅̅‖̳̿ was τ̲̣̣̥h̶̲̥̅̊α̩̩̩̩̥†̥̥ fine.

thnks dear,buh u wicked o. If u mix evn a lil 'beauty' to ur already hansome face,hmmmmm......wonder wot will bcom of us gurls.

BeautifulNaija: You have pretty eyes, girl

awwww.......thnks

31st dec

simdi cherry: am d last baby of the year... december 31st

me too

MEEEEEEE

Dad all d way!!!! Growing up,I can count d number of tym I aproached mum 4 anytyn.its rily weird buh I feel 'shy' talkn to mum on som issues. D 1st tym a guy asked m out nd even d 1st tym I saw my mens*s,was my dad I ran to.Most of my current cloths ws bot by dad,iv nva evn colctd money from mum 4 my hair or cream or anyfyn. Funny huh? We r very cloz,evn tho I nw stay far frm my family due to nysc,I stil talk wf dad evryday,somtym more dan trice a day,I pray everyday to marry som1 lik him

Lol........thnks deary

[quote author=sweet-tease]But op you can lie sha [/quote]hahahaha........No mind am. Lie lie

2legit2qwt: You ain't fat, you're voluptuous and yummy

Voluptuous and yummy Honestly dunno weda to laugh or cry

Wow!!!! Can't believe I jsy read ds post from the 1st page to d 13th!!! My eyes r on rampage. Anyways,my Question is ds,when will you guys start the 'Phat Chicks' pagnent? Strictly For Orobos like us

wild child: ok she stole 1.9m naira and she just paid 500k as bail and she'll still pay her lawyer...why didnt she just put the bail's money and the lawyer's fee together and give to the company where she stole from and balance later? or is there something aint getting here/

Deary ure eye shuldnt b for fancy. Who tld u that she really stole d money? Were u an eye witness? Bsdes,its clearly written dat she's in jail 'pending' when she pays d bail. To me,d company has probably looted d money and dey are using ha as a scape goat. If she has that kinna money,she would hv bailed herself and probably flee the state or evn d country

[quote author=Mr..Cork]...sweeery ..ladys dont swaaaar...STOP IT! .. Village girl [/quote]You obviously don't know wot swearing even means,ure jst opening ur big gutter of a mouth. Please tell me jst 1 swear word that I used.

holar2ge: I thought girls re gonna say His Money is what dey re attracted to...All of hem be Ole.....No Kudi No Love.

since when is money a part of 'a man's body'? Mtcheeeewww!!!!! Use ure head nah.

Chibuhealth: Genevive Nnaji, Ruky Sand and Nadia Buhari really showed where they came from.,from d sea,lakes and pools......i pit some gals that imitate them....as am a gal,let them imitate me,bt for me to imitate their marine dressing....God forbid......

U are the worst hypocrite of dem all. Y call dem marine creatures jst cos d took poolside shots? Or cos of der swimsuits? Swear you hav nva worn a swimsuit in ur life make motor jam u. Or do u tie ijele and ashoke to swim? UMUNWANYI SELF!

D question was addressed to the ladies o. You guys should quite critizing. For me,my guy has to be tall and hansome(not drop dead gorgeous). And he has to be strong o........I Love Being Carried

My Grandmother nearly had a heart attack when she came to d living roon and saw my brother watching some music videos. She couldn't understand why all the girls were flaunting their "endowments". Then she spent over 3 hours lecturing ME!!!! As if am one of the girls on TV! Buh it got me thinking....what's with all the bo*oty flaunting? Can't a music video sell without girls in 'their birthday suits'? And why is it only d girls? Why can't d guys appear on their boxers? Why just girls on pants and bras? This makes me ashamed of being a girl sometimes.

pweetymama: u cnt even put a profile pix,let's see hopw dirty n haggard u look.if they put ur pix n put d pix of a village dog(nkita),every girl on nl will pick d dog n leave u.m fully endowed(front n bck no miss).u dey feel me?

OUCH!!!!!!

While am trying both verbally and spiritualy to secure a job,I want to also solicite ur help. Please if u guys know of any vacancy especially here in uyo,please email me or tell m so that I can reach u. Am smart,intelligent and can contribute positively to any company in terms of ideas dat will aid the growth of any company.Am serious o. Don't want idleness to use me as a play tyn.

wot made u fink she's lying? Celebs twitter n facebook accounts gets hacked often, why's ha case diff?

Pls how can 1 delete a post or a topic he/she posted on nairaland?

D 3 gurls r cute. Buh am waaaaay cuter#wink#. And white men are no biggy believa me,if u live cloz to dem 4 awhile,u'll super-appreciate our black brothers.Personally,u hav to b tall,DARK n hansom 4 me to evn notice u. Iv nva evn dated a fair Nigerian. Don't knw y som black sisters see whites as demi-gods#yarns#. Soooooooooo wot else s new?

Abeg where s it written dat all female actors are ashawos? Dat som1 acts desnt mean she sleeps around abeg. Haba!

Memphis357: I'm sure she prolly in one hotel right now,on her knees,sucking on some politician's dickkkk!!!
Ain't a good idea making a ho into a housewife!

are you for real Am surprised @ d way som of u men think nd talk. We are humans! Not animals. Think lik a human being 4 once. Ur brain s obviously wasting. Ds kinda scenerio s not new in naija,a man working abroad while his wife stays back in naija,he visits wen h can nd often 'knocks' ha up wf each visit. I guess u guys r all howling cos in ds case,d lady calls d shots nd goes abroad to visit ha husband wen 'she' wants. Being married doesn't make her dim witted or brainless,she's still got a mind of ha own. Most ladies turn to 'yes sir robots' jst cause dey ar married,dey cn evn jump off a buildn if der hubbies commands dem to. Mtcheeew

U are d one who needs to look again. Dat 'duplex' is a yoruba gurl. All u igbo haters can go french kiss a naked wire

jackbauerspower: Guy look again...


that na Akpu and Draw Soup...

Even the face no resemble us...

I fit bet my balls say this girl na omonna...

I add 50 bucks ontop sef say na ur sister

Anti Christ don enter nairaland?

pekelepekele: Ha just like Jesus Christ he died then when Maria Magdalene was still pregnant but Maria did a good thing by keeping the baby safe with also the help of the disciples

this is simply d output gotten from a jobless, hopless and insecure sexually fustrated mind. Woe unto u if ure mum nd sis are dark skinned or if u marry a darkskinned lady. Double woe unto u if ure not fairer dan d europeans demselves! Mtcheeeew..... Get a life abeg!!!

IIIIxRoyalxIIII: LmL@Niqqahs postin pics of other Niqqahz.....

I bet no Dark Female says this guy has a Pouty Face...When the Mouth Expressions are Exactly the Same

I love calling out hypocrisy Yohhh.

https://i49.tinypic.com/33w04u8.jpg https://i48.tinypic.com/23h907c.jpg

Same Exact Facial Expression, Is Lance Pouting Ladies??

Same Exact Mouth.....Look at this Bullshit...LoL

Gosh!!!!! Go suck on a straw!! Are u gay or somtyn? Y dnt u leav d ladies to choose d kinna guys dy want? I prefer dark skinned guys. As u sooooo much prefer d 'barbie-doll man'....u can hav him