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timidapsin:
Dear Nigerian police, 500k to bail my self? (what a funny encounter today!)
Based on the 777, Edo police took it upon themselves to make some cool cash, knowing fully well people would send location messages to friends about the event...

Before i go on: "I would be happy, if federal government could tutor old and incoming police about what INTERNET / Online business is" it will save the stupidity many are putting on themselves.

To save your stress in this life: Let your sent messages, received, draft be always at zero, anything is an offense to SARs i swear.
i showed them ID no way, i showed them my Cooperate Acc Cheque, they claim almost every G boys now have cooperate Acc / Dorm account, i should show them real facts.

They made me pull of my shirt (chai) searched my body for any marks, checked my thumbs if it has been manipulated, several useless cheques
i told them Google adsense is one of the source, they said anything relating to online is CYBER CRIME, i try to explain that its when its being used fraudulently they say NO, as far as i goto Google and search who to defraud, immediately i fainted in spirit..

They saw Bank transactions and flared up, i begged them to give me access to my phone they ignore, they read my SMS one by one till ending..
When i knew they were blatant illiterates is when: The started checking my Facebook Timeline/wall from their phone with the name found on my ID and said why would i have so much comments on my posts, that i am fraudulent.. i totally stopped talking cos i couldn't convince them anymore, it seems all they want is money.

They saw a comment from one Icekid Dah saying "OMG", they said it means "O mi Gongo", that am a "Marphites", they saw another comment of "mmm", they said its MMM that am using MMM to defraud people.

i was boiling inside mehn, that kind thing, totally restricted to make calls or prove a point..
One said if i am making money online i should give them Adsense number so they can call and confirm (i just weak!)
They said if i cant provide details of people i claim pays me, then am literally doing it illegal, How the they get my account details to always pay me, No way to further explain cos i was not with a browsing phone and it seems they do not even know what E-Mail means...

After few hours with them, i had to reason along the money side, but before then..
Who say police/SARs are not making money? it is one of the lucrative jobs right now, i saw over 100 brown envelopes pilled in with money in accordance to several office with names on each, right before my eyes people where paying 100k, 50k etc just to free themselves (would i challenged them? i was just looking, trying to prove my point because 500k is so ridiculous)

When i discovered i was the only one left and the other idiot was writing a Detention Order (he wrote DENETION instead Lol)
Should i price 500k? i dey mad, even if am worth more i rather sleep in cell than lavish money, i decided to start begging, they where now happy, then said this is what i should have been doing instead of quoting laws (if i hear u say Nigeria have any laws eehn, we have broken our ten commandments)...
"With Pain", i brought out 5k and said Sir please manage it its for you all, the bargain started, they claimed commissioner knows about my case, becos the scene i created was too large that if not 400k am sleeping cell, after much much, as an Igbo boy, i still gave them the 5k, we all became friends gave them few recharge cards, and they are inviting me over..

These are the Tips they gave me, as am now their younger brother:


Now: are these the police that claims to be our friends? so no young man is free? even if not, atleast given a benefit of explanation..
They keep shouting "Oboy say the truth, U dey press, abi you no know say na we first start cultism and yahoo for this benin" - Why do not arrest yourselves instead?

Today, i became tired of Nigeria, i wept for my dear Nation, all those patrol agents all they do is catch get undocumented bail to enrich their pockets..
We are now friends tho, but if i have spiritual powers, i would just wipe out all the officers in that office tonight (God answer this prayer) LOL...


Fidelis Ozuawala

PapiNigga:
The Nollywood actors looked dapper in police uniform on the movie set "Crossroads"

See more photos below...

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/07/meet-latest-cops-in-town-rmd-kehinde.html?m=1

BoneBlogger:
A trending photo of a church member doing acrobatics during a deliverance session has emerged online. Controversial Penuel Mnguni a.k.a ‘Snake pastor’ who accused prophet T.B Joshua of deceiving and tricking him during his visit to Nigeria, was pictured conducting a deliverance session for the young man who seemingly reacted by engaging in acrobatics in front of the congregation.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/man-acrobatics-deliverance-session-conducted-snake-pastor-photo.html

Abbey2sam:
what dah fvck are you saying?
learn to shot your trash when you've got nothing reasonable to sy

zoba88:
A man stripped himself unclad and fought a fellow man in the presence of police while people watch in admiration.It is not clear what led to the incident.I don't know the exact place it happened in Nigeria.They were later arrested by the police


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/07/man-goes-uncladfights-his-fellow-man-in.html

fibonacci2526:
Well was correcting the fact you said glo uses band 20, or was this not your words

"What about fast charge and not having band 20 that recieves[b] glo 4g network[/b]?"

fibonacci2526:
Oga Glo uses band 28 and not 20. Hian. Una go dey argue on top of wetin una no know. Mschew.

fibonacci2526:
Oga Glo uses band 28 and not 20. Hian. Una go dey argue on top of wetin una no know. Mschew.

fibonacci2526:
You mean band 28? How many phones supports that outdated band?

michelism:
Jesus!!! Protein0 you lost some respect from me man big time. I can't believe you just refunded him. You're too rigid for my liking. What's an essence of calling this thread 'family' when you can't even take a sorry from him and us? I can't still believe it

smartty68:
As I speak right now, my solar panel is at the top of my head where ever I go, since our area transformer got bad they've never made any attempt fixing it even with the series of complains. I've been without light for a month plus now. PHED is a disappointment, Nigeria is a disagrace on the surface of the universe.

