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Gentle Naaz: Just last week i enterd flight from naija 2 portugal with my alomo bitters, as usual. As we wr 7000km above d sea level, i ws sipn my alomo, a man beside me shouted " we dont take such here pls tro dat alomo away from d window" evryone started stearing at me. I ws embarrasd. But as i ws already charged, hvn drank 2 bottles of alomo n still drinkn d third one, i opened d window threw away something. 15 minutes later i noticed d man beside me ws missn while i ws still holdn my alomo. But as sharp dude, i hv 2 maintain

EWOOOOO!!! 7000km above sea level. Na heaven u go o nor be portugal.
If na 7000feet ehen...

~Bluetooth:
Why pity a killer that didn't show mercy when he was killing his victim ? Subject them to maximum pain before they die !

Because you don't wana become the 'animal' you're trying to kill. And he didn't excatly use the word 'pity'.
Am all for capital punishments, but in a humane way.. not in a sick pathetic fashion that makes one ponder who the good guy is and who the bad guy is.

WIZGUY69: since we are over 1million in nairaland....make everybody bring 1600 nah!! We go put the money for seun account then seun go gather the money carry am go him house!! On behalf of nairaland members...or wetin una think say i talk?

NIce idea.. only that you would be setting OJB up for life with this idea of urs.. 1600× 1million is 1.6Bn naira.
Y'all just need to donate 16 naira each.

the_ripper3: Shouldn't the right word be IMMOBILIZED?

Lmao!! English is a bastard

ATM-CARD:
.Sori ma dear..........but y nt add small moni wit d 1M n get anoda 1.Just suggesting shaaa

COMEDIAN OF LIFE!! U sabi how mch dem dey sell crosstour?

Uyi Iredia: You no try everything. I talk am again, "you no try everything". If not you'll have been 6 feet down. DId you try reverse tombstone, cross arm-breaker etc. You didn't, admit it. For me, I've only experimented with a wrestling move once, when I was 20. I wanted to know why dudes always passed out from Chris Masters' "Masterpiece', told my junior bro to try it on me for a few seconds. One word - extremely painful. I've not and won't try any wrestling move since then.

No mind dem 'we tried everything folks'. Stoppd being a WWE fan since I found out it was all rehersals and play acting at age 2
BTW I cudnt help but notice your 'One word- extremely painful' blunder It was kinda funny!

Gen. Orumov:
When I was a kid then, I remember my illiterate and now late grandma talking to the TV and pleading with the wrestling characters not to kill themselves without knowing everything was stage managed. I always shook my head and laughed at her then.

You could've used the word 'uneducated' instead of illiterate.

You'd be glad you requested for the receipt when the atm doesnt dispense and stil debits your account. Even banks recommend that you print out receipts as a proof of the 'transaction gone wrong' and to save them trouble.
People only dispose the recipts when the atm doesn't mess up.
So @Poster and the lot of you should apply logic before 'bandwagoning' Nigerians.

delors: I think Moderators and the OGA AT THE TOP (aka SEUN) are becoming too mundane, unnecessarily critical and jargonized! You can't even allow B.R.EA.S.T. Cancer as topic but censor it to something else? How exactly do you expect people to understand it then? Common mehn, this is 21st Century, how can u censor such a word when we all know the importance of such a campaign? we arent kids here bro..the topic is a hot button one, taught at schools (even junior sec), freely spoken on national TVs, radios, etc. Other social media platforms use these words freely to sensitize the public but on Nairaland, given the slightest appearance of words like B.RE.A.ST, P.EN.I.X, ABDOMEN, TONGUE, etc, u censor as if we are still living in the 16th century...Are u a learner?
Abeg your own too much joor...dey do like village people there.
B.R.EA.S.T cancer censor to Bossom Cancer
COLON cancer censor to KOLO cancer
STOMACH cancer censor to BELE cancer...
smh.

My thought exactly. I think they put this process on some sort of auto change.. They too lazy to read thru individual threads and posts.. Cant say I blame them tho cos it seems like a lot of work. But d height of crap na this bosom cancer.. lol

lucenzo: REPUBLIC OF WADIYA



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On film ...Sacha Baron Cohen's bodyguards in The Dictator lol



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They are HIV aladeen.. lmao!!

lorretta u: I think title should be. MAN CAUGHT COMMITTING ADULTERY WITH NEIGHBOUR'S. WIFE.

