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Politics › Re: Ajimobi & Akeredolu: These Two Smiling Politicians Are Gone Forever by BarrElChapo(m): 9:11pm On Aug 14, 2024
Anyone mourning Aketi is wasting tears, might sound harsh but it's the truth.
Family › Re: Woman Shares Chats With Her Mother Who Is A Grammarian(Pics) by BarrElChapo(m): 9:08pm On Aug 14, 2024
Nice one..

My ex, who didn't know how to write with punctuation, would always pick a fight when I wrote the right way, saying I was being formal. To write good English is being formal; anyway, good riddance. 😂
Politics › Re: Protesters Who Invaded Kano Court Carted Away Ganduje’s Corruption Trial Papers by BarrElChapo(m): 5:31pm On Aug 14, 2024
So Kano doesn't do E-filing
Romance › Re: Lady Marries A Mathematician She Begged To Come And Marry Her (Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 11:37am On Aug 14, 2024
Zonefree:
The only thing that caught my attention is they went to Ikorodu Marriage Registry and not the famous overused Ikoyi Marriage Registry.



God bless their union.
Every local government in Nigeria has a marriage registry where you can conduct a valid legal marriage under the Act. Those going to Ikoyi well they're either uninformed or have their reasons.
Crime › Re: Seminarian Arrested For Defiling 10-Year-Old Girl In Anambra by BarrElChapo(m): 9:52am On Aug 14, 2024
Dollarmind001:
Attimes i blame parents for forcing their children into this seminary.
Priesthood isn't for everybody but some parents want to bear that name Mama father, papa father
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In the Anglican communion he can marry and be married. He's just a loose cannon.
Sports › Re: Osimhen Won’t Shine At Chelsea – Primate Ayodele by BarrElChapo(m): 8:19am On Aug 14, 2024
Oh shut up !
Crime › Re: How Anambra Journalist Survived Armed Men Attack, by BarrElChapo(m): 9:56am On Aug 13, 2024
That Queen suites axis that at 9pm is already dry 🤔 thankfully you made it.

This should also serve as a deterrent to you no to use your ink in favour of the government saying that Anambra is safe cos it's not.
Crime › Re: London’s Most Notorious Phone Snatcher, Sonny Stringer Is Jailed For Two Years by BarrElChapo(m): 7:02am On Aug 13, 2024
UK's sentencing to crimes are so so so lax. Stealing is at least 5 years in Nigeria. This is just a slap on the wrist to be honest.
Crime › Re: Man Killed, Hand Cut Off As Rival Cults Clash In Ogun by BarrElChapo(m): 6:59am On Aug 13, 2024
Pastoshizzy:
Bolaji Carew your man. Check your history.

It's like a people with sainthood in stoopidity. You people are like highly revered stoops when you try to tarnish the image of our beloved 'Kongi'. Is he from a tribe you're biased against?

Those kids are product of the insane society you have allowed to thrive for so many years.

A proud seaman like me know the confraternity was established to fight against societal injustices and promote social welfare and justice among its members...which your uneducated riff-raff children has turned into Joseph Kony's LRA group.
🤣🤣🤣 How is the fighting ? Has victory come or should aluta continua ?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kamala Harris Leads Donald Trump In Wisconsin, Pennsylvania And Michigan by BarrElChapo(m): 11:17pm On Aug 12, 2024
MadamVanessa:
grin

You don't support Kamala more than me, but the truth is , the time is not just ripe yet for a woman to lead the world most powerful nation.

