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Paulina! Paulina!! Paulina!!!
May your bulbous, sumptuous boobies become flaccid;
I pray that your big booty go slim;
I wish that your sexy curvature giving figure 8 turn figure 1;
The Genie will turn your smooth, beautiful face to an ugly one.
You've caused me so great a pain PAULINA.
You won't get wet fast enough when having sex,
May you have sex but never cum,
May your sex partner always have body odour,
May him who you'll wish to kiss have bad breathe.

I spent all my life earnings on you, so that we may make love someday.
You fooled me,You played on my intelligence,You pushed my desperation into the Bermuda's Triangle,
You were quick to know that I think more with my third leg rather than with my brain.
Bankrupt I am, and sad enough jobless now.
I gave you money, and you collected;
I bought you clothes, so you said; "Thank You."I spent and spent, and you didn't hesitate in receiving.
I introduce my penis, but you said; "I am not your type."Do I look like a father Christmas in your eyes?
So you love the pot-bellied monster not me." He is an heavy spender than you", you told me. Ah! I feel used and dump.
Penis captivus will be your portion with the old fool in the names of the notable Middle Eastern gods.
I hereby declare open, the Gate of Hell on You.

© FERT formerly AMO, 2015

Young but energetic
Just one-score old
With marvellous dark hair
Younger than usual
With a natural moonflower face...
And the morning eyes,
The sexy eye balls......
Like some trifling rose
Beautiful beneath the veil
The mouth like a singing bird
Full of delight at the morning
And star-shine at night
A place should be fit...
Fit enough for you
The eclectic days at the seaside
Where white bequest flows by the river banks,
In rainfall at morning and dewfall at night.
And this shall be for music
When no one else is near
The symphonic song of a singing bird
The rear song to hear
The only song that only you admire
This is the canticle of a coming queen
In the broad road that strecthes
And the road side fire that burns
With LOVE and AFFECTION.

Happy Valentine .....Sinaj.

menesheh:
Whats are they talking about, go to your Dictionary type corruption, paste your answer here and check out Stealing too


Stealing is part of corruption but is not actually the direct meaning of corruption.


One important thing to note in his exexplanation is that Nobody actually said that he said "stealing is good".

But, he particularly referred to stealing as 'mere stealing'. what does that explain?

yemmit90:
Can someone tell me the full meaning of that name 'KiKi'?

The short form of Kikiola

Failed to verify even after receiving verification mail.....na wa for naija o

very good move, highly commendable ...but, wait o dem no dey finish? abi na ghost dem be?

I also like to follow this thread closely

Eastherbunny:
some people head the touch
pls ignore her she just had sex

But, that one na cancerously mad sex o.

priscaoge:
Another rape case

What is wrong with these People?

This is Where we need Jungle Justice. ..Put him in a cage,lock the cage, pour fuel all over his body n set him ablaze So that his likes will desist from d act

..A 3yr old girl? Jezzzz that Dude is a Bast@rd

Very true baby! Another reason we may need sharia

Huh! Was that Omawumi or Eve?

Thought provoking ...

hyfr:
I did, just wrote my exact mind

But, absolutely unconnected with the article!

luvmijeje:
This is just an excuse, If indeed the questions were leaked, they should also find a way to get access to the leaked questions.

Corruption again!

Boss13:
I have always had contrary opinions to our military strategies in curbing Boko Haram. Many times we hear Boko Haram attacking cities and probably being resisted by the military or the cities are captured and controlled. To me, it seems the military is not taking the fight to them, probably waiting for Boko Haram to attack. It is good that the military is now taking the fight to them and catching them in unease situation. That should be the case and not what we have been experiencing in the past.

yea bro...at this point it shouldn't be the Boko guys attacking us again, we should rather be attacking them to catch them off guards. Me think this will not give them the room to re-strategise and perfect their plans.

Truckpusher:
wahala go soon dey.

February 15th I will see you like this:

FFK is that you?

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Muyogoa:
i'm not a Gay. I'm HETEROSEXUAL man. I'm not attracted to men but only women. You hear!

Guy, you are not gay yet but, on the graduation to becoming one if u don't like the sweet succulent blossoms except that of your rock hard shit hole of that ur room mate. Beware!

johnsonolajide:
@OP i,am member of nairaland from sydney australia,kudos to you my brother,i,can,t help my self laugh when i,read your topic,
i,think your wright up will be the most wright up i,have ever seen on nairaland website,and also your wright up also make me scare to come to nigeria for now,can nairaland members advise me which cities someone can leave in nigeria,without too much of noise and too much of traffic please?

Go to ur village in Osun ...

oldenglish:
Too much but since it is captured on the budget its not illegal. That is why I keep on saying that whoever is the president is not the problem of Nigeria but the constitution he presides with.

Until the constitution is changed to favour the citizens irrespective of class nothing will ever change in Nigeria.

Somebody must come to initiate the constitutional change ......

DesChyko:
There are just some unclear issues.

1. What are the names of his parents?

2. Where are his parents from in Nigeria?

3. Is there an English translation of the birth certificate?

So far, I think they have no point. If he has a 'birth certificate' written in French, doesn't that make him a citizen of a 'francophone' country by birth?

Even as I do not understand 'french' inscriptions, the names (proper nouns) written in that certificate are either French (e.g. Dominique) or strange (e.g. Kama, Ndanlangu or so), not English or Nigerian.

Besides, Brazzaville is clearly written on it, which I think is the capital of Congo.

These people are just tagging Nigeria for naught other than selfish purposes.

Oga no country wants a Nigerian as their leader so they won't turn their country to something else. I bet you, if Obama was a Nigerian, nobody would have voted for him, dem dey craze ni?

bonechamberlain:
nice...... but still don't understand the purpose of the letter

Correct! so much talk from the professor without actually saying anything, no wonder he was jailed.

WhiteTechnology:
Moderator

Why did you hide my comment



Anyway what this elderly said its what I have being talking about since


CORRUPTION IS NOT OUR PROBLEM BUT THE SYSTEM WE OPERATE


RESTRUCTURE NIGERIA NOW


Resource control/Fiscal federalism

Privatization

True federalism eg state police


Are the shortest route to National development


Buhari won't achieve it because he comes from a part of Nigeria that opposes all these things

My brother, how can you restructure a completely corrupt system when the corrupt are still there and kicking? all effort will be sabotaged like it's happening under Jonathan now..

manutdadex:
i like dis! Churches need to distant itself frm this thieves...next na to pursue dem for holyghost congress! But i dont think dat wil happen! Money tinz!

Remember Pastor E. O Adeboye prayed for Jonathan not once but twice!

OrlandoOwoh:
I tell you. We'll punish him by making him appear before Christaine Amanpour of CNN.

bros, u badt ooooo. just killed him finally.

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Julius262:
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