I see what ure trying to do feminist buh d story is majorly from the first man's point of view.

bukatyne: Infidelity is very bad. The husband should call the wife and sit her down so they can have a heart to heart talk on what made the woman stray. The husband owns the wife, he knows the best mood to discuss with her. He should also check himself and endeavor he is romantic, wears sexy boxers and triple his action in bed. He should not worry, his wife would come back to her senses. He should also not forget prayers. There is nothing God can not do, fasting would also help.

The husband should remember that divorce is wrong. Marriage is for better for worse. These are the worse times, things will still be better.

It's well

And dats from a female's point of view..
Can we have a more realistic solution please? Preferably from a male.

ewizard1: Ok! Let me say i dnt know your location. Fine. But if you're in Nigeria here.. then shut you dumb brain down. Fine , it wasnt made for my village, was it made for urs?
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Egbon try get sense! Sharing files should be as easy as whatever. Why should you upload a file on air and another person downloads. I'll just use one of these file sharing sites instead. Abi u no dey reason?

I'm very sure you have used one of those low end phones b4 God bless u to buy iPhone. You neva share file for bluetooth b4? Why should it be more complicated? What if network goes wrong and the file is needed urgently. iUsers are in bondage oooo!
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You hussled your money to buy very xpensive fone... and you no go free?

God forbid!!!

In Super Bondage! Who cares anyway.

LADEMINUS: I need no such equipment man, I have used both for years and years... And yes the i4 screen costs 7k, the S3 35k, yet the i5 screen is much more rugged and sophisticated (from gsmarena and techsuplex) dat tells u a lot,

I noticed u sidelined the battery issue

I never even talk of overheating on 3g nd wifi which F's most androids up

I never even talk about data compression and speed here....

Na games?

Na stability? With all d crash crash androids do?

Mscheww

Still insisting that u go see yer Apple drop tests.. iCrap 4s and 5.. its allover youtube.

LADEMINUS: I need no such equipment man, I have used both for years and years... And yes the i4 screen costs 7k, the S3 35k, yet the i5 screen is much more rugged and sophisticated (from gsmarena and techsuplex) dat tells u a lot,

I noticed u sidelined the battery issue

I never even talk of overheating on 3g nd wifi which F's most androids up

I never even talk about data compression and speed here....

Na games?

Na stability? With all d crash crash androids do?

Mscheww

Nigga!! I aint no Techno User. What ever leads you to think I experience any of these issues u listed above is beyond me.
I use a GN2 Galaxy Note 2 for clarification. Am almost on wireless (swift) all day and my phone remains cold as ice. The RAM on this badboy never allows for any sort of crashing. And U DARE NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BATTERY LIFE (3100mAh battery capacity. So whatya talkin bro??

Apple discovers dirt first
Apple patents dirt
Nobody else can walk the Earth.
Apple later copies others
Apple is a pathetic hypocrite!!!!

coogar: how soon after those OSs came out did S2 latch on to them? please, don't dance around in circles, just give me the precise waiting time.....

A year thereabout. Sammy has quite a range of devices to work on (phones only). So they're forgiven on that ground. BUT that's not the point.. the point is that you lied. You made up sh! t and presented it as truth.

remmyz: nice one from tim cook

If everyone is busy
making everything...how
can anyone perfect
anything? We start to
confuse convenience
with joy, abundance
with choice. Design
requires something:
focus. The first thing we
ask is what do we want
people to feel.
Delight...surprise...love...connection.
Then we begin to craft
around that intention. It
takes time. There are a
thousand no's for every
yes. We perfect. We
start over, until
everything we touch
enhances every life it
touches. Only then do
we sign our work:
Designed by Apple in
California.

Wooooow!! That's the longest piece of BullSh/t I ever read. 20 lines

LADEMINUS: The same reason my TM Lewins are better than an average aba shirt!! Let's face it, u r guaranteed 5yrs continous nice battery service with an idevice.. And the batts last 3x longer than androids!! While an android batt has a half life of 1yr.. And that's just talking batteries

The S3 screen costs about 35k if damaged even slightly, as it will not function properly, while I had an accident recently and even though my iphone bore d brunt, the gorrila corning glass was cracked severally, but most peeps still tell me they cnt see the cracks till dey slant the fone, and it works perfectly, no ink spilling or anything even with the large conplete cracks...

