₦airaland Forum

Jastombutex11: Mark is no where better or greater than Seun except for the fact that he's far richer than him. Nairaland is Seun's Idea and personal thinking unlike Mark that stole friends idea. We need people of our own to motivate us and not the white that have no odd against them over there. We need someone that will explain to us how impossibilities can be made possible in this hell country of IMPOSSIBILITIES

Dont hate on Zuckerberg. A general discussion forum is not Seun's idea.. I guarantee you!

@Topic.. Yea am not buyin it.. Even if it were true am never gona be a supporter of bringing foreigners who dont contextually fit to our system to come and utter a few words.. Or to come and look preety in the case of a certain Kim K Whoredashian!

ogugua88: [size=13pt]It's not photoshopped.

I'd have to admire her courage. I don't care if I'm shaving or waxing five times a day. There's no way I can leave my house like that

As courageous as she is, I despise that she's working in a circus. It's so odd... as if she's conforming to the notion "if you're not normal, then there's no place for you in society.

*shrugs* Maybe I'm wrong.[/size]

Lol.. Yea. I just felt weak when I saw the "I work in a circus bit". It's a shame though.

jim jones: bros, nor mind that mumu wey waste money on iphone because e get speech recognition.

and for the lot blabbering on about gaming on the iphone5...i dont know any serious gamers(dead or alive) that'll prefer gaming on a device with a smaller screen, weaker processor, and an absolutely useless battery. spec for spec, the iphone5 is a joke in comparison to the s3. it remains a phone for girls and the gays(not like there's anything wrong with any of those groups of people).

@OP: you're most definitely better off with an android device(S3). android is the now and the motherfukin' future.


ps: the iphone crowd are called iSHEEP for a reason....for a very good reason.

Bless you on this.
This write up should be in the mothrefcukin FACT BOOK!
Niggas talkin bawt gaming better on iPhone 5 Like on what basis please educate a brother!

wengerjay: Fiancee=A woman to whom a man is engaged to be married.
Fiance=A man to whom a woman is engaged to be married.
I rest my case!

Why the education tho?? The right one was used.. she said Fiance wat else do u want??
Abeg unrest ur case and cary it somwher else joor!

Judging from the Dec 15 date. I conclude that this is a stale, stolen gist and you just copied and pasted. Buh nevertheless its an interesting one so amma drop a comment.
NO DO NOT TELL HER!!
Telling her is more than likely gona break them up and u dont want that on ur conscience (if ure a good person).
And besides enough water don pass under d bridge na... How many intimate partners have u had after dat guy considering ure 'wild' like u said. Surely enough to make u forget all d positions in which he did it with you!
Moving on...

Excellentman: yes bro, Not only that with Samsung Smart Tv and your S3 you can stream directly to ur Tv Via Allshare, While Apple uses Apple Tv External Device another money grabber.

Its quite depressing that Apple users continually dash money to apple.. Their misery doesnt stop when they pay for an overhyped device. Apple are the creme de la creme of the extortionist society!
Pitiful really.

kokosheen: And why the heck isn't your iPhone 5 working here

If you don't know how to use a smart phone, don't buy one!!!

OP, I would say you should wait for the Samsung S4, because it has way better specifications than the iPhone 5 and is an upgrade to S3 (I use a iPhone 5 and its the best phone I've used so far but I'm surely buying the S4)

Love your argument tho..
I am a Samsung enthusiast but I like to recognise that both devices are kings in their own respect.
What I would point out is the restriction Apple iTunes puts on it's users. Even if u jailbreak the device, you still dont get to explore the raw power it possesses and dats a bitch.
Buh I love the S3 tho I use a Note 2 (got scared when I saw some youtube drop tests of s3 and the iPhone 5 exterior scratching off easily by fingernails).
But mehn, money don go oo!!

Abbey2sam: Why would people in there right senses compare iphone to samsung........gosh!!!

Iphones are not even designed for this regions, I current have a brand new iphone5 with me which could not work due to the environment.

Please stop comparing this two...
Iphone5 all the way

Who's this contradictus??

Excellentman: Double screen display. let iPhone try that. browse and watch movies!

LOL
I love this feature on ma Note 2.. It makes me feel like such a techie/geek.

azpekuliar: Even my iPhone 4 is better than that S3, throw in the superiority of the Apple App store over the Andriod store, you can't go with a factory unlocked iPhone 5.

Another Apple drone!
It is a fact that the S3 is of a greater class than the iPhone 4.
The iPhone 5 maybe.

Dyt: Like seriously do fooools like u find it hard to understand wat I wrote
I wonder ow u made thru secondary school

And whats stoppin you from giving us the clue to decoding your 'source code'.
Go home and play with your barbie, you have noting to say!

causewahala: Interesting thread with physics students flossing with their knowledge!

Momentum is the key word here. Ft=M(V2-V1). . . assuming mass is same or Ft=M2V2-M1V1.

For those going contrary to this, lets use something somewhat tinier. . . say a bullet propelled from a gun.

It has little mass but the velocity is great which makes its momentum increase. . . little wonder why it can shatter the human skull even at a distance, no?

Lord reed is prolly an accountant or a lawyer!






PS: this thing na (high school)S.S.1 physics oooh!