Wait and see the atrocities of Islamic terrorists around the world if Kamala finally wins. They will even price USA because Kamala as a woman will bring so much emotions into politics and decision making. No woman has the steel balls men have.
Well said 👏🏼
Crime › Re: Man Killed, Hand Cut Off As Rival Cults Clash In Ogun by BarrElChapo(m): 11:14pm On Aug 12, 2024
Pastoshizzy:
So dumb angry
I hear you but it's his legacy 😂
Crime › Re: Man Killed, Hand Cut Off As Rival Cults Clash In Ogun by BarrElChapo(m): 9:41pm On Aug 12, 2024
Wole Soyinka's legacy
Education › Re: Secondary School Students Arrive For Prom In Benin City In Expensive Cars(photos by BarrElChapo(m): 9:11pm On Aug 11, 2024
Good for them.
Politics › Re: Edo Refinery Laments NNPCl’s Failure To Supply Crude Oil For Production by BarrElChapo(m): 9:05pm On Aug 11, 2024
valentineuwakwe:
NNPC is the most corrupt establishment in the country with full successive government support.....i wonder how they will be probe by the same people benefiting from its scam schemes!

May God help Nigeria!
How mêle kyari still has a job is something that amazes me honestly.
Politics › Re: Edo Refinery Laments NNPCl’s Failure To Supply Crude Oil For Production by BarrElChapo(m): 9:03pm On Aug 11, 2024
thank you president Tinubu
Christianity Etc › Re: What Jesus Said About Selling Miracle Products e.g. Water, Soap, Perfume(Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 8:51pm On Aug 11, 2024
zebszebs:
He has moved to Imo state?

He has finished scamming all the foolish Igbo people who attend his church in Lagos?

God punish that charlatan.
Yes they're currently building their permanent site in Imo state as we type, it would be unveiled on the 25th of this month at the end of their current 100days programme.

Amen !!!!! The guy is a highly satanic individual speaking from a personal experience. His days are numbered like the others sha.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Jesus Said About Selling Miracle Products e.g. Water, Soap, Perfume(Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 8:48pm On Aug 11, 2024
livebullet:
They are are all involved in such practices ..the first guys could be called the pioneers in Nigeria(lets not forget Idahosa too). But them dey shock now sef the level the new generation of prosperity ministers have taken it to ....you forgot one JonSin Suleyman
Bro for mentioning Idahosa you deserve a bottle of whatever you take. You know them well.

I just mentioned the pioneers, Suleiman that cannot control his loins 🤣 that one is a direct seed of Idahosa and completely useless 😂
Anyone that traces his call to them as his/her spiritual father or goes to bow to them are of the devil (Enenche, Ibioyomie, Oyahkilome etc) , the implication is that most pastors are all of the devil.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Jesus Said About Selling Miracle Products e.g. Water, Soap, Perfume(Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 8:42pm On Aug 11, 2024
zebszebs:
I don't you hate these men as much as I do.

You are that ebuka obi?

The 40-year-old, virgin boy?

His cup will soon be full
😂😂🤝🤝

Ebuka obi is the Zion guy.
The guy isn't even a virgin, there's a small talk that he has impregnated a woman in the past.
He's move to Imo state is the beginning of his expiry.
We will be here to laugh at his followers.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Condoles With persons Who Died During #EndBadGovernance Protests by BarrElChapo(m): 1:24pm On Aug 11, 2024
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Christianity Etc › Re: What Jesus Said About Selling Miracle Products e.g. Water, Soap, Perfume(Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 9:19am On Aug 11, 2024
T,B Joshua ( who is obviously burning in a cubicle in hell) Jeremiah fufu, Adeboye, Oyedepo, Kumuyi, Oyedepo, Ebuka Obi are all of the devil and monumental scammers
Christianity Etc › Re: Verydarkman Takes Pastor Jeremiah's Healing Products To NAFDAC To File Petition. by BarrElChapo(m): 8:11pm On Aug 10, 2024
Sapasenator:
Dude is going to get himself into trouble. These are satanic men and have nothing to do with God .
Christianity Etc › Re: Verydarkman Takes Pastor Jeremiah's Healing Products To NAFDAC To File Petition. by BarrElChapo(m): 8:09pm On Aug 10, 2024
sreamsense:
To him now, he is doing guy not knowing he is working curses upon himself and unborn generation thinking he is mocking him. He wants to use the man of God to get public star. No respect for elders, no fear of God and no respect for any authority. What do you want to get by spoiling and bringing someone else down? If he is not of God, leave him for God to weigh His work and reward him himself. Judgement is of God, he will reward everybody one day according to their deeds
God is not a magician or a fortune teller. Jeremiah fufu whatever his name is, is of the devil clear and simple.
Foreign Affairs › Re: See Kamala Harris Rally Crowd Sizes So Far (Wisconsin, Michigan, Arizona) by BarrElChapo(m): 5:29pm On Aug 10, 2024
RenaissanceGuy:
My only observation is how campaign rallies are held indoors in the US while here in Nigeria, it's every man and woman for himself under scorching sunlight and rain.
Trump does outdoors until the assassination attempt, which might likely end outdoorsy stylied rally.
Foreign Affairs › Re: See Kamala Harris Rally Crowd Sizes So Far (Wisconsin, Michigan, Arizona) by BarrElChapo(m): 5:26pm On Aug 10, 2024
Tells us numbers.. no be camera angle
Politics › Re: Nigerians Begin One-Million Man March In Abuja In Day 10 by BarrElChapo(m): 11:32am On Aug 10, 2024
RemiClitHoris:
Tinubu, a bad man with bad intentions.