OP thank you for trying to gimme hope but no hope

Keneking:
Source?

15. It is not the responsibility of electricity customer or community to buy, replace or repair electricity transformers, poles and related equipment used in the supply of electricity.

- When you spend all your salary buying fuel and still pay estimated billing..you shall understand

johnlondon:
Add these ones also
- Oukitel
- Doogee

ninjalove:
Shut up

NwaAmaikpe:


This girl is the personification of ugly.

slimfit1:
The question is why did it take you ( South South) 50 years to realise that you have oil in your backyard and you should have full control over it.

Goodness 50 years even after Sari wiwa was killed he has never been remembered by his people the people he died for shameful people.

jamislaw:
Final Results: Jigawa State Local Government elections:
This is what we call land slide winning.

*Auyo APC 22,341, PDP 00,023

*Babura APC 24, 857, PDP 00,001

*Birni Kudu APC,27,284, PDP 00, 017

*Biriniwa APC18, 328, PDP 00, 004

Buji APC 21,012, PDP 00, 123

*Dutse APC 19, 089, PDP 082

*Gagarawa APC 20, 876, PDP 00, 042,

*Garki APC 19, 384, PDP 00, 011,

*Gumel APC 19,134, PDP 00,072,

*Guri APC 21, 347, PDP 00,031,

*Gwaram APC 20, 023, PDP 00, 008,

*Gwiwa APC 21,333, PDP 00, 009,

*Hadejia APC 20,145, PDP 00, 009,

*Jahun APC 19,456, PDP 00, 187,

*Kafin Hausa APC 21,781, PDP 00,017,

*Kaugama Kazaure APC 19, 089, PDP 00, 006

*Kiri Kasamma APC 20, 111, PDP 00,011,

*Kiyawa APC 21, 134, PDP 00, 004,

*Maigatari APC 20, 281, PDP 00, 006,

*Malam Madori APC 20, 176, PDP 00, 003,

*Miga APC 18, 678, PDP 00, 009,

*Ringim APC 21, 014 PDP 00, 045,

*Roni APC 19,346, PDP 00,034,

*Sule-Tankarkar APC 20, 198, PDP 00, 008,

*Taura APC 19, 267, PDP 00, 021,

*Yankwashi APC 19, 891, PDP 00, 021


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1425609010868995&id=100002597300483

KehnnyCares:
Na fear grip her Na, I thought she have balls ni. She can't even pray for those people safety. I weak for her comment o.
Maybe them dey reason her mbatter like this.

facelessangel:
afonja go and die. When has it become that not voting for a partucalar candidate makes your tribe enemy of ones tribe.

Propaganda from afonja

MrHowto:
Some southern state that are not more than Zaria local government of Kaduna state in both size and population deserve no additional state.

Even the present Bayelsa state should be merged to Rivers State.

facelessangel:
A bill was sent to the national assembly recently to set up South East developement commision to rebuild South east after 50Yrs the FG promised to rebiuld SE and it was thrown out. And our senators and Rep members are still sitting there collecting allowances.

The only leader we have today is Kanu and his IPOB. All those politisiance are on there own. The status quo will never be allowed to continue.

emeka2847:
Lol. Politicians don dey worry about Kanu popularity. He is on his own sha

alade112:
What Exactly Do They Want ?

1.We want Biafra! Biafra or death

2. Ok! Leave North before Oct 1

3. Northern Youth can't drive us out of Nigeria.

4. Restructure Nigeria.

5. We want restructuring but we don't want it under this government.

6. Igbos Oya take meat.

7. Nigeria haba na bone una give us.

8.ok! Give back the meat,

9. No! Small meat still dey there.

10.Wetin Una want gon gon?

Lol! Shea na only Northerners go sit for the conference? Mind you we can't afford to waste another money on restructuring dialogue. Gej national conference report is still there. This present government have already picked some of the report and put it into use.

pitlaterine:
Sequel to https://www.nairaland.com/3889440/osinbajo-declares-every-thursday-taxthursday Acting President, Osinbajo has also offered nine months grace period to tax payers to regularise their tax status or face criminal prosecution for tax offences.

Osinbajo gave the ultimatum in Abuja on Thursday at the inauguration of the Voluntary Assets and Income Declaration Scheme (VAIDs).

He said the scheme was specially targeted at taxpayers who had not declared their taxable incomes and assets, as well as those who don’t pay at all, and those who had been underpaying or under remitting.

Osinbajo said the scheme would cover all federal and state taxes such as companies’ income tax, personal income tax, petroleum profit tax, capital gains tax, stamp duties and tertiary education tax.

Osinbajo said that those who failed to take advantage of the nine months grace period would face criminal investigation and if found guilty may face up to five-years jail term.

Also, only 214 Nigerians pay taxes of about N20 million annually and about 900 Nigerians pay N10 million as tax every year.

http://www.looknaija.com/2017/06/pay-tax-face-criminal-prosecution-five-years-jail-term-osinbajo/

mynd44

bumi10:
government magic

Tell me the name now?? - govt. magic

Them go dabaro everbody - govt. magic

House of assembly and house of rep should be dissolved with immediate effect.
what kind of criminality is this? in broad day light.
Jesus Christ - I feel like vomiting
This is what Biafra has seen and hence seeking for secession.