The bullet analogy is so on point!!! GBAMEST to you!!
To me there's not much need for physics here sef.. Logic is enough.

Richfella: I dey tell you.

Bullets are aerodynamically designed such that the end up penetrating flat surfaces.. so either way your brain tissues ends up gettin splattered allova the nairaland page.
Try running into a stationary knife and see whether the knife bends.

apocalypse: Which do you think will get damaged the more ?

To those saying the Honda was stationary , your explanations are whack. A couple of years ago an Hyundai Accent rammed into my fathers Volvo 940 and the Accent was a total write off , mind you the stationary Volvo wasn't even damaged

Volvo?? U bring volvo into the argument?
Even the name volvo shid gov you a hint of what the car should look like structurally. Correct me if I'm wrong but volvos are nicknamed Boxes.

proudlysports: I remember my visit to the cinema at Sabo (can't even remember the name now). During the movie, you would hear some shout in yoruba "Waaaseeerrreeee!!!". I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Quite sad.

The management of cinemas should help with this. I think its the Nigerian mentality of once you've paid for something, you can do whatever you like irrespective of how the next person feels (forgetting that he/she has also paid the same amount).

LMAO!!! Wasereeee!!
Kai, Naija!

Mzflakkie: U no get work abi. Iranu U no get work abi. Iranu

Orde!!
I sabi ur kind.. Work like drones all ur life.. Die of a stroke at 50. What do u do for fun?? Errr.. Sleep abi. SMH!

Dyt: Unnecessary screaming
If u know u can't take d heat, y nt jst simply watch in ur house

NIGERIANS AND THEIR FOOLISH MENTALITY.
It's a public place.. Idiots like you are the kind that say "Go and read in your house if you complain of them making noise in the library".
Decorum has no meaning to them.
Barbarians!

gboss4sure: Forget physics, if na the M Benz jamed a trailer now would you have brought physics into it.

How can you bring a trailer into the discussion Do you know how many tons an average trailer would weigh
This discussion pertains to objects of similar weight category. U don expect to punch a wall and the wall would cave.. except in movies.
Wise up dude!

People that are trying to flaw the rule of stationary object taking more damage are pointless. Am not science inclined but like the sensible people said, its simple physics.
If an object rams into another static one, the moving object giving its speed has more momentum and velocity, it has to do the damage. Have u seen someone dat was headbutted before?? Its the same head with the same skeletal material but the stationary head gets a bang!! We're all intellectuals people, at least most of us are!

Am sorry... WHA!!??

gbaky_floor: And here I am searching for someone like you to no avail: the irony of life.

WELL, YOU FOUND HIM!!
Get his pin abd arrange a hotel room meeting too. Lol

koruji: You guys need to educate yourselves.
Fraternities are not supposed to be any kind of "evil" cults.
It is all over the United States colleges - and are guys or girls that group together.
Although they are known for hazing new entrants, that is frowned upon these days.
And even hazing doesn't involve the kind of evil being perpetrated in Nigerian schools.
It is like us in Nigeria to take something with noble intentions and transform it into bad outcomes.
This is basically the story of fraternities in Nigeria - its evil bent these days has nothing to do with Baba Kogi.
Same story with our democracy: that our so-called democracy is really a "lootocracy" doesn't mean that we blame those who came up with the noble idea of a "government of the people by the people and for the people".

Please tell them, please !!!

Duke_Nija: This hair Sha!

He obviously had a thing for pics, knowing they'd come in handy in future!

Its high time I start snapping O so future generations will see their mentor in his youth!

The thousands wey u dey snap for restroom per day never still do
Lol

mZ sleeq: [b][/b]
What do u mean by "it could have been bearable if they were twin girls"??are u sayin girls are of lesser importancecare to enlighten me??ssssstchew,
RIp little ones

This is a serious case of Calm the 4k down.. She was using a sarcastic tone can't u see that?

PDPwayoo: Yeye fowl wen dey lay yeye egg = Yeye parents wen dey born yeye pikins........
A good child or kid can never go close to cars for sale.

Anywayz, sorry sha.. R.I.P to the pikins and condolence to the mama/papa. This is the implication of having KPAKO-RORO family.

Warrisdis!!??
A good child can never blahblahblah..
What do 4 year old kids know??
Mehn, a r3tard at your age is a r3tard 4eva oo!!

jimihendrix: They'll def rest in peace. But did any1 notice how d word "male" was used frequently

Lol.. I thought I was the only one.
Gender bias still huge in Naija and will continue to be for a while.

de Hitchcock: I just hate the fact that I nag and quarell all my strength and then he laughs and replies wiv"u r awesome,I love u"it kills me.urghhhhhhh.like I just wasted my time.he is the bestest.luv him crazy

Ayaff lost oo
Getting mood swings even while texting? U hate U love U love to hate.. Which levos

Rooneyboy:

Oestrogen skyrocketed.

Ego2: wen i get his brb shit while trying too chat wif him, buh still find him online

Hehehe.. Cruel shii.. The guy no try.
Any babe dat does such wif me and stil stays online.. I jus picture her taking a huge dump and that's it.. Interest Lost!

AG.gal:
Wen i prepare a terrible meal n he eats happily n say "its very tasty"

And you find that annoying Omashe oo
He's a keeper, latch on tight!