Thunder fire all those who protested in 2012 against Jonathan, including all the scam pastors, Imam, foolish professors and tribal bigoted idiots. They protested, lied and caused chaos in the country so that they will have something to hold against Jonathan, a good man with good intentions.....How far today?

Nigerians will continue to suffer till eternity unless we do the right things.....stop ethnic, religious bigotry and discrimination, hate, nepotism, corruption and systematic subjugation and sidelining of well meaning Nigerians in the running of affairs of this country.
I saw Adeboye leading a group. Today he's gone dumb saying Nigeria's problem is spiritual in 2024.

I pity myself for my foolishness in the past but those who in 2024 still follow him blindly.
Celebrities › Re: Hulk Hogan Considering Legal Action Over Movie About His Sex Tape Scandal by BarrElChapo(m): 10:09am On Aug 10, 2024
ArchSolutions:
Pls and pls, the Hulk is a symbol of our childhood innocence. Don't stain that memory with any sex related scandal pls. As far as we're concerned, the Hulk doesn't even have sex. He only beats people and tears his singlet. Use the Kardashians for your movie no problem. Leave our Hulk for us. Plsss
😭😭😭🙏🏾
Family › Re: Do I Need A Registry Marriage After A Church Marriage? Lawyers In The House by BarrElChapo(m): 8:42am On Aug 10, 2024
Divoc19:
If you want your marriage to be recognized by Nigerian Law. Do a Court/Registry marriage.

If you want to keep your marriage simple. Customary/Sharia Court still gat your back when issues arise.

Married or not. If you want your partner to take responsibility of his/her offspring, go to court with prove of fatherhood/motherhood.

We have Human Rights and Child Rights lawyers everywhere.

Some activists nko? Dem dey

Religion and Government are on two parallel lines.

Where is OnionBandit undecided
Don't comment for the sake of it especially when you don't understand what is being discussed.
Career › Re: Immigration Officer Suspended After Video Of Him "Begging" A Tourist Went Viral by BarrElChapo(m): 12:16am On Aug 10, 2024
Favoured231:
Please dear Daddy and Mommy, forgive me for bringing this here. am doing this because av run out of options and I don't have any other choice. My name is kelly, I gave birth to my boy Ayomide 2 years ago and since then it has been a rollercoaster of one event to another. My fiance abandoned us and I move in back with my parents taking care of my son all alone without any assistance even though he was always falling very sick all the time. I notice that he always feels discomfort when his trying to breath so I looked for money to take my son to the hospital. He was diagnosed with congenital heart defect, a hole in his heart, as the cause of his breathing problems. I've cried my eyes out but if only crying can solve problem. I can't stand to see my child in pain.