One word QUALITY!

Hey Mr Sheep, you need to do more reading on tech guide and gsmarena and more watchin on youtube. Go see yer Apple drop tests. Only then are u equipped to come back here.

loswhite: since when is Samsung an operating system? The talk was abt the ios, dat is operating system .

Actually sir! You're still wrong, sadly. Samsung calls it group play. Other DROID makers call it their respective names. And that person was making reference to samsungs version of it.

caukerzee: The same android users that use them HTC one's, them Saumsung galaxy s3s and s4s and note 2s huh?

Lol.. free the fool.
Note 2 in da house... Can I get another high-end Droid user to disprove that mungo park?

coogar: why would apple do such? why can't samsung develop its own operating software instead of tag-teaming with other brands like HTC, LG, Sony, etc?

That's some stone age shii u talkin bro.
Imagine windows OS running only on a particular laptop brand.

ewizard1: See where apple is stupid? Giving Samsung a shot "Don have to bump phones together"
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Ok, which is more catchy?
AIRDROP is just like "I'll upload it, u'll download it" Veru stupid
Which means.. U can share without network data! Dats stupid!!!

But imagine sharing files by just putting device next to eachother. Dats just cool!

Nor mind em Agbalumo folks..
Touch to beam is sexy. The touching part was created as a sweet gesture and am loving it. And to clarify, u separate the devices after they've synced, not that you have to keep em together. And the file sharing speed?? Don't need to say much on the subject

logica: Ha! Lati 'gba wo?

True Multitasking is preety new to the market. What it means is that you can have two applications displayed on your screen at the same time. Split screen format

All these tweeks Apple has put in their "biggest thing to happen to iOS since blabla" OS is just a mere PHOTOCOPY of Android JB features. But google is not gonna sue. They're not like Apple that discovers dirt first and say nobody else can walk the Earth.
Google trumps Apple in this life and the next!
idr0idS 7.. B! tch please

coogar: the beauty of this is that even ipod owners would be able to upgrade to this when it comes out later in the year. a feature that is alien to android owners. to use a new android software, you must buy a latest phone!

You couldn't be more wrong niggre.. You could try buh u wouldn't be successful
Case Study.. S2 Came with Gingerbread and ran 3 subsequent OS. Honeycomb, ICS, JB

Frosti: But then, come to think of it, why are Apple's devices so expensive when compared to devices of the same range, power and specs?

BRAINWASHING (subtle word: marketing)

~Bluetooth:
Atleast stuff like this won't be accessible to Techno that has become a challenge to samsung which prouds itself in the pack of android developers.

TeamApple#

Lol.. whaaa!!! Techno challenge Smasung??
That's a low score.. even for you man

chess guru: chei and I still dey do prayer and fasting make my ps2 work again.
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Don't mean to go off topic, but the technology market section really feels like its filled with spamers and scamers, and don't feel comfortable posting anything there.
Please anybody who needs a brand new laptop (white) with 4gig ram, and 320 hdd for 55k-62k should call 07067424697

U gotta give us more.. Brand?? More specs- Processor speed, graphics card, blabla...

Not to sound pessimistic buh I see no separation happening here.. I only see one chest. There's nothing to separate. It's sad really!

Afam4eva: Na waoo

They should be taken to Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, Maryland ASAP so that they can be separated before they get very strong.

If only it was that easy..
There finance/sponsorship to deal with,
And from what I see in this picture, this is one hell of a case. Almost looks as if they share one upper body, there's no saying how many organs and skeletal structure they share.
God help them!

Les: But this twins are almost close to seperation, what ever dat stopped dem didn't try at ol...

My prayers for this babies, I pray dat d only ting joining them is just their skin and noting else like breast bone, ribs and rest of them.

I also pray that they are not sharing any body organ like lungs, etc..

Baba God do something for this kids cos they haven't offended anyone yet. I know they were conceived in sin but they never sin against u yet, do something Lord, Amen!!!

Ahem *clears throat* It's never only skin that joins siamese.. some tissues and (hopefully not) organs would be involved as well.
And err.. what dyu mean by conceived in sin? How u take sabi?