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Family › Re: Throwback: How 80s Kids Dealt With Stress (Picture) by Barteze: 12:17pm On Dec 25, 2024
Rapmoney:
This picture gives me a nostalgic feeling of how kids born in the 80s dealt with stressful situations. Fondest memories.
I did coin shading but I never knew I was relieving stress. I didn't bit pen cover because I saw a lot of people used it to clean ear, cotton bud wasn't popular then.
Politics › Re: We Will See You In Lagos - Speaker Abbas Tells Tinubu After Budget Presentation by Barteze: 5:02pm On Dec 18, 2024
SeverusSnape:
This country sha sad

So the two of them can't see in Abuja where they presently are?
Hahaha you know in Nigeria pidgin when you say I will see you it connotes another meaning only Nigerians understand.
I watched one video online a Nigerian guy was interviewing a foreign lady. The lady loves Nigeria music and Bona boy precisely and she was specific about last last everybody go chop breakfast as her favourite and the guy asked her what she understands about the song and the lady was saying it means everybody will eat breakfast (food) at the end. Which was not the massage of the song.
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel About Your Fiancée If She Frequently Watches Porn? by Barteze: 4:29pm On Dec 18, 2024
toboizilla:
Hi guys, My babe that i am making plans to settle with dey watch porn.

I have warned her on several occasions that this is not healthy for you, and she like to watch big d.ic.k and hard intimacy, which she is not new to.

I have adviced her decently but i still see it in her history, she even hides to watch it.

I don't think for a female to be addicted to this is activities is good, what do you guys think?
Stay away I mean very far away from such a person a broken relationship is better than a broken marriage
Sports › Re: See Cryptic Post Salah Made After Caf Awards Last Night (pics) by Barteze: 7:03pm On Dec 17, 2024
Iamdbull:
The Egyptian legend posted a picture of a trash can on his stories last night immediately the African footballer of the year was announced.

Could he be referring to the awards as trash Omo too many haters
Maybe the post is for something else because Salah is yesterday man as far as football awards are concerned right now and he knows that. Judging from the recent Ballon dor Ademola Lookman is Africa number one therefore CAF awarding Africa football of the year to any other person is unexplainable so they had no choice but I think what Salah meant is that Ademola only resulted to playing for Nigeria after England threw him in the dust bin.
Food › Re: What I Bought With 9,500 Naira In Russia by Barteze: 5:28pm On Dec 16, 2024
AngelicBeing:
l have your BVN, NIN , bank account, house address etc l will forward it to Gala people in the next 72 hours so that They can make a case against you for 500 billion Naira, Haha 😂
Hahahaha! Laugh wan kill me 500 wetin? Shigba they no go see. If I see 1/100 of that amount I for don japa tey tey nah! Dey relax for one beach in the Caribbean and sipping that drink with umbrella shey na Chapman dey de call em. Hahaha
Food › Re: The Cow We Bought For #475k Yesterday And Shared. by Barteze: 2:20pm On Dec 16, 2024
123yes:
Drinking panadol for other people matter.
Na lie oooh e concern all of us ooh. Imagine if they get infected with hook worm or contract infectious disease like Ebola or Akatakpovia. We are not ready for another lockdown couple with this T-pain era.
Food › Re: What I Bought With 9,500 Naira In Russia by Barteze: 2:14pm On Dec 16, 2024
AngelicBeing:
Na Gala, hahaha 🤣
Hahaha na you talk em oooh I no want Erisko kind of wahala I am just an ordinary Nigeria.
Food › Re: What I Bought With 9,500 Naira In Russia by Barteze: 2:12pm On Dec 16, 2024
Jovi10:
All the ones you don chop before finding out, what did it do to you ?
Hahaha! Your question is good but you know what? I said to myself that the ones I ate were made with beef.
Food › Re: What I Bought With 9,500 Naira In Russia by Barteze: 10:51am On Dec 16, 2024
mushroomFarm:
When it comes to food items, Yakutsk, Russia is probably the most expensive city in Russia.

