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Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by BarrElChapo(m): 12:42pm On Apr 09, 2020
Martinez39s:
People don't realise that female nature is universal. If you pick a wife in Nigeria and send her abroad to come live with you, she will most likely destroy you in the family courts at one point once she learns about the system and gets engrossed in feminism over there. At that point, she doesn't have to be loyal and submissive because the court system has given her all the power over you in the relationship. Those who live abroad and think picking a wife in Nigeria will guarantee a loving, well-cultured, traditional, and submissive wife are under a great misapprehension. Once these women learn the system and embrace radical feminism over there, the man is done for.
What do you suggest as the ultimate advice ?
Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by BarrElChapo(m):
EVILFOREST:
YES oooo, BRO.
Are you not surprised that the BRITISH PRIME MINISTER only has a partner and not WIFE.
He is not married.
He knows that the moment he MARRIES, he will sink like the Titanic.
CR7 is not also married. They all know.
CR7 can by all means get any woman to sign a prenup, so he may not be too scared to marry. Plus of his 3 children only one can actually say who his mother is. So las las he got the upper hand
Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by BarrElChapo(m):
potent5:
But prenuptial agreement can sort this out if the woman is for real and the man wants it.
You can't be a poor man and be finding prenuptial agreements. Look through that list find out how many were billionaires even millionaires before they got married. Everyone is shouting bezos up and down many don't know his wife was his first staff or to put it better they ran the company from the scratch. That's is same for most of these huge divorce settlements
Politics › Re: Soldiers Repel Boko Haram Attack In Borno, Scores Killed by BarrElChapo(m): 10:22am On Apr 09, 2020
Chad has taught us "Pics or we don't believe" because no news carrier is on the frontline like CNN angry
Politics › Re: Mele. Kyari: NNPC To Stop Running Refineries by BarrElChapo(m): 10:22am On Apr 09, 2020
Abba Kyari Brother ?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Help For A Young Experienced Graduate by BarrElChapo(m): 12:37am On Apr 09, 2020
StarUp:
He said he doesn't like a uniformed job with the paramilitary, so I should kill myself because I want to help someone who is Choosey? The best I could do was help him repost his advert since he doesn't want my offer. Sorry bro...looks like I have become a pain in your a$$. grin
Hello can I please take you up on that offer he pass on ? Thanks
Health › Re: 30 Benue Doctors Display Sack Letters, Seek Gov's Intervention (PHOTOS) by BarrElChapo(m): 11:44pm On Apr 08, 2020
Blessing in disguise. Una be hot cake for America now. Make una enter US Embassy angry grin
Travel › Re: Residents Scoop Fuel From Falling Tanker At OPIC Ogun State (Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 11:42pm On Apr 08, 2020
Chosen1984:
Heavy and UnRepentant Spirit of Death Pursuing these ones..
Guy you mad. Lmaooooooo grin grin I burst out laughing
Romance › Re: My Strange Observations After Quitting Masturbation by BarrElChapo(m): 11:38pm On Apr 08, 2020
smith666999:
YOU DON'T HAVE FEMALE CONTACT ON YOUR PHONE?
THAT'S A BIG FAT LIE!

WHAT OF YOUR MOM, SISTERS, NIECES ETC,
YOU DON'T HAVE THEIR NUMBERS TOO?

DON'T BE A BLOODY LIAR ABEG!
Can't you use your sense at all ? Must everything be spelt black & white to you. shocked sad angry
Romance › Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by BarrElChapo(m):
OP Thank God you survived this. If you don't or have not truly truly made a commitment to serve God. Pls do as you move into the next phase of your story. Good luck
Romance › Re: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by BarrElChapo(m): 8:34pm On Apr 08, 2020
emmaodet:
Hmmmmmm
If a woman dey fire on full cylinders, abeg i no go fit marry am even though i like the crazy sex.
There is a difference between playing/fooling around with ladies at tender age and Marriage. Big difference.
In marriage, you want someone -

Reliable
Discipline
With self-control
Not too addicted
Confident on

And these qualities can't be guaranteed from a woman with high sexual prowess.