I've gone almost everywhere I can possibly go but no hope except for hospital. Doctors say that he will need to undergo surgery at UCH for N4.5million and my family with the help of some very kind hearted people have been able to raise part of N3 million. We have sold off almost everything valuable to us but it's not yet enough, that why I am appealing to well meaning Nigerians, if you're touched to save my son's life, please find it in your kind heart to extend a hand of help to him. Nothing is too small in the sight of God. Am calling kind hearted people, please help save my boys life. Please am also calling upon any NGO that can accept my sons condition please. May God almighty bless you immensely and wipe away sorrow from your eye. Amen.

Video Prove;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJ__ZhUrPY?si=FMEDJgl_VC6lEpuG

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Kelly Monday
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This fraud you're begging on a thread calling out begging fraudsters. You have balls
Nairaland General › Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by BarrElChapo(m): 8:23pm On Aug 09, 2024
Madewithlove:
Venator venatur

When the hunter become the hunted. These past couple of weeks is by God grace am surviving. From battling the intenst heat, dodging bullet gwo gwo gwo gwo ngwo and calming the hungry worms staging protest in my stomach. It not been easy. Genesis of my delimar started, when some weeks back HQ said we should pack our bags and equipments we are going to Port Harcourt for reinforcement and reconnaissance.

Before 0600 hours we have already load our personal effects on the TATA (lorry), while we wait for buses HQ called we should stand down no movement again, by then our personal effects (containing our dry rations, tent, blankets, gas cooker e.t.c) has gone far. I went to mess (kitchen) to collect lunch they said "no food for us" that how we started fasting.

On a normal day I don't use to eat food from the mess I cook or I eat my dry rations to avoid food poison. My gas cooker and pot by now would have reached Port Harcourt by now. After much deliberation and consideration, base said they would only give us lunch. The lunch they gave me that day was the final nail hammer into my torment.
For the next two days I was having serious running stomach and pass piosion fart to kill an elephant. I thought it was normal fart I want to fart, I adjust and set my bum bum only to discover I have shit on my pants. I had to wash my uniform and tire wrapper. Everybody was just starting at me like Ashawo.
As I was waiting for my uniform to dry (advantage of Borno sun) that was the time BH said they should attack our base. Come and see how I jump inside trench to take cover. It turns out be false alarm. That was the time uncle snake decide to come and find food and what food tastes better than my fresh laps. Without wasting time I expanded two rounds to kill uncle snake. A feet that was not easy considering uncle snake was cunning. Fire ready, snake meat roasted at least it will reach me five days or more, no more watering beans.

Venator venatur(The hunter is hunted)
Enjoyed your story though while being concerned about your living conditions.

Thank you for your continued service, may God continue to protect you.
Politics › Re: The "Protest" That "Restructured" Nigeria By suyi Ayodele by BarrElChapo(m): 6:31pm On Aug 09, 2024
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Properties › Re: Lagos Demolishes Traditional Shrine Over Environmental Violation (photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 6:02pm On Aug 09, 2024
These shrines are all over the place in Alimosho local government area and all sorts of disgusting this from animal skulls to rotting food in calabashes litter the roads.

The LASG should look into it.
Romance › Re: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by BarrElChapo(m): 5:58pm On Aug 09, 2024
Nazgul:
You're not getting it.

Courtesy demands that you politely wait for the guy to ask if you care for food and order when he gives you the nod to do so.

Even though the guy rightfully pointed out that their primary objective of meeting was to discuss not to eat. Common sense should have make her know that since they're in an eatery, they'll definitely eat. So why place orders ahead of the guy who brought you in? Why not patiently wait for him to ask you what you'd like to take?

If I tell you to meet me at a bar, would you just walk in and start telling the bartender to bring drinks without my consent? You might make me think you have money on you, Thus leaving you to pay for your drinks. The right thing is to come in exchange greetings and wait for me to tell you to tell the bartender what you'd like to take. Because for me to tell you to meet me at a bar shows I definitely want to give you some bottles.

A lot of Nigerian girls lack courtesy. Entitled mentality and chronic hunger has eaten deep into their system.
Cc. Siofra

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