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Justiceotuya:
Thats how I went to a popular church in pz area of Zara that Is flooded with students, they asked if I could speak in tongue and yours truly obviously said no

They then said we should wait after service, they took us to the back of the church and told us to start saying random word.

Every one started saying rubbish. They were telling us to continue that the holy spirit will take over. Come see madness, I just had to excuse myself to use the toilet and ran home.

Daddy freeze made a lot of sense majority of those tongue speaking, fire blazing are FAKE

Exactly same happened to me at Christ Embassy in Egbeda, Lagos. I was so confused.

ollah1:
Yes i know. But pastors will criticise what has meaning while they speak jargons in the name of speaking in tonguea and sheeps will hail them

OK you are right but, tongues are supposed to be meaningful. God is not a God of confusion!

ollah1:
What the difference between the incantations said by native doctors and speaking in tongues by Pastors?

The latter will criticise the earlier

Incantations have very deep meaning, things that have been created from inception and as such cannot be changes. These things are likened to the present situation to make an inpact. You get to know this only if you are deeply rooted in tradition.

This tiger sabi take pic oh, see as ẹ pose

E be like say dem force Toyin to snap with this ediot

See who dey talk!

You that reinstated a criminal

donstan18:
Rochas Okorocha succeeded in making IMO state a state of mockery, a state of statuses, a state with much problems and a state that makes the most ugly, funny and strange news on NL.



My credit goes to the editor of the above picture of the lady..... The editor has more sense than Rochas Okorocha, thou the lady's nose looks like a small letter "M"

If the commissioner catch u hhen, she nor get chill at all at all oh

majamajic:
soon we will see commissioner for sex

He don dey somewhere nah

He still didn't mention the reason why he fainted.... Or is it the headline that's misleading?

wolextayo:
I don’t blame him na.
When dem don suspend Keke napep nko. Wetin you wan make he do.
Oya commissioner of happiness come and do your job

That na small thing nah.... What of this

victorvezx:
This is as a result of too much happiness. Kudos to the minister of happiness

Lol

bqlekan:
So I have 100pcs of white T-shirt with the inscription "#EndSars" boldly on it. All you need to do is get one and start a solo protest on the streets of Lagos..

You are the real definition of wickedness

Sapiosexuality:
For me, I know any day they stop me, not a dime is going to leave my pocket. Why are people scared of these idiots? You guys should grow some self worth and stop supporting nonsense!

Boda, e be like say u nor like ur life

Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs.

Where do you live sir?

Chicagoesontop:
I have stayed in other people's country without any form of embarrassment from their police, one day i came to Lagos, lodged in a hotel at Festac, the following morning i was on a bike to meet up with my appointment, Sars people stopped me asked me to pay the bike man by force, they searched me and collected my 2 phones, i showed them my passport that i just came to Nija yesterday, instead the man gave me a thunderous slap asking me to show them where i kept the drugs i smuggled into the country , from there they asked me if i am a yahoo boy and how much i have collected from white men since this year .. i was surprised because i showed them my passport, my ID card and my complimentary card .. After everything shaaa they collected 3k from me after delaying me ... What a shame for just 3k oooo ...

They are criminals

Criminal

sinaj:
Am fine o!

I need to arrest someone for kidnapping you for a bout of marathon kiss.....



I nor mention name oh

thedondada:
This iswhat baffles me the most. That atiku is now the option for presidency.

I rather not vote and let all of us suffer the consequences. Atiku chaiii. We are finished.


No other person to be president it's now atiku and buhari. Atiku!!!!!!

When Buhari became the president, I knew we are finished but, Atiku becoming the president..... My guy, we are completely finished.

sinaj:
their marketers are coming for ur heàd

U nor see as one dey defend 1gig ram like say him life depended on it.... Chaii




How u dey.... U have been missing for too long.

sinaj:
Wat do u xpect from a 1gig ram phone

Or better still, what does he expect from Infinix and Tecno

This pic na meme of the week oh

Tiwa apply makeup for teeth again?

Shuuuu..... Na Bance?

Daniel2060:
That moment Ooni and co sees Obi's Palace

You are confused �

Amarabae:
A country that has Atiku and Buhari to choose from in 2019 is doomed.
Nigeria is under nemesis.

Or better still, a country that has people that think a phuckin Atiku is a better alternative to stupid Buhari is doomed already.

This is not new. My friend lost his wife early this year because of this too. This country is a joke factory, a complete charade!

walosky:
Bushman

Na person like u go come wear socks and boot for agbada...

SmartMugu:
Chairman, your eyes sharp o. You be eagle? Person dey show you him car, na him socks you first look. See finishing. No let make him release album ontop ur matter o. Lol

No mind am, na this kind person dey wear socks for agbada.

Oloorun.... E wear suit, ẹ no wear socks. Stupid dress sense.

Mr eazi didn't take it easy.... After the mixture of coden and tramadol.

Fell like log of wood..... Fall of life!

Benjom:
"Alagadi", it's your choice.

No mind am.... Oloorun. The beginning of destruction