We want a woman that will travel to another state or countries for weeks and have the rest of mind she won't misbehave or a nympho who can't just do without sex for a week.
A woman that can't just go for a 3-weeks NYSC camp without been banged because kole mu ara duro (can't hold her body or herself)
When it comes to marriage, Reasonable men (note that i mean - REASONABLE)/will bring out another Checklist entirely to screen the women for a potential good wife.
Thanks
Romance › Re: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by BarrElChapo(m): 8:30pm On Apr 08, 2020
timagentms:
One of my girlfriend when I was in school always shouting whenever she reach organism, she will be will be shouting when I am fucking her when she want to cum, like baby, more effort, is about to touch the thing, you are about to reach the thing, pls Bleep me harder pls, and I will be seriously serious in fucking her, and before you know it, I will shout pls hold me tight, I am cumming.

But my wife in the house, I don't normally pray to reach organism, because whenever my wife about to reach organism, she will beat me, bite me and hold me tightly, just for her to cum.

Please all these I can say are not fake organism.
A least you can score yourself after doing daddy & mummy games cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by BarrElChapo(m): 8:22pm On Apr 08, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
I HOPE HE SUPPLIES MULTIPLE ORGASMS? PLEASE TAKE IT EASY WITH HIM. IF HE GETS TO USE DRUGS IN ORDER TO GO THE EXTRA MILE HE MAY SOON BE A DEAD MAN... WHICH IS NOT EVEN A LOSS FOR YOU SINCE YOU CAN ALWAYS KEEP AS MANY OTHER MEN, BUT CONSIDER HIS FAMILY!!
grin grin grin Lmao bro this is cruel
Romance › Re: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by BarrElChapo(m): 4:36pm On Apr 08, 2020
I blame this lockdown angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bernie Sanders Drops Out Of The Presidential Race by BarrElChapo(m): 4:33pm On Apr 08, 2020
Wow sad the Dems have rigged him out again like they did 4years ago angry
Politics › Re: FG Slashes 2020 Budget by BarrElChapo(m): 4:20pm On Apr 08, 2020
angry
Nairaland General › Re: Manchester City Pep Guardiola Loses His Mother Dolors Sala Carrio To Coronavirus by BarrElChapo(op): 4:01pm On Apr 08, 2020
More Condolences

Romance › Re: See Hilarious Conversation Between A Guy And A Lady On Whatsapp by BarrElChapo(m): 3:56pm On Apr 08, 2020
The lady must be Miss Pepeye of Papa Ajasco grin
Nairaland General › Manchester City Pep Guardiola Loses His Mother Dolors Sala Carrio To Coronavirus by BarrElChapo(op):
Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola's mother, Dolors Sala Carrio, has died aged 82 in Barcelona after contracting coronavirus.

"Everyone associated with the club sends their most heartfelt sympathy at this most distressing time to Pep, his family and all their friends," said Manchester City on social media.

Monday's increase of 637 coronavirus deaths means 13,055 have died in Spain.

Last month, Guardiola donated 1m euros (£920,000) to help fight the outbreak.

The money will be used to purchase medical equipment and protective material for staff involved in treating those admitted to hospital.

Barcelona is in Catalonia, which is one of the areas in Spain with the most concentrated number of cases.

Manchester United posted on social media to say the club was "saddened to hear this terrible news", adding: "We send our heartfelt condolences to Pep and his family."

Spaniard Guardiola, 49, has been in charge of Manchester City since July 2016 after spells as manager of Barcelona and Bayern Munich.

La Liga side Barcelona posted on Twitter: "We are deeply saddened by the loss of Dolors Sala during this difficult time, and we would like to express our most heartfelt condolences, especially to Pep Guardiola, his family and his friends."

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/52173872

Cc. lalasticlala, Mynd44, Dominique

Politics › Re: Nwulu Converts Mansion To Tennis Court, Urges Nigerians To Comply With Lockdown by BarrElChapo(m): 7:37pm On Apr 07, 2020
angry
Romance › Re: The Truth Is Your Woman Talks About Your Performances In Bed With Her Friends by BarrElChapo(m):
My take: Marry a woman who fears God whether virgin or non virgin.

Marry a virgin or the girl you deflowered prior if you're lucky.

