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tom28:
lol naija women and money

and prick

tom28:
lol naija women and money

and prick

lefulefu:
for a fact those ladies posting all those rubbish on twitter must be nairaland females.thats how they also go about disgracing themselves on 2go

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@Goldcircle:
Even two young guys collect 4yrs imprisonment each, in U.K today, just for "yapping excessively" about the U.K Riots on FaceBook!

U.K = Police State!
Everyone should be more careful now, YOU'RE BEEN MONITORED ON SOCIAL NETWORKS!

Where is that "human-rice" the British told Ghadafi about sef?


BTW: I noticed that only two or three women have posted on this shameful thread! Where are are women?

Okay, if the thread reads like "Man caught bleeping a goat" You would have seen droves of the men-haters posting away like mad!

men! they are all dsame, dey will never hide dat their UNCLE 4 one place.

Rhino.5dm:
This is just a way of pushing off those that wrote the test. In a typical corruption style, top management staff of NNPC have succeeded in sending a false flag to create an avenue to replace the successful one with their own cronies. Only God knows the amount of NOTES right now on desk of GMD

Dont you ever look down on your ability by this " baba nla iro" or think that you have actually failed or whatever. You shouldn't be astonish if you know their modus operendi.

Braze up, raise your middle finger at NNPC, as this jamboree might turn out to be blessing for YOU. Just believe in your inner self and put this behind you, if you are a VICTIM . Friendly Advised.

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]^^I want to be engaged but I want it nine years from now. . .[/color]

nattyspice:
unbelievable, this must be somalia and not Nigeria

Bash92:
Impressive

Kay1kay1:
Nemesis is pursuing and haunting the 419 scammers. Their lives and families' are deteriorating. What goes around comes around.

3direct:
no medical attn:, The guy no dey dig well, he dey show mercy, pin her down, raise the Y letter and support Backside with pillow, throw caution to the wind lol , she not gon die, dem no born the place, he must tear!! O sure ju!!

violent:
I don't see how he'd lose in this case.

First:  Several people hate banks and bankers, the chances are always stacked up against them!

Second (Assumed): This is a man with no previous crime history, never been convicted of fraud, conducts his business in a legitimate manner

Third:  This man's life was turned upside down;  He experienced horrible times having to deal with being called fraudulent, was locked up and denied his freedom to movement for several days, lost his job and friends as a result, all for what?  because someone in the bank "thinks" he looked fraudulent?. . . .or more disappointing, because he happened to be Nigerian and was not wearing suit?

I don't see how JP Morgan could come up with an argument that the fellow had overdrawn his account several times in the past. . .chances are the men and women of the jury have probably overdrawn their accounts at one point in time or the other!

I'd say the dude should better jack up the courthouse and shove their egg heads underneath!

infobox:
These are the few things we have in common.

1. We answer question with question. Haven't seen any race or country that can have a full conversation with only questions. Example

Dele: My guy, how far?
Emeka: Wetin dey happen?
Dele: why U no dey call me again now?
Emeka: U buy me credit?
Dele: Dis one wey U call so, U wan show?
Emeka: Where U dey?
Dele: U sabi Plus Bank?
Emeka: Make we block there?
Dele: Before nko?Abi U get any other planz?
Emeka: U get pay?
Dele: Wetin concern pay for this mata now?
Emeka: We no suppose drink?
Dele: Na me born U?
Emeka: No be U be my chairman?
Dele: Abi craze don baff U before? Na my pay U take use?
Emeka: Before nko?
Dele: U serious abi U dey play?
Emeka: Bros, wetin U think?
Dele: So, U no really hold coins eh? And U wan drink? U no dey shame sef?
Emeka: Bros, which ones na? Na change for beer come dey cause this kind yarn?
Dele: Before nko?

2. We're very resilient. You can not stop us. Try putting something in the way of Nigerians progress and he/she would find a way out. Simple
3. We're too religious.
4. We can so stroke people irrespective of race, class or ethnic divide.
5. We're all managers and vulcanizers. Managing and patching.
6. E no dey hard before we show you our red eye.
7. Can so flex. Even in the face of depression. Doing what I call indigene blocking (blocking of streets to party).
8. Can blame everything on the government. ("your pikin fall insider gutter, why did the govt not cover the gutters in the first place" that's a classic example.
9. Well corruption is not in everyone. Na situation cause am.
10. Rice. Almost everyone in Nigeria eats rice on Sunday. I don't know why. Visit 10 of your friends on sunday and you'll eat 10 plates of rice.
11. Are sometimes impatient.

I think that's about it for now. If am wrong what else did I miss out or wrongly put in?