Seven hours ahead of Moscow's time zone, eight hours ahead of Nigeria's, logistics of transporting food to Yakutsk adds up to the cost.

Also, at minus 63 degrees Celsius lowest temp. Yakutsk is the coldest city in the world.
Farmers can only farm for about three months a year and livestock's farming requires considerably high amount of energy to maintain temperature requirements.
These factors ensures that food prices remain high in Yakutsk especially in winter. But how expensive are these food items exactly?

One Turkey leg 108 Rubles About 1,550 in naira

0.5 kg Pig meat 227 Rubles About 3,200 in naira

One Whole chicken about 1.5kg 180 Rubles about 2,550 in naira


0.7kg Onions 66 Rubles About 950 naira

1kg Sweet Potatoes 94 Rubles About 1,350 in naira

Note: that Naira/Rubles exchange rate fluctuates between 14 to 14.5 Naira per Ruble

Also, even though these were the costs of these items, the supermarket still gave me a 5% discount on these items because I have a student ID card.

Note that these I purchased these food items in a retail supermarket. Also, things are expensive in Russia right now dues to sanctions which is the irony of the whole thing.

Despite economic issues and sanctions, Russia is still able to provide a quality standard of living to foreigners and their citizens even in a remote city like our Yakutsk.❤️
Una dey chop rubbish for oyibo country sha. The thought of one eating pig meat makes me want to throw up. The day I learnt that pork is used in one popular sausage row brand in Nigeria that was the day I stopped eating not just the said brand sausage but all other sausages. That sausage brand they hawk traffic that we love eating with carbonated drinks.
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso, Donald Duke Visit Obasanjo In Abeokuta (Photos) by Barteze: 10:34am On Dec 16, 2024
AreaFada2:
If this is true, Duke na big fool. Capital one.
Don't be surprised if Odili was among the so-called palmwine powerless Nigerians who sent time.

They thought they deserved it more than GEJ. But they forgot about the grace of God.
It's true it happened. She narrated it in her book FIGHTING CORRUPTION IS DANGEROUS: THE STORY BEHIND THE HEADLINES. The book was released shortly after they left office. A lot of things (corruption) happen in government. She recounts how subsidy thieves came after her when they couldn't they kidnapped her parent and also how she tried to disband a desk created at Apapa wharf that was make billions of naira for one powerful presidential aide to no avail because the presidential aide was very powerful. She revealed a lot in that book I still have my copy.
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso, Donald Duke Visit Obasanjo In Abeokuta (Photos) by Barteze: 9:52pm On Dec 15, 2024
Upritman:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/12/15/nnpp-ex-presidential-candidate-kwankwaso-visits-obasanjo-abeokuta-over-political-future
Donald Duke lost my respect when Ngozi Okonjo-Iwuala narrated how he came to the US to persuade her not to take up appointment in Jonathan's government so the government would lack credibility. He also informed her that he was sent by powerful Nigerians to deliver the massage to her.
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Gov. Sanwoolu And Peter Obi by Barteze: 9:42pm On Dec 15, 2024
PressMyButton:
A happy Peter Obi meets Governor Sanwoolu
PO: I defeated them in their home.
SO: hahaha!, we thought you politics 101. We gave you lagos so that nobody will believe we ringed because there will always be counter argument that we lost our stronghold.
Food › Re: The Cow We Bought For #475k Yesterday And Shared. by Barteze: 9:31pm On Dec 15, 2024
ibechris:
We bought this cow yesterday and shared among three of us at keffi in Nasarawa state.

We paid #475,000 and it cost us just #20,000 to slaughter and package it.

The price is somewhat cheap and not what we expected initially considering the month we are in.

