₦airaland Forum

EdwinB1: [color=#550000][/color]hmmm! Am tall of words.....pls sum dude shud wake me up, am i dreaming

Walexz02: plz i want to update my nokia x3 02 plz how can i go abt it

wkkwl: am using nokia e6 and my batttery does not last up till 12hours,i even bought a new one as sare for 2k,the same ting

wkkwl: am using nokia e6 and my batttery does not last up till 12hours,i even bought a new one as sare for 2k,the same ting

Lilygards: tank u for this opportunity.Please help me with the address of a nokia care shop in Enugu state.My phone has developed some faults.l cannt instal software after download,if l try l will be told file corrupted meanwhile my phone has been scanned with both mobile and laptop antivirus and no virus was detected.Meanwhile the same software will install in that of my fellow counterparts using the same firmware version.
Another problem is that someone deleted my Quick office license,thus l cannt acess my Quick office.Many times l have tried l was told to purchase license which l have tried to do all to no avail. Please help me or direct me where l can get help in Enugu state.
My firm ware version is
4210.21.010
08-02-2010
RM-437
Nokia E63-1(26)
My imei is
352009048701010

MuNeme:
A packet of Cigar and auto lighter from a crazy friend even when I don't smoke

like me,i received nothing(except text messages)which i don't gbadun

Mr, Cork:
Zogoro. sweerrry. is ther sumthin you would like to ask me like: Mr Cork, Please will you date me?

Okija_juju:
This poo jus pisses me off. . . .

When I was a kid, I heard Mary J'could make you mad, made you into a criminal, was more addictive than cocaine and cigarettes combined.

Well, its all lies.

Marijuana is not addictive. It contains no known addictive properties, is not chemically altered (if its pure and not tainted), makes a person very hungry, makes a person happy and finally makes a person sleepy.

I have been smoking both Canabis Sativa (botanical name for weed) and cigarettes since 1999 and i can tell you that I have gone for up to a year without weed (and not because it wasnt avaliable cos I always have a stash) but i have never gone more than 48hours without cigarettes.

Now Mr. O.P, the truth is that if you want to quit Marijuana, just quit. Its not difficult, especially since it has no addictive properties and also its not readily avaliable (like cigarettes). Just stop.
If you said cigerettes, then i would advice actual counselling from renowned psychiatrists and centers for rehab. Forget this whole "Jesus/Holy Spirit" bullshit, i know pastors who smoke cigerettes that the holy Spirit has yet to help. Moreover, smoking is not a sin (atleast the bible has no record of such).

My advice, just stop.

@ Other M.J'club members; Roll it, Light it and pass the dochie pun mi left hand side.

@ Governent; Legalise it,

Educate, Regulate, Medicate,


And if you have never used weed before in your life. Just shut the Bleep up and let pros advice the smallie.

freecocoa:
I hope people will stop wondering why we see all sorts of crazy and weird comments on NL,the evidence is very clear,a high percentage of Nlanders are usually high while typing.

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Colossally Stupi[b]d[/b] thread! Bereft of any Modicum of Usefulness!. . .

Quantum Superfluity. . . [/size][/color]

MUMU, i know u must stand up and articulate rubish(ﻕﻮﻓ ﺖﻔﻗﻭ ﻲﻐﺒﻨﻳ ﺖﻧﺃ [ﻱﺇ] ﺔﻠﻔﻐﻣ ﻑﺮﻌﻳ ﺶﻴﺑﻭﺭ] ﺖﺛّﺪﺤﺗﻭ])

Rokiatu2:
Mr 190, do you av a job Curious

lol

Kate554:
2baba and Asa

me 2 dear.
Hw are u?

xynerise:
Hey Kids! What time is it?

Kate554:
hmmm i'm here barry
Don't tell me u're *FALLIN 4 ME* ooo?lol

Fall ke?u no even talk of die self
Want u 2 b ma NL baby?

toba:
catherine, i havent said this to any NLder before, but im going to say it to u. U are pretty

