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godwinkessi:
Is he no ‘posed to a deplomat? Nigeria should give this guys diplomatic passports. I won’t tolerate any international insults on them.

Davido, Wizkid and Rick Ross should get that Nigerian diplomatic passport. Or they should just use Instagram followers to give passports.

10m instagram followers automatic diplomatic passports

Rapmoney:
Throwback Thursday: Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus

At one time or the other, we all had one embarrassing moment on campus that one would remember and just laugh...especially, after many years have gone by.

Mine:

In my 2nd year in school, I was chilling at Nwanyi Nempi pepper soup joint after a long boring lecture from a lecturer who took sadism as a hobby. I had a cold HARP in my front (mortuary standard). I say make I take am dey hold conscience because the stress too much for department. Not long, I saw this tall pretty light-skin girl passing. I was instantly attracted to her but I didn't follow her. I grew up with the mentality of not stopping a girl on the road; especially, when you are not coming from an opposite direction. I quickly did a research on her by asking someone at the joint as if I was working as an investigative journalist for Channels TV!!! I was able to get her name, level and department and the info that she's an 'aje-butter' from a known family in Onitsha. From that minute, I started plotting my 'graph'.

The next day, I planned I would approach her. After my first lecture, I went straight to her department (Computer Science) to accomplish my mission. Na so I spread like virus full everywhere...well polished shoes, starched and well pressed shirt, new haircut...come dey form James Bond. After hanging around for some time without seeing her, I decided it was an unsuccessful trip.

That same day, while discussing with friends at photo stands (where school photographers stayed), I saw her approaching. I pinched myself secretly and told myself that it is 'Now or Never'. Based on say I be Warri boy, I nor fit carry last. Right there, as crowded as the place was, I approached her and that was the killing mistake I made. This was what happened:

Me: Hi, Onyinyechi, how are you doing?

Babe: How did you know my name?

Me: They say when you're interested in someone, you would also be interested in things that pertain to them.

Babe: Really? You've not answered my question and moreover, I don't know you.

Me: OK, I got to know your name from a friend in your department. I'm interested in you...

Babe: (Speaking loudly and angrily to the hearing of every student present) You should have something better doing! Pls don't ever stop me again! Now take some steps back and behave as if this conversation never took place!!!

Ogbeni, na so I pose like vulture wey rain beat...right there wey I stand, malaria, typhoid and diarrhoea hold me at once. I come stand like image wey deh carve for shrine One side of my belle come dey do me like say I wan weewee, the other side come dey do me like say I wan poopoo. To look back na problem. Crowd of guys and babes dey observe me like cinema. Even my guys sef dey help me dey shame! I was receiving consoling pats on the back as if say my palee kpai! Dem say when house fall, goat go climb the roof. Na the courage say at least Warri boy try to try I take waka pass school gate that day. I nor gree show face for photo stands through out that semester.

It's been 18 years now but each time I remember this event, I just laugh it off as my most embarrassing moment on campus.

Came4amod:
Mr tweeter..�

Ardar:
I see nothing wrong in asking your guy to sit with you.

Infact when you enter a cab or a taxi, the Passengers sit at the back living the front sit empty. Besides the guy is not coming down to "perch" beside her, it's just the two of them in the taxi.

Maybe she was a little rude to the taxi driver but selfish and childish she was not.

lilianofentse:
Ghanaians.

Black dirty skinned Africans,
I prefer Nigerians.



psychologygh see how the young lady you were saving views you & your people

tosine102:
Guy come moremi hostel for Unilag 1 coke go solve am

mofedamijo:
You're right, but Kigali has a population of about 1.1million, Lagos is about 16million, the problem with Lagos is the population and congestion, look at Lagos in the 60s........Lagos used to be clean and orderly, but today, the facilities are over stretched, yes corruption is also a factor, but the population is alarming.

tayebest:
A big fat lie Kigali developed than Lagos? Most of you will just sit in one corner of your and blab nonsense!


Rwanda just build an airport, and went to social media to announce it to the world, like WTF? Was it not same Airport almost all state in Nigeria has? I don't where you guys get your information from though!

Younghacka:
State One Advantage Of Having A Girlfriend.