But in all, Christmas don done for us and I wish everyone happy Christmas in advance.
The cow looked sick and malnourished hope its meat is healthy for consumption?
Politics › Re: ‘I Don’t Believe In God Anymore’ – Kemi Badenoch by Barteze: 9:28pm On Dec 15, 2024
Truths9ja:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/12/15/i-dont-believe-in-god-anymore-kemi-badenoch/
Her life don pure. She believed in God when she was desirous of better life now her pump don dey rush she no longer believe. But the ultimate truth is that God is still God irrespective of her beliefs or any other person for that matter.
Politics › Re: She Is Not Interested In Doing Nigeria’s PR — Kemi's Aide Replies Shettima by Barteze: 12:05pm On Dec 12, 2024
SmartPolician:
To everyone criticizing Kemi, just know that she has every right to be worried that this deception called a country has gone on for over a century and that she knows she would never have gotten to the level she is today if she hadn't escaped from this sick country.
You are correct. I often wondered whether the likes of Zain Asha of CNN and her brother in Hollywood and several other Nigeria descendants whose parents having foreseen the future "japad" for the sake of their children if they would have attained that height had they remained in Nigeria. You will agree with me that chances are that Bukayo Saka would not have come to limelight if he was based and pursue his football career in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Ogbebor Widow Accuses Wike Of Land Grabbing, Says Enough Is Enough by Barteze: 11:40am On Dec 12, 2024
Jorussia:
I don curse Wike tire for this matter since yesterday and this morning for verydarkman YouTube channel.I just read the press conference the lawyer and son of late ogbebor gave yesterday on punch newspaper and i think its not a case of land grabbing by the minister as i earlier thought.

The land was allocated to the late Colonel for his construction company in 1981 and was issued temporary ownership in 1984.The son
of the late Colonel said his father was in the process of converting the land to residential property until he died in 2020.He said they have paid #10m out #43m required to authenticate the ownership of the land,before it was revoked by the fct minister.

By what the children and the lawyer said yesterday, I don't think the FCT minister broke any law by his actions so far,and the family can't win in the law court.That place can best be described as temporary site govt give to construction company and after so many years residential buildings were erected there for commercial purposes.I am a bini man and I know ogbebor family to be a very prominent in Benin kingdom.Let the children to Oshiomhole and others to reach a political solution on this matter.Wike has not erred in law.Wike should tell the children and family the cost of buying the land,and let them pay for it,as the wife of the late ogbebor requested on arise tv this morning.
Ok, he might not have erred in the sight of the law but is it morally right for him to allocate it to himself through his protege?
Politics › Re: Tourism Ministry To Partner Enugu, Lights Up Christmas Village, Unity Park by Barteze: 11:34am On Dec 12, 2024
Versitee:
Please how much is a 1 room in Enugu. Around GRA
I am sorry brother it's true I'm from Enugu but I reside in lagos in as much as I would like to help but I can't mislead you by giving you false information I would admonish you ask the general house maybe those who are based in Enugu might help .
Cheers.
Politics › Re: Rivers Crisis: I'm Role Model To Nigerian Youths, Will Release My Diary - Fubara by Barteze: 2:15am On Dec 12, 2024
SamGift0817:
Nigeria, why?
The same why? And how we got here? I always asked myself. Sometimes in my quiet times I ponder about the barbaric acts of jungle justice (burning of suspected thieves) in Nigeria I came to the conclusion that the people lost faith in the police and the Judiciary hence decided to take the law into their own hands. Because when a criminal is arrested and handed over to the police few days after he is out walking freely and targeting those that partook in his arrest.
You can see how politicians brazenly rig elections and boldly tell you to go to court knowing fully well that you won't get justice.
Business › Re: CBN Fines Moniepoint And Opay ₦1 Billion Each As Nigeria Tightens Regulation by Barteze: 10:18pm On Dec 11, 2024
Great100000:
[b]CBN fines Moniepoint and OPay ₦1 Billion each as Nigeria tightens fintech regulation