back-off! Back-off!! Back-off!!!
wife snatcher

oniwasi:
This is a true life story that happen to me on the 8th Nov, 2011.
i met this guy during my lunch hour at Mr. bigg's, he came closer to me and he was disturbing me to give him my number which i did. he started calling me on phone, he invited me to his place which i did and i went without not thinking or veing anything in mind toward him. this man look like a good gentle man which u never expected in life he can do sure thing to ladies. i believe this is not his first time he has been doing this to other ladies. I went to this guys house which he was not there. he call me on phone and ask me to give one of the boys at home my phone to speech to him, which i did and he ask me to wait for him that he is on his way coming home that i should not go. i waited and he came around, when he came he ask one of his boys to dress his room for him after dressing his room he ask me to come to his room i told him no, that am ok in this siting room. this man stood up with annoyance on his face he brought out his handset to throw it on. he said i should not make him to beat me if not nobody will hear my voice that he is the only person living in this flats. i dont knw wat to do, i was crying like a child, i beg this man he refuse and told me he must ve sex with me. i told him why all this, ve i done bad to come to your house. Moreover, this is my first time that u should not do this to me that am not in any mode to do anything.  i told him to pls forgive me if i ve done anything wrong to him, he refuse and said he must do it. i cry and i cry he refuse to listen to my cry. he drag me to his room and ask me to UnCloth i told him i can do it.he was dragging me and i dont knw wat comes over me i PRETEND that i was not feeling fine, that i ve  to collect my injection by 2pm. he said it is a lie. i beg and i beg he refuse to hear my cry, he try to UnCloth me which i ask him to wait that i ve something to tell him, he said he is all ears. what save me is that i am on my period which i show him, he refuse and told me he will do it in my anus. i ve to look up to God and ask him what ve i done to myself. i was week i dont knw wat to do. his phone wrings he was receiving calls, i stood up and pick my phone and pretend that i was receiving calls. i disguise myself by calling my mum pretend he was asking where i am, i was giving her the address that is when the man stood up and ask me to go that i should carry my problems and go. my God i ve to run out like a dog and stop bike immediately without not looking back until i get to my final destination. which i go straight  to the church and ask for forgiveness. now am scarce of men now. i just ve to wait until God time is the best. pls oooooooooo dont insult me becos if u are in my shoes u will do the same thing. thank God i escape from the lion den. that is my story.

Mumu,wetin u 4 do sharp sharp

r231:
Ok. . . let me get your story straight

you met a guy in Mr Biggs and exchange numbers

later you went on your own free will to his hse cus he is disturbing you

and he tried to violation you but didn't succeed

HOW DUMB ARE YOU. . . . Now i know why the boys on this forum always abusing you girls

DUMB Bottom. . . you lucky u not ma lil sister i will beat you till you return bck to my mothers tummy and be born again

omo_to_dun:
Poor Nigerians. Eya! Tribes vs Tribes. Male Vs Female. Christians Vs Muslims. And we always wonder why our country is in its current state. Abeg, make una continue yabbing una selves. Nothing do una. I go just sit for my corner dey laugh.

notin du u ma mentor

Kate554:
too much beer

Kate554:
too much beer

u are cute kate

Inked_Nerd:
I don't have a dude but I've never felt guilty or uneasy about a pastor or religious figure preaching about fornication.

wat re u wairing 4 ma dear?

dabrake:
^^believe me, i wont make you cry. @topic, why dem neva choose SEXKILLZ nah?

u want him 2 use grammar 2 discombobulate dere head?

lefulefu:
Omo some guys dem say thick is better but then how really thick u go like a babe may she be b4 u marry her.Me i prefer curvy average sized babes(not lepa) but i know say some guys like their babe make she thick.So can u marry a naija babe shaped like a michelin tire? /omo be honest

oya go sleep b4 i use water cane flog da hell out of u

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Hell yeah!

They dont give a damn about where the hair comes from, but they honestly give a damn, when the hair makes the lady look very attractive, pretty and very sexy. They give a damn when they see a girl dressed up and looks attractive in the hair to the extent they lust after her senselessly, and with reckless abandon! . . .


Catastrophic hypocrisy!. . .[/size][/color]

if not catastrophic, it'll b discombobulate

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]If boy's really dont care about a lady's expensive hair, then they should STOP dating pretty ladies with expensive hair! Dating a lady with expensive hair, and then turning around to say you dont care about the cost, smacks of hypocrisy that cannot be compartmentalized!. . .[/size][/color]

imagine,dude u need crious prayer

Mr, Cork:
Seskillz. What the heck to u no about women, you gayy albino. What has a womans hairs gots to do with anythings"!

High_Chief:
You really wanna know?

Tah, U berra don't tell her anytin
U dis ashawo
Pls cover ur earz o o annaWHITE bcuz nofin beneficial cumez out 4rm dis ashawo low_chief mouth ooo

Goldieluks:
Barrywhite how is Mr-cork your brother?

@Goldieluks is CORK a name of a shrine?
bcuz i haven't heard of dat name b4 ooo
y nt confirm 4rm madam freecocoa,i belive she'll kwn his hidin abode or habitation?

Goldieluks:
[color=#000099]Barrywhite [color=#FF0000]how is Mr-cork your brother? [/color][/color]

@Goldieluks is CORK a name of a shrine?
bcuz i haven't heard of dat name b4 ooo
y nt confirm 4rm madam [b][color=#FF0000]freecocoa

Orton1_0:
Anna's kid broda. . .

annawhite?
Hw are u duing?

sexsinners:
hey you guys lets post pictures and videos

get a laugh you know

sexy can i!

is she ur wife?

sexsinners:
you guys were almost there lets make it to 100!!

seun dey pay u money?