P.S. Why would anyone discuss their bedroom affairs with their friends especially the married folks, so that those friends would start running scenes in their heads bah. Never !
Foreign Affairs › Re: Coronavirus: Boris Johnson Moved To Intensive Care by BarrElChapo(m): 9:02pm On Apr 06, 2020
dinachi:
I know he will die. Trump is next. It is part of the evil conspiracy. Why Trump has not been infected is because of the prayer of saints in America.

If Trump is infected, it is all over, evil has won
Coming of Antichrist is near.
You don't know anything. If you wanna be a good Christian pray for him.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Coronavirus: Boris Johnson Moved To Intensive Care by BarrElChapo(m): 8:57pm On Apr 06, 2020
u11ae1013:
God save the king!

I think the whole world should hold China accountable for this mass slaughter, from eating live mice, snakes, octopus, bats to having sex with chicken and fish.

I can never forget my experience working with a Chinese, I once caught a dog giving his wife a head, she poured milk over there and the dog was licking
Hello, Hello Jesus pls it's me, come and take me home. WTH

Phones › Re: MTN Already Tested 5G In Nigeria (Screenshot) by BarrElChapo(m): 7:05pm On Apr 06, 2020
I remember this news it was done in collaboration with Huawei.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And Husband In Court Over House Party (Photos, Video) by BarrElChapo(m): 2:21pm On Apr 06, 2020
princejenks:
This is when you thank God you're Nigerian, just a little discomfort and bad press and she'll be let off the hook after paying a minimal fine. Pause and think, if she were North Korean or did same there,what would be the outcome?
Can you compare even communist china to North Korea. Pls don't be cynical
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And Husband In Court Over House Party (Photos, Video) by BarrElChapo(m): 2:19pm On Apr 06, 2020
I thought the President of the Judiciary directed courts to shut down in keeping with the executive directive.
See the multitudes there still jam packed together. All over the world people are breaking the lockdown down laws, non have been charged to court yet. In one case the person is currently on house arrest. But in Africa we behave like zombies the city is on lockdown yet your find a way of mandating a magistrate to sit plus all the media coverage yet we are in the social distancing era. If one person has the virus amongst them..............your guess is a good as mine.
This Country is a Shithole in a honesty !
Celebrities › Re: Tacha Blasts Ubi Franklin For Saying He Got Her Deals by BarrElChapo(m):
When did going naked on live television become hard work? What do I know sef angry

Romance › Re: I Saw Pregnancy Test Result In My "Virgin" Girlfriend's Handbag by BarrElChapo(m): 2:49pm On Apr 05, 2020
Germi9:
I just dumped my girlfriend yesterday,funny enough she did nothing to me..I want to be alone
Neymar is preparing for his departure If Coronavirus ends this season as PSG star continues to be linked with a return to Barcelona smiley
Romance › Re: I Saw Pregnancy Test Result In My "Virgin" Girlfriend's Handbag by BarrElChapo(m): 2:42pm On Apr 05, 2020
crafteck:
Find work doooooo, how woman be problem for una on nl, make money, be comfortable, get a fleet of cars, see thungs from better perspective, you will stoo posting these shit and be posting stuff like... How to avoid too much girls.... How to make girls say no, how to discharge ladies...
Crap. Who says OP is uncomfortable. So you need a fleet of cars and a billion before you get a woman. Bullcrap angry
Science/Technology › Re: Man Kills A Viper With 64 Babies In Anambra State (Photos) by BarrElChapo(m):
OlawaleBammie:
Wait, snake don later kpain the guy?? shocked shocked shocked
No no. You see even you shock, person wey understand how dangerous those things are no go dey talk anyhow.
Science/Technology › Re: Man Kills A Viper With 64 Babies In Anambra State (Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 10:27pm On Apr 04, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
Oga go to ur western world and leave us in our eastern world biko.


See ur mouth like western world.

He said the viper should hav bn driven away,
Go there now and drive it away, or wen next u see a viper, rubb ur palm on its head and say to it "sweetie, pls go home"



Dangerous animal activists are also Animals Animals demselves.
If he's ever seen that South African guy who catches snakes on Nat Geo Wild, he won't be saying stuffs like that lol
Science/Technology › Re: Man Kills A Viper With 64 Babies In Anambra State (Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 10:15pm On Apr 04, 2020
NaijaOlosho:
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Odogwu aburo guyname cool

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