Source: https://techcabal.com/2024/12/10/cbn-fines-moniepoint-and-opay/
Tinubu has been flying everywhere with the newly acquired plane telling his gullible supporters that he is hunting for foreign investors jet the already existing ones are leaving due to harsh business conditions and the few ones weathering the storm are being unduly penalised. One of two things will happen. Either they raise the money from their customers by way of charges or they pack up.
Politics › Re: Tourism Ministry To Partner Enugu, Lights Up Christmas Village, Unity Park by Barteze: 9:53pm On Dec 11, 2024
Solitary125:
Gov Mbah is doing well
Of course he will definitely do well because he is from Enugu east senatorial district.
Politics › Re: Rivers Crisis: I'm Role Model To Nigerian Youths, Will Release My Diary - Fubara by Barteze: 9:46pm On Dec 11, 2024
yarimo:
Worth emulating by disobeying court orders undecided FUBARA just thank God I was not there while you are saying all this rubbish undecided
If you know how these court orders are procured you will certainly agree that not all court orders should be obeyed. Do you know I still can't understand why Ahmed Lawal made it to the 10th Senate (current Senate). Not to talk of Anambra politicians numerous court procurement from different courts across the country.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Abioye's Absence At This Year Shiloh Is Deeply Felt By Me. by Barteze: 3:21pm On Dec 11, 2024
MadamVanessa:
I deeply felt the absence of Pastor Abioye at this year's Shiloh. I thought despite being retired , he would still be present, but it was so shocking that he was not there.

Watching the event on TV yesterday, I couldn't help but feel a strong sense of longing. I've grown to admire and appreciate Pastor Abioye greatly, and his absence was deeply felt by me yesterday. I am not a Winners, but honestly I love BISHOP ABIOYE so much .
Does someone retire from God's work?
Politics › Re: I Told My Daughters To Retaliate If Their Husbands Slap Them – Emir Sanusi by Barteze: 6:46pm On Dec 10, 2024
Dapromzy333:
https://news360ng.com/gbv-what-i-told-my-daughters-to-do-if-thier-husbands-slap-them-emir-sanusi-ii/
Don't worry their husbands won't dare slap them because you are their father. On the contrary I rather you advice not to slap or disrespect their husbands.
Politics › Re: Osita Chidoka & Ghanaian President-Elect Mahama Argue Over Jollof Rice (Video) by Barteze: 6:38pm On Dec 10, 2024
suasmablow:
Former Aviation Minister, Osita Chidoka has met with the President-elect of Ghana.
And in this jolly discussion, they resurrected the debate between Nigerian and Ghanaian Jollof Rice.

Mr Chidoka said "At the inauguration, I agreed with President Mahama that he and President Tinubu would act as judges to settle the jollof rice controversy. Nigerian Chefs get ready; I will conduct the primaries to choose the Nigerian representative(s)."

Watch the video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hxwzhH4ZNQ?si=eYvCXtmUolNE1pGE
What many Nigerians don't know is that jollof is a lang in Ghana that means girl, so the originators of this argument were actually arguing about Ghana and Nigeria girl which is "sweeter" then ones across both divide joined the argument ignorantly.
Crime › Re: Anambra Police Arrest 18-Year-Old Suspected Cultist, Recover Arms by Barteze: 1:17am On Dec 08, 2024
TUANKU:
I feel bad for the kid...not in support of his actions but i hope he gets a second chance at life, he needs guidance and direction in life instead of wasting away in prison.
Meanwhile find the grown ass man who owns that weapon, i don't believe that kid is the real owner.
The question should be: is he truly a criminal? Nigeria police are fond of arresting innocent people and putting arms in front of them while parading them. The boy looks naive I'm sure he hasn't held a gun before. Nigeria police are very wicked people so many innocent people are in prison courtesy of Nigeria police men.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 15-year-old Girl For Putting Sniper In Her Friend's Food And Water by Barteze: 8:52pm On Dec 07, 2024
ExAngel007:
Ondo State Police Command has arrested a 15- year-old girl, Kemisola for attempted m8rder of her friend.

