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wunmi590:
Snt

edozieh:
guys i have an idea. since the test starts by 12noon on Saturday, runs till 2pm and its 10 questions for 5 minutes. can anyone who finishes his/her test on time, hopefully before 12:30pm, send screen shorts or clues as to how the test actually is? i got that 5mins info from a sterling bank call agent last night. thanks

Nctrice:
politicians and poets are the greatest liars of out time.... great speech but but the disappointment is the fact that "it's just a political speech" which hlds no water!

HolyHolla:
I recently got a call from one of such scammers pretending to be your close friend in order to take some advantage. This is how I handled it:

Ring, ring ... that was my phone and I picked up, though the calling no. didn't appear ...

Me: Hello.

Scammer: Is that so, so, so and so? (Scammer mentions my name).

Me: Yes, who's speaking?

Scammer: I'm calling from UK. (Apparently, the chap knows I have links there). Guess now... Who do you know in UK?

(I quickly got the gist... it's a 419 monkey!!! Let's play monkey game with monkey!)

Me: Oh, is that Gboyega? Long time!

Scammer: Yes, it's me now. I thought you wouldn't recognise my voice.

Me: Why won't I? Even though you're disguising, I'll still know your voice. So, how are you?

Scammer: Fine, we are coping.

Me: I saw your pictures on FB. You've been enjoying yourself travelling around. I saw that one you posted, taken in New York.

Scammer: I just had to make that business trip o.

Me: But, you are a bad boy o. You just abandoned your family and friends in Nigeria and you are enjoying all over the U.S.

Scammer: It's not my fault o.

Me: Have you been told of how your father died last week of untreated disease linked to malnutrition? Even your mother was knocked down by palm wine tapper on a bicycle. She has been in hospital since with broken legs. In fact, she is suffering hunger too. The N50 bread she ate last night, I was the one who bought it for her...

(I was prepared to go on and on, relating his woes to him when he suddenly retorted...)

Scammer: Na your Mama go..... (Started cursing and hung up).

Me: Tehehehehe... I scammed the scammer...

mesoade:
Interviewer: if you were an animal what will you like to be?
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ME: An interviewer
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They nearly tore my certificates

Obi1kenobi:
Never failed an aptitude test, but this would be the first. Easy verbal and abstract sections. Disastrous Mechanical section. I wasn't sure of even up to 10 questions there. What's my yeye business with lathe or drilling machines? I studied Electrical Eng'r so the Electrical section was supposed to be my redemption. But their Electrical section was just Electronics. You would normally expect questions from circuit theory, electrical machines, power systems, electromagnetism, control eng'r and communications, but the wise masters decided the electrical section should only be on electronics. Total clowns.

agaj4life: Bro all the Successful candidates from all The Zones across Nigeria has received There appointment letter.
They distribution of the apt letter was devided according to zones at the PHCN Head quarter, making a total of 522 candidate.initially the were 500,But letter a supplimentary list of 22 ppls was added.