₦airaland Forum

Now, I don't understand the rationale behind blurring an armed robber's picture to hide his face.

gustav25: I also guess its superior to the grand in its ability to make u breakfast by frying u eggs?

It's beta when to have your eggs fried than have your laps or even your house burnt.

Why not post this in the jobs/vacancies section? Many people have gotten the questions in that section.

With the frequent rates of r.ap.e in recent times, I think Nigeria is fast catching up with South Africa, the world's number 1 haven for rapi.s.ts.

Promises can be broken if the need arises. Report her to the appropriate authorities before she kills someone in the name of falling in love with you.
How could a lady be so shamelessly desperate?

OP, don't be surprised if some of those who advised you to steal the money come on this thread and shower accolades on you. But deep inside them, they're like "this guy na big time MF!"

Why not consider an alternative?

Now this is serious!

I'm sorry, but I don't believe this. Source?

Good riddance to bad rubbish!
Lesson: Don't let desperation push you into crime. Stay within the law. Crime does not pay. He who has ears,...

Why can't you provide the name of your client to fostet credibility?

dopeJemi: I doubt dat "elephants are d only animals that cannot jump". Do alligators jump? Wah bouh turtLes?.. Or are they not animals?

Yeah, you're right. And snails too, can they jump?

If you were to be a tree, what kind of tree would you love to be, and why?

pendusky: NA WASH! WHY DIDN'T HE REMEMBER HIM WHEN HE WAS ALIVE?

SMH. What is this one saying? Wash kor, dry-clean ni.

I smell a scam here. Why is your client nameless?

The best way to dress for an interview is to wear what you would wear on a typical day at work.

Please shine your eye, job seekers. Not every job advert is real. Some are out to steal your money and waste your time.

yim: the agreement is voidable as govt was forced to sign under duress. ASUU members are thieves.

What is this one saying? Are ASUU members militants?

In addition, fools who would quote the whole of a very long post on NL only to comment "hmm."

cumz: where's my techno D5... #sad

Sorry, your D5 didnt make the list because it has no 3G.

Lionbite: P5 senior M3 oga OP. Dont have eyes to see the 4.0 screen size battery, and HVGA
I Don Vex

Try to read between lines. P5 lacks GPU and 3.75G connectivity.

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