The spokesperson of the command, Funmilayo Odunlami, who disclosed this in a statement on Friday, December 6, 2024, said the teenage girl was reprimanded by her friend's mother four months ago.

In order to seek revenge from the mother, she added sniper to the daughter's food and water but fortunately, the young girl didn't eat the food.

the PPRO said.
Which kind half baked story is this? How was she caught? Did someone else consume the food and drink? Was she seen or caught in the act?
Politics › Re: Alleged Rigging: APC Chieftain Defends INEC on Edo Election Result (Video) by Barteze: 5:58pm On Dec 04, 2024
ogugwa1992:
Watch



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaqYf7dWhto?si=x9F4IJDu4CqUhKnZ
APC chieftain defending INEC only gives credence to the allegation the right thing is for INEC to defend the election they conducted
Family › Re: Crazy Things Some Women Do For Love And Marriage (PICS) by Barteze: 9:06pm On Dec 03, 2024
Ishilove:
I stumbled on this story online, complete with pictures and I chuckled throughout my time reading.

When a man is getting all the marriage benefits and refuses to do the needful, well, I guess it is time to get creative. Cunny man die, cunny man bury am. grin

Enjoy cheesy



https://web.facebook.com/share/p/1Cu8a2N7UA/
Desperation makes people do stupid things.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Ships His New Rolls Royce And Tesla Cybertruck To Nigeria (photos) by Barteze: 8:40pm On Nov 29, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Be like say na for only him Street h go drive am, cuz none of our roads go support am at all .
Bros forget the bashing in internet there are good roads in Nigeria cities oooh, Lagos, Abuja, Enugu and if not the high rate of insecurity I for add Owerri. Northern cities is on another level excellent roads. Who no go no know.
Education › Re: Please Will This Affect Me Later? What Can I Do To Solve It? by Barteze: 6:16pm On Nov 29, 2024
ThatWriterBoy:
Hello! Please I need advice. My name on my birth certificate and other documents is James Chika Johnson. James is my first name, Chika my second and Johnson my last name.

When I was registering for the JAMB UTME exams, a mistake was made in the order of my name and Chika was my first name and James my middle. I was like 16 then, and I didn't think it would matter.

Now, because JAMB would send the same name format to the schools during admission and all, I've been like that all these years.

I just received my certificate yesterday, and it bears Chika as my first name and James as my last.

My National ID card, Voters card and all other documents, including my SSCE results are James as my first and Chika as my last name.

This has never been a problem for me. In fact, during our Certificate Verification at school, the council did not bring up any issue because my name in the school was Chika James Johnson, but on my SSCE certificate was James Chika Johnson.

On the school notice board, there was a note that the Student would bear all responsibility for any error once they leave the issuing room if they don't point it out there. But this is not technically an error because I've been going through my university education with this name order. All my tests, exams, and registrations in school.

Please will this affect me later? Like during NYSC registration or something? What can I do?
You worry over nothing what will you do when life starts throwing you curved balls?
NYSC › Re: A Corps Member Was Allegedly beaten In Ilorin For Not "Greeting Properly" by Barteze: 3:49pm On Nov 29, 2024
englishmart:
https://x.com/NigeriaStories/status/1862211796884455460?t=MTTN_qDW3ioj3JaNqNFs-A&s=19[/quote]I am sure they probably have been beefing her before and when the opportunity came they used improper greeting as alibi. Wicked people mistreating a stranger in your midst whose only crime is serving Nigeria.
Politics › Re: UK Can’t Handle The Influx: Kemi Badenoch Promises Tougher Immigration Crackdown by Barteze: 12:14pm On Nov 28, 2024
malali:
Source:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14133089/Our-country-sustain-numbers-seen-Kemi-Badenoch-vows-annual-cap-immigration-admits-Tories-failed-curb-inflows-predicts-new-figures-tomorrow-lower.html
Kemi Bad. The immigrant that's trying her best to remove the ladder she used to get to comfortable height so that others would not benefit from the same ladder. I am not surprise though after all na oye ofe